Massage Parlor Reports

[Pudgy68]

LOL that stripmall is indeed a mongers little slice of heaven on earth. I often make that walk from Paradise to R&R, but it's in the daytime so there are rarely any deplorables hanging around. It took me a few visits to R & R before mamasan deemed me worthy of extra fun. Thankfully Paradise didn't do the same.

Is that a new thing? That you have to go more than once to a place? If so, about how many more times did you have to go? I remember going to a MP for the first time and fun was still possible. Has that changed?

[Tezar]

You guys are killing me! This is a strip mall exclusively for pervs. The active tenants are the most notorious strip club / brothel in Los Angeles County, a Liquor store, an AMP, and a sex store operated by the strip club that sells dildos, hot lingerie, porn, blow-up dolls, lube and condoms. You only feel discomfort in this depraved strip of La Puente if you are not a perv. The people always out in front of the club are the solitary plain clothes doorman / security dude who does nothing more than casually eyeball the handful of daytime entering customers to make sure they aren't cops or potential trouble makers. He's sometimes yabbering with another club employee. About 15 -20 times over any given afternoon, a solitary club customer will come in and leave soon after being sucked and fucked by one (or more) of the dancers. Hell, he may even stop for a moment to say hola to the doorman. This is Monger Plaza. You guys need to relax.

Appreciate the intel, The Camel; new to the area.

[Lovergrrl]

LOL that stripmall is indeed a mongers little slice of heaven on earth. I often make that walk from Paradise to R&R, but it's in the daytime so there are rarely any deplorables hanging around. It took me a few visits to R & R before mamasan deemed me worthy of extra fun. Thankfully Paradise didn't do the same.

You guys are killing me! This is a strip mall exclusively for pervs. The active tenants are the most notorious strip club / brothel in Los Angeles County, a Liquor store, an AMP, and a sex store operated by the strip club that sells dildos, hot lingerie, porn, blow-up dolls, lube and condoms. You only feel discomfort in this depraved strip of La Puente if you are not a perv. The people always out in front of the club are the solitary plain clothes doorman / security dude who does nothing more than casually eyeball the handful of daytime entering customers to make sure they aren't cops or potential trouble makers. He's sometimes yabbering with another club employee. About 15 -20 times over any given afternoon, a solitary club customer will come in and leave soon after being sucked and fucked by one (or more) of the dancers. Hell, he may even stop for a moment to say hola to the doorman. This is Monger Plaza. You guys need to relax.

[ChickChasin]

You guys are killing me! This is a strip mall exclusively for pervs. The active tenants are the most notorious strip club / brothel in Los Angeles County, a Liquor store, an AMP, and a sex store operated by the strip club that sells dildos, hot lingerie, porn, blow-up dolls, lube and condoms. You only feel discomfort in this depraved strip of La Puente if you are not a perv. The people always out in front of the club are the solitary plain clothes doorman / security dude who does nothing more than casually eyeball the handful of daytime entering customers to make sure they aren't cops or potential trouble makers. He's sometimes yabbering with another club employee. About 15 -20 times over any given afternoon, a solitary club customer will come in and leave soon after being sucked and fucked by one (or more) of the dancers. Hell, he may even stop for a moment to say hola to the doorman. This is Monger Plaza. You guys need to relax.

Some of us are shy and prefer anonymity whenever possible. Your post confirms exactly why I steer clear of that plaza.

[The Camel]

Good to hear there's some potential there. The people outside is what dissuade me from going there. Thanks for the report.

You guys are killing me! This is a strip mall exclusively for pervs. The active tenants are the most notorious strip club / brothel in Los Angeles County, a Liquor store, an AMP, and a sex store operated by the strip club that sells dildos, hot lingerie, porn, blow-up dolls, lube and condoms. You only feel discomfort in this depraved strip of La Puente if you are not a perv. The people always out in front of the club are the solitary plain clothes doorman / security dude who does nothing more than casually eyeball the handful of daytime entering customers to make sure they aren't cops or potential trouble makers. He's sometimes yabbering with another club employee. About 15 -20 times over any given afternoon, a solitary club customer will come in and leave soon after being sucked and fucked by one (or more) of the dancers. Hell, he may even stop for a moment to say hola to the doorman. This is Monger Plaza. You guys need to relax.

