Massage Parlor Reports

[TwistedBrother]

Another good visit at L.A. Spa. Anna was busy when I got there and I didn't want to see Penny, so I came back 30 min. later. She gave good GFE again with basically the same stuff I said before. It's always good if you can get to know em, which is why YMMV most of the time.

[Ad Tex]

Hi,

I am traveling to Lansing next week on business and would like to visit the Hawaii Spa which has numerous reports here. Any recommendations, advice, tips for visiting? Am I at a disadvantage being an unknown when I walk in the door?

Thanks!

[TwistedBrother]

Now that my digs are in the LAN, I can visit my fave spots more, as long as the $ hold out. Going broke via AMPing ... what a concept ...

Anyway, had a groovy time with Anna at LA Spa last night. 2nd time I've seen her (see 5/1 report in Portland). I had a mediocre time with Penny last time there, with Anna being busy (that I didn't report; was probably in June), so I was very glad Anna was available.

We all know YMMV, but the strange experience last time, lots of charm and good will this time, and I think I'm maxing out this girl. It was GFE from the get-go, with her jumping in the shower with me (standup shower; they lack TS), with lots of fun mutual washing.

There was no real massage, which I guess was ok this time because I didn't really ask for one. She started with some light stuff and crawled on the table and started using her tongue. A nice AR session followed. After a bit, we switched and I showed her how to really do it. It was funny, because at first she was putting on a bit of a show about getting off, then it was real (the involuntary spasms are a giveaway).

She got back on top and let me suck her little bees for a bit while she recovered down there, then she started into CG, then MP. To this point, we'd done some light kissing, but I managed to charm my way into some DFK ("I dont' do that with anyone," she said). When my lack of finishing power kicked in, I withdrew, unsheathed and she jacked it on her belly just above her landing strip. Nice.

This girl can be a hustler and kinda mechanical if she doesn't know you. She likes to tease me (done this twice) about paying $$ tip on top of door - which seems to be the going rate on average in Lansing now. But I give her the look and she tells me I'm ok at $.5 (which is still high). Showering w/her, AR, DFK, etc., make it worthwhile, I guess.

She still isn't up on my list with Penny of Bay City or Hanna of Jackson ... well, maybe with Penny now.

p.s. I know this is Portland report on Lansing board, but we need to merge these together. It's basically a Lansing-area spa and Portland doesn't deserve a thread just for one place.

[TwistedBrother]

Went back to Hawaii for first time in a while the other day and was happy to see Sandy again. Last time I went there, she was on vacation. It wound up being a bit of a strange visit, though.

Got there about 11 p.m. or so. I think Mamasan recognized me, but she's not as nice anymore. Had a long wait after asking for Sandy. Probably had to wake her up. Also long waits before TS, after TS. Sandy seemed glad to see me and recognized me by name. I've seen her 3-4 times before. TS was above average.

Although I was glad to see her and get her, I didn't feel quite as close to her as in past and the reverse seemed true. She gave me a fairly long massage, but that's not her strong suit. Finally she laid down next to me. There was some GFE, but not quite like before. Then I gave her a bit of a massage. The little head got a little too excited and tried to make a too-early entry, which made her mad a little. Then after we got into some heavy MP, I couldn't quite finish the job and had to get HR while DATY. During that time, the mamasan called "Time," which she has started doing the last few times I've been there. She's getting to be a real clock watcher.

So, all in all, it wasn't the sweet experience Sandy has been before, though not necessarily her fault. I was also a bit on the grungey side, which the TS somewhat took care of, but not completely. She could tell I was kind of disappointed and we had some awkward words, but I tried to smooth it over.

I may not go back. Part of it is I just like Penny in Bay City and Hanna in Jackson better now. Sandy's really good looking, but ... I dunno ...

Anyway, I donated 1.6, which was probably too high, but I sensed a hassle if I went much lower and I wasn't up for that.

[Fish N Chicks]

Just made a trip to Mich. my old stomping grouds its been ten years.

Jumped on the board and heard about, Hawaii . I was verrrry happy I stopped, took care of all my buggered up joints before making the long trip back. Guy's 4 out of 5 stars, they could have had 5 stars but the prices were a bit of a bump. great service, KICK-N body, and no rush.

Well, I also tried Hawaii this past weekend, at the end of a trip where I also went to LA Spa (see other post coming), and I, too, was disappointed.

[TwistedBrother]

Check out my review of L.A. Spa on the Portland thread on this Lansing section. LA is definitely better than Hawaii right now. I was at both in period of four days. We should all dump Hawaii and hit LA. Hell, they're only 15 minutes apart.

[TwistedBrother]

Well, I also tried Hawaii this past weekend, at the end of a trip where I also went to LA Spa (see other post coming), and I, too, was disappointed.

Sandy, who many of us liked, is on vacation. Same mamasan and little terrier dog, but some different girls, maybe. I'd never seen anyone but Sandy in the 3-4 times I've gone in the last year, so I can't compare well, but ...

Anyway, that was the first thing I did, is ask for Sandy. Mamasan definitely remembered me. Usually if that's the case and a girl is gone, she makes sure you get a good girl. It was late and instead of offering me the choice, she said "half-hour $40," which I thought she did because it was late, but not the case ...

