Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #4025]

Thanks for the post! Eastern zen is a joke. Not good massage and huge upswell for DIY. Save your money.

Other one near cavenaugh. Was there once years ago. Was ok. Was pretty legit at the time and DIY but at the time I went there they had just opened business so maybe just cautious? I called the other day. They were pleasant on phone and were taking appointments.

I can add. Wellness on south cedar is open but busy. I would schedule but call to confirm before heading there. Or roll the dice and walk-in and steal some other guy's appointment (happened to me there). Bird in the hand is worth.

DF on lake lansing / hagadorn is open. Good massage, very light teasing. Will help with DIY.

Magic is by far most dependable but not open and I lost contact with Angie whom I was texting with during Covid. Not sure if / when they will open.

Lucky in Jackson is the best bet and worth the drive if you have the time. Has been years since I visited. But Mikki takes up residence there, and I hear Hanna is just as good / better. Can't ho wrong there.

J.

JP thanks for filling in the additional details; most of which I agree with / attest to. I've not been to Pennsylvania and Cavanaugh but understand it to be as you described. Good added info. Thanks #4025.

[Jp1225]

I was in the neighborhood of several of our local AMPs on Saturday morning (9:30 - 10:00 ish) so I drove by a few and here is what I saw:

AMP. S. Pennsylvania near Cavanaugh. Open light was on.

Eastern Zen on Pennsylvania near McClaren. Spoke with massage therapist that was enjoying a cigarette and coffee in the parking lot near their back door. She was cute and slender maybe 30 ish; she was friendly and told me to call for an appointment (I had been out for a run and needed a shower before partaking); and then I asked her if they were doing anything 'special' (I meant masks and COVID-19 related, but I think she thought I was trying to ask specifics about services / sex) and she immediately stepped back as if I was being too invasive; though she still told me to call for an appointment; she said 50 for hhr and 70 for hr.

Lansing Wellness on Holmes. No open light, but it was before 10 am.

Lansing Accupressure on Holmes. Drove past the back entrance; a Lexus SUV was parked in back and the door to the spa was open a crack and there was signage about the governor and having to wear a mask; I'd say they are open but I did not talk with anyone.

Magic Touch on Waverly. Not open and the sign on the door is left over from the early stages of COVID-19; hopefully they will be reopening.

Hopefully this is helpful. Take care and stay safe -#4025.

Thanks for the post! Eastern zen is a joke. Not good massage and huge upswell for DIY. Save your money.

Other one near cavenaugh. Was there once years ago. Was ok. Was pretty legit at the time and DIY but at the time I went there they had just opened business so maybe just cautious? I called the other day. They were pleasant on phone and were taking appointments.

I can add. Wellness on south cedar is open but busy. I would schedule but call to confirm before heading there. Or roll the dice and walk-in and steal some other guy's appointment (happened to me there). Bird in the hand is worth.

DF on lake lansing / hagadorn is open. Good massage, very light teasing. Will help with DIY.

Magic is by far most dependable but not open and I lost contact with Angie whom I was texting with during Covid. Not sure if / when they will open.

Lucky in Jackson is the best bet and worth the drive if you have the time. Has been years since I visited. But Mikki takes up residence there, and I hear Hanna is just as good / better. Can't ho wrong there.

J.

[Member #4025]

I was in the neighborhood of several of our local AMPs on Saturday morning (9:30 - 10:00 ish) so I drove by a few and here is what I saw:

AMP. S. Pennsylvania near Cavanaugh. Open light was on.

Eastern Zen on Pennsylvania near McClaren. Spoke with massage therapist that was enjoying a cigarette and coffee in the parking lot near their back door. She was cute and slender maybe 30 ish; she was friendly and told me to call for an appointment (I had been out for a run and needed a shower before partaking); and then I asked her if they were doing anything 'special' (I meant masks and COVID-19 related, but I think she thought I was trying to ask specifics about services / sex) and she immediately stepped back as if I was being too invasive; though she still told me to call for an appointment; she said 50 for hhr and 70 for hr.

Lansing Wellness on Holmes. No open light, but it was before 10 am.

Lansing Accupressure on Holmes. Drove past the back entrance; a Lexus SUV was parked in back and the door to the spa was open a crack and there was signage about the governor and having to wear a mask; I'd say they are open but I did not talk with anyone.

Magic Touch on Waverly. Not open and the sign on the door is left over from the early stages of COVID-19; hopefully they will be reopening.

Hopefully this is helpful. Take care and stay safe -#4025.

