Strip Club Reports

[Higgs Boson]

I went there 15 years ago and the place sucked ass. The tables were sticky. The beer was warm. The girls were old as the hills. Thanks for the new report.

Reminds me of a line in a Marx Brother's movie: "Some party. The beer is warm, the women are cold, and I'm getting hot under the collar. ".

Color me skeptical but this place is typically at the bottom of my strip club list. It seemed like the place to go to see tatooed biker babes and the management carefully watched each dance. If you touched the dancer ANYWHERE, you were immediately scolded to keep you hands at your sides. The best part of this club seemed to be the bar area which served as a very nice sports bar. Overall the Candy Store seemed like a nice place to hang out if you lived in the area.

Granted, I haven't been here in years, purposely because other clubs beckoned with better prospects.

Maybe BigTim will want to visit to add to his club count.

Higgs.

[Higgs Boson]

Little Higgs woke me up this morning, saying, "Wow that was fun last night. When can we go to Essex again?. " Me (groggy and sleepy): "Next pay check. ".

Before I continue, here's some minor updates:

Drove by Minks one night a couple weeks ago. Literally. It was totally dark and I passed it before I realized it. Did a you turn and pulled into the parking lot. Not a good sign. No lights, no cars. Not necessarily a bad thing for us since I think the management was clueless. I won't get into my rant. Maybe another time. Dancers also tell me that the house fees nickel-and-dime them. OTOH, dancers could just show up and dance. Met a handful of hot dancers there over the years but you never knew who would be there and what it would be like until you entered the door.

Since I was in the neighborhood, I decided to swing by Nubians, the nude place near 36th Ave on McDowell. It too was dark, no cars and the sign was gone. Not too surprised. Noted by another forum member, the demographics have changed in the area. The management also needed to get a clue. For example, I stopped by a couple months ago to find the front door locked. According to my sources, the manager on duty felt ill and decided to close it down. At least that's what he told ownership. You can't allow an establishment to shut down and expect customers to come by on later nights. They just stop showing up. Too bad, cause I did see a couple of hot dancers there. My Fave 1 tried it for awhile but, not surprisingly, gave up. The customers typically would show up sit around the small stage, gawk, perhaps tip a dollar or two and leave. Dancers made almost no money and stopped showing up. Some day I'll stop by Eve's Tease to figure out how they make it work there. Haven't been inside for many years. Dave used to visit the club occasionally.

Fox's: every now and the there's some minor activity around the site. A couple weeks ago, a construction dumpster was there and removed. Last week a work truck was parked by a side entrance. I don't think anything will happen. Too much competition in the area (ABC, Dirty's, Essex and Chicas).

As I noted a month or two ago, I was on the final stages of a SB / SD arrangement and I think that finally ended this week. Starting the beginning of August, I occasionally visited clubs, typically Bandaids or Essex.

The usual pattern at Essex is that things are slow until after 9 PM and builds until about Midnight with the party going to 2 AM. The place opens about 1 PM or 2 PM and there are some girls there but not many. I usually visit on Wednesday evening, arriving between 9 and 9:30. Drink specials start about that time. Frankly, I try to be nice when discussing dancers but, on my first night returning to Essex, I took a seat at a table after getting my first beverage at the bar. I was soon joined by a skinny dancer who may have been latina, and she tried to get a feel about how receptive I would be. In her case, not very. It may have been the UV lights reacting with her cosmetics but she looked hideous.

Last night, I was seated at the very same table but had glanced at one of the black dancers before my eyes had fully adjusted. She took it as a positive sign and sat next to me. I soon realized she was not the kind of dancer I was looking for but I try to be Mr. Nice Guy. She brought up the subject of dances and I asked her what about the area behind Stage 2 (you have go up a step or two and the area has nice comfy chairs). She said she charged $20/ dance up there. (she might but that's not what the club says) She said, the VIP cost $25 (correct), and at the tables, $10. (no) She must have thought I was a newb or really desperate. I dropped the subject. Gave her a tip. Later, I found an excuse to visit the Men's room and brought my drink with me.

Officially, the club says dances by the Stage 2 area cost $10 each. Some dancers will say $15 and I occasionally let them get away with it but they just don't get as much money from me since I limit the dances to four at that price. Always check with the dancer before starting in that area.

To contrast, a couple weeks ago I met this really charming and hot dancer who was returning after a period away from Essex. She knew me from another club and after a few minutes of tease and flirting at the bar, we decided to move to that area behind Stage 2. On the way to that area, she asked an assistant manager about the pricing. He informed her, $10/ dance. That inquiry and her behavior during the dances, assured me that I was being treated fairly, even generously. In return, she got paid for many dances and I even gave extra. We met again last night and I was not disappointed.

At Essex, the magic hour is 11 PM. That's when the really hot dancers show up to catch the growing crowd. My jaw dropped a couple times after 11 PM last night but I kept my composure until that hot dancer got sight of me. She said she missed me the previous week. Nice stroke for my ego as she progressed into the tease and flirting. Little Higgs loved it and it wasn't long before we moved to that area behind Stage 2 and continued where we left off.

