Massage Parlor Reports

**Monger 2** · 06-30-10 15:08

Originally Posted by Money Is Cool

I've just starting exploring the massage parlors in Goleta a couple weeks ago. ...finished with an OK HJ. Paid extra 60 for tips.
So I decided to go to Goleta Health Center ... paid 60 at door,.... Asking if if I wanted to do it all. I said yeah, then she started undressing and asked for 200. I negotiated down to 150 and she started working it. First HJ, then BBBJ, then she laid down for me to do MISH. ... she wanted me to finish quick. Which I was unable to do so, and it all ended with me leaving blue balls.

Newbie, Some advice. First, don't drive up the prices for the rest of us. A tip for a HJ should start at .4 then if she gives you extras, maybe .6. Tell them 0.4 is all you got take it or leave it. I don't pay more that 1. for BJTC, maybe 1.2 for FS but often get that for 0.8 to 1. I can't imagine all I would want for 2, maybe a robust session with 2 pops. For your MP asian, even at 1.5 with admission you paid 2.1. For that kind of coin I'de take a hot coed or MILF off backpage in a relaxing in-call location.

Second, never pay the tip until after. I hope you didn't pay the 1.5 for blue balls. Personally I find it crass for them to ask you what you want to pay up front, and while we usually come to terms, I never pay till the service is provided and will avoid those places- That one by the Habit is notorious. There are good places with providers that will treat you right

Last, be careful stating explicit places, often they get raided by LE shortly after appearing here. RTFF and observe the codes we use like "Habit", "Storke", "Upper State" etc

If you are confused by the codes used here, check out the "abbreviations" tab Jackson put up in the cross bar on this page.

Be safe, save your $, and don't drive up the prices for the rest of us.

M2

**Money Is Cool** · 06-22-10 02:07

I've just starting exploring the massage parlors in Goleta a couple weeks ago. Went to New Life Massage on Hollister, went in and paid 60 for a full hour massage. Got this Chinese girl (forgot her name), who was in her 30s with a nice rack, giving me a great massage for about half an hour, then later finished with an OK HJ. Paid extra 60 for tips. I'd def visit back, since a real massage before HE is my thing. And she did very well. (although she said she was going to be gone in 15 days)

In the next couple days, I tried to go back to New Life again but there seemed to be too much going on outside the MP (constructions or some sort). So I decided to go to Goleta Health Center which is less than a min away from New Life. Went in, paid 60 at door, got taken into a room by this Chinese lady. Alright looking, dressed in black skirt with a nice curved ass. Once we started, she went straight to the point without a real massage. Asking if if I wanted to do it all. I said yeah, then she started undressing and asked for 200. I negotiated down to 150 and she started working it. First HJ, then BBBJ, then she laid down for me to do MISH. The crappy thing happened that the mamassan outside started yelling stuff to her in Chinese. Basically what happened was that someone called a while ago and scheduled an appointment with her, but she thought I was that person. So the actual caller showed up and was waiting on her, therefore she wanted me to finish quick. Which I was unable to do so, and it all ended with me leaving blue balls.

Not a good experience, but probably would visit back and make an appointment first. Then I'm guessing it'll def be a great fuck.

**Asiangreeklvr** · 05-13-10 17:56

I went to my spot this week and had a great session with a dirty talking japanese "Jenny". If you do not know what my spot is... rtff

1.4 was the damage and all the motions were provided. She even supplied the hat... F that saran wrap... She was tight and really great.

Shes on the one week rotation so you have little time.

**King310** · 03-24-10 01:39

Originally Posted by Dgoesinyours

You have to be kiddiing it os on 'Stroke Rd'.

It also takes you to UCSB campus. Take STROKE rd, to HIV, I mean IV, or to Fu*k Towers, I mean Fransico Towers for some nice co-eds

**Asiangreeklvr** · 03-16-10 13:17

Jurassic -

Been a long time. We have to meet up in TJ again sometime.

Thanks for the TOFTT. I will certainly go now.

Cya

**Dgoesinyours** · 03-16-10 10:53

You have to be kiddiing it os on 'Stroke Rd'.

Originally Posted by Jurassic

There is a new Oriental Health Center right next to Ming Dynasty, in the Kmart shopping center, Storke Rd.

This place is brand new, very clean, large rooms.

3 girls working.
About 4 massage rooms.

I saw an old favorite who used to work at the place next to the Hamburger Habit.

.5 for 45 min. 1.0 FS

The 3 girls working, looked good, 23 - 33 y.o. age range.

The girls are hungry for business, said it has been very slow. Open for one week.

Check it out.
Nice to have some new alternatives.

Jurassic

Could be nice to have some Chinese than go next door for some Chinese food!

**Jurassic** · 03-15-10 22:15

There is a new Oriental Health Center right next to Ming Dynasty, in the Kmart shopping center, Storke Rd.

This place is brand new, very clean, large rooms.

3 girls working.
About 4 massage rooms.

I saw an old favorite who used to work at the place next to the Hamburger Habit.

.5 for 45 min. 1.0 FS

The 3 girls working, looked good, 23 - 33 y.o. age range.