[Member #4025]

She's legit. Massage sucks, but that pic doesn't do her justice. Her face is really cute, she's short small B's and a booty that could take down a ship. 75 for massage and HJ, covered BJ and FS is 1. 4 or something. She said she only takes one session per day and the more persistent you are the less likely she'll see you, she seems like she gets spooked easy. But she's really cute though.

SJA. Thanks for the intel; I think I will continue to try to connect with her, but also try to not be too persistent. I've been drawn to her picture; maybe because it is just a head shot without being overly explicit. I will report back if I'm able to see her. #4025.

[Gcd02]

You have to be crazy to let them spray Lysol on you, that stuff is made for surfaces only, who knows what effect it will have on your skin. Good luck I hope does t do any damage

Actually Lysol was invented as a spermicidal douching liquid. Eeck.

[SteveJohnAss]

Just wondering about this gal; she posts at least every other day and it is a simple ad. Anyway, I've tried to call and text her several times this week to set something up; no replies to text and can't leave a voice mail message because her inbox has not been set up. I will probably stop trying, but thought I'd see if any of you all could shed any light on her. Thanks, #4025.

https://lansing.skipthegames.com/mas...5/003542318145

She's legit. Massage sucks, but that pic doesn't do her justice. Her face is really cute, she's short small B's and a booty that could take down a ship. 75 for massage and HJ, covered BJ and FS is 1. 4 or something. She said she only takes one session per day and the more persistent you are the less likely she'll see you, she seems like she gets spooked easy. But she's really cute though.

[Member #4025]

Just wondering about this gal; she posts at least every other day and it is a simple ad. Anyway, I've tried to call and text her several times this week to set something up; no replies to text and can't leave a voice mail message because her inbox has not been set up. I will probably stop trying, but thought I'd see if any of you all could shed any light on her. Thanks, #4025.

https://lansing.skipthegames.com/mas...5/003542318145

[Berrs]

You have to be crazy to let them spray Lysol on you, that stuff is made for surfaces only, who knows what effect it will have on your skin. Good luck I hope does t do any damage!

Seemed to mostly be on my clothes so that's good at least, maybe it was some sort of special sanitizing thing and it wasn't the hard cleaner? The can 100% said lysol on it though.

[Boomstick25]

You have to be crazy to let them spray Lysol on you, that stuff is made for surfaces only, who knows what effect it will have on your skin. Good luck I hope does t do any damage!

I was not sprayed with Lysol there. They just gave me some hand sanitizer and I wore a mask until I got into the room.

[GMan25]

Never been to an AMP, what should I expect, how does it work and what am I looking to spend?

Thanks for the help.

Walk in, but speak in a hushed tone as if in the library. Some dude is probably in a room, and they (including the workers) don't want to hear you talking. Ask if they can see you now for 1 hour?

Or, call ahead but, pre-determined appointments are usually worthless. They will take whoever walks in and not turn them away in case the appt. No-shows.

Call 5 minutes ahead, right before you go in, and ask if they are busy, or if you can come right away. They may say, 30 minutes or 60 minutes come.

Most AMPs in the area charge $60 for 1 hour, but you may stumble across charges of $70 or $80.

Extras L1 $40-$50/ L2 $75-$100/ FS $100-$140.

Try to never pay more than the ceiling I provided. Resist the urge when your dick is throbbing to her suckered you into over paying. Lansing, Jackson, Kalamazoo are all good places.

Good luck, and please share your experiences with the rest of us.

[Shoeless1951]

Went to the Lansing Wellness on cedar today, when I walked in the first thing they did was put a mask on me, spray me from the neck down with a can of lysol and then took my temp on my wrist with a thermometer. Every lady in there was wearing a mask and my masseuse kept hers on for the entirety of the massage. Obviously this is only one place and I can't say anything about the other spots around town but that should give you an idea.

You have to be crazy to let them spray Lysol on you, that stuff is made for surfaces only, who knows what effect it will have on your skin. Good luck I hope does t do any damage!

[Galaxie]

Never been to an AMP, what should I expect, how does it work and what am I looking to spend?

Thanks for the help.

[Bandit1]

Not sure I was going off what others have reported. Did you go into Lansing Accu?

Hawaii is open.

[ChanceTaker]

Was their Open sign on? Swung by Lansing Accu after 5 and their light was on.

Not sure I was going off what others have reported. Did you go into Lansing Accu?

[The Darq Ryder]

Anyone know if the islands is back open? Reports of the lights on but no answer. Any details would be appreciated.

Was their Open sign on? Swung by Lansing Accu after 5 and their light was on.