Massage Parlor Reports

**Moonglow913** · 08-24-20 11:52

Originally Posted by MrHandy [View Original Post]

Pretty straight forward. When you get to the spa the mamasan will want the room rental fee up front. Pay for your hour or half hour as you decide. One of the girls will take you back to the room, and will tell you that she will be back in a few minutes. While she is gone, get naked and lay face down on the table. You can move the towel off the table before you lay down, you won't be needing it. The girl will eventually come back. Likely she will do a quick soft touch rubbing of her fingers over your ass and back. She is testing the waters. You can let her know you like this by telling her that it feels good, or making the appropriate noises. She may ask if you have been here before. The answer to this question is always yes. If she want's to know who you saw last, give her a name, or make up one if you don't know. Mimi or Sandy or whatever, doesn't matter. During the massage let your arms dangle off the table and make contact with her lower leg when she walks by. If she doesn't pull away (she won't if you're at any of the places which have good reviews) then things are going well. She will likely brush up against your junk at some point during the massage. Do the same thing as before, let her know you like it. On the flip, if things have gone smoothly, she will know what you want. Most of the time they don't mind if your hands roam during the ending. If you go somewhere she doesn't like, she will let you know by pulling away. Give direction as necessary. After you've been in a few times she will remember you and this little song and dance will no longer be necessary. After the ending, she will leave the room again. This is a good time to get your tip ready. Some of them like to take the tip in the room, others want it at the front desk. Try to keep the tip reasonable so you don't end up jacking up the price for the rest of us. $40-$50 is usually sufficient for a HE.

Your approach can be a bit more direct. Simply be up front about why you are there and what you are willing to tip. I'll get undress and instead of laying down will sit on edge of table and wait for MP. When she comes in I'll point to the $ on the stand and say something like "I hate games, I am looking for (fill in the blank, usually for me its everything)." Throw in a few compliments and be respectful. Given you are naked and I assume with a hard on and explicit about what you want, they are immediately comfortable and willing to engage. Really makes the shower time a blast. No wasted time getting to the fun stuff or going through all the BS.

**MrHandy** · 08-20-20 17:32

Originally Posted by DonMega28 [View Original Post]

Can you PM some more details? Never been to a spa so don't know how to go about it.

Pretty straight forward. When you get to the spa the mamasan will want the room rental fee up front. Pay for your hour or half hour as you decide. One of the girls will take you back to the room, and will tell you that she will be back in a few minutes. While she is gone, get naked and lay face down on the table. You can move the towel off the table before you lay down, you won't be needing it. The girl will eventually come back. Likely she will do a quick soft touch rubbing of her fingers over your ass and back. She is testing the waters. You can let her know you like this by telling her that it feels good, or making the appropriate noises. She may ask if you have been here before. The answer to this question is always yes. If she want's to know who you saw last, give her a name, or make up one if you don't know. Mimi or Sandy or whatever, doesn't matter. During the massage let your arms dangle off the table and make contact with her lower leg when she walks by. If she doesn't pull away (she won't if you're at any of the places which have good reviews) then things are going well. She will likely brush up against your junk at some point during the massage. Do the same thing as before, let her know you like it. On the flip, if things have gone smoothly, she will know what you want. Most of the time they don't mind if your hands roam during the ending. If you go somewhere she doesn't like, she will let you know by pulling away. Give direction as necessary. After you've been in a few times she will remember you and this little song and dance will no longer be necessary. After the ending, she will leave the room again. This is a good time to get your tip ready. Some of them like to take the tip in the room, others want it at the front desk. Try to keep the tip reasonable so you don't end up jacking up the price for the rest of us. $40-$50 is usually sufficient for a HE.

**DonMega28** · 08-18-20 00:56

Originally Posted by MrHandy [View Original Post]

Had a session with Monica recently at Wellness on Cedar. Massage was pretty good even with the gloves on. Plenty of teasing during the massage. On the flip took direction well, nice and slow how I like it. No rush at all. Strong finish. Left happy. OTC roaming was allowed. If this keeps up she could be a replacement for Magic if they never reopen. My opinion.

Can you PM some more details? Never been to a spa so don't know how to go about it.

**Pastalover29** · 08-17-20 15:02

I don't want to indulge too much info and ruin things, but I will say I have visited DF recently and was able to get more than a DIY. Some teasing, roaming and a good finish. So YMMV regarding what's on the menu there.

**MrHandy** · 08-15-20 10:40

Had a session with Monica recently at Wellness on Cedar. Massage was pretty good even with the gloves on. Plenty of teasing during the massage. On the flip took direction well, nice and slow how I like it. No rush at all. Strong finish. Left happy. OTC roaming was allowed. If this keeps up she could be a replacement for Magic if they never reopen. My opinion.

**PleasePal** · 08-13-20 23:28

Originally Posted by MrHandy [View Original Post]

I went there last week. They had an older lady answer the door. Didn't seem to have a mask requirement. Anyway, I thought it was the mama, but when I asked if there were other girls available she said no. I didn't really want to have someone who looked like my grandma give me a massage, so I bolted. The river is running pretty dry right now.

