Massage Parlor Reports

[AsianLover805]

Mondays ask for Sue

What's the rotation looking like at Nicoles? Haven't been in awhile as I kept drawing Mimi even when I asked for someone else.

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[Freedo]

I really did have high hopes too. I mean shit, I walked in with $2 and I never do that. What a waste. They need to stop cooking their stank ass food in these little buildings with no ventilation. I'm happy someone had a good time at least but I'll stick with Nicole's for now. I'v literally never had a bad time there. Never an ugly provider and never paid more than $ for FS. Oh well, toftt.

What's the rotation looking like at Nicoles? Haven't been in awhile as I kept drawing Mimi even when I asked for someone else.

[HermosaSurfer2]

Sounds like business picked up. When I went it was also early in the morning and very dead.

This usually happens though, place gets some attention and it can't handle the volume.

First time I tried this place it was a couple of years ago I guess. Same deal then; girl leads you in, disappears for 10 minutes while. She comes back in, starts a back rub that lasts about 5 minutes, she leaves the room. Repeat this cycle a few times. Fun starts, is very rushed. Pay for an hour, out in 25 minutes with the promise of "more next time baby". I tried it twice then gave it up. About a year later I saw a great review so I tried again. Same thing. Now this set of yin and yang reviews. Sounds liek business as usual with every once in a while someone gets lucky.

[AsianLover805]

I really did have high hopes too. I mean shit, I walked in with $2 and I never do that. What a waste. They need to stop cooking their stank ass food in these little buildings with no ventilation. I'm happy someone had a good time at least but I'll stick with Nicole's for now. I'v literally never had a bad time there. Never an ugly provider and never paid more than $ for FS. Oh well, toftt.

[Freedo]

Ah MAN thanks for posting this. What you experienced is pretty much what I have the 3 or 4 times I've been there. I swore off the place for a year and had seen a couple of newer reviewst that sounded pretty good and was tempted. Not after this. Sounds like things have not changed one bit.

Sounds like business picked up. When I went it was also early in the morning and very dead.

This usually happens though, place gets some attention and it can't handle the volume.

[HermosaSurfer2]

Ah MAN thanks for posting this. What you experienced is pretty much what I have the 3 or 4 times I've been there. I swore off the place for a year and had seen a couple of newer reviewst that sounded pretty good and was tempted. Not after this. Sounds like things have not changed one bit.

So I decided to try V spa out at 1970 main. Here's my endeavor. First walk in noticed the place is in shambles. It's run down and dirty. The lobby still has "Hong Kong Massage" business cards on the counter. I noticed about 6 provider permits with photos posted on the wall. All were old ugly ladies. Within 20 seconds I could hear the unmistakable sounds of a monger grunting and skin slapping. No sound deadening at all. Yup, this is the place.

I ring the little metal bell and nothing. So I ended up leaving. Came back an hour later. I hear 2 ladies talking and doors opening and shutting inside. Then the phone rings. They are busy! 3 phone calls later I ring bell. I hear rustling and Chinese talk.

Then the door opens. A very attractive girl emerges wearing a one piece skirt hiked up. She is in a total rush. I ask for 30 min and ask if she had time. Here is when it gets bad.

