Massage Parlor Reports

[KingOfFighters]

The massage mall is ok, not bad, not good.

[Dildo Baggens]

Just drove through the other day and your description is 100% accurate!

The massage mall is just past the car wash Hacienda and Gale. I have gotten into the habit of making a pass through the mall whenever I head to DJVCOI. I have never seen the girls come out to greet you. But if you look closely you can see the girls eyes peering out through the blinds. On occasion the blinds will open and they will throw you a seductive wave.

[Member #5046]

Does it still exist? I went looking for it on Hacienda near the car wash several times and have yet to see it, not to mention the girls greeting you in the parking lot to invite you in.

The massage mall is just past the car wash Hacienda and Gale. I have gotten into the habit of making a pass through the mall whenever I head to DJVCOI. I have never seen the girls come out to greet you. But if you look closely you can see the girls eyes peering out through the blinds. On occasion the blinds will open and they will throw you a seductive wave.

[Dildo Baggens]

Nice report and glade to see they have quality Latin spinners instead of the Manatee variety, which seem to be the norm. Were you able to find out which days she works and did you spy any other notable providers there?

A note of caution: Whenever I go to a new MP or one I haven't been to for a long while. I wait for the provider to make the initial sexual contact, (ball grazing and scrotum stroking). I do not discuss any extras until this happens. FS providers tend to migrate the massage fairly quickly to the happy spot, so just give words of encouragement, without being explicit, like," That feels great"-" You're good!" LE cannot touch your junk. That's entrapment.

Baggens.

So I decided to TOFTT and went to star acupuncture because I thought was the La Puente MP Yellowfever was referring too. Not sure if it was but I am glad I went. $45 for half hr. $100 for the tip. Latin girl (spoke English, I think it was here first language) , this girl was the hottest girl I have ever been with. She was about 5'5" 105lbs perky B's smoking ass, her body was a 10+, her face was cute I'd rate her at a 8 in the looks department.

Mamasan took the house fee and lead me to a room with table (not a massage table but it did the job). I got comfortable and in walks Ashley in a sexy dress. I was lying on my stomach and she said oh you want a massage. I was a bit nervous, she asked if I had been there before, I told her no and she started to rub my back. I reached back and rubbed her legs and romed up her dress and rubbed her pussy over her panties. She then asked me if I wanted full service. This made me even more nervous, I said I wanted to try everything, she said ok and told me she would be right back. I got realy nervous at this point, expected cops to come back in the room, but she came back and said she needed to get a condom. She took her dress off and I was like a kid in a candy shop. Just a little foreplay and she was CG for 10 minutes. Wish I lived here, I would see this girl every week.

Good luck guy's.

Mac

[MAC1969]

So I decided to TOFTT and went to star acupuncture because I thought was the La Puente MP Yellowfever was referring too. Not sure if it was but I am glad I went. $45 for half hr. $100 for the tip. Latin girl (spoke English, I think it was here first language) , this girl was the hottest girl I have ever been with. She was about 5'5" 105lbs perky B's smoking ass, her body was a 10+, her face was cute I'd rate her at a 8 in the looks department.

Mamasan took the house fee and lead me to a room with table (not a massage table but it did the job). I got comfortable and in walks Ashley in a sexy dress. I was lying on my stomach and she said oh you want a massage. I was a bit nervous, she asked if I had been there before, I told her no and she started to rub my back. I reached back and rubbed her legs and romed up her dress and rubbed her pussy over her panties. She then asked me if I wanted full service. This made me even more nervous, I said I wanted to try everything, she said ok and told me she would be right back. I got realy nervous at this point, expected cops to come back in the room, but she came back and said she needed to get a condom. She took her dress off and I was like a kid in a candy shop. Just a little foreplay and she was CG for 10 minutes. Wish I lived here, I would see this girl every week.

Good luck guy's.

Mac

[MAC1969]

Hello Yellowfever. I am from MA and visit the AMP in RI too. Like you I am in City of Industry this week for work and would like to try out a LMP. Which LMP did you visit? Sound like you had great luck. I looked at BP but to many to choose from and I don't realy trust there adds either.

Thanks,

MAC

[Y Tav Guy]

Does it still exist? I went looking for it on Hacienda near the car wash several times and have yet to see it, not to mention the girls greeting you in the parking lot to invite you in.

[The Camel]

Fever, glad to see everything turned out for the best. Wasn't sure if you had read mine and Mr. Camels' reviews of the place before you entered its' chambers of torture. Yes it is a bit unnerving having 110v AC electrical contraptions being used any where near one's jewels, whether it's a licensed or unlicensed practitioner. Sounds like they have decent Latins there, unlike my Halloween debacle. Unfortunately though, it is a LMP and will never have the same attentive style as KMP's

Tally ho,

Baggens.