Thanks, "MrHandy. " Your info lived up to your name.

P.S. Sounds like the door greeter needed a full face mask.

**ChanceTaker** · 08-13-20 11:57

Anyone been to these places lately? Any update on talent?

**KingAdam** · 08-12-20 18:54

So with all that going on I decided to take a gamble on Eastern zen on Penn and to my surprise the young lady was very attractive at least by AMP standards.

I didn't catch her name but she was tall at least 5'7" and slim and wore a mask the entire time and also made me wear mine as well. I donated. 70 for the hour & . 60 for the.

Release. As for the service that is where the fun stopped. Although she had a decent personality she was pretty much "fuck you" pay me when it came to asking for options.

I was in and out in under 45 min but paid for an hour mostly due to the interruptions of other patrons showing up, which spoiled a lack luster massage.

- The King.

**MrHandy** · 08-12-20 18:18

Originally Posted by PleasePal [View Original Post]

Anyone visited LA in Portlandia lately? If so, please comment on their COVID-19 precautions. Anyone seen Yumi, there?

Your intel and help is always appreciated. (PM if you want.).

I went there last week. They had an older lady answer the door. Didn't seem to have a mask requirement. Anyway, I thought it was the mama, but when I asked if there were other girls available she said no. I didn't really want to have someone who looked like my grandma give me a massage, so I bolted. The river is running pretty dry right now.

**PleasePal** · 08-12-20 00:34

Anyone visited LA in Portlandia lately? If so, please comment on their COVID-19 precautions. Anyone seen Yumi, there?

Your intel and help is always appreciated. (PM if you want.).

**BoyBear** · 08-10-20 12:57

So I've been a good boy since COVID showed up. Read a little about how Wellness was handling things after they reopened. Seemed like they ran a pretty "clean" operation so assumed risk there would be minimized. Called both locations and neither were busy. Decided on Cedar because they had 3 ladies working. Knew Jessica from last time visit (late 2019) so asked to hold spot open as I was on my way. Arrived early and walked in. All three masked gals were in the lobby. Difficult to recognize who was new or carryover from pre- closure (though one smallish, darker haired beauty caught my eye. Name anyone? They temp. Scan me and Jessica walks me to back room. Pay for hour and she leaves for a couple minutes. Comes back gloved and asks that my mask stay on throughout. Not sure how heavily they enforce this but I was more than fine with it. Paid for an hour. Was shorted 10 minutes but actually it didn't feel like it. Massage was just average but lots of teasing kept my attention. If you need further details, PM me. Would return. Milfdiver.

**Shoeless1951** · 07-28-20 22:31

Drove by Akoya today and noticed that it appeared they were open again, I called to confirm it and Mary confirmed it and said that you have to call for an appointment, so I made an appointment and came back later on. Once inside they take your temp, spray your shoes and give you hand sanitizer. Both of the girls that I saw were wearing face masks and face shields. Overall it was same type of massage that they have been doing for years, lots of teasing and diy.

**Jp1225** · 07-23-20 17:45

Originally Posted by Berrs [View Original Post]

That is exactly why I didn't post anything about her LOL. Only got to visit once, but man was it a fine visit. Such an attractive lady.

Same thing happened with an independent provider. I divulged too much intel. Lost that one forever too. So there is no benefit to sharing info on good providers here, only the bad ones. Because who cares if they leave the business as they suck (in a bad way) anyway.

Lesson learned. So all you guys who ask where the good fishing holes are. Good luck. Go find them for yourself.

**Berrs** · 07-23-20 15:17

Originally Posted by Jp1225 [View Original Post]

In the spirit of sharing intel, thinking we are helping each other out, we are also exposing others (and ourselves). Owners and / or other customers see these posts and rat you out. Especially at places that are otherwise legit or d. I. why. They do not tolerate the sheep that strays from the heard. They cut her loose.

I'm done posting information on gems. Keeping a tight lip for now on.

Good luck finding your own diamonds. When you do, keep them.

That is exactly why I didn't post anything about her LOL. Only got to visit once, but man was it a fine visit. Such an attractive lady.

**The Darq Ryder** · 07-23-20 12:47

Originally Posted by Jp1225 [View Original Post]

In the spirit of sharing intel, thinking we are helping each other out, we are also exposing others (and ourselves). Owners and / or other customers see these posts and rat you out. Especially at places that are otherwise legit or d. I. why. They do not tolerate the sheep that strays from the heard. They cut her loose.

I'm done posting information on gems. Keeping a tight lip for now on.

Good luck finding your own diamonds. When you do, keep them.

If I have an above board encounter and I'm able to get a name, then I reserve that for a direct DM to another Senior member. I really avoid trying to put everything out there because everyone can see it, and this puts that business at risk. Along with other visitors. So, tell us if the visit was useful, but save the extra stuff for a DM.