Massage Parlor Reports

**BigC19** · 10-09-19 22:32

Originally Posted by Ouliksak [View Original Post]

So decided to stop to Hawaii today.

Met Paula, when she came in very talkative so so english. Tiny lady, 5'1 90 lbs. Older then 50. Old bolts on's still nice. Pretty good time. Would repeat maybe. If no other option.

How tall do you think she is? Approximated age please.

**Atyurervice** · 10-08-19 13:08

Originally Posted by LrdtRagian [View Original Post]

Don't be fooled by the new add. No table shower. Absolutely the worst massage I've ever had. Painful and she kept working hard even though I asked for softer. Not a hint of teasing and she could get me out of there fast enough. When I showed her add from stg she laughed and said noooo you wrong. Well f. F. you. DF.

I did finally try DF, and although there was a table shower and some limited teasing, it was an older provider (probably 50's), so it didn't exactly "float my boat," if you will. Interestingly, she skipped the towel altogether, even on the flip, which was a first for a non-HE place.

**LrdtRagian** · 10-05-19 13:54

Don't be fooled by the new add. No table shower. Absolutely the worst massage I've ever had. Painful and she kept working hard even though I asked for softer. Not a hint of teasing and she could get me out of there fast enough. When I showed her add from stg she laughed and said noooo you wrong. Well f. F. you. DF.

**Choose** · 10-05-19 07:33

I go to Lansing Wellness on Holmes when I want a really good massage. Her name is Emma. Her massage skills are very good. She methodically works each muscle group spending the right amount of time to relax the knots and then moves on to others. I like that she doesn't abandoned them once she works them, she keeps them relaxed with quick revisits as she works her way from your neck to your feet. As she's finishing with the feet she gives long strokes from the feet up to the neck and down the arms. Soooo good. I don't get HE, I'm too relaxed. But I do get a great massage. 65/30. Well worth it.

**Bandit1** · 10-04-19 07:03

Originally Posted by LandRover20 [View Original Post]

Bandit, did you go to NY on pickard? Did you get HE? If so, what's the magic word? They only offer me DIY.

Yes. The girl I seen there is now working at Df. Sweet talk brother.

**LandRover20** · 10-03-19 14:11

Originally Posted by Bandit1 [View Original Post]

Let's talk boobs.

I think Angie at magic has the most amazing Areolas.

I'm surprised the topic hasn't come up.

If you haven't seen hers you need to ask it is something special.

And a side note for those that like to take a ride, check out the places on Pickard in Mt Pleasant.

Nice change of scenery.

Bandit, did you go to NY on pickard? Did you get HE? If so, what's the magic word? They only offer me DIY.

**LookyBoi** · 09-30-19 09:52

Originally Posted by MidMichGeezer [View Original Post]

Stopped by last week and had a new girl. Her name is Kelly, pretty. About 5-8. Very slim, probably a pair of "A"s but enough to make a cleavage in her low cut shirt. Average massage, no real teasing but always hopeful. Anyway, I called yesterday and asked for a appointment with Kelly. Yes. I get there and new girl #2 is sitting behind the desk. I told her I have appt with Kelly so she says something and new girl #3 comes walking up from the back. Girl #2 hands girl #3 the money and walks me back to room. I said I have appt with Kelly, you're not Kelly. She says something to girl #2, whatever. I grabbed my money right out of girl #3 hands and says I'm out of here. Tired of this lying shit these Asians pull.

Problem is not every monger is on the site. They feed off the mongers that don't do their due diligence and research. They just show up and get what they get.

**Benjamin99** · 09-29-19 13:57

BoRegardHer,

I agree with you, AMP cost and non consistent quality is what keeps me away.

I think I misspoke, I was using the term ATF and I should of be using RVL Repeat Visit List, providers that are worth being seen again. ATF can rotate but at any given time it can only be one, RVL can be a few. In my book ATF is at the top of the RVL list. And I also have the On My Radar list, this is providers I want to see in the future, they might make it to the RVL or not, but there will be a review posted on the forum about each of them. Mixing all these together keeps it interesting LOL.

Ben.

Originally Posted by BoRegardHer [View Original Post]

Not disagreeing, but for some of us it's about the hunt for the gems and the variety. I don't often stay w / same one for too long even if they are great. Sometimes getting to know them too well can be a bad thing. LOL.

I simply don't do AMP's much because of the cost.

**BoRegardHer** · 09-29-19 12:31

Originally Posted by Benjamin99 [View Original Post]

MidMichGeezer,

IMHO quality escorts are a better option compared with AMPs. I might be biassed but I like American girls better. If you are looking for massage, some escorts can deliver a very good one. If you find your ATF escort, the experience will be consistent over time because you are dealing with the same person and not a business. I know some of you guys are keeping Vivianne busy after my last review, and I might regret it later, but I've heard she has very good massage techniques.

Ben.