She tells me if yes baby just wait 5 minutes. I figure ok. She then says it'll be. 4 for the 30. She says she wants it now. Now I don't know why but I say ok and give her. 4. Then she disappeared and I hear doors shutting and moaning. I was just taken and now I'm hostage here unless I want to forfeit my $. I was duped and now forced to sit and wait. 10 minutes later and maybe 5 phone calls later a different girl come out. Thin, mid 30's and half as attractive as the other girl walks me to a dank dirty room. She doesn't leave though and stands there. Ok no problem, I'm down. Strip down and lay face down for the lamest quickest back rub ever. No attempt at all. After a 45 sec brushing of her fingers across my neck she says turn over. I notice she got horrible teeth here. She just looks at me and points to the cock and motion a HJ or FS. I say everything and this mediocre chick has the outright gawl to say 140 but did day suck no condom. Now I promptly shot that shit down. Told her. 8. As she thought I offered her 140 but for 2 girls. Agreed on 160. She shouts something out and the original girl comes in. They then proceed to jibber jabber in Chinese about the amount and start splitting the $ up there and ask for more. Ask this negotiation really took its toll. They were so rushed that they were running in and out. They then jumped out of their clothes and attractive girl promptly put a Jimmy on and started a CBJ. I was like whoa, got said no cover. They haggle started again and she agreed. So after that the uglier one stood there and kissed my nipples, which I can't stand. I ask for dfk, nope. Ask for daty, nope. Ok fine then. Start cfs with cg. Very robotic and not impressed. Still blew and attractive girl ran out right after and into another room with a waiting monger I think. Ugly girl just handed me tissue. That was it. Not impressed at all. Place smelled and have never been rushed like that. Will not repeat. YMMV.

[Pasquelo]

So I decided to try V spa out at 1970 main. Here's my endeavor. First walk in noticed the place is in shambles. It's run down and dirty. The lobby still has "Hong Kong Massage" business cards on the counter. I noticed about 6 provider permits with photos posted on the wall. All were old ugly ladies. Within 20 seconds I could hear the unmistakable sounds of a monger grunting and skin slapping. No sound deadening at all. Yup, this is the place.

I ring the little metal bell and nothing. So I ended up leaving. Came back an hour later. I hear 2 ladies talking and doors opening and shutting inside. Then the phone rings. They are busy! 3 phone calls later I ring bell. I hear rustling and Chinese talk.

Then the door opens. A very attractive girl emerges wearing a one piece skirt hiked up. She is in a total rush. I ask for 30 min and ask if she had time. Here is when it gets bad.

She tells me if yes baby just wait 5 minutes. I figure ok. She then says it'll be. 4 for the 30. She says she wants it now. Now I don't know why but I say ok and give her. 4. Then she disappeared and I hear doors shutting and moaning. I was just taken and now I'm hostage here unless I want to forfeit my $. I was duped and now forced to sit and wait. 10 minutes later and maybe 5 phone calls later a different girl come out. Thin, mid 30's and half as attractive as the other girl walks me to a dank dirty room. She doesn't leave though and stands there. Ok no problem, I'm down. Strip down and lay face down for the lamest quickest back rub ever. No attempt at all. After a 45 sec brushing of her fingers across my neck she says turn over. I notice she got horrible teeth here. She just looks at me and points to the cock and motion a HJ or FS. I say everything and this mediocre chick has the outright gawl to say 140 but did day suck no condom. Now I promptly shot that shit down. Told her. 8. As she thought I offered her 140 but for 2 girls. Agreed on 160. She shouts something out and the original girl comes in. They then proceed to jibber jabber in Chinese about the amount and start splitting the $ up there and ask for more. Ask this negotiation really took its toll. They were so rushed that they were running in and out. They then jumped out of their clothes and attractive girl promptly put a Jimmy on and started a CBJ. I was like whoa, got said no cover. They haggle started again and she agreed. So after that the uglier one stood there and kissed my nipples, which I can't stand. I ask for dfk, nope. Ask for daty, nope. Ok fine then. Start cfs with cg. Very robotic and not impressed. Still blew and attractive girl ran out right after and into another room with a waiting monger I think. Ugly girl just handed me tissue. That was it. Not impressed at all. Place smelled and have never been rushed like that. Will not repeat. YMMV.

WOW what a difference from the previous review. Not sure I want to gamble now, maybe stick with the tried and true, thanks for the warning.

[AsianLover805]

So I decided to try V spa out at 1970 main. Here's my endeavor. First walk in noticed the place is in shambles. It's run down and dirty. The lobby still has "Hong Kong Massage" business cards on the counter. I noticed about 6 provider permits with photos posted on the wall. All were old ugly ladies. Within 20 seconds I could hear the unmistakable sounds of a monger grunting and skin slapping. No sound deadening at all. Yup, this is the place.

