Massage Parlor Reports

**Accord Cd5** · 06-01-09 19:59

Thanks for the feedback.

Did not see it in the title.

Will look more closely next time.

Keep the reports coming!

**Asiangreeklvr** · 05-11-09 17:31

Went back today and found Leelee... shes there till friday - worth going.

To those with almost no posts - read the forum the answers are out there.

**Accord Cd5** · 05-11-09 01:38

Where is "This Place? " in Goleta? Really interested in finding out.

Thanks, greatly appreciated.

**Accord Cd5** · 05-11-09 01:37

Originally Posted by Asiangreeklvr

Just wanted you all to know that I went by and saw "lisa" at this place and she is a ship in product from out of town - this week only. She wore a very skimpy sun dress with visible g string. skinny body, got naked while she gave me a HE. Said If I brought the cover she would have loved to go for a ride. Again - this week only... thought you should know.

Where is "This place?". I would sincerely appreciate finding out. Feel free to PM me. looking to go get a massage this week.

Thanks

**Asiangreeklvr** · 05-04-09 18:19

Just wanted you all to know that I went by and saw "lisa" at this place and she is a ship in product from out of town - this week only. She wore a very skimpy sun dress with visible g string. skinny body, got naked while she gave me a HE. Said If I brought the cover she would have loved to go for a ride. Again - this week only... thought you should know.

**Vulva Nut** · 02-23-09 21:29

Jurassic,
Sorry to hear about that. What about one little nip or a shot before you go in (with lots of gum)?
In part 2, you mentioned that it happened as you were getting up. In a way you are more sensitive then - if you could just make it to hardness, you'd be alright... Also, what about ED meds, so you are solid - and free to take your mind off the matter..?
Anyway, good luck.

**Cbrguy** · 01-28-09 01:36

I've been to AMPs in many different states and received FS at quite a few. Obviously its easy to find in Oxnard, and I've even been lucky 3 out of 4 times in Monterey, but I have found nothing but a HS in north Santa Barbara County. Is there any FS available in Santa Maria/Buellton/SLO/Pismo/Lompoc? I've seen a couple local escorts who were good, but not as convienient as walking in without an appointment.

**Priapizm** · 01-08-09 20:10

Originally Posted by Alex Mundo

Got out of work early so I decided to check out the place on Ocean. Walk in and point to the sign for 1/2hr for .40. Lady in her 40's shows me to a room and leaves to let me get ready. Same lady walks in and finds me ready and covers me with a towel. So-So massage...too firm for my tastes. On the flip she makes it a point to notice me standing at attention. I signal her to finish me off. She asks, "Police?" I shake my head. She says, "Forty." I point to her mouth and she shakes her head no. I say, "Twenty." She proceeds with a handshake and gets the job done.

Not worth a trip here. But if your in town, well then why not.

$60 for a HS is cheap now n days...

**Alex Mundo** · 01-05-09 22:57

Got out of work early so I decided to check out the place on Ocean. Walk in and point to the sign for 1/2hr for .40. Lady in her 40's shows me to a room and leaves to let me get ready. Same lady walks in and finds me ready and covers me with a towel. So-So massage...too firm for my tastes. On the flip she makes it a point to notice me standing at attention. I signal her to finish me off. She asks, "Police?" I shake my head. She says, "Forty." I point to her mouth and she shakes her head no. I say, "Twenty." She proceeds with a handshake and gets the job done.

Not worth a trip here. But if your in town, well then why not.

**Jurassic** · 12-14-08 05:28

The Best Laid Plans Go Awry Sometimes - Part II

So I was reviewing USA Sex Guide and the Santa Barbara section, including the archives, and I found that sure enough our actions tend to follow our thoughts. I could not resist visiting an AMP even though it was close to closing time.

So I was back at the same place I mentioned on Thanksgiving, and my true favorite regular girl wasn't there. A tall, attractive Chinese girl with long silky hair who was dressed in jeans and a blouse answered and let me in. Using the lavatorie, I was debating wether I would go through with it, since funds are particularly tight right now.

In fact when I asked Jin Yee if my favorite was there, and she said no, next week, she acted like it was fine with her if we skipped a session. She started to walk me toward the door. But I had second thoughts, since she was quite a beauty and didn't seem to edgy or jaded.

Thus I convinced her that we should go ahead and have a session! She obliged, the usual .4 for 30 minutes. I encouraged her to change outfits, but she returned in her jeans. Her massage was better than the last girls, she actually put some effort and care into it, including scalp and face and spent about 15 minutes, as I had requested. She said it was only her second day there.
Her English seemed pretty good. When I reached for her during the massage, she said "relax, we'll get to that later."

After the flip and the request for FS with my cover. She readily agreed, and left the room for a longer while. Upon return, she asked me to wash my hands, which I obliged, and I enjoyed watching her remove her blouse and miracle bra, about an A plus cup. Stepping out of her jeans as I dried my hands.