I would just add that it is not unusual to encounter those mechanical massagers at the LMPs. I assume it is an open acknowledgement that they don't know shit about how to massage so they use a machine. However, when I tell them to turn the thing off, put it away and use their hands, they always do, and coincidentally the one chica who I was with at this particular joint actually was decent with her hands if I remember correctly. She didn't need no steeeenkeen macheeeen!

Just say "NO" to machines at LMPs. If chica doesn't speak English and you don't speak Spanish, point to the machine and say "NO". The spanish word for "no" is "no" (with pointing finger swaying left and right).

[Dildo Baggens]

Fever, glad to see everything turned out for the best. Wasn't sure if you had read mine and Mr. Camels' reviews of the place before you entered its' chambers of torture. Yes it is a bit unnerving having 110v AC electrical contraptions being used any where near one's jewels, whether it's a licensed or unlicensed practitioner. Sounds like they have decent Latins there, unlike my Halloween debacle. Unfortunately though, it is a LMP and will never have the same attentive style as KMP's

Tally ho,

Baggens.

Hi Guy's, I am here from the east coast on business. I am a big fan of the Korean AMP's in Prov. RI but I always wanted to try an LMP which are non existant in my area or they are UTR and only service hispanic males. I reached out to a local member who suggested a few places in the COI area. After work today I headed over to LaPuente. I was greeted at the door by a blond latina who collected the house fee she had a few extra pounds but carried it well with a great rack. I went to the room and got ready and laid down on the table after a few minutes she returned, her name was Ruby. She starts with some lotion on my back and a few rubs to spread it out and then she fires up some kind of massage machine that I have never experienced before, At this point I am starting to worry that this is going south in a bad way I am used to hand to body contact so I am worried this is going too be a lesson learned experience. After a few minutes she asks me to flip and I start to get my hopes up but again the mechanical massage machine is turned loose on me. As my hope fades so does my manly instinct. I try rubbing her thighs and ass but I still have the feeling I will be saving some money. A few minutes goes by and she offers me a sauna, at this point I think to myself the hell with it I am going to be blunt and if I get shut down at least I made an effort so I reach out and grab one of those nice tits. To my surprize my advances are met with some very good DFK with the twins out for the taking. She did not mention a tip and must have read my mind as her clothes hit the floor, we had a short makeout session before she went down and gave me a brief BBBJ before the cover went on. I was surprized to find that she had some hair on her pussy not much but it was there and no big deal just expected that she would be clean shaven like the Koreans back home. We got to the main event with her riding CG while I gave her beautiful twins some much needed attention. The CG lasted about 10 minutes. This girl knew just how to do it be cause within 30 seconds of popping the 30 minute bell rang. We both got dressed and kissed a little more, she got me a cold cup of water and then gave me a tour of the place. I did catch a back shot of the other girl there and must say it looked good from behind. All in all a good experience although different than what I am used to. I wish these girls would move east as I would love to be a regular and see how good things could get.

Looks 7.

Massage skill 0.

Attitude 9.

Performance 8

[Yellowfever023]

Hi Guy's, I am here from the east coast on business. I am a big fan of the Korean AMP's in Prov. RI but I always wanted to try an LMP which are non existant in my area or they are UTR and only service hispanic males. I reached out to a local member who suggested a few places in the COI area. After work today I headed over to LaPuente. I was greeted at the door by a blond latina who collected the house fee she had a few extra pounds but carried it well with a great rack. I went to the room and got ready and laid down on the table after a few minutes she returned, her name was Ruby. She starts with some lotion on my back and a few rubs to spread it out and then she fires up some kind of massage machine that I have never experienced before, At this point I am starting to worry that this is going south in a bad way I am used to hand to body contact so I am worried this is going too be a lesson learned experience. After a few minutes she asks me to flip and I start to get my hopes up but again the mechanical massage machine is turned loose on me. As my hope fades so does my manly instinct. I try rubbing her thighs and ass but I still have the feeling I will be saving some money. A few minutes goes by and she offers me a sauna, at this point I think to myself the hell with it I am going to be blunt and if I get shut down at least I made an effort so I reach out and grab one of those nice tits. To my surprize my advances are met with some very good DFK with the twins out for the taking. She did not mention a tip and must have read my mind as her clothes hit the floor, we had a short makeout session before she went down and gave me a brief BBBJ before the cover went on. I was surprized to find that she had some hair on her pussy not much but it was there and no big deal just expected that she would be clean shaven like the Koreans back home. We got to the main event with her riding CG while I gave her beautiful twins some much needed attention. The CG lasted about 10 minutes. This girl knew just how to do it be cause within 30 seconds of popping the 30 minute bell rang. We both got dressed and kissed a little more, she got me a cold cup of water and then gave me a tour of the place. I did catch a back shot of the other girl there and must say it looked good from behind. All in all a good experience although different than what I am used to. I wish these girls would move east as I would love to be a regular and see how good things could get.

Looks 7.

Massage skill 0.

Attitude 9.

Performance 8

[The Camel]

Thanks to the Gods that you're OK Baggens and that you had the good sense to not enter that garage for a servicing. You'd be looking at a new alignment, balancing, new tail lights if you went CG at the very least.

