Off Topic Reports

**Member #4061** · 06-02-08 00:47

Cruised through B/CB loop late in the evening. Didn't see much action aside from a blond with CCL up by the church staring hard into traffic, and a short haired brunette that reminded me too much of a sexy little rip off artist who used to frequent the area. No marked cars out, but I did see some poor monger get knocked at the mouth of Fairhaven. The chick was curbside out of the vehicle while Johnny called for backup. Didn't know it was a cop till I saw the vest and gun. The guy jumped out of a white hybrid. No lights on the car riding solo. Don't know how the hell he managed to pull the guy over with no lights on the bloody car. Kinda hard to look the part when you give chase in a fucking sonata. I've been seeing UCs riding solo for a while now. I guess the city is cutting back on over time. If the gas prices hit $8 in two years, will they switch to golf carts? That could make for interesting television, BC knockos in golf carts chasing hustlers on mopeds. A sign of the times, I suppose.

Slim

**Sleeping Bag** · 05-20-08 22:13

Ok, a friend of mine recently bought Leisure Suit Larry on his cell phone. And I'm playing with the game, and one of the pickup lines in the game is:

Larry: Hey, the word of the day is "legs. " Let's go to my place and spread it. Hot ****: Oh, Larry, I didn't know you're so romantic.

Hahahahahaha!

OK, anybody else eager to try this pickup line on either a civi or a SW?

**Big Dawg1087** · 05-12-08 17:41

http://www.divinecaroline.com/articl...w-neighborhood

I wish they were in our neighborhood.

**Big Dawg1087** · 04-10-08 15:55

Something that you guys might be interested in reading

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24049693/

JAKARTA, Indonesia - Massage parlors in an Indonesian town are asking their female workers to padlock their skirts and pants to make it clear they're offering only massages, not sex.

The move has been protested by the women's affairs minister of Indonesia, where massage parlors are often a front for prostitution. She said the padlocks insult women "as if they are the ones in the wrong."

At least one parlor in a tourist town on Java island has required its masseuses to padlock their skirts or trousers to make it clear the establishment does not tolerate prostitution.

Others in the town started following suit after local officials met with massage parlor owners and suggested it's a good idea.

TV footage and photos have shown several masseuses with small padlocks in their zippers.

Just a thought and hopefully it doesn't happen here.

**FromUnder** · 02-17-08 02:30

Originally Posted by Darth Vader

I had to post this in case you boys didn't see it. As a former teenage skateboarder this really makes me hate cops even more.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/loc...,2252685.story

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLYzho6Af_o

A Baltimore police officer was suspended yesterday after a YouTube video surfaced on the Internet showing him berating and manhandling a teenage skateboarder at the Inner Harbor.

Wow what an asshole getting physical on a 14 yo kid.I hope that guy gets fired

**Solitaire One** · 02-16-08 21:08

Originally Posted by Darth Vader

I had to post this in case you boys didn't see it. As a former teenage skateboarder this really makes me hate cops even more.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/loc...,2252685.story

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLYzho6Af_o

A Baltimore police officer was suspended yesterday after a YouTube video surfaced on the Internet showing him berating and manhandling a teenage skateboarder at the Inner Harbor.

Wow, that's pretty bad. There's no way to know the entire situation aside from the video, and it's very possible that the kid may have deserved it, but that doesn't mean the cop should've thrown him to the ground twice. There are plenty of people who deserve a punch to the face or even deserve to be killed, but it'd be a pretty messed up world if the cops were the ones distributing said punches or executions. Makes you wonder, considering Baltimore has one of the higher frequencies of violent crime, why there is a cop in Inner Harbor riding a bike busting skateboard punks instead of arresting dangerous criminals in other parts of Baltimore.

**Baltimonger** · 02-16-08 19:15

Originally Posted by Redd55

Does anyone have any advice or used a service that converted a VHS tape to DVD? Any advice or recommendations would appreciated?

Do it yourself with add-on hardware & software from Pinnacle & several other companies. Go to www.cnet.com and search convert vhs to dvd. A word of warning is that you really need a VCR with an S-video output for the best picture transfer quality, although the red, white, and yellow RCA plugs work fine in most cases. You can edit, add music, and do a lot of cool pro looking stuff before burning to disc, so you can create some really great porn compilations. All this for right around $100. You will use up lots of memory in a very short time, so get a big external hard drive for these type of files. My landlord shoots film for a Washington news station, as well as freelance video, and I can ask him more about this if needed.

**Redd55** · 02-16-08 18:08

Does anyone have any advice or used a service that converted a VHS tape to DVD? Any advice or recommendations would appreciated?

**Big Dawg1087** · 02-13-08 17:14

Have you seen his defense?

I can't seem to find the website I read it but the cop says he didn't know the camera was recording.

What a lame excuse.

**Stumbler53** · 02-13-08 15:41

Darth , I do not know what the kid did or said to provoke such a reaction from Off. Rivieri . With all the cameras in the world today it was rather stupid on his part. But what bothers me most is what has this guy gotten away with off camera for the last 17 years. Cameras are a double edge sword for the police . Look at the poor bastard in Cal. getting thrown out of his wheelchair .

**C L Hunter** · 02-13-08 08:41

I had to post this in case you boys didn't see it. As a former teenage skateboarder this really makes me hate cops even more.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/loc...,2252685.story

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLYzho6Af_o

A Baltimore police officer was suspended yesterday after a YouTube video surfaced on the Internet showing him berating and manhandling a teenage skateboarder at the Inner Harbor.

**Ravane** · 02-01-08 03:21

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

A film that'll scare the "fuck" out of you:
http://www.teethmovie.com/trailer.html

You can say that again! I propose those ladies who irreverently bite us with one std or another be hereafter known as Dawn O'Keefe!! Maybe we should let the ones with the high smelling cooch, or otherwise unwanted characteristics, be designated as having "the O'Keefe syndrome".

Selah!

**Baltimonger** · 01-30-08 23:05

A film that'll scare the "fuck" out of you:
http://www.teethmovie.com/trailer.html

**Magic501** · 12-13-07 13:45

Thanks for the link, Drop A Load.

I know SOME people that are gonna get a GOOD present >:-)

**Drop a Load** · 12-12-07 13:50

http://www.prankplace.com/bumper.htm?KBID=3476

I saw some talk of an I brake for crackwhores bumper sticker. This is an actual magnetic that can be removed when picking up the kids from school.