So once again, she asks me to lie back on the table and she begins installing the cover on my relaxed staff. I'm enjoying stroking her skin, and she's sitting on the table next to me, so I cannot see the action, but it feels great.

Well dang it, lightning decided to strike twice, and the next thing I know, I'm reaching premature orgasm. I ask her to stop, and am using the squeeze technique, but it's too late again, Arrgghh!

The difference however, is that she didn't realize what had happened, so I sprang to my feet and did her mish for a while, but I had to hold on to the base of the condom while we went at it, also to maintain the hardness. So than I "faked" the orgasm, when I sensed things were wilting again.

This time I didn't make any request for a refund, and pretended everything was normal and good. She was cheerful and invited me back. But once again I was somewhat horrified at how quickly it was all over. Typically I like to flow from Mish, to Doggy, to Cowgirl, and sometimes sit in the chair and have a truly satisfying lapdance and generally finish Mish.

Possibly in my defense, I had taken Pseudoephedrine a couple of hours earlier due to Allergies. I noticed my heart racing when I felt the surge of adrenaline when I arrived and when I saw how cute she was.

Maybe it's the "new girl" phenomenon, being with a new gal. But I had better, more gratifying and successful sessions in the past. Perhaps it's because I haven't done the AMP scene much in the past 6 months for financial reasons, and having a part time girl friend.

It just surprises me, going from no wood, to orgasm in such a short span of time, and with a condom on! Something about the girl getting the pressure just right, as she's working the shaft into fullness. I suspect, it would be easier to control if I insist on standing, and they kneel.

Any other mongers with this kind of experience have any suggestions?

BTW, I had already done a "solo session" that afternoon (taking matters into my own hand) , although that was eight hours earlier.

**Jurassic** · 12-14-08 04:44

I visited the place near the Hamburger Habitat twice recently: On Thanksgiving night, after having Turkey dinner with a friend at Harry's Plaza cafe in the afternoon and exactly two cocktails.

The sign facing the street was turned off, as all the surrounding businesses were closed for the holiday. Also they didn't answer their phone. But I took a chance and rang the bell to the back door from the parking lot. I could see a light on inside in the corner window by the laundry machines.

Moments later a skinny 20 something or early 30s Chinese girl (Ko Ko from San Francisco) answered and beckoned me inside. .4 for a half hour. After a rushed 5 minute massage she began the soft touch arousal technique. I reached for her thighs and she asked me to turn over. Asking if I wanted an HJ, I said I'd prefer FS and I had brought a cover. She agreed for 1.0 up front ("since she didn't know me" - although I had told her I was a regular and mentioned some names of other girls and one of the mamasans.)

She left the room for a moment, returned and dropped her dress. She wanted me to lay back, and she applied the cover to my flaccid staff, and began a cbj. I was stroking her back, butt and legs. To my surprise and great disappointment, suddenly I felt myself starting to orgasm, I told her to stop, but it was too late, I couldn't hold back. From soft, to coming in a matter of minutes.
Arrghh. I really had wanted to enjoy the full service with her.

Her response was to mount me cowgirl for a second. But it was pointless, since my rocket had already launched.

I asked her to please give me .2 back since it was all over so fast, and I had only had a cbj. She obliged. Also, I looked at the clock, and sure enough only 20 minutes had passed. I didn't bother asking for more massage, since typically they don't like that, and the quality is bad.

So she showed me to the door, and I felt disappointed that I'd spent 1.2 on such a quickie, that was over before it seemed to begin.

Jurassic

**Monger 2** · 08-07-08 01:37

Fellow Mongers,

Recently I have been getting more pressure to tip .6 for a HJ. Hold the line at 0.4. Tell em that 0.4 is all you got and if they can't take care of you, just finish the massage. Every single time they will give you what you want to get the .4 in their hands. I've had to do this the last 2 times at the merc. Their penalty is the won't let me fondle their breasts. Big whoop.

Monger Safe,
M2

**Priapizm** · 06-26-08 19:24

Maybe I'll try it next time I get some extra bucks. The main problem is I only see it when I am paying rent so there goes all my money.

I already park in that lot and walk into the bottom building so the exposure never occurred to me.

**Monger 2** · 06-17-08 16:37

Originally Posted by Priapizm

No one has any comment?

The place is still there.

P,

There is NFW that I am going there- parking in front with the 101 to your left and the goodland's heavily traveled 4 lane road to the right. Way too much exposure. I would like to hear someone TOFTT, but it ain't me there now.

M2

**Priapizm** · 06-16-08 18:49

Originally Posted by Priapizm

What is the deal with the new place? Its upstairs from where I pay rent when I am too late to mail it. Saw the neon sign in the window and thought O'rly.

No one has any comment?

The place is still there.