About a month ago, I dropped by Bandaids. I almost always find a dancer there I like. Often I know them from previous visits. That evening I went home with three new phone numbers and I hadn't even brought up the subject with the dancers. Of course, they want me to be at the club when they're there, and vice versa. My opinion: be a nice guy, give the dancers a known positive quality and things can happen. This isn't going to happen on a single club visit. That can work in some cities, and in Phoenix sometimes but not consistently.

I know some people get irritated that I don't get very specific with names and activities. It has been noted here before but local authorities do read these sort of sites. This was brought home to a forum member during a traffic stop a few years ago. At that time he had a user name here that was very close to his vanity license plate. The officer asked if he was XXXXXX on this forum. I also have sources reporting that Valley LE follow social media in an official capacity. Finally, some forum members believe it's more than a coincidence that "raids" I. E. LE and alcohol authority visits and fines, at the Hi Liter happened after a period of very descriptive club reviews of VIP activities. Those are reasons I keep the details and dancer descriptions vague, or at least difficult to pin down. I also don't want some jerk walking up to a dancer and asking, "Didn't you do (specific act) with a guy named Higgs?

It's time for me to find some new faves. Fave 1 is looking for another vocation and has become scarce. She has made Phoenix her home even bringing other family to the area. Fave A is more mobile and decided to leave Phoenix to take up dancing in another state in the US South. Fave X has also moved to the US South and divides her time between two states. Done OTC with all three. Had a voice call from Ms M after many months. I couldn't talk at that time and I asked if we could txt later. With her OK, I sent her a txt later which was unanswered. However, late that night I got txts from an unknown number demanding to know who I was. My theory, someone's part or full time BF was looking at Ms M's phone and saw my txt. Anyway, with the SB out of the picture now, it's time to find someone else for extracurricular activities.

Higgs.

[Desert Rat]

Went to Candy Store Saturday night with some work friends, so no first hand mileage reports, but did have some good info.

1. Lots of hot girls. I did not see any black girls, but everyone else was represented. Big booby MILFs, skinny spinners, curvy Latina, Asians with and without fake boobs, alternative college chicks, models. I was really impressed. I was there for two hours and didn't make it all the way through the main stage lineup, so there were tons of girls working.

2. Floor dances. I side eyed the floor dances and saw lots of hands on boobs, a few discrete kitty flashes, lots of grinding and motor boating. One time I saw management poke their head onto main room but they didn't seem to care.

3. VIP. They have very private VIP cubicles that I couldn't see into. Based on the floor mileage, I bet with the right girl you could have a pretty good time. Also, in the 2 hours I was there, I didn't see anyone but girls and customers to in. Unless there is a camera, it would be very inconvenient to casually check in on it since when the club is full you would have to wade through customers.

I may have to make a solo trip back soon and see if it's as good as it seems.

I went there 15 years ago and the place sucked ass. The tables were sticky. The beer was warm. The girls were old as the hills. Thanks for the new report.

[WhoMe111]

Went to Candy Store Saturday night with some work friends, so no first hand mileage reports, but did have some good info.

1. Lots of hot girls. I did not see any black girls, but everyone else was represented. Big booby MILFs, skinny spinners, curvy Latina, Asians with and without fake boobs, alternative college chicks, models. I was really impressed. I was there for two hours and didn't make it all the way through the main stage lineup, so there were tons of girls working.

2. Floor dances. I side eyed the floor dances and saw lots of hands on boobs, a few discrete kitty flashes, lots of grinding and motor boating. One time I saw management poke their head onto main room but they didn't seem to care.

3. VIP. They have very private VIP cubicles that I couldn't see into. Based on the floor mileage, I bet with the right girl you could have a pretty good time. Also, in the 2 hours I was there, I didn't see anyone but girls and customers to in. Unless there is a camera, it would be very inconvenient to casually check in on it since when the club is full you would have to wade through customers.

I may have to make a solo trip back soon and see if it's as good as it seems.

That is a pleasant surprise. The last time I was there a few 5's and NO TOUCHING at all. I will give it another try, more convenient than driving down to Hi-Liter.

Thanks for the info.

[Az Hobby Habit]

Hey guys,

I'm flying in from Detroit and want to hit a club tomorrow night (Tuesday). I'm staying with friend in Scottsdale but he's picking me up from the airport at 5:30 pm and we are going to try to hit a club from there. He doesn't really know the scene so I thought I'd ask here. Now, our clubs in Detroit are awesome if you're looking for extras. I don't necessarily need FS but I don't want floor dances or just lame grinding in the VIP either. What are some good clubs to hit where extras are available but also has good looking girls? I'm looking for clubs where there are multiple 7+ girls. Thanks in advance! I'm happy to return the favor for anyone coming to Detroit!