I got "Young," who was decent-looking, but I could immediately tell was no Sandy. I tried to be nice, friend, complimentary, etc., like I usually am, but it was hard to help but think this was going to turn out great. The bar was set high with Sandy. TS was ok, but not much attention to nethers.

I had decided I was going to lay down 1.4, which is high, but not incredibly high. For better or worse, I said "This is what I give Sandy." She took it with kind of an odd look on her face, but she took it.

I got CFS, CBJ, a little bit of rimming I asked for ... but she occasionally complained and I never felt truly comfortable like with Sandy. I had a hard time getting there and the mamasan started making a ruckus, which really ticked me off. I'd barely been there 30, if that. At one point, before I finally "finished," she made some comment about $20 more. Yet here she was having insisted on 30 min in the first place.

Came to find out from Young that mamasan was trying only to make 30 min sessions because she was a girl short. But there were still 2 or 3 girls there and it was after 12 on Sunday night. Come on.

Young was a little embarrassed about the mamasan. It was kind of strange because she was half saying that I should have paid more, and kind of miffed herself, but at the same time kind of apologetic. I told her the service had gone downhill and people were going to hear about it.

I probably would have rated it an average experience, but like I said, Sandy had set the bar high and GFEs were the norm with her. I won't go back for awhile, if ever.

[Big Hick]

Decided to finally get back there, and was upsold big time. cbbjcim and daty for
$2. On top of the house fee, too! Biggest bunch of crock I got was because I happen to be well hung, Yung (watch out for this one) didn't want to do FS for anything less than $$ and didn't want to damage herself riding a big one. Either there are a lot of guys with small ones going in there, or these old ladies are just too old to handle it anymore. While i was there it was pretty busy (Friday afternoon) and they only had Yung and another girl, didn't get to see what she looked like though. So enjoy Hawaii fellas, I was a little too insulted to be going back anymore.

I have to second Darq Ryder. I was there in April and the service sucked. Ended up with a HJ only and she bitched the entire time about how long I took.

It's sorta difficult to get into it when the provider is making noise the entire time. I'm done with that place.

[King #1]

Is this true? The Hawaii Spa building is up for sale? Bummer. I don't get to that area very often, but it was nice knowing it was there.

[TwistedBrother]

I stopped doing the AMPs around Lansing because it was getting so the service was over priced and bad. It all started going down hill when the AMP closed in Grandledge.
You can find better prices and better service in Flint.
I think that is because Flint almont has a AMP on every street corner.
If we stop going ahead and spending the money the the AMP around Lansing the prices should go down and or the services should get better.
You also have to dicker with the girls in the AMPs and don't be afraid to walk out with no extra services. Most times the girl will give in on price.

Didn't even know there WERE AMPs in Flint ... don't think the Flint board mentions em, or at least not much. Hope to hear more about this! It would be nice if you posted some of them somewhere. Bay City has a couple ok ones, but didn't know about Flint.

A monger posted this on the Flint forum in 6/2006

"You wont find much in Flint any more. I heard there is a couple up on M13 by Bay City but havent experienced them. Hawaii is good on west side of Lansing off 69 or M1 in Redford."

I haven't been through Flint often enough myself to do research through driving, newspaper, phone book, whatever ... I've cruised for SW, but that's about it.

[TwistedBrother]

Decided to finally get back there, and was upsold big time. cbbjcim and daty for
$2. ....

Wow, sorry to hear bad experience ... wonder if new mamasan or what. I used to see Sandy a few times over the winter. I think it was more like $1.6 on top of fee ... Haven't been since Feb., though (I don't think).

[Waxon1]

I stopped doing the AMPs around Lansing because it was getting so the service was over priced and bad. It all started going down hill when the AMP closed in Grandledge.
You can find better prices and better service in Flint.
I think that is because Flint almont has a AMP on every street corner.
If we stop going ahead and spending the money the the AMP around Lansing the prices should go down and or the services should get better.
You also have to dicker with the girls in the AMPs and don't be afraid to walk out with no extra services. Most times the girl will give in on price.

[The Darq Ryder]

Well, unless there's really been some changes, you might have just gotten unlucky or someone didn't know you. As recently as last month got FS from girl close to 30. If you look at some of the posts, you can pick up some of the names and know who to ask for. ... of course, maybe things really HAVE changed ... it can happen quickly.

Decided to finally get back there, and was upsold big time. cbbjcim and daty for
$2. On top of the house fee, too! Biggest bunch of crock I got was because I happen to be well hung, Yung (watch out for this one) didn't want to do FS for anything less than $$ and didn't want to damage herself riding a big one. Either there are a lot of guys with small ones going in there, or these old ladies are just too old to handle it anymore. While i was there it was pretty busy (Friday afternoon) and they only had Yung and another girl, didn't get to see what she looked like though. So enjoy Hawaii fellas, I was a little too insulted to be going back anymore.

[Flint69]

Your better off going anywhere but the velvet touch, biggest fippoff in town, always has been.

[TwistedBrother]

It's amazing they've stayed going with that pathetic service ... man, I was taken there for my so-called batchelor's party 23 years ago (!!!) and it was the same back THEN!

The Velvet Touch near Portland (off 98A of I-96) is still open and still has women.

However...

Velvet Touch salons are nothing but utter rip-offs. All you get is an overpriced handjob. Nothing more. If you really want a good time, just drive a few more miles down the road and hit Hawaii Spa instead. You'll get more bang for your bucks. Literally.