Massage Parlor Reports

[Malo]

Drove by and it is RIGHT on Carillo - way too busy of a street - parking in back.

Converted house, lots of neon signs in front...Not sure I would try...anyone?

The advertize as the Best Massage in Town. That's not even true, so so massage and that's it!

[Tsboy69]

Drove by and it is RIGHT on Carillo - way too busy of a street - parking in back.

Converted house, lots of neon signs in front...Not sure I would try...anyone?

[Tsboy69]

Now that is not very nice. Korean girls generally don't have much of an rear, but you'll find many Chinese girls do. We never see Japanese girls doing this work.

Still hate looking at those flat gook asses though.

[Priapizm]

What is the deal with the new place? Its upstairs from where I pay rent when I am too late to mail it. Saw the neon sign in the window and thought O'rly.

[MasterPelican]

Was working in S. B. Last week and stumbled on Amy.

Had to get cash and return. Showed her all I had was 1 and she begrudgingly asked if I was equipped with latex, which I was not.

She comes back with a roll of saran wrap.

We then went 69 until she couldn't take it anymore [3 min? ] and then I fucked her standing up with her on the table.

She wouldn't do doggy-said I was too big?

So then I got on the table and did it mish.

The saran wrap held up well and I sucked on those big nips a little.

Next I will have a condom too enhance the experience.

Still hate looking at those flat gook asses though.

[Slideguy]

I'm in agreement about the Russian by Wendy's. She doesn't take direction well with her massage. It's her way or nothing. Her use of lotion (not oil) is very generous and touching is limited. Her in-call location is also a little shabby. Probably would see her only if price went down or was really desperate.

[Jurassic]

I second what Slideguy had to say about Amy at Mercado: Too hard or careless on the massage and rushed FS. Also speaks little English.

I accidentally (?) saw her again two days later.
I had stopped by out of curiosity wanting to see what the other girl looked like wondering if I'd seen her before.

She was also a new girl Maggie (average looking), and took the monger who entered right before me.

Amy was playful and charming behind the window in her frock, flashing some B cup natural cleavage.

Negotiating before going to the room, I only had 1.2 on me. First she suggested I drive to the gas station down the street, than she said, come on back to the room, ready to go.

Just than another monger entered. I had decided to give her one more chance, since she was in a playful mood.
I told her wait one second and I'll grab a cover from my car.

30 sec. later and I see her starting to lead the guy into the back. I interrupted, wait a minute, I was here first!
Also she already had my .4 The other guy agreed.

So the session was better than the first. Although her massage was all finger tip soft touch. Which she did adeptly.

The Cbj was short-lived or perfunctory, however good suction and velocity. We only did two basic positions: Perpendicular table mish, k9 and back to mish.
I enjoyed that for awhile, ignoring her efforts to rush me. In fact I tell the girls, "don't rush me, I'm going to enjoy this."

Afterwards I continued to joke around with her and play with her as she cleaned up at the sink.

One thing I'd say she has going for her; her pussy felt pretty snug and tight. She does tend to make exasperated looking faces during the act.

Thus I'd say she enjoys negotiating and taking the money up front, much more than earning it.
She's definitely quirky, the kind of AMP girl I've run into who likes to mutter some things in Chinese to herself after the session. Not a GFE, NO touching, FIV or DFK.
Also doesn't moan like she's enjoying it.

She reminded me to bring her 1.0 next time for FS.

One way I broke the ice with her was throw in some Cantonese that a former girlfriend once taught me.

[Slideguy]

Went and had a session with Amy at Mercado. STAY AWAY is my recomendation. Rushed. Plus rough style of massage. And I like a firm massage but this girl takes firm to another level. She tweaked out my shoulder. Usually just go when my faves are working but took a chance.

[Major_George]

Visited the Russian who advertises on CL as beautiful (she's not) and very fit. Very oily and inadequate massage. Topless, but don't touch there or anywhere. It's $1. 3. Don't recommend.

I saw her twice when driving through Santa Barbara. At the time she was in upstairs in the office complex next to the Wendy's on Hollister. She's fit and Russian, 6 on the looks. Her trick is a massage with a handshake at the end. The first time was OK, but the second time was a waste. I was getting ready to shoot but it was too quick, so I had her slow down. Three minutes later she complains about how long this is taking and leaves the room.

I agree with Michaelstewart. Save your money for a girl who works for it.

George

[Michaelstewart]

Visited the Russian who advertises on CL as beautiful (she's not) and very fit. Very oily and inadequate massage. Topless, but don't touch there or anywhere. It's $1. 3. Don't recommend.

[Jurassic]

Last night I tried Jessica at the place next to the Hamburger Habit.

She's young thin, pretty, with hard implants, wearing a long ribbed green sweater dress down to her knees.

After 5 min. cursory massage, she asked me to flip and what I wanted?
She asked what I'd give her for CFS?
I offered the standard 1.0.
She informed me that I should pay 1.6 since she's young and pretty!
I declined. I had to show her my wallet was empty after 1.0.

At this point alarm bells were ringing inside of me, however Jurassic Junior got the better of me since he wanted to feel her from the inside.

She accepted the 1.0 and pulled her dress up to her shoulders, but wouldn't take it off. Quick HJ to get the cover on, brief rapid fire cbj and time for FS.
I had her climb aboard cowgirl. Her body was very pale and thin. A few minutes later and she wants to switch.

We proceed to k9, more KY added each transition.
We finish mish, her urging me to finish.

Although she's a very cute girl. Her implants were way too hard and big for her frame. There was no passion or chemistry and No Touching allowed.
I could barely lick her nipples.

Regretfully a very mechanical experience which immediately felt like a total waste of 1.4

I suppose that in the balance of things, these less than satisfactory experiences, help one to appreciate the truly exhilarating times.

Also the rugs in the entrance were completely rain soaked. Interesting that they get such leakage when there's a business up above them.

[Malo]

Anyone try Touch advertized in the News Press?

[Tsboy69]

Christy = bad.

Ask for someone else. She does have a sexy look, but she is not very nice, no effort, it's all about how much she can get from you for doing as little as possible.

Do yourself a favor and ask for someone else....Like her look? Then go on ahead - you've been warned. I think it's time to give this place a break until she goes away.

[Monger 2]

Yep. Same experience. I was even standing at attention on the flip, and she just covered it with a towel. Massage good though.

I had same experience- had to try it.
Got room with window in the door. Never had a good massage in a place with window on door. Massage was OK, but not great. She was very busy keeping the towel over me. Ending sucked. Then she asked for tip. Had nothing smaller than .1, wanted to only give 0.5 but gave it to her to keep my karma in check.

M2

[Pluncknow]

Well, I took one for the group. There's a reason why they advertise as the least expensive. Nice masasage but that's all!

Yep. Same experience. I was even standing at attention on the flip, and she just covered it with a towel. Massage good though.