[ChickChasin]

Not sure why I'm not finding other reports on this place. Semi-GFE with Chanel. Lunchtime, but the place was sleepy and no hurry. Thin, pretty face, a little older, a little tummy but who's complaining. What made her above average is she figured out where I was going next and went there. Nothing like looking down between your legs and seeing a girl hard at work, one thigh raised, mirror in just the right place. Looking for recommendations in SB County next if anyone has recent intel. One downside to R&R: always peeps outside the gentlemen's club next door, makes it a bit of a production getting in and out. So to speak.

Good to hear there's some potential there. The people outside is what dissuade me from going there. Thanks for the report.

[Tezar]

Not sure why I'm not finding other reports on this place. Semi-GFE with Chanel. Lunchtime, but the place was sleepy and no hurry. Thin, pretty face, a little older, a little tummy but who's complaining. What made her above average is she figured out where I was going next and went there. Nothing like looking down between your legs and seeing a girl hard at work, one thigh raised, mirror in just the right place. Looking for recommendations in SB County next if anyone has recent intel. One downside to R&R: always peeps outside the gentlemen's club next door, makes it a bit of a production getting in and out. So to speak.

[Large Ess]

I have had a nice arrangement with two SB's that are sweet and well skilled. They are both African American and on the larger side and I am aching for a petite Latina. I know where to visit for an Asian girl but this obsession at the moment is very specific. Massage parlor would be ideal but I'll even venture to a strip club to cure this craving, so I am posting in both areas. Much thanks in advance.

[SteveStone123]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

[Edosan]

I have been out of this for a while but used to frequent Golden Sea Spa, are they still there? Any better places?

[Iqbalov]

I haven't been for a long time, but I used to get massaged by Tracy, Mimi, and one time one of the other regulars. I can't remember getting a bad TS or leaving with a frown. I guess she was nervous about a first timer she didn't recognize. That sucks. I guess I won't be back here.

Wow, came here for the first time after reading all the great reviews about how this place is a guarantee everytime. Got L**a. I walked in, got the hour, paid the. 6. Had a wack ass 2 minute ts, she took me back to the room, gave me a mediocre massage and told me we were done. Smiling all in my face like nothing is wrong. Then she asked me for a tip. WTF? Never comin back here!

[Smoked Out]

Wow, came here for the first time after reading all the great reviews about how this place is a guarantee everytime. Got L**a. I walked in, got the hour, paid the. 6. Had a wack ass 2 minute ts, she took me back to the room, gave me a mediocre massage and told me we were done. Smiling all in my face like nothing is wrong. Then she asked me for a tip. WTF? Never comin back here!

[Dildo Baggens]

Rubmaps offers limited free browsing where you can kind of get an idea what is full service, rub and tug or totally legit, plus the addresses and Phone #'s!
It's not that hard. Once you get a few under your belt and share your recent experiences here, then you will receive all kinds of tips from fellow mongers. It's a thing of beauty..

Baggens.

My first post here on this forum, but where in city of industry can I find this HT to golden spa?

[Orion1938]

My first post here on this forum, but where in city of industry can I find this HT to golden spa?

Be. ,

When attempting to locate any business, use the Internet. Google massage, city and state.

This should help.

Be safe.

[The Camel]

Camel,

I believe you're thinking of KG on Amar which is completely FS. I believe He is referring to King House, where I've never seen FS offered.

Baggens.

Fo sure Baggens. I was reading without my glasses. You're correct that FS at King House would be like Peace in the Middle East. Still a great table shower and rub and tug stop.