The girls are hungry for business, said it has been very slow. Open for one week.

Check it out.
Nice to have some new alternatives.

Jurassic

Could be nice to have some Chinese than go next door for some Chinese food!

**Cash Value** · 03-07-10 11:20

I cant believe that there are like 10 massage places in this town and they are all legit?

**Cash Value** · 03-02-10 23:52

My buddy was in monterey and on the way home he said he stopped in a few places. First he stopped in san luis obispo and got he newtimes paper. he tried 2 places both asian and said both were legit. Went to monterey and tried a place near his hotel which he walked out of when a 250 pound asian lady said come in baby. I laughed at his story. So anyway on the way back down to LA he tired the place on 7th street in paso. Said it was a good massage and the girl was mid 30's. She told him the owner watched them like a hawk. Door was ajar and it got busy. She told him boss is busy and started to do a reach under. She unzipped her pants and stuck his hand in it. Then asked him for tip up front. She did the reach under HE while he finger banged her. So after that place he saw an ad for a lady asian on OAK street. Said its past the walmart. Wow walmart everywhere, said it was a house and she looked pretty good. Had on soft spandix tights and looked like she had good size tits. Good massage all over, wasnt afraid to get in the cracks. He says her ass was tight and round and she didnt mind him rubbing and squeezing. Did good ass work and some crotch rubs. After he flipped his hands were all over her ass and between her legs. She massage all around his stuff then asked if it was good. He took her hand and son as it was near his cock she grabbed it and did a nice and slow crank. She wouldnt get naked only HE. Says good for the area. 60/40 oh and said she looked good for around 30.

**Marcath** · 03-02-10 12:25

Anyone visited this place in Goleta?

They've had an ad in NP for a while.

**Cash Value** · 02-06-10 18:51

1321 Price Street Pismo Beach

mid aged ok looking. Cheap 50 for an hour. Small place, girl was nice but just ok. Ok massage, on flip she went for it. Told me please come back cause they are slow. Told her if she wore a short skirt she would be busy. I told her she has a nice ass and should let guys play with it a bit. Left her 40 and got a kiss.

BTW this sure is the deadest forum, guess there are no pervs in this area.

**BeachDude_805** · 10-23-09 15:41

Originally Posted by Cash Value

This is the closest forum so: was driving down from SF last week. Flew up with a buddy for job related crap. But drove down cause we had lots of time. SO we stopped at a few places. BTW SF AMPs are pretty good. Anyway stopped in Paso Robles and tried someplace on 7th street. Cheap, 45 an hour. Both girls were ok looking. I had a real good massage with lots of touching all over. While I was getting mine we both herad a woman come in and ask about a massage. Weird, first time for me but sounded good. So after my buddy tries a pvt girl named Vicky. He said (same town btw) she had long blonde hair but was pretty chunky. Said good massage and everything was available with her. Said her place was nice too. He said he hasnt screwed a larg girl for some time so it was fun. I tried an ad that said experienced Chinese massage. It was down from the walmart in town. She worked out of her house too. Older, dressed so that you could touch and feel. Massage was good and everything offered. I got a BJ and she was good. Told her ot suck good and use lots of toungue. She said she likes doing it. I told her if she did good I could cum every week. Big lie!

So then we stopped in lompoc and tried 2 AMPs there. Useless since they didn't look good and massage was average. HJ was offered but why bother. Thats it.

Thanks for sharing, we don't get many reports for San Luis Obispo County on this board. I'll have to make a visit the Experienced Chinese Massage location.

**Cash Value** · 10-14-09 17:20

This is the closest forum so: was driving down from SF last week. Flew up with a buddy for job related crap. But drove down cause we had lots of time. SO we stopped at a few places. BTW SF AMPs are pretty good. Anyway stopped in Paso Robles and tried someplace on 7th street. Cheap, 45 an hour. Both girls were ok looking. I had a real good massage with lots of touching all over. While I was getting mine we both herad a woman come in and ask about a massage. Weird, first time for me but sounded good. So after my buddy tries a pvt girl named Vicky. He said (same town btw) she had long blonde hair but was pretty chunky. Said good massage and everything was available with her. Said her place was nice too. He said he hasnt screwed a larg girl for some time so it was fun. I tried an ad that said experienced Chinese massage. It was down from the walmart in town. She worked out of her house too. Older, dressed so that you could touch and feel. Massage was good and everything offered. I got a BJ and she was good. Told her ot suck good and use lots of toungue. She said she likes doing it. I told her if she did good I could cum every week. Big lie!

So then we stopped in lompoc and tried 2 AMPs there. Useless since they didn't look good and massage was average. HJ was offered but why bother. Thats it.

**Asiangreeklvr** · 10-07-09 16:55

Originally Posted by Sexyguy

This girl is fired by owner.

All girls changed.

Okay - no more intel about this place in the forum then. Although this post and poster seems like it's an owner or worker at the place.

If that's the case, can you msg me direct and let me know what's up? It would be nice to know whats going on in there, ie., who's there, who coming, for how long, what they look like, how old they are... etc.. I obviously go often and would appreciate this courtesy.