Massage Parlor Reports

[Sexyguy]

I went there, the girls were fired. Sad. The owner found girls' name on this site. Please don't post anything on site anymore to protect them. Site like this has been monitored by either shop owner or public. So if you still want go and enjoy be relaxed, never post anything on site anymore. Hope Aisagreeklvr understand.

[Bwanadik]

First thing, if you are travelling by Amtrak like me on this trip, DO NOT fall for the stone's throw proximity to the station trap that is the seductively low priced State St Hotel. It's an un-airconditioned toilet with rules against guests visiting your room.

Second thing, if you go to El Marcado you can find a real skilled provider in the AMP there - her oratory skills are top-notch but her face is frankly ugly. Goes by YoYO.

[Rob Bobroy]

Ltl FTP

Every AMP in the SB and Goleta area offers extras of one sort or another. It is a small town, so I will be kind of general, but would be glad to exchange information on private messages

The $42 place downtown: a handshake is available depsite what people say, but the provider is not very attractive. Massage is decent. Go there if you want a cheap massage but don't go for the extras.

Upper State near the Chinese restaurant: recently reopened. Handshake available maybe more. Provider is friendly but only so-so looking. Massage is lame. Skip.

Even farther up State, in the back of the mall: Often has hot looking girls, everything is available, massage is a joke, and the main problem is the rush, rush, rush attitude. Go there if eye candy and FS is what is most imporant to you and you don't mind being rushed.

Goleta on the Calle Real side: Good massage, older providers, handshake available but not on the first visit and nothing else beyond. Good if you want a good massage but expect no extras on the first visit and no eye candy.

Goleta near the paint store: Variable in all respects. Some providers are hot, others are not. Some do good massage, others no. Some offer nothing the first time, some handshake only and some will do more. Don't expect too much on the first visit and hope you get lucky with a hot girl.

Goleta near the local burger place: Reliable. Providers are generally decent looking, not too hot or too ugly. Everything is available and the massage is decent too. Atmosphere is kind of dank and depressing. Still might be the best bet out there for the combination of factors.

Goleta upstairs: Old ladys. Handshake available if you like the GILF scene. Massage is good. I have this one in the avoid category.

Did I forget anything?

Overall, the SB scene is better than SM or Ventura, but inferior to Oxnard. SM has a couple places but the girls are not hot. Ventura has a bunch of places but the girls are not hot. Oxnard is AMP and LMP heaven, but a long drive.

I am bored with the scene and I would like to know if there are other options out there, hidden AMPs, AAMPs or private providers. PM me if you would like to share.

Rob

[Tsboy69]

Way to go SC. That reminds me of what my dad taught me about tipping in a restaurant. If the service is good tip 20%. If half-assed, tip 10%. If bad, tip nothing and if really bad tip 2 cents! 3 bucks is close enough to 2 cents for me........LDP

That's correct - if you leave nothing they figure you are a cheap Charlie or forgot. Leaving a few cents lets them know you were unhappy

[LuvDaPuss]

Way to go SC. That reminds me of what my dad taught me about tipping in a restaurant. If the service is good tip 20%. If half-assed, tip 10%. If bad, tip nothing and if really bad tip 2 cents! 3 bucks is close enough to 2 cents for me........LDP

[Malo]

Hey guys,

I spent the night in SB on Monday night. Looked for a parlor and found the place off Calle Real and Patterson (I think) Good massage with little teasing.

Last time I was there I recieved good service, Haven't been back though, not good parking and too busy os a street.

[Monger 2]

Hey guys,

I spent the night in SB on Monday night. Looked for a parlor and found the place off Calle Real and Patterson (I think) Good massage with little teasing.

Then on the flip, the girl started rubbing the boys really good. I was thinking this was going to be good. After about ten minutes of good ball rubbing, she says my times up. Wtf? She asked if I wanted water and left the room.

I got up and put my clothes on and tipped her 3 bucks. What a tease!

Bummer - Sounds like you tipped her too much!

[South County]

Hey guys,

I spent the night in SB on Monday night. Looked for a parlor and found the place off Calle Real and Patterson (I think) Good massage with little teasing.

Then on the flip, the girl started rubbing the boys really good. I was thinking this was going to be good. After about ten minutes of good ball rubbing, she says my times up. Wtf? She asked if I wanted water and left the room.

I got up and put my clothes on and tipped her 3 bucks. What a tease!

[Slideguy]

In complete agreement about Ocean.

There are better places out there.

[Cash Value]

Goleta - I went to Ocean, OK massage but that's it! there is certianly better places out there.

Sorry could have told you about that place. Dont know why its still there?

[Asiangreeklvr]

Malo - thanks for the report, this place was on my toftt list. We owe you one.

[Malo]

Goleta - I went to Ocean, OK massage but that's it! there is certianly better places out there.

[Cash Value]

Paid 80 every time I have been there. They want more but that's all I bring. I still get what I want. I brought some Chinese candy last time, boy was she happy.

[Asiangreeklvr]

CashValue - what did you pay for the byoc service?

[Cash Value]

Both girls I have had there wore dresses. First one Kitty, long black hair, big ass. The other one dont remember the name but thin and hot. Long hair too. Do the half and BYOC or youll get plastic wrap and no FS.