Escort Classified Ads - Member Discussions

[Trailblazer99]

Last one. Forgetting what the second "B" in BBW is supposed to stand for!

Ok so here are a few more:

These 2 from a "college student"

&9989; Satisfactory Guaranteed (she can't get no satisfaction)

&9989; Guarenteed to have you calling back for more (evidently a college student who never heard of spell check!)

This one from someone "brand new"

You will love my outgoing, open-minded and friendly personalities. (Which personality will show up at your meeting?)

I also love one escort who sometimes advertises as Portia. Read the Merchant of Venice, what a scholar!

That's All Folks!

TB

[Umbrellaman1]

Words like "addictive" and "playmate", and touting their amazing personality and how down to earth they are, yet the experience is akin to a breathing semi-clothed blow-up doll.

Last one. Forgetting what the second "B" in BBW is supposed to stand for!

[Umbrellaman1]

1. The chick that advertizes herself as a 'stallion'

2. 'Guarantee its me or free' and the pictures do not show the face.

3. Well reviewed. Then you check the reviews and they are terrible. Why do they point you there when the review are crappy?

Words like "addictive" and "playmate", and touting their amazing personality and how down to earth they are, yet the experience is akin to a breathing semi-clothed blow-up doll.

[NewAgain]

Well reviewed could be the same as "well" oiled. Or Well used.

It's me or free, try to get your money back!

And when did Barbi become a pudgy Columbian chick?

As always. Stay safe my friends.

1. The chick that advertizes herself as a 'stallion'

2. 'Guarantee its me or free' and the pictures do not show the face.

3. Well reviewed. Then you check the reviews and they are terrible. Why do they point you there when the review are crappy?

[Spill]

1. The chick that advertizes herself as a 'stallion'

2. 'Guarantee its me or free' and the pictures do not show the face.

3. Well reviewed. Then you check the reviews and they are terrible. Why do they point you there when the review are crappy?

Just had to have some fun after a tough day!

Things I hate about BP Ads:

1. I Am The Hottest Looking MILF That You Are Ever Going To Meet In Your Life. 40 Really? Veronique. She's over 60!

2. Name changes. How many times have you read a bad review of a lady and suddenly she's no longer Ava, but Portia and then Justice and then back to Portia!

3. The phrase it's me or it's free! When you get there and it's not her. Do you really want to?

4. Asian ads with pics from models websites. You never get the one in the pics and I don't care what they say.

5. How many sexy Italians or Sicilians are there?

6. Fake ads where they can't even spell Worcester.

7. How long can a lady be new to the area?

8. Is a girl really Egyptian if she can't spell it?

9. How about where they list Worcester but you call and they are in Providence or Boston and they don't do outcalls.

10. Guy's named Jim who hate to give out personal info or pics! OK so was anybody really reading this?

I've only just started what are you pet peeves?

Play safe out there.

Jim

[Comeslave]

I don't normally see escorts but this ad from BP Worcester Escorts has been bouncing around in my head for a while.

" Camille Worcester's Mistress here to serve all your pleasures. 23 " Grafton St. Worc. Xxx-xxx-5552.

I probably won't see her unless I get some positive feedback. Thanks

I saw her last year pictures are accurate and is she is very attractive but there where a lot of restrictions for the donation in my opinion.

[Smoke Screen]

Click on the user name and click on send private message. I also wod love to hook up again some time seeing as how that first time was such a blast. I'm the guy that was dressed all in brown like he was in a work uniform.

Don't forget to click on "send message" at the bottom, after you write your message. It's obvious to most of us but if you've never done it before you might not see it.

[Swindle]

Click on the user name and click on send private message. I also wod love to hook up again some time seeing as how that first time was such a blast. I'm the guy that was dressed all in brown like he was in a work uniform.

To relay a pm to you. Feel free to school me.

[Smoke Screen]

I don't normally see escorts but this ad from BP Worcester Escorts has been bouncing around in my head for a while.

" Camille Worcester's Mistress here to serve all your pleasures. 23 " Grafton St. Worc. Xxx-xxx-5552.

I probably won't see her unless I get some positive feedback. Thanks

[CrimsonLass]

To relay a pm to you. Feel free to school me.

Not sure if you remember me or not, but we played a few times at your home in Worc. Would love to reconnect. Send me a private message here if you'd like.

[DevonA]

Thanks so much for the compliments. I dropped out of the game for a spell. Nice to be missed.

Hope you are well.

My cell is back on. Feel free to text any time.

Xo,

Erin

Not sure if you remember me or not, but we played a few times at your home in Worc. Would love to reconnect. Send me a private message here if you'd like.

[CrimsonLass]

I have sent her texts and emails and have never heard back. She was a blast to hang out with and is missed.

Thanks so much for the compliments. I dropped out of the game for a spell. Nice to be missed.

Hope you are well.

My cell is back on. Feel free to text any time.

xo,

Erin

[Trailblazer99]

1. How about adds you can; t read because there are too many symbols / upper & lower case here is a fine example:

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(K•¡•N•k•¥) [ X ] R@T€D *©UT¡€ °•&9734; ViSiTiNg &9734; LOOK NO FURTHER. 24.

2. I was going to show some phone numbers which read the same as above but I think the ladies may have figured out that if you can't read it you can't dial it so no one was calling them.

3. Every lady is Drop Dead Gorgeous, Sexy, Addictive and oh my favorite Juicy - I got to have juicy, it's at the top of my list! One question apple, orange or cranberry?

4. And last but not least. I don't discuss details in emails, over the phone or in person and there is nothing in their ad about the fee- Then how the hell are you supposed to know what the fee for an hour of there time is? Maybe I'll just walk around with 2, 3.400 in cash in my pocket.

[Steve2319]

My personal pet peeve, using the word "addictive." What she's really saying is that I can be a total douche but men just can't stay away from my cooch (or at least that's what their crack-addled alternate reality brain tells them).

And "satisfaction guaranteed." You don't really mean that honey, do you? Of course not.

And all this is a great example of what happens in an unregulated service industry.

Not unlike Wall Street and the investment banking industry.

Buyer beware.

Be very aware.

[Umbrellaman1]

My personal pet peeve, using the word "addictive." What she's really saying is that I can be a total douche but men just can't stay away from my cooch (or at least that's what their crack-addled alternate reality brain tells them).

And "satisfaction guaranteed." You don't really mean that honey, do you? Of course not.

Just had to have some fun after a tough day!

Things I hate about BP Ads:

1. I Am The Hottest Looking MILF That You Are Ever Going To Meet In Your Life. 40 Really? Veronique. She's over 60!

2. Name changes. How many times have you read a bad review of a lady and suddenly she's no longer Ava, but Portia and then Justice and then back to Portia!

3. The phrase it's me or it's free! When you get there and it's not her. Do you really want to?

4. Asian ads with pics from models websites. You never get the one in the pics and I don't care what they say.

5. How many sexy Italians or Sicilians are there?

6. Fake ads where they can't even spell Worcester.

7. How long can a lady be new to the area?

8. Is a girl really Egyptian if she can't spell it?

9. How about where they list Worcester but you call and they are in Providence or Boston and they don't do outcalls.

10. Guy's named Jim who hate to give out personal info or pics! OK so was anybody really reading this?

I've only just started what are you pet peeves?

Play safe out there.

Jim