Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**RimJim** · 03-27-24 21:06

Believe I know. But sometimes I just want a release and (within reason) I don't mind who provides it. But good lord was she disgusting! I've never been good at walking away once I'm in the door though. At an AMP, I can play it off and say I was just checking prices or seeing how late they were open. But with an independent, the price has been set and the appointment has been scheduled, so I feel bad seeing them and saying F No!

But I can't stress enough, she looks amazing in those pictures compared to what she looks like in real life. It was the worst I've seen in 15-ish years of mongering in SD.

Originally Posted by JoeJoesph [View Original Post]

Brother, why would you even schedule something with her? She looks nasty just from the pictures lmao.

**JoeJoesph** · 03-27-24 14:42

Originally Posted by RimJim [View Original Post]

I'm sure I'm not going to surprise anyone with this review, but I saw Kristiana the other day and it was far and away the worst experience I've had in this hobby. I was short on time so I spammed out a bunch of texts to low dollar massage providers. She responded right away and said to come by. Location was convenient and she indicated that a BBBJ was available for no up charge. Should have left the second I saw her. I knew she'd be bigger, but Holy crap was she gross. The whole room was dirty and smelled like bad poon. But little head got the best of me and I thought a short rub-and-tug and I'd be on my way. No chance I was letting my junk get near that scary face. Massage was terrible. I swear she spent like 10 minutes on my hands alone.

Back to her being big. When I got undressed she said she'd get nude too. I couldn't think of a way to politely say no thank you. But as big as she was, she takes her shirt off to reveal a corset type contraption. Once that thing came off and she bursted out all over the place, I was done mentally. About a half hour in she excuses herself to go to the bathroom. I jumped off the table and got dressed quicker than I ever have. Left the hundred on the table and flew out of that building like it was on fire.

I'm not a super picky guy when I'm getting serviced on a low budget, but this was really bad.

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/...729882696.html

Brother, why would you even schedule something with her? She looks nasty just from the pictures lmao.

**RimJim** · 03-27-24 11:28

I'm sure I'm not going to surprise anyone with this review, but I saw Kristiana the other day and it was far and away the worst experience I've had in this hobby. I was short on time so I spammed out a bunch of texts to low dollar massage providers. She responded right away and said to come by. Location was convenient and she indicated that a BBBJ was available for no up charge. Should have left the second I saw her. I knew she'd be bigger, but Holy crap was she gross. The whole room was dirty and smelled like bad poon. But little head got the best of me and I thought a short rub-and-tug and I'd be on my way. No chance I was letting my junk get near that scary face. Massage was terrible. I swear she spent like 10 minutes on my hands alone.

Back to her being big. When I got undressed she said she'd get nude too. I couldn't think of a way to politely say no thank you. But as big as she was, she takes her shirt off to reveal a corset type contraption. Once that thing came off and she bursted out all over the place, I was done mentally. About a half hour in she excuses herself to go to the bathroom. I jumped off the table and got dressed quicker than I ever have. Left the hundred on the table and flew out of that building like it was on fire.

I'm not a super picky guy when I'm getting serviced on a low budget, but this was really bad.

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/...729882696.html

**Berndsd27** · 03-07-24 02:09

Thanks RimJom,

Appreciate the feedback.

Ad is flagged on CL now (it wasn't me).

Originally Posted by RimJim [View Original Post]

Not with that girl in the pics, but I hit up an ad that was the exact same text before. Different pics of a Latina with lots of man-made parts. I'm 99% sure it was a scam. She kept telling me to set the prices and would only ever respond super late at night. I'd text her during the day and she (or someone else) would respond at like 3 am. And it would always say something to the effect of "I'm ready now". I'd respond mid day and try to set something up, but again they wouldn't respond until 2 or 3 in the morning again. I got the impression that whoever I was talking to was not local or in this timezone.

And again, they would never put a price on anything. I'd ask How much for a massage? And the response would be How much do you want to pay for a massage. I gave up and never tried again, but my impression is that it's a scammer.

**Muncher8888** · 03-06-24 21:42

Originally Posted by RimJim [View Original Post]

Does anyone have experience with Mary / Maria?

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/ssd/...721795504.html

Your post on Mary led me to Sequoia a few ad's down.

