Massage Parlor Reports

**Jurassic** · 10-27-07 20:12

The first 2/3rds of my second encounter with Christy was pretty good. The last 1/3 was awful when she started acting like the cleanup crew at the hotel by Adelita's bar:

After a decent 10 min. massage and 15 min. of CBJ, and CFS in the two most basic positions: Mish and K9. all for a standard 1.4;

She had the audacity to knock several times on the shower door while I was cleaning up, for all of 5 minutes. Than I had to send her out the room as I finished drying off and dressed. I even locked her out!

Such rudeness is unexcusable, considering how much money I just gave her for very little of her time. She claimed she would get in trouble with the management if I was there for 40 min.
I actually asked for a 45 min. session in the beginning which she refused!

As I left, I said, "Shame on you for such rudeness."
I also told her I'd "like to speak to the management about their policy."

Jurassic

**Monger 2** · 10-25-07 00:39

Originally Posted by Malo

Well, I took one for the group. There's a reason why they advertise as the least expensive. Nice masasage but that's all!

I have been eyeing that location. Very busy- very open. Things getting too tight in this town.

M2

**Malo** · 10-22-07 18:40

Well, I took one for the group. There's a reason why they advertise as the least expensive. Nice masasage but that's all!

**Tsboy69** · 10-16-07 03:00

Stopped by Mercado again and say Gigi?

Mid-30's girl with medium sized bolt-ons - petite with a great butt. Very sexy with decent English skills -

Tough and rough massage, upon the flip, decided on it all. I thought I had a cover in my bag, but did not. She was the perfect size I like and wanted to screw, but had to use their wrap....you cannot feel a thing...there is something to be said about condoms rather than plastic wrap that is wrapped around and around.

Anyhow, finished our business and will never leave home without a glove...overall a good experience - I would repeat.

**Slideguy** · 09-11-07 18:25

Went to mercado today and saw a new girl. Been there for about a week. First time up in Santa Barbara. She was in New York before. Service was ok. Not up to par with the girls that have been there recently. I will probably wait a few weeks before going back to see who else is getting put into rotation and find out if any of the past girls are comming back.

**Tsboy69** · 08-19-07 04:16

I was in room two and noticed the clock without the cover. I did not experience the same issue as you did.

Saw Tiffany and had a good time. More often than not, IMHO the second time around is not as good as the first - this was not the case this time

Originally Posted by Jurassic

The other day at Mercado, I saw the other girl, forget her name:

One thing: I booked a 45 min. session and she even pointed to the clock hands to show me how long I'd get. I also started the stop watch timer on my watch when she was out of the room.

I noticed the plastic cover on the clock was missing.

Sure enough when it was all over, including a shower after the event, my stop watch indicated only 35 min. used. Yet the clock read 45 min. or more.

I think they may be playing games with the clock, moving the hands forwards 10 min. especially when others waiting. They could easily do this during the massage when we are face down.

I'd be curious if anyone else times their sessions and their results

Good times however.

**Malo** · 08-13-07 11:39

Originally Posted by Sbcabud

This lady is Japanese and the $35 off is on 2 1-hour one hour sessions paid up front with $35 off. This is not a sexual message. She will do a hand job in a half hour at session for $1, fully clothed and no touhy feely.

I dont think she is very busy.

SBCABUD

I had the same experience. No touching fully clothed. HJ at end.

**Sbcabud** · 08-11-07 20:38

Originally Posted by Hampster

I found this in the paper: $35 off on 2 1-hrs. Nurturing; blissful. Free extra. 14 yrs exp. True to You 698-5861

Any info?

This lady is Japanese and the $35 off is on 2 1-hour one hour sessions paid up front with $35 off. This is not a sexual message. She will do a hand job in a half hour at session for $1, fully clothed and no touhy feely.

I dont think she is very busy.

SBCABUD

**Surfnk9** · 08-10-07 22:03

Originally Posted by Monger 2

I saw signs "For Lease" on footbath today. That was one of the best AMPs in town. I'm gonna miss it.

M2

For the past two weeks there have been advertisments for this place. It may be down but not out.

Surfnk9

**Monger 2** · 07-27-07 19:27

I saw signs "For Lease" on footbath today. That was one of the best AMPs in town. I'm gonna miss it.

M2

**Slideguy** · 07-23-07 17:32

I hadn't been to the mercado in about 6 months or longer. I decided to return about 3 weeks ago. I showed up a bit late. Tiffany greated me and showed me to a room. She offered a 30 min session. I decided to come back the next day instead. I asked Tiffany if she would be working the next day and I didn't quite follow her response. But I figured it really didn't matter too much.

