Escort Reports

[John Girthson]

Maybe I am a bit hot under the collar because it just happened, but that has to be the worst lay of my life. This chick is set up to quickly upload different pics and a new number and continue to be terrible, so be savvy out there. $260 for a hhr, and got in about 15 minutes and quit. Sheesh. I guess there is a reason she doesn't advertise any associated services on her ad. Because she doesn't offer any. Heh. Blech.

http://alaska.skipthegames.com/femal...e/457616407524

What you just described is almost the worst experience (getting flat out robbed being #1). I had one almost as bad (black chick "Bella") a couple of years ago, and posted a similar lament on this forum. An excruciatingly detailed report like yours is really the only thing you can do to find a little catharsis. I'm always surprised when a "professional" provider doesn't get that most guys want the IOP ("Illusion Of Passion) just about as much as they want the pussy.

In her ad, "Anna" promises to provide "toe curling tricks". Did she at least curl your toes a little? Probably not. Condolences.

When I first saw her ad I ignored it, sensing it was a total catfish. A while later I decided to take another look. For future reference, it very often pays off big-time to do a little research. Here's what I found, just by running her phone number through Google:

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/amazii...y-now/17939906

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/yum-yu...juicy/23207588

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/yum-yu...juicy/23207588

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...29-234498.html

As you can see she changes her stolen pictures about as often as she changes her panties. Had you done this research first you no doubt would have moved on and saved yourself 260 bones.

Plus de chance la prochaine fois.

JG.

[WorldWanderer]

So she obviously uses fake pics. I've uploaded the one she sent me, which, while having a bunch of filter nonsense is probably her. 5'8 5'9 ish nice rack. Definitely has some chub around the midsection. I'd probably guesstimate her at 170 lbs. Cute-ish face, with some past acne scars. She says she has a friend in the biz who got her started. Safety everything. Wouldn't even use spit for lube. Anyway, texted her. Told her I don't see anyone without them sending a face pic. She very reluctantly sent the attached pic. Her website pics are fake and not representative of what she looks like other than that she had her hair done the same way as the chick in the pics.

510 * 72x9.

She arrived reasonably quick. 45 min wait or so after she said 30 minutes. Par for the course for these hussies. She gets in and I collect her from outside. At this point, I never meet them anywhere but my pad. Too much fuckery happens at hotels. Waay to easy to get robbed. Anyway, get her in the room and she wants to know am I a cop as I am stripping down. I tell her no and ask her to get on her knees and start polishing the knob. She insists on a cover, which is fine, but I tell her she is going to need to get me started with her hand so I have something to put it on. She insists on me giving her the cover and installing it clumsily on my limp dick. WTF. Half ass blowjob and with a lot of focus because she is horrible at it, and I start to get a little hard. A little hard. She jumps up and says "lets get on the bed and have sex. " And then darts for the money laying nearby, that I have asked her not to touch for the duration of our time together (its arrayed so she can see that it is at least approximately the amount she was asking. 260 freaking clams. She picks it up and starts counting it. Please put that down until we are done, I ask her. Don't worry, she says. I just want to make sure it is all here. (Any decent provider would be trying to help build the mood at this point. Nope. Not this *****. Straight for the cash) She doesn't put it back after counting either even though I ask her to. She brings it to the bed! With her fucking phone. She keeps the stack of 20's and phone next to her the whole fucking time. Hard lumpy phone. Getting in the way. Money drifting around the bed and then off the bed onto the floor. WTF.

Ok, I ask her if she is ok with kissing. Nope. Fine then, she starts on the blowjob again now that we are on the bed to partially reinflate. I ask her if she is ok with riding. Nope. She only does mish and doggy. Fine then, I opt for mish. I go to wet my partially inflated dick for easier entry, and nope. Can't do that either. "Not your spit. Mine" as Anna tries ineffectually to wipe my slobber of the condom. She disgustedly wipes her wet hand on the bed and I struggle to get in. Too floppy. Fuck. What the fuck. Of course no kissing, no setting the mood. She has this stupid monologue going "Mmmm. Yes. Mmm. Yessss. Mmm. Yess. Yeah baby, do you like that? Cum for me baby (that part starts about 2 minutes after entry)" Totally without feeling and rigid as a corpse (not that I'd know. Hah). All the while she is holding me back with first one hand, then two. I guess making sure I didn't penetrate too deep? This chick is a giant! Her cooter can handle me. WTF. I went down for a tit and she jerks back. Very sensitive, she says. Ok, I'll be gentle, I say. She allows me to bat her nipple around a little with my tongue. I am having the hardest freaking time staying hard. So I pull her in close in mish and she starts pulling her head to the side against my head I guess making sure I don't have access to her neck or something. Like maybe I might *gasp* kiss it. Ok, fuck it, I think. Time for the only other position this chick will allow and ask to move over to doggy. She is so into her meaningless chant of mmm and yes and cum for me baby that she doesn't hear me. I ask again. She stops. Looks at me. Umm. Yeah. Let's try your other approved position. Ok so she flips over and backs up to me. I ask her to do the legs spread doggy. Nope! Doesn't do that. Got to be legs together. Fine. Legs together doggy. It takes a minute to get in given that she is dry and I am not allowed to use spit. Once in, starting to ride, up starts the monologue again. I reach for her hair. NOPE! THAT'S not allowed. Fine. I grab her shoulders. I can't fucking stay hard. It's fucking stupid. I ask her to roll on her back. Boner completely lost. I try to salvage it, by rubbing myself as I rub her pussy. Monologue starts again. Jesus. WTF. Completely limp, I yank off the condom and tell her I'm done. Happiest time I see her. Grabs up the money as I try and give her a little friendly advice on how to do a better job (do none of the things she had done up to that point). She wasn't interested in hearing it, but I felt better about telling her how bad she was (selfish of me, I know). And then the kicker. "Well you have my phone number for when you want to see me again. " Heh, firmly told her that wouldn't happen and showed her the door.

