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**JoGreen** · 11-06-20 00:23

Originally Posted by MondoMan [View Original Post]

She is very real! I had a very good time with her. Pictures are 100% accurate. She took her ad down for a day or so, so I didn't post a review. She is new to this. The only negative is the location. Don't think I would want to be there in the late hours. But other than that. No negatives.

Stay safe.

Be careful with this one, we had something set up twice and ghosted me both times. First time I texted 45 minutes before appointment to confirm and she said we were still on and she was at McDonald's. I arrived, texted, knocked, texted, knocked. Crickets. She finally texted back 3 hours later saying she fell asleep. Gave her another shot today and confirmed, drove there, same crap.

She may look sexy but her communication is horrible!!

**D Nut** · 11-05-20 20:00

Originally Posted by HillbillyBob [View Original Post]

Come on D Nut just think you could have a calendar of just you for the New Year. Could be a money maker.

My ass could be June AND July. Each butt cheek would cover a whole month on their own.

**Hillbilly Bob** · 11-05-20 13:21

Originally Posted by DNut [View Original Post]

WTF!! I wake up and there's SIX private messages from guys offering me photography services. My post was meant to be RHETORICAL. I don't need a photographer, providers using 10 year old photos do. Don't contact me. Contact them. Trust me. No one wants to see pictures of <gesturing to my whole body THIS!

Come on D Nut just think you could have a calendar of just you for the New Year. Could be a money maker.

**MarblesKyle** · 11-05-20 13:12

Originally Posted by DNut [View Original Post]

WTF!! I wake up and there's SIX private messages from guys offering me photography services. My post was meant to be RHETORICAL. I don't need a photographer, providers using 10 year old photos do. Don't contact me. Contact them. Trust me. No one wants to see pictures of <gesturing to my whole body THIS!

Let's get them all a handler too. Most of these providers need a boss to manage their schedule and hold them accountable.

Rhetorical. But man it would be nice.

**D Nut** · 11-05-20 10:01

Originally Posted by DNut [View Original Post]

Does anyone know a good photographer who wouldn't mind shooting escorts for escort websites? Seriously, a lot of these ads are like looking at the Wayback Machine of the Internet. Pics go back YEARS, even on newer sites. It's really become a pet peeve, seeing these pics that I know for a fact are close to a decade old. At the rates they're charging, you would think they could afford a quick session with a competent photographer; doesn't have to be Helmut Newton, or Robert Mapplethorpe, or David Bellemere, Annie Liebowitz. Just someone with a good eye, and a good camera, and can use that eye to compose a well shot photo.

Is having current photos when you're charging $500/ hr too much to ask, really?

WTF!! I wake up and there's SIX private messages from guys offering me photography services. My post was meant to be RHETORICAL. I don't need a photographer, providers using 10 year old photos do. Don't contact me. Contact them. Trust me. No one wants to see pictures of <gesturing to my whole body THIS!

**CinciGuy7777** · 11-05-20 00:37

Originally Posted by DNut [View Original Post]

Does anyone know a good photographer who wouldn't mind shooting escorts for escort websites? Seriously, a lot of these ads are like looking at the Wayback Machine of the Internet. Pics go back YEARS, even on newer sites. It's really become a pet peeve, seeing these pics that I know for a fact are close to a decade old. At the rates they're charging, you would think they could afford a quick session with a competent photographer; doesn't have to be Helmut Newton, or Robert Mapplethorpe, or David Bellemere, Annie Liebowitz. Just someone with a good eye, and a good camera, and can use that eye to compose a well shot photo.

Is having current photos when you're charging $500/ hr too much to ask, really?

I've been doing that for years with an I phone LOL.

CG7777.

**Cincyfunguy** · 11-04-20 23:08

Originally Posted by DNut [View Original Post]

Does anyone know a good photographer who wouldn't mind shooting escorts for escort websites? Seriously, a lot of these ads are like looking at the Wayback Machine of the Internet. Pics go back YEARS, even on newer sites. It's really become a pet peeve, seeing these pics that I know for a fact are close to a decade old. At the rates they're charging, you would think they could afford a quick session with a competent photographer; doesn't have to be Helmut Newton, or Robert Mapplethorpe, or David Bellemere, Annie Liebowitz. Just someone with a good eye, and a good camera, and can use that eye to compose a well shot photo.