I returned a couple of days later and was greated by another girl named "She-She" (Xixi in Chinese). I noticed that she was unusually shapley for most parlor girls I have seen but I didn't want to get to excited (it is dark in there, and I've had a bait and switch happen before) so I went with the routine of getting into the room and setting up the session. I decided for a 30 min sessions since I figured I would ease back into this parlor scene. I was happy to see that Xixi did come back for the session. She gives a above average massage with a firm touch and uses her arms to cover large areas. Also a good light touch to proceed the flip. She asked if I wanted a BJ. I was a little delight and surprised (since most girls just questionly do the HJ motion). I was there for a HJ but wished that I had brought more for FS. We agreed on. 6 (she did NOT ask for the money up front). She immediately pulled off her top to reveal some great the cup tits. She then pulled off her shorts and turned around for some lube as I massaged her great looking ass. With that T and A she is one of the most shaply parlor girls I have met. She had a great touch and I popped quicker than I usually do. After feeling her tits I confirmed that they were implants. But she must have been a see cup because the implants were not that large. She is a very hot looking Chinese lady. I went back the next day for FS. She asked $. 2 which is high but she was firm about the price. She did a girlish giggle when I asked if $ was ok. She is so pleasant that I went ahead with the $. 2. She was definitely worth it. One of the best rides I have ever gotten at an AMP. She got on top for 3 variations of CG. One where she grinded on me and I thought I could not hold on. Then we moved to Doggie and then finnished in mish. She bent over me so I could release on her tits. She is very sexual and eager. I was definitely pleased. She said she was leaving on July 14. But I think I also undestood that she would be back in a few weeks. Her english was harder than usual to understand (it was the words she used that didn't quite make sense NOT her pronunciation).

I went back to the mercado about a week ago. Knowing that Xixi wasn't going to be there I didn't expect a memorable experience. I was greated by Tiffany again (guess that she was back from her rotation) and settled for a 45 min FS session. Tiffany is not Xixi by far. About 10 years older (maybe mid 40's) and typical thin, A-be cup Chinese girl. She did try to put out an effort and remembered me from the first time (repeats sometimes help). She didn't ride me half as well as Xixi but I really rammed into her in mish. She took it all in stride and kept moaning like it was her first time. She went about 15 min over with me and did a neck, shoulder, scalp massage after my pop and hot towel clean up. I tossed in an extra. 4 for her efforts. I probably won't go back for FS with her but would go for a rub and tug.

**Slideguy** · 07-23-07 17:15

I hadn't been to the mercado in about 6 months or longer. I decided to return about 3 weeks ago. I showed up a bit late. Tiffany greated me and showed me to a room. She offered a 30 min session. I decided to come back the next day instead. I asked Tiffany if she would be working the next day and I didn't quite follow her response. But I figured it really didn't matter too much.

I returned a couple of days later and was greated by another girl named "She-She" (Xixi in Chinese). I noticed that she was unusually shapley for most parlor girls I have seen but I didn't want to get to excited (it is dark in there, and I've had a bait and switch happen before) so I went with the routine of getting into the room and setting up the session. I decided for a 30 min sessions since I figured I would ease back into this parlor scene. I was happy to see that Xixi did come back for the session. She gives a above average massage with a firm touch and uses her arms to cover large areas. Also a good light touch to proceed the flip. She asked if I wanted a BJ. I was a little delight and surprised (since most girls just questionly do the HJ motion). I was there for a HJ but wished that I had brought more for FS. We agreed on. 6 (she did NOT ask for the money up front). She immediately pulled off her top to reveal some great the cup tits. She then pulled off her shorts and turned around for some lube as I massaged her great looking ass. With that T and A she is one of the most shaply parlor girls I have met. She had a great touch and I popped quicker than I usually do. After feeling her tits I confirmed that they were implants. But she must have been a see cup because the implants were not that large. She is a very hot looking Chinese lady. I went back the next day for FS. She asked $. 2 which is high but she was firm about the price. She did a girlish giggle when I asked if $ was ok. She is so pleasant that I went ahead with the $. 2. She was definitely worth it. One of the best rides I have ever gotten at an AMP. She got on top for 3 variations of CG. One where she grinded on me and I thought I could not hold on. Then we moved to Doggie and then finnished in mish. She bent over me so I could release on her tits. She is very sexual and eager. I was definitely pleased. She said she was leaving on July 14. But I think I also undestood that she would be back in a few weeks. Her english was harder than usual to understand (it was the words she used that didn't quite make sense NOT her pronunciation).

I went back to the mercado about a week ago. Knowing that Xixi wasn't going to be there I didn't expect a memorable experience. I was greated by Tiffany again (guess that she was back from her rotation) and settled for a 45 min FS session. Tiffany is not Xixi by far. About 10 years older (maybe mid 40's) and typical thin, A-be cup Chinese girl. She did try to put out an effort and remembered me from the first time (repeats sometimes help). She didn't ride me half as well as Xixi but I really rammed into her in mish. She took it all in stride and kept moaning like it was her first time. She went about 15 min over with me and did a neck, shoulder, scalp massage after my pop and hot towel clean up. I tossed in an extra. 4 for her efforts. I probably won't go back for FS with her but would go for a rub and tug.

**Air Cooled** · 07-23-07 13:12

Originally Posted by Jurassic

I'd be curious if anyone else times their sessions and their results

I do.

Most of my watches are the chronograph style and have the timer ring that just ratchets around the bezel. I set it at the zero mark when I'm down on the table, and let the session begin.

Only once have I been "shorted" on a session, and that was only about 10 minutes or so. I would have called her on it, but it was a non-issue by that point.

**Jurassic** · 07-21-07 17:11

The other day at Mercado, I saw the other girl, forget her name:

One thing: I booked a 45 min. session and she even pointed to the clock hands to show me how long I'd get. I also started the stop watch timer on my watch when she was out of the room.

I noticed the plastic cover on the clock was missing.

Sure enough when it was all over, including a shower after the event, my stop watch indicated only 35 min. used. Yet the clock read 45 min. or more.

I think they may be playing games with the clock, moving the hands forwards 10 min. especially when others waiting. They could easily do this during the massage when we are face down.

I'd be curious if anyone else times their sessions and their results

Good times however.