Looks tasty.

I know nothing, sorry. But she looks fun if real.

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/ssd/...719968547.html

**RimJim** · 03-06-24 20:46

Not with that girl in the pics, but I hit up an ad that was the exact same text before. Different pics of a Latina with lots of man-made parts. I'm 99% sure it was a scam. She kept telling me to set the prices and would only ever respond super late at night. I'd text her during the day and she (or someone else) would respond at like 3 am. And it would always say something to the effect of "I'm ready now". I'd respond mid day and try to set something up, but again they wouldn't respond until 2 or 3 in the morning again. I got the impression that whoever I was talking to was not local or in this timezone.

And again, they would never put a price on anything. I'd ask How much for a massage? And the response would be How much do you want to pay for a massage. I gave up and never tried again, but my impression is that it's a scammer.

Originally Posted by Berndsd27 [View Original Post]

The pics in this ad look very tempting.

I don't speak Spanish so I can't take one for the team.

Anybody want to take a shot?

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/...722717843.html

**Berndsd27** · 03-01-24 16:13

The pics in this ad look very tempting.

I don't speak Spanish so I can't take one for the team.

Anybody want to take a shot?

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/...722717843.html

**RimJim** · 02-27-24 12:22

Does anyone have experience with Mary / Maria? She looks a little older in the pics, but I'd like to give it a shot. I just haven't had any luck getting ahold of her to schedule anything. She usually takes days to respond. But did quote 100 for the one hour massage.

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/ssd/...721795504.html

**RChangDatyKing** · 02-26-24 21:22

Originally Posted by RimJim [View Original Post]

I can definitely confirm those pics are recent and accurate. I've seen her a few times. She has either been in scrubs or yoga pants and a scrub top. She still looks great, but there isn't the slightest hint of anything extra.

You know when you lay down and the totally legit, and trained massage therapists do a thorough job of tucking the sheet in a professional manner that won't allow anything to peak out? It's like that from start to finish. She was apparently a massage therapist at resorts all over Europe and is not interested in our shenanigans. LOL.

But again, she is beautiful and talented. Just no extras.

Thank you RimJim! Yeah she responded to my inquiry and made sure to emphasize she's a professional massage therapist. LOL.

I can definitely use a good thorough therapeutic massage and will still keep her on my bucket list especially if she is attractive to look at.

**RimJim** · 02-26-24 21:13

I can definitely confirm those pics are recent and accurate. I've seen her a few times. She has either been in scrubs or yoga pants and a scrub top. She still looks great, but there isn't the slightest hint of anything extra.

You know when you lay down and the totally legit, and trained massage therapists do a thorough job of tucking the sheet in a professional manner that won't allow anything to peak out? It's like that from start to finish. She was apparently a massage therapist at resorts all over Europe and is not interested in our shenanigans. LOL.

But again, she is beautiful and talented. Just no extras.

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review. I'm definitely good with getting a therapeutic massage from her if those are her pictures. The person in the pictures is beautiful!

**RChangDatyKing** · 02-25-24 18:43

Originally Posted by RimJim [View Original Post]

Yes. She's been discussed here before. 100% legit massage with zero chance of extras. She is beautiful / fit and gives an amazing therapeutic massage, but there is not even a hint of any release. If you want a great massage from a smoking hot chick, then go see her, but know that you you won't get a release.

Thanks for the review. I'm definitely good with getting a therapeutic massage from her if those are her pictures. The person in the pictures is beautiful!

**RimJim** · 02-25-24 17:18

Yes. She's been discussed here before. 100% legit massage with zero chance of extras. She is beautiful / fit and gives an amazing therapeutic massage, but there is not even a hint of any release. If you want a great massage from a smoking hot chick, then go see her, but know that you you won't get a release.

Originally Posted by BobMit [View Original Post]

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/...720456190.html

Has anyone visited?

**BobMit** · 02-25-24 03:22

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/...720456190.html

Has anyone visited?

**Ben0835** · 02-23-24 12:29

Hey guyss- this one is visiting us down in FL. Does she do BBBJ? Can find it on the reviews. Lmk, its a dealbreaker for me.

https://tryst.link/escort/misslilly