Hi Liter seems to be the best intersection of high mileage and hot girls right now. The right girl will have the bouncers tipped out properly to let the VIP be as fun as you can afford it to be. The girls I've seen weren't too subtle about the pitch either, so I think it's a pretty permissive environment at the moment unless anyone else contradicts me.

[SingDong99]

Hey guys,

I'm flying in from Detroit and want to hit a club tomorrow night (Tuesday). I'm staying with friend in Scottsdale but he's picking me up from the airport at 5:30 pm and we are going to try to hit a club from there. He doesn't really know the scene so I thought I'd ask here. Now, our clubs in Detroit are awesome if you're looking for extras. I don't necessarily need FS but I don't want floor dances or just lame grinding in the VIP either. What are some good clubs to hit where extras are available but also has good looking girls? I'm looking for clubs where there are multiple 7+ girls. Thanks in advance! I'm happy to return the favor for anyone coming to Detroit!

[Az Hobby Habit]

Went to Candy Store Saturday night with some work friends, so no first hand mileage reports, but did have some good info.

1. Lots of hot girls. I did not see any black girls, but everyone else was represented. Big booby MILFs, skinny spinners, curvy Latina, Asians with and without fake boobs, alternative college chicks, models. I was really impressed. I was there for two hours and didn't make it all the way through the main stage lineup, so there were tons of girls working.

2. Floor dances. I side eyed the floor dances and saw lots of hands on boobs, a few discrete kitty flashes, lots of grinding and motor boating. One time I saw management poke their head onto main room but they didn't seem to care.

3. VIP. They have very private VIP cubicles that I couldn't see into. Based on the floor mileage, I bet with the right girl you could have a pretty good time. Also, in the 2 hours I was there, I didn't see anyone but girls and customers to in. Unless there is a camera, it would be very inconvenient to casually check in on it since when the club is full you would have to wade through customers.

I may have to make a solo trip back soon and see if it's as good as it seems.

[DkPersonal]

Was in the neighborhood so I stopped by. The place looks like a regular strip club but the quality of girls was the best I have ever seen and I've seen a lot. Every girl was like a 8 or 9. It was unbelievable. The downside, these girls were detached from reality or something. I saw one girl spit on a guy for tipping $1. That was also a first for me, I had never seen a stripper do that and the poor guy had just arrived and everyone was in shock. Anyways, there is an all nude club within the same place that does not serve alcohol. I went in there for about 2 minutes. That was a creep show. Plus there was seemingly no A / C in there neither, hot af. Maybe all these girls were college girls that thought just because they take off their clothes that money would rain down from the sky and their attitude don't matter. Well I hate to inform, attitude matters.

[RubLover803]

Stopped by Xplicit in Glendale today around lunch.

Nice that there was no day time cover.

Only two girls working.

Had a floor dance with "Candy" and she treated me well.

Definitely enjoyed my visit.

[Desert Rat]

Back in the day I dated a stripper and hung out with all of her co-workers. All strip clubs suck if you expect anything more than a table dance. The truth is the dancers do NOT like you or want to have sex with you. The girls want your money and then to have you leave them alone. Yes, sometimes they find a customer attractive or if you have a huge money roll they will leave with you. Both of those events are extremely rare. Go have fun but do not fool yourself that this is anything but a business. Of course, I also know this applies to escorts, too.

[Bustass]

All the strip club here suck dude. Gluck with your FS hunt at clubs.

The others might be correct. Build repport! Good things come to those who wait!

[SonOfA]

All the strip club here suck dude. Gluck with your FS hunt at clubs.

I 100% disagree with this statement. Phoenix might not beat Florida clubs, but it's up there in terms of mileage and it doesn't cost a fortune to do it. If you know what clubs to go to, you can get FS that same night with the right girl. For starters, try Hi-Liter.

[Kamui7]

Now wait a minute. If you think it's bad here, I'm with Kamui7. I can tell you you'll spend a lot more on the Manhattan clubs and get a lot less. Exception being the underground scene in NYC and good luck trying to get in on that. If you know what you're doing in Phoenix, you can get a lot but it typically takes more than one visit.

Higgs.

Oh well. Thanks.

Should I just hit up massage parlors?

[Higgs Boson]

All the strip club here suck dude. Gluck with your FS hunt at clubs.

Now wait a minute. If you think it's bad here, I'm with Kamui7. I can tell you you'll spend a lot more on the Manhattan clubs and get a lot less. Exception being the underground scene in NYC and good luck trying to get in on that. If you know what you're doing in Phoenix, you can get a lot but it typically takes more than one visit.

Higgs.

[TrillZero]

What's the general consensus for best bang for you buck in the Scotsdale / Glendale / Phoenix area?

FS would be awesome, but not sure how the clubs are out there. Where I live in NYC, clubs are lame.

Thanks!

All the strip club here suck dude. Gluck with your FS hunt at clubs.