Not disagreeing, but for some of us it's about the hunt for the gems and the variety. I don't often stay w / same one for too long even if they are great. Sometimes getting to know them too well can be a bad thing. LOL.

I simply don't do AMP's much because of the cost.

**Benjamin99** · 09-29-19 09:28

MidMichGeezer,

IMHO quality escorts are a better option compared with AMPs. I might be biassed but I like American girls better. If you are looking for massage, some escorts can deliver a very good one. If you find your ATF escort, the experience will be consistent over time because you are dealing with the same person and not a business. I know some of you guys are keeping Vivianne busy after my last review, and I might regret it later, but I've heard she has very good massage techniques.

Ben.

Originally Posted by MidMichGeezer [View Original Post]

Stopped by last week and had a new girl. Her name is Kelly, pretty. About 5-8. Very slim, probably a pair of "A"s but enough to make a cleavage in her low cut shirt. Average massage, no real teasing but always hopeful. Anyway, I called yesterday and asked for a appointment with Kelly. Yes. I get there and new girl #2 is sitting behind the desk. I told her I have appt with Kelly so she says something and new girl #3 comes walking up from the back. Girl #2 hands girl #3 the money and walks me back to room. I said I have appt with Kelly, you're not Kelly. She says something to girl #2, whatever. I grabbed my money right out of girl #3 hands and says I'm out of here. Tired of this lying shit these Asians pull.

**Choose** · 09-29-19 09:21

Originally Posted by MidMichGeezer [View Original Post]

Stopped by last week and had a new girl. Her name is Kelly, pretty. About 5-8. Very slim, probably a pair of "A"s but enough to make a cleavage in her low cut shirt. Average massage, no real teasing but always hopeful. Anyway, I called yesterday and asked for a appointment with Kelly. Yes. I get there and new girl #2 is sitting behind the desk. I told her I have appt with Kelly so she says something and new girl #3 comes walking up from the back. Girl #2 hands girl #3 the money and walks me back to room. I said I have appt with Kelly, you're not Kelly. She says something to girl #2, whatever. I grabbed my money right out of girl #3 hands and says I'm out of here. Tired of this lying shit these Asians pull.

I've had the same thing happen to me a few times. If I know the girls, I'll make an appointment in an attempt to avoid a bad massage. Then show up to be told, "Oh, she no work today. " I said, I called an hour ago, or I call last night and made an appointment with her. They say, "Oh, sorry, she no work, this girl very good. " And it'll be the very girl I'm trying to avoid. So, like you, I take the money and leave. We must set the standard.

**MidMichGeezer** · 09-29-19 08:55

Stopped by last week and had a new girl. Her name is Kelly, pretty. About 5-8. Very slim, probably a pair of "A"s but enough to make a cleavage in her low cut shirt. Average massage, no real teasing but always hopeful. Anyway, I called yesterday and asked for a appointment with Kelly. Yes. I get there and new girl #2 is sitting behind the desk. I told her I have appt with Kelly so she says something and new girl #3 comes walking up from the back. Girl #2 hands girl #3 the money and walks me back to room. I said I have appt with Kelly, you're not Kelly. She says something to girl #2, whatever. I grabbed my money right out of girl #3 hands and says I'm out of here. Tired of this lying shit these Asians pull.

**GingoBiloba** · 09-27-19 15:22

Originally Posted by PleasePal [View Original Post]

I haven't seen any reviews for some time on #7/ Goodyear site. I've had mixed experiences in a somewhat, distant past. Any positive (or otherwise) recent experiences to report?

Also, anyone been to Zen lately? Are they back to being friendly?

I appreciate any news.

I went to zen about a month ago for 30 minutes. Provider was thin probably late 40's without much of a body and wasn't very attractive. Massage was ok I guess as far as AMP standards go. We finished with a somewhat mechanical HE and a little prostate stimulation. I believe she asked for a 20 dollar tip to do the deed but I went with 40 for the extra work plus the original 30 minute fee which I'm drawing a blank on now.

I probably would not go back unless it was in a pinch and the other places were too busy.

**Bandit1** · 09-26-19 20:10

Originally Posted by Choose [View Original Post]

Provider was 5' quite chesty, small frame, very pretty. Massage was lousy. Mostly just mechanically caressing my butt and thighs with some light brushing between the thighs. The flip was more of the same with lots of contact but no HE not into it at all. I can't see going back as I was quite bored. 65/10.

Same here. The girl I had worked at 808 and I seen her at Asian spa on Pennsylvania. A bunch of ball rubbing and no HE. I am very disappointed.

**Choose** · 09-26-19 17:29

Provider was 5' quite chesty, small frame, very pretty. Massage was lousy. Mostly just mechanically caressing my butt and thighs with some light brushing between the thighs. The flip was more of the same with lots of contact but no HE not into it at all. I can't see going back as I was quite bored. 65/10.