Maybe I am a bit hot under the collar because it just happened, but that has to be the worst lay of my life. This chick is set up to quickly upload different pics and a new number and continue to be terrible, so be savvy out there. $260 for a hhr, and got in about 15 minutes and quit. Sheesh. I guess there is a reason she doesn't advertise any associated services on her ad. Because she doesn't offer any. Heh. Blech.

http://alaska.skipthegames.com/femal...e/457616407524

[John Girthson]

http://alaska.skipthegames.com/femal...o/552051998543

The GOOD news is:

"Hey Guys👋127997;I'm Asia Banks; Originally from Houston, Texas, in your city for Two Days only!

I'm lots Of Fun; Very Freaky Always Ready. Must be clean and disease free. And have proper hygiene. 140 Half Hour.

💲240 Hour.

100 QV💲.

WOW, she looks and sounds GREAT!
The BAD news is:

"*ALL APPOINTMENTs MUST BE CONFIRMED WITH 20 $ Booking / Confirmation Deposit.

Been way to Many Canceled Meet-UPS Flakes, especially with Out-Calls. Its not Fair. Just trying to Provide a great time Pay my Bills like Everyone Else.

So, it's a SCAM. What happens is, you send "her" $20 through an anonymous, untraceable app, and then you never hear from "her" again. OR, you do hear from "her" again, as "she" tries to milk MORE money out of you - for an Uber, or to pay another day on "her" room, OR any of a dozen other "reasonable" requests. AS long as you keep feeding "her" money "she'll" stay in touch. The minute the well drys up, so does "her" texting you back.

The lesson here. if you haven't already learned it, is NEVER pay money in advance for ANY reason. If you do, you can bet the GUY on the other will appreciate it, but you ain't never getting laid by the fictitious girl in the photos.

JG.

[John Girthson]

Found myself with spare time and looked around for short notice. In the mood for petite so called Miss Kay.

Pictures match, cute face. Nice small body. Very petite. A fantastic ass in jeans and out. Meetup was in a decent place near the airport. CBJ, Mish, Doggy. Uninspired overall. She was tight and had good suction, but no real enthusiasm. Pretty much just laid there. Tried to spice things up, talk to her, ask for some more interaction, just closed her eyes and laid there.

Bottom line, was real and seemed safe. Won't repeat.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3107925

"Dead Fish Syndrome". Is there anything worse?

JG.

[NewValleyGuy]

Found myself with spare time and looked around for short notice. In the mood for petite so called Miss Kay.

Pictures match, cute face. Nice small body. Very petite. A fantastic ass in jeans and out. Meetup was in a decent place near the airport. CBJ, Mish, Doggy. Uninspired overall. She was tight and had good suction, but no real enthusiasm. Pretty much just laid there. Tried to spice things up, talk to her, ask for some more interaction, just closed her eyes and laid there.

Bottom line, was real and seemed safe. Won't repeat.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3107925

[FrozenDom]

She's been around a few years. Used to go by "KK". Has been reviewed as a "safety girl", which means all activities involving your penis will also involve a condom. After she had been on the scene a while (as KK) it was reported that she had experienced a violent encounter with someone. Unknown whether customer, boyfriend, or pimp, and was quitting the game. Then, a while later, it was reported she was making herself available to a limited group of regulars she already knew. Eventually she began advertising regularly, and I think she may have been reviewed more recently as "Candy" on Adultlook.

This venue (USASG) cannot accommodate short searches like "KK", but I think if you went back a few years and manually searched through the "Backpage Advertiser Reviews" you might find a few posts about her. Below is one of her older ad photos, before she went crazy with the tattoos.

JG.

Much appreciated.

[FredGarver]

Sent you PM.

I appreciate that you took to the time to do that!

[John Girthson]

Anyone have an experience with Kandy?

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2980392

She's been around a few years. Used to go by "KK". Has been reviewed as a "safety girl", which means all activities involving your penis will also involve a condom. After she had been on the scene a while (as KK) it was reported that she had experienced a violent encounter with someone. Unknown whether customer, boyfriend, or pimp, and was quitting the game. Then, a while later, it was reported she was making herself available to a limited group of regulars she already knew. Eventually she began advertising regularly, and I think she may have been reviewed more recently as "Candy" on Adultlook.

