Massage Parlor Reports

[Msuhoops]

Jay no longer works for Lansing acupuncture. Mama said she quit. Only 1 girl on staff with 2 guys waiting to be served so I left.

[Calvin77]

Recent visit with maybe a 40 something gal? Average build with maybe B cups, and an average face. I cannot remember her name, though. Perhaps, someone who isn't such a newbie there can help me with that from description? I was nervous since it had been about ten years since I'd been there. Nothing much had changed about the place. I wanted an hour visit with no table shower, but the girl said I had to have a table shower if I wanted an hour. I don't get that, maybe wanted to be sure I was clean even though I went in the bathroom to freshen up first thing. I hate table showers. I don't know where that sponge has been before me, but I went ahead with it anyway. Massage was nice, with much teasing and mutual touching allowed. On the flip she asked me what I wanted. I was just in the mood for a HJ for which I paid an additional 40. She did a good job making me think she was enjoying it and kind of rocked on my FIV at the same time and was pretty wet. After finishing and cleanup I was still on the table and she said you are a very smart boy! I asked what she meant, and she pointed to my still erect member and said,"see, it is still smart!" I got a kick out of that. Must be a Korean transliterated idiom.

[Dadada]

As we all know these things can change and Sandy has been there a long time. But I was told she is gone for good. Too bad, I found her to be a great time. Reminded me of that blonde Asian porn star from a few years back.

Oh no! I was just thinking it had been too long since I'd seen her.

[Moonglow913]

I am posting as a senior with secondary name for identity reasons.

Saw Jay yesterday after the amazing reviews. I have a different slant on her and that's why I wanted to post this. I made a morning appointment at 10:15 am with Jay. This was my first visit here. She is decent looking and friendly but our chemistry just wasn't there.

After being lead to the room she asked what I wanted, the one hour or half hour. I handed her 160 to eliminate any doubt why I was there. She asked me if I wanted a shower which I agreed to. I must say, I have never had a more complete table shower in all my life. You'd think I stunk from working on a pig farm all day. I am always clean and shower prior to coming for massage. She kept all her clothes on throughout the ts and touching really wasn't welcomed. It's like she did not want to get wet or soap suds on her. Other than her going "washy washy" and humming her darn song, no extras were offered or suggested while there.

Back to the room we went. No massage, which was ok with me. She took all her clothes off then gave a BBBJ which was mechanical and mediocre at best. I was allowed to freely touch at this point. The song humming drove me nutz. Everything from her smile, sucking, talking, moaning of orgasmic wonders all seemed way to fake for me. Lots of eye contact which I normally like but she gave this big eyed, googly face like she worked for the Mickey Mouse club. She did most what I wanted and I think she tried to please me, it's just that it all came across way to fake for me. We did BBFS, BBBJ, kissing, DATY, misc, cg. She gave no mention to use protection and I just went with it.

I won't return, we just did not "click" and I can't blame it on her. GFE for sure for those interested.

I guess I had the name wrong (I posted under Jade a few posts back) and it sounds like we had quite different experiences. From your review I can't believe it is a different person. Specially the singing in the shower room. I guess it comes down to chemistry (and we all have had those experiences. Read great reviews but it just doesn't work when it is your turn). I'm sure like everyone they have their off days (and good). Like I reported. It wasn't the hot and heavy type of session but a nice change of pace. Light and fun. When things did heat up I'm pretty sure she wasn't faking (then do we ever really know) and I found her oral skills to be great. I would still recommend based on my experience with her and I'll try to stop by again and see what kind of time she shows me for round two. One man's dream is another's "Not so much."

[Asianplvr]

I am posting as a senior with secondary name for identity reasons.

Saw Jay yesterday after the amazing reviews. I have a different slant on her and that's why I wanted to post this. I made a morning appointment at 10:15 am with Jay. This was my first visit here. She is decent looking and friendly but our chemistry just wasn't there.

After being lead to the room she asked what I wanted, the one hour or half hour. I handed her 160 to eliminate any doubt why I was there. She asked me if I wanted a shower which I agreed to. I must say, I have never had a more complete table shower in all my life. You'd think I stunk from working on a pig farm all day. I am always clean and shower prior to coming for massage. She kept all her clothes on throughout the ts and touching really wasn't welcomed. It's like she did not want to get wet or soap suds on her. Other than her going "washy washy" and humming her darn song, no extras were offered or suggested while there.

Back to the room we went. No massage, which was ok with me. She took all her clothes off then gave a BBBJ which was mechanical and mediocre at best. I was allowed to freely touch at this point. The song humming drove me nutz. Everything from her smile, sucking, talking, moaning of orgasmic wonders all seemed way to fake for me. Lots of eye contact which I normally like but she gave this big eyed, googly face like she worked for the Mickey Mouse club. She did most what I wanted and I think she tried to please me, it's just that it all came across way to fake for me. We did BBFS, BBBJ, kissing, DATY, misc, cg. She gave no mention to use protection and I just went with it.

I won't return, we just did not "click" and I can't blame it on her. GFE for sure for those interested.