I ring the little metal bell and nothing. So I ended up leaving. Came back an hour later. I hear 2 ladies talking and doors opening and shutting inside. Then the phone rings. They are busy! 3 phone calls later I ring bell. I hear rustling and Chinese talk.

Then the door opens. A very attractive girl emerges wearing a one piece skirt hiked up. She is in a total rush. I ask for 30 min and ask if she had time. Here is when it gets bad.

She tells me if yes baby just wait 5 minutes. I figure ok. She then says it'll be. 4 for the 30. She says she wants it now. Now I don't know why but I say ok and give her. 4. Then she disappeared and I hear doors shutting and moaning. I was just taken and now I'm hostage here unless I want to forfeit my $. I was duped and now forced to sit and wait. 10 minutes later and maybe 5 phone calls later a different girl come out. Thin, mid 30's and half as attractive as the other girl walks me to a dank dirty room. She doesn't leave though and stands there. Ok no problem, I'm down. Strip down and lay face down for the lamest quickest back rub ever. No attempt at all. After a 45 sec brushing of her fingers across my neck she says turn over. I notice she got horrible teeth here. She just looks at me and points to the cock and motion a HJ or FS. I say everything and this mediocre chick has the outright gawl to say 140 but did day suck no condom. Now I promptly shot that shit down. Told her. 8. As she thought I offered her 140 but for 2 girls. Agreed on 160. She shouts something out and the original girl comes in. They then proceed to jibber jabber in Chinese about the amount and start splitting the $ up there and ask for more. Ask this negotiation really took its toll. They were so rushed that they were running in and out. They then jumped out of their clothes and attractive girl promptly put a Jimmy on and started a CBJ. I was like whoa, got said no cover. They haggle started again and she agreed. So after that the uglier one stood there and kissed my nipples, which I can't stand. I ask for dfk, nope. Ask for daty, nope. Ok fine then. Start cfs with cg. Very robotic and not impressed. Still blew and attractive girl ran out right after and into another room with a waiting monger I think. Ugly girl just handed me tissue. That was it. Not impressed at all. Place smelled and have never been rushed like that. Will not repeat. YMMV.

[Freedo]

1970 location.

I've been here before quite a few months ago but there was only one provider, while she was attractive her attitude wasn't the best after two or so visits.

It seems they've had a name and management change. I went early in the morning hoping to get Emily. Nina was available, anywhere from late 20's to 30's, average build, 5'3, nice curves, and a pretty face.

Paid 40 for half hour. No massage just a light body rub and teasing. Flip over and we agree to $ for BBBJ and CFS. I'm sitting on the table while Nina is deep deep throating me and the door slowly opens and a younger provider steps in. Early 20's, very cute, petite but still nice tits and ass.

They're offering two girls which normally I don't pursue. She says. 5 for basically kiss and suck. She was persuasive so I agreed. Linda is LFK with me and offering her tits while Nina is doing her thing. They would alternate between ball sucking and BJ. Didn't really interact with each other too much. One negative is periodically they would wipe me with a baby wipe when they swapped.

Nina got into 69 while Linda worked the boys and to my surprise gave some very light rimming. Nina then got into RCG while Linda let me play up top, eventually climbing up to sit on my face while Nina rode me.

Nina got into doggy while Linda rubbed me from behind.

Eventually I asked Linda how much for her which came to 120 altogether. Paid it, and took the cover off. Linda started giving another great BBBJ getting into 69 while Nina worked the bottom. Linda rode me CG with Nina on my face.

Got into missionary with Linda with Nina rubbing and sucking my balls from behind. Eventually finished time was over 50 minutes and an amazing session.

Total damage was 260 for BBBJ CFS DATY for nearly an hour with two attractive women. Very good session in my book.