I've got a strong latina fetish but I don't give it expression in LMPs very often. When it comes to pairing with latinas, visual previews are essential and more often than not, one is compelled to acquiesce to blind dates when mongering in the MP format. So when I enter an LMP, I will never fail to ask up front if a chica is available who possesses the qualities of being chaparita, FLACA, bonita, y joven (CFBJ). Not being terribly picky, that's the least I am entitled to expect, verdad? Since there are barely 2 chicas in all of the counties north of Baja California Norte who fit that description working in MPs, I usually receive honest responses with the qualities that are not present rapidly struck from my shopping list. I will compromise on chaparita and joven, and bonita is in the eye of the beholder, but I will not compromise on FLACA. Now flaca in the eyes of LMP mamasans and papasans can mean anywhere from 10-25 lbs in excess of my physician's chart of proportional weight to height, but I'll settle for that under the circumstances.

When it appears that the chica who meets me inside the door will surely be my mechanic and the visual suggests that my engine will not heat up when she applies the throttle, then I will quickly offer that I'm looking for a specific mechanic who serviced me before at this location. Providing a vague description in line with the CFBJ wish list, but oh I'll be damned if I can remember her name. That will result in being told that she is the only one available or that nobody else there like I'm describing or maybe there is in which case, say Hallelujah, say Amen! But if not, there is a polite goodbye, a rapid exit, and minimum hurt feelings.

I believe another good approach towards hunting down hot latinas in MPs is to choose high quality combo joints as I'm hoping that this joint Star may be. Bottom line is places that have consistent high quality in K-Girl selection seem generally to do what they can to meet the high criteria with the latinas they employ. I know these places barely exist in the SGV if at all (Green in BP is as close as I've personally experienced) , but they are fairly well available in WeHo and other parts of L. A. County.

So that brings us back to. Anyone had a look inside the present version of Star Acu?

Baggens, thanks for the warning shot and cuidate amigo!

[Dildo Baggens]

Oh Mr. Camel! I was just in the area yesterday. I do know where this place is and I have dutifully provided a picture! This place is less than a mile from the now famous Pandora LMP, Which you and I have both graced. It's just a pitching wedge south of Amar Road on the east side of Hacienda Blvd. It's had many reincarnations over the years and some how it always seems to come back worse than before. Must be Karma. However, I have not experienced its' latest persona. Maybe I should have. Instead I tried this establishment,

http://la.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...wn-22/18141917

If you could call it that. If only the BP ad could do it justice. I should have known better. The fact its' location is shared with a Tire and Rim shop, should have given me pause, But,"When in La Puente"!

Rebeca is a 30 something Hispanic American, who at first glance looked attractive with her large mammalian protuberances bursting out of her black skirt. So I took the 30 X 30 Monday Halloween special. I shared the massage cubical with some old spinning rims circa 1990 that one might have seen on Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal's Cadillac Escalade, or is it Escapade. Anyway, these now dormant kinetic Gyrators, were sadly used as quaint night stands, right next to my massage table, which I could swear had the conformity and comfort zone of an old Mechanic's auto creeper.

Having beeen insipred by the close at hand sound of Air impact wrenches, I opted for full servicing, then observed something quite amazing, if not horrific, as I heard a loud pop and then a noisy sound of industrial strength tearing of Velcro. I witnessed an XXL sized black corset drop to the floor, much like tires falling from a rack. I beheld the transformation of well endowed "Gordita" instantly become Halloween's own Gorda Gigante! I immediately asked for a paring down of services. Something more inline with my surroundings-tire inflation might be in order. This too, was a scary sight indeed. A schrader valve, such as the one I possess, can only take so much pressure at one time. And mine was having none of it. In My years of mongering, this is the first time I've opted out of a session that wasn't out of haggling or attitude. This was purely out of the grotesqueness of it all. If this had been my first attempt at mongering, I think I'd be "scared straight". My recommendation is to Stay away from this place! Whether it's rims, tires or service.

Baggens.

Anybody care to post a few clues about this place which has been advertising regularly on BP? It's on Hacienda north of Valley. Maybe near Temple. Ads portray a slick K-Girl / Latina combo joint with table shower. I always assume that if Latinas are present, it's FS 99% of the time. Happy to get PMs if you don't want to post.

[The Camel]

Anybody care to post a few clues about this place which has been advertising regularly on BP? It's on Hacienda north of Valley. Maybe near Temple. Ads portray a slick K-Girl / Latina combo joint with table shower. I always assume that if Latinas are present, it's FS 99% of the time. Happy to get PMs if you don't want to post.

[Dildo Baggens]

It is still open, haven't been there in a while. Saw a report on *maps that looked promising.

Baggens.

Has anyone recently been to UT spa in whittier? Is it still open? Is it still good?

[HoboKook]

Has anyone recently been to UT spa in whittier? Is it still open? Is it still good?