This venue (USASG) cannot accommodate short searches like "KK", but I think if you went back a few years and manually searched through the "Backpage Advertiser Reviews" you might find a few posts about her. Below is one of her older ad photos, before she went crazy with the tattoos.

JG.

[FrozenDom]

Anyone have an experience with Kandy?

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2980392

[AlaskaMan1]

Yes I've posted before about her but man! I just got back to town and decided to meet up with her again. Her schedule was open so I took the opportunity and she did not disappoint! She remembered how I my bjs and took her time and did rush. She asked a couple times if she was doing okay and I had no complaints. Today she let me use a toy or two while I played with her little holes. Mm she may not be a small women but she sure knows how to handle the bedroom. Her incall might be a drive but is very discreet. I may explore but she's my go to.

[SlopeSunrise]

I was going make the leap last time I was in town, but didn't. Would like to do so now. I usually see her ads posted, but can't seem to find one at the moment. Any chance someone has a link?

Thanks.

Sent you PM.

[FredGarver]

I'll make this very simple. Today I lit a stick of sexual dynamite in the form of Itzel and relative newcomer Emmie. The resulting explosion produced delights in excess of what should be allowed in ones lifetime. Visiting these two is like visiting Disneyland. You just cannot decide what to do first! Then you don't want it to end. Itzel is amazing and just keeps getting better and lovelier. Emmie is a beautiful, fresh young woman that is just as enthusiastic and drama free. I won't share details but I will say that there is only a tiny number of providers in Alaska that come close to these two in attitude, quality, safety, and convenience. Do not miss the opportunity to share this experience for yourself.

I was going make the leap last time I was in town, but didn't. Would like to do so now. I usually see her ads posted, but can't seem to find one at the moment. Any chance someone has a link?

Thanks.

[TheMilDeal]

Hello,

New to posting here but I was wondering if anyone had a dream about Bella before? I would like some intel before I commit. So far I dreamt of Latina and Estella and they were both pretty pleasant.

Thanks.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3032287

http://alaska.skipthegames.com/femal...s/227716194645

I've seen Bella several times, she is legit but can be a pain to get ahold of at times. Live on the southside, or at least was a few months ago before she went dark. She also had a sister that would play but left the game as well. Now that she back I will definitely try to see her again. Have fun!

[Recked62]

One or two members may disagree, but I'll only say that if I truly hated someone and wanted to cause them harm I would recommend they visit Sammi.

Google "blue waffle" disease and you might find her pic.

On the plus side I understand she'll take out her teeth and give you an unforgettable BBGJ (bareback gum job).

There used to be a video floating around of her doing that very thing.

I remember seeing that video. Made me sick to my stomach. I mean, you got to draw a line somewhere, and she isn't even visible from my line. God, I wouldn't even want to see a provider that saw a John that saw Sammi. Ok, I'm going to go puke!

[WorldWanderer]

Hey guys so there I was feeling a little frisky last night. I had seen this ad posted a few times and decided to shoot over a text to check on availability and rates:

http://alaska.skipthegames.com/femal...s/210825256948

Response was pretty quick, and I asked about the last of the three women on offer and if there was an outcall option. Standard 200 hh and a little spendy 350 hr and immediate availability. I don't like doing incalls esp with new wimmens so let her negotiate an extra 20 for an Uber. An hour later a super sketch (non uber) bent and broken Chevy Caprice wheezes up to my pad and out hops this beautiful little native chick. We get into my place and she tells me she has been trapped in a house and been periodically moved around and forced to do dates by some cabal of pimps who are feeding her meth. Interesting. Wow. First brush with pimps. She then says she was really happy to be gone, some other chick had tried to stab her with a bloody needle that day, and she was threatened with violence on a regular basis by the pimps who take any money she earns and who have her running up a bill for her food, lodging, clothing, etc. She is from the village and I know she's got resources so I suggest she get checked out with ANHC if she wants to get into rehab or with her regional corporation if she needs financial help. She gives me more of her backstory (I realize I'm not getting laid that night, but that's fine) etc etc. Eventually I start getting these threatening texts from a bunch of different numbers and they are blowing up my phone demanding that I send her out to get collected or they are going to come in for her. Hehe, got my blood boiling a bit. Anyway, she didn't want to leave so we just sat and chatted for a bit longer and she had me call her a cab. The pimps had been blowing their car horns outside for a while, but eventually quieted down (heh at 2 am). I am guessing the cops may have come on a noise complaint.

Anyway. Weird. I think she probably took the taxi back to the house she was getting pimped out of. Meth is a terrible thing. She said she would make sure that the pimps knew that it was her call to not come out at the right time. I have a bunch of these pimps numbers that I am tempted to start trolling or to turn them into the police. What do you guys think? Oh, and probably stay away from the chicks in the ad there, haha.