[Baba Ganoush]

Couldn't just say V Spa huh. 😉. Bunch of joke tellers now

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He was just bringing a little levity to the "hunt" for the perfect session.

[AsianLover805]

Couldn't just say V Spa huh. 😉. Bunch of joke tellers now

The 'Main' clue is in the 'price' (or 'year' in his prev report).

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[Jroll]

Where is this. What's the damage for these 2 girks.

The 'Main' clue is in the 'price' (or 'year' in his prev report).

[AsianLover805]

Where is this. What's the damage for these 2 girks.

Where $19.70 allows you to step through Alice's looking glass.

I went for the Jesse and Lisa show again. However this time Lisa was the main event and Jesse was the extra. A completely insane time. Crazy DFK from both, BBBJ from Lisa this time, ball sucking from Jessie while Lisa was doing me cg. It was just crazy. I have to note that cfs was only with one lady and the other was there to keep you occupied. Jesse was great at this. She DFK's, along with ball sucking, and a whole bunch of FIV; she was a blast.

The first thing to mention is that they looked good. The second is the BBBJ, and this time, a bunch of fiv, along with a bunch of three way dfk. Not with each other but with me.

Sadly, both Jesse and Lisa have moved on.

I found this out because I went back for a third time and I was met by a smiling Emily. I asked for Jesse and she said that she had left the night before and had also met her.

I was to find out that Emily is a fun time. She is also way better looking than the normal fair. Don't expect any aspect of a legit massage, but she will go for 100 for cfs. She ended up doing BBBJ which I was not expecting. So we do BBBJ and then 69, (not my thing) but since she is shorter than me I can use my finger. Then on to cfs with all sorts of positions and she was into it and vocally playful. (her english is pretty good) She did not rush at all. After a bit of the various positions we did she asked if I wanted BBBJ again. I said no as I was enjoying what we were doing. But I asked if we were ok on time. She said no problem on time. Going through the various positions I finished in the bag. After, she kept asking me if I had finished. I said yes. Then she said that she will do CIM which is why she was asking me if I wanted BBBJ again.

Obviously all of this is YMMV. I put 120 upfront.

Again, not a seamless thing about pay but just be nice and they will probably work with you.

[PlayerN818]

I think you are missing the humor. Unfortunately sarcasm doesn't travel well in the internet age.

Forgot the / s at the end. My bad.

[LaMancha]

Where $19.70 allows you to step through Alice's looking glass.

I went for the Jesse and Lisa show again. However this time Lisa was the main event and Jesse was the extra. A completely insane time. Crazy DFK from both, BBBJ from Lisa this time, ball sucking from Jessie while Lisa was doing me cg. It was just crazy. I have to note that cfs was only with one lady and the other was there to keep you occupied. Jesse was great at this. She DFK's, along with ball sucking, and a whole bunch of FIV; she was a blast.

The first thing to mention is that they looked good. The second is the BBBJ, and this time, a bunch of fiv, along with a bunch of three way dfk. Not with each other but with me.

Sadly, both Jesse and Lisa have moved on.

I found this out because I went back for a third time and I was met by a smiling Emily. I asked for Jesse and she said that she had left the night before and had also met her.

I was to find out that Emily is a fun time. She is also way better looking than the normal fair. Don't expect any aspect of a legit massage, but she will go for 100 for cfs. She ended up doing BBBJ which I was not expecting. So we do BBBJ and then 69, (not my thing) but since she is shorter than me I can use my finger. Then on to cfs with all sorts of positions and she was into it and vocally playful. (her english is pretty good) She did not rush at all. After a bit of the various positions we did she asked if I wanted BBBJ again. I said no as I was enjoying what we were doing. But I asked if we were ok on time. She said no problem on time. Going through the various positions I finished in the bag. After, she kept asking me if I had finished. I said yes. Then she said that she will do CIM which is why she was asking me if I wanted BBBJ again.

Obviously all of this is YMMV. I put 120 upfront.

Again, not a seamless thing about pay but just be nice and they will probably work with you.