Massage Parlor Reports

[FaceMan675]

I find the providers at AMPs to be like the flavor of the week at Baskin Robbins. You never know what you're going to get each time you go there. And the product is inconsistent.

My Momma told me AMPs are like a box of chocolates.

[Strike2]

Ok, well I overpaid at Old Town at $60 + $140 but had a an excellent experience with Wendy. Well above average. First I stopped in the place next to the Mercury bar and there was just one girl, Angela, who was not really hot, but very slutty looking which has its appeal to me. Later that night after a few drinks, I went back for a 40/40 and it was ok except she kept leaving the room to answer the door or talk to a male masseuse they have there. In all, she had to work pretty hard for her money and her rack certainly helped.

Like most places between 50-$60 to house for the hour. 100-$120 for FS. Pretty much the standard.

Baggens.

[Dildo Baggens]

Like most places between 50-$60 to house for the hour. 100-$120 for FS. Pretty much the standard.

Baggens.

Paying a visit to the area and interested in pricing structure for FS at the local places. 40 + 100 is cheap where I come from. Is that accurate?

[Strike2]

Paying a visit to the area and interested in pricing structure for FS at the local places. 40 + 100 is cheap where I come from. Is that accurate?

[Nutzoid]

I went back shortly after RobHob's report and things were different. Was greeted by Cindy and she was provider. Crappy attitude, very mechanical and could not get rid of me fast enough. Totally opposite of Tina. I have not been back since. Funny thing though: One of their ads said "Cindy is back! Like I should be excited to hear this. The girl pictured in the ad could have been her, or at least someone who looked just like her. The pic was changed the next day.

I find the providers at AMPs to be like the flavor of the week at Baskin Robbins. You never know what you're going to get each time you go there. And the product is inconsistent.

[Marcath]

I know it's been 4 months since your report, so being a very seasoned monger things can change, albeit not too drastically, but have.
D. Baggens.

I went back shortly after RobHob's report and things were different. Was greeted by Cindy and she was provider. Crappy attitude, very mechanical and could not get rid of me fast enough. Totally opposite of Tina. I have not been back since. Funny thing though: One of their ads said "Cindy is back! Like I should be excited to hear this. The girl pictured in the ad could have been her, or at least someone who looked just like her. The pic was changed the next day.

[Dildo Baggens]

I know it's been 4 months since your report, so being a very seasoned monger things can change, albeit not too drastically, but have.

!st All Chinese no Korean to be found, not there is anything wrong with that, yet was hoping.

2nd provider was in her 30's, again, not that there's anything wrong with that. Yet was hoping.

3rd No massage what so ever, not there's anything wrong with that. However, that's why I go to massage places, for the entire experience. Yet was hoping.

4th The girl was totally mechanically scripted. No There. There. Yet was hoping?

I would not recommend this place

D. Baggens.

I second Macarath- went to Asian Care recently. I was taken to my room by pretty much the cutest girl I've had at an AMP. I'm kinda tired of getting greeted by the 40 yo mamasan only to find out she'll be the one doing the work too. I saw one other girl on the way to my room and she was young and cute too. My experience with "Yung Yung", late 20's / early 30's was great. No English, but giggled a lot. Standard start to the massage and then got right to it on the flip. Grabbed the boys and stared straight in my eyes. I nodded and she went to work on me. I asked how much for FS and she just giggled. I made a hand gesture for her to climb on top and she said "One" which I took to mean $100 (on top of the $40 already paid). I said ok and she stepped out for a sec (I guess to grab a cover) and came back. Climbed on top and rolled a cover on and then FS. I live in Vta, but will be coming to SB more often!

[RobbieHobby]

Recently checked out this place. Had a very nice visit with Tina. Young, cute and great attitude. Monster 224.

Nutz: the menu is full.

I second Macarath- went to Asian Care recently. I was taken to my room by pretty much the cutest girl I've had at an AMP. I'm kinda tired of getting greeted by the 40 yo mamasan only to find out she'll be the one doing the work too. I saw one other girl on the way to my room and she was young and cute too. My experience with "Yung Yung", late 20's / early 30's was great. No English, but giggled a lot. Standard start to the massage and then got right to it on the flip. Grabbed the boys and stared straight in my eyes. I nodded and she went to work on me. I asked how much for FS and she just giggled. I made a hand gesture for her to climb on top and she said "One" which I took to mean $100 (on top of the $40 already paid). I said ok and she stepped out for a sec (I guess to grab a cover) and came back. Climbed on top and rolled a cover on and then FS. I live in Vta, but will be coming to SB more often!

[Cutter1001]

Does anyone know if Old Town Spa has a back door entrance? Not too crazy with the exposure of the front door.

Is FS available.

[Cutter1001]

Need some advice from fellow mangers. I'm coming to SB and would like some FS. Any information about Chinese Dragon? Saw on BP and it looked interesting.

[DLouie]

Yes, back door with door bell. Parking in the back, too.

[Marcath]

Does anyone know if Old Town Spa has a back door entrance? Not too crazy with the exposure of the front door.

[Marcath]

Recently checked out this place. Had a very nice visit with Tina. Young, cute and great attitude. Monster 224.

Pretty is, as pretty does! What services are available?

Nutz: the menu is full.

[Nutzoid]

You should check out Asian care massage located at 3532 state st, Santa Barbara. Girls from there are very young like 20-25 years old. And very pretty. They are Korean and Chinese with best skills.

Pretty is, as pretty does! What services are available?

[Monster224]

You should check out Asian care massage located at 3532 state st, Santa Barbara. Girls from there are very young like 20-25 years old. And very pretty. They are Korean and Chinese with best skills.