Is having current photos when you're charging $500/ hr too much to ask, really?

There are plenty of good photographers around, and with a camera on virtually every single phone out there, there's simply no reason not to have current photos. I suspect if they are using old photos, there's a reason.

CFG.

**TheDaytimer** · 11-04-20 22:06

Originally Posted by DNut [View Original Post]

Does anyone know a good photographer who wouldn't mind shooting escorts for escort websites? Seriously, a lot of these ads are like looking at the Wayback Machine of the Internet. Pics go back YEARS, even on newer sites. It's really become a pet peeve, seeing these pics that I know for a fact are close to a decade old. At the rates they're charging, you would think they could afford a quick session with a competent photographer; doesn't have to be Helmut Newton, or Robert Mapplethorpe, or David Bellemere, Annie Liebowitz. Just someone with a good eye, and a good camera, and can use that eye to compose a well shot photo.

Is having current photos when you're charging $500/ hr too much to ask, really?

That's an easy one. GLOCKMAN.

**D Nut** · 11-04-20 20:30

Does anyone know a good photographer who wouldn't mind shooting escorts for escort websites? Seriously, a lot of these ads are like looking at the Wayback Machine of the Internet. Pics go back YEARS, even on newer sites. It's really become a pet peeve, seeing these pics that I know for a fact are close to a decade old. At the rates they're charging, you would think they could afford a quick session with a competent photographer; doesn't have to be Helmut Newton, or Robert Mapplethorpe, or David Bellemere, Annie Liebowitz. Just someone with a good eye, and a good camera, and can use that eye to compose a well shot photo.

Is having current photos when you're charging $500/ hr too much to ask, really?

**PatRiot513** · 11-04-20 17:40

Originally Posted by BelowMe [View Original Post]

I know there are a lot of Lexie's out there, all with different spellings, but I've yet to see a review of this one?

https://tryst.link/escort/lusciouslexie

Anyone have any intel? TIA.

Seen her at motel near the airport once about 6 years ago, and she was already in her very late 40's or early 50's then, so her age listed on Tryst is not accurate. Service was ok. Looks, well, had to do it doggie to get a happy ending to the dream. Neither one of us undressed. She just leaned over the bed, lifted her skirt, and I unzipped and got it over with. Never decided to see her again, so that alone should tell you all you need to know. Also, couldn't stand her voice or her thick country drawl.

**D Nut** · 11-04-20 16:25

Originally Posted by BelowMe [View Original Post]

I know there are a lot of Lexie's out there, all with different spellings, but I've yet to see a review of this one?

https://tryst.link/escort/lusciouslexie

Anyone have any intel? TIA.

She's in her 40's, not 30's as the ad says, and she has barely any real teeth left. Look at the paper thin skin on her cheeks. That's due to the fatty layers of the cheek muscles gettle destroyed from sucking on something hot, for a long stretch of time. Rode hard and put away wet, by life.

**Below Me** · 11-04-20 14:59

She still has an ad on Tryst but never answers texts. Anyone else have better luck? I've seen her 3-4 times in the past, solid providor, but MIA since Covid hit in March.

**Below Me** · 11-04-20 14:55

I know there are a lot of Lexie's out there, all with different spellings, but I've yet to see a review of this one?

https://tryst.link/escort/lusciouslexie

Anyone have any intel? TIA.

**Kenal1** · 11-02-20 13:55

I've seen this one advertising for quite a while but I've never tried to connect with her. There's something about her pics that make her look a little trashy and sexy (IMO). My search for "Skylar" turned up a couple old comments but I can't tell if they're referring to the same girl or not. If you go to the "pictures" tab, it appears there's another girl with quite a belly on her and I can't figure out if that's a new photo and all the others are old, or what the heck's going on. The tattoo on the fat girl's tit looks a little similar to the tattoo on the other girl but, again, I can't quite figure out if they're one and the same or not. But if that's what she looks like now, then I'm no longer interested. Anybody have info?

https://independent.com.listcrawler....nati/55403516/

**Sweep55** · 11-02-20 12:03

Originally Posted by IdleHands1 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Simone https://vixensimone.escortbook.com/.

I have not used her service, but I do know her from working with her in another field.

She is a sweetheart and I imagine she would do everything to make sure you leave happy.

She has many costumes and wigs, you could fulfill just about any fantasy look with her.