Off Topic Reports

**Oriole Mon** · 09-01-07 22:24

Originally Posted by Benchseats Rock

In light of Baltimonger's comments, I'm moving here.

Bench

The person that set you up with this deserves a complimentary BJ, cigar, beer, and lift to and from the loop.

**Bad Bad Boy** · 08-31-07 18:50

Next time you need an EMT, call the D.C. fire department and ask for their special - blow jobs on wheels

). lmao Sometimes life is stranger than fiction. Here's another example close to home. BTW, this condensed article appeared on today's front page of the Washington Times:

D.C. fire officials are investigating whether department employees have been running a prostitution ring out of several of the city's firehouses.

Sources close to the investigation told The Washington Times that as many as a dozen employees stationed with at least four fire companies citywide are being investigated for involvement in the prostitution ring.

The sources say the ring has been referred to as "D.C. Fems" — a play on the acronym for the city's Fire and Emergency Medical Services department. The sources say investigators are looking into whether female emergency medical technicians performed sex acts for money on men, including male fire department employees, in the bunkhouses of fire stations since late last year.

BBB

**Bad Bad Boy** · 08-31-07 18:16

I know that some of you fish while at Ocean City and might find this information helpful when booking a charter. I just got back from OC and chartered two trips. Here's the scoop.

1. OCEAN PRINCESS - Captain Victor Bunting, 307 Dorchester Street, Ocean City, MD., 410.289.6226. Half-day charters: $40. Good crew and Captain. Caught black bass, croakers, sea trout, and blues. Fished in 75' of water, dropping 6 oz. sinkers, 6' rods, with 30 lb. test.

2. JUDITH M - Bahia Marina, 2107 Herring Way, Ocean City, MD., 1.888.575.7438. Half-day charters: $42. Good crew. Caught flounder, black bass, and croakers. Fished in 50' of water, dropping 6 oz. sinkers, 5' rods, with 30 lb. test. Fished over sunken 90' tug boat and other places. Nicest boat of the three.

3. THE MORNING STAR - Captain Monty Hawkins. Full-day charter: $100. I did not have time to try this one, but it's suppose to be the best. They fish off the coast, shipwrecks, and artificial reefs. Must bring your own lunch and drinks. You can choose your rail assignments in advance.

All offer rod rentals for $5 and will clean fish at a modest price. Suggested tipping is between 10-15% pending on how much they help you.

TOCHTERMAN'S Fishing Tackle shop, 1925 Eastern Avenue, Fells Point, (410.327.6942) is highly recommended. Tony Tochterman is the owner and has a wealth of knowledge and a large selection of fishing tackle. He spent an hour with me today in helping me select a good rod for my Ocean City charters. The man really knows his business and will do right by you. If he doesn't have what you are looking for, he will order it for you.

BBB

**Larry 56** · 08-25-07 23:06

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

Why is Sheeeeela referred to as Mayor in this forum; as though she earned the title or deserves it?

The beatings will continue until morale improves around here.

She was O'Phoney's lap dog for his administration. She is an idiot and that is why she'll be elected as Mayor. This city wants the O'Malley puppet in office. Just ask her ex-husband.

Larry!

**Larry 56** · 08-25-07 23:03

Originally Posted by Hejova

Why is mayor Sheila Dixon always referred to as "Sheeeeela" in this forum?

It is a play on how SOME people talk around here. We are very strange city, you know.

Larry!

**Benchseats Rock** · 08-25-07 22:44

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

Why is Sheeeeela referred to as Mayor in this forum; as though she earned the title or deserves it?

The beatings will continue until morale improves around here.

I was reading one of the local rags the other day and for the life of me, every time they mentioned Sheeeela, it was in the context of her (get this) bid for re-election. How stupid do they think we are? Maybe the real question is how stupid are they... for real - if they can't even get that most basic fact right, how can we expect them to count bodies? Or count the number of times our elected officials generate criminal investigations during the campaign for the office that would give them free reign to finally flush the handle on what they've allowed to city to become.

In light of Baltimonger's comments, I'm moving here.

Bench

**Baltimonger** · 08-25-07 21:25

Originally Posted by Hejova

Why is mayor Sheila Dixon always referred to as "Sheeeeela" in this forum?

Why is Sheeeeela referred to as Mayor in this forum; as though she earned the title or deserves it?

The beatings will continue until morale improves around here.

**Hejova** · 08-25-07 07:26

Why is mayor Sheila Dixon always referred to as "Sheeeeela" in this forum?

**Member #4105** · 08-23-07 08:53

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

Dr. Ruthie???

Yep, Dr. Ruth went commando.

**Android67** · 08-23-07 01:00

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

Who said this:
"When I was in my routine training for the Israeli army as a teenager, they discovered completely by chance that I was a lethal sniper...

That would be everybody's favorite sex therapist, Dr. Ruth Westheimer.

&67

Do I get a prize?

**Baltimonger** · 08-23-07 00:38

Originally Posted by Fat Bastard MD

The same person that brought us all good sex.

Dr. Ruthie???

**Member #4105** · 08-23-07 00:28

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

Who said this:

The same person that brought us all good sex.

**Benchseats Rock** · 08-23-07 00:09

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

Who said this:

Where's the beef?

Wait, that was the other one in the way back machine.

Very funny stuff... exactly how did you come across that gem eh?

**Baltimonger** · 08-22-07 22:58

Who said this:

"When I was in my routine training for the Israeli army as a teenager, they discovered completely by chance that I was a lethal sniper. I could hit the target smack in the center further away than anyone could believe. Not just that, even though I was tiny and not even much of an athlete, I was incredibly accurate throwing hand grenades too. Even today I can load a Sten automatic rifle in a single minute, blindfolded."

"My legs were almost ripped off on my 20th birthday in 1948 in Jerusalem from cannon ball shrapnel which exploded in the student's residence where I was living. Three other students were killed instantly and many more were wounded. The metal pierced both my legs, and there was blood everywhere. A cannon ball from Jordan had smashed through the window. I was thrown 20 feet. The strangest thing was that all I could think about was whether there might be some blood on the brand-new shoes I had just gotten for my birthday, and amazingly there wasn't even a drop on them, which was all I cared about in some kind of strange denial."

**Benchseats Rock** · 08-22-07 14:49

Originally Posted by Bad Bad Boy

What has this world come to?? I was watching cable news the other day and saw two guys who were being interviewed about a new product that is now on the market: BULLET PROOF SCHOOL BACKPACKS.

Yep, that's right. You can now buy bullet proof backpacks for your kids to use. They only cost $175 and the bullet proof material, which weighs only 20 oz., is sewn onto the back of the pack and will stop a 9 mm round.

If that wasn't alarming enough, I read that many of the kids at Virginia Tech, where 32 students were gunned down 4 months ago, want to be able to carry firearms on campus. They don't feel confident that the school's administration is capable in protecting them and they want to be able to defend themselves.

Of course, kids will never be permitted to carry weapons on campus but it's indicative of today's violent society in which we live.

BBB

You can't put a price on feeling safe now can you? Capitalism is a beautiful thing, I just wish I had thought of it first. But seriously, if you're going to do something at all, do it right. I'd be more afraid of the cops shooting an innocent kid than the very rare campus lunatic - and AFAIK, cops carry .40 S&W or .45 ACP. That bag has a serious design flaw if you ask me...