[Alwazvice]

60 is no big deal. My hottest female friend is over 60 and her body is the envy of most of her friends in their 30s and 40s. I think it's good genetics.

She really does make the AMP experience an unforgettable one. Its just like hanging out with an old friend. I do think she might be over 60. Thats fine. She's in amazing shape. I really think she likes having old friends stop in and show her how much you appreciate her and remember her. She's pretty much dedicated her life to the profession and she seems to take great pride in providing good customer service. I just wish the place wasn't such a dump.

I wonder if anyone likes the new girl that took over for Sandy? I liked her too.

[LookingForLefty]

So, having a good reason to be in Lansing today, and having to drive right past on my way home, I decided to stop at Hawaii and see if Mikki was available. It's been probably 25 years since I've been in there, which they found hard to believe. My first time with Mikki.

Suffice it to say, everything good anyone has ever said about her is true, and was proven to be today. I selected the hour, and got nearly every minute of my time with her. The time I waited for her to finish with one client and clean up before starting my session was not included in the hour. She's crazy, funny, sweet, sexy, has an amazing body, and an amazing ability to make a man feel like a real man. I can see why you guys keep going back.

I am rarely up that direction, so it is likely this will be my one time ever with her; I'm glad I got the chance to spend an hour with the legend.

She really does make the AMP experience an unforgettable one. Its just like hanging out with an old friend. I do think she might be over 60. Thats fine. She's in amazing shape. I really think she likes having old friends stop in and show her how much you appreciate her and remember her. She's pretty much dedicated her life to the profession and she seems to take great pride in providing good customer service. I just wish the place wasn't such a dump.

I wonder if anyone likes the new girl that took over for Sandy? I liked her too.

[Alwazvice]

So, having a good reason to be in Lansing today, and having to drive right past on my way home, I decided to stop at Hawaii and see if Mikki was available. It's been probably 25 years since I've been in there, which they found hard to believe. My first time with Mikki.

Suffice it to say, everything good anyone has ever said about her is true, and was proven to be today. I selected the hour, and got nearly every minute of my time with her. The time I waited for her to finish with one client and clean up before starting my session was not included in the hour. She's crazy, funny, sweet, sexy, has an amazing body, and an amazing ability to make a man feel like a real man. I can see why you guys keep going back.

I am rarely up that direction, so it is likely this will be my one time ever with her; I'm glad I got the chance to spend an hour with the legend.

[Moonglow913]

Not sure what cause me to hit this place up but I really enjoyed my time. A lot of names floating about so not sure who is who but the person I saw today said her name was Jade. I am not good with age but would say the usual 40 year old Asian with a great body and attractive face. I rate her a solid 8 and she talked pretty good English (always a big plus. LOL). Where I would describe my last visit with Micki at the Islands as almost "animalistic" this was more light and fun. Don't get me wrong – I had a blast, it was just different. When we got to the shower room I asked her to join me and she just laughed and said 'Oh, you want a New Year's Eve special'. Not sure what that meant but she stripped and joined me for a great bodyslide. Not much action on the table but enough to tell me we were going to have a good time back in the room. She actually sung the whole time she was giving the bath. I found it kind of cool and it was obvious she was happy. Back in the room she started right in climbing up on the table btwn my legs for a great BBBJ (no massage so I can't speak to that) which included the boys (a lot) and DT (the radio was on and she was actually sucking me off to the beat of the songs). Took her time with a lot of eye contact which I liked and used quite a few different techniques she was very good. We moved to DATY which was appreciated and seemed to heat things up a bit once she had her first O. Enjoyed several positions all over the room (including in a chair in front of the mirror). After I popped she cleaned me up and was very chatty. She seemed to be in no rush and I am sure a massage and second round was available but I had to get going for a meeting downtown. Highly recommend and I plan on repeating.

[Member #4025]

Anyone had better luck at Warm Hands either early or late in the day? As in when the mama-type isn't around?

Have not been to Warm Hands in a couple of months. Last time I visited they were busy; received good massage, some teasing, but no HE. I'd like to try again, but would prefer a slower time for them, though with the other businesses nearby it is hard to tell what businesses the cars are there for. If anybody has any suggestions, please post or pm. Thanks, #4025

[The Darq Ryder]

Went to the islands today and saw Mikki and Pet. Got a 4 handed massage and it was a great massage. Pet is by far better at the massage then Mikki. FS with both of them, no need to get into Mikki and her performance. We all know how great she is.

Lets talk Pet, She is old, she looks to be in her 60's. She just did not turn me on, bad boob job, one was hard the other was softer, she has a little belly that sticks out, she looks old, to much faking goin on with her. No way in hell I got her off 3 times in 10 min. LOL. She looks old. She sucks a good dick and is very vocal, Sandy was way better. I have seen Pet before, I can't think of the spa but she has been in the area before.

After that description, I realized that she is the first provider that I had at Lansing Accu. Don't recall her boob job being that bad, but I do remember her as being a little older, but very animated about her FS. In fact it was during my session with her that she was so fascinated with a black cock that I sensed that she wanted to bareback me that night, which was not going to happen. But yeah, I could see her doing the fauxgasm thing, or then again being as oversexed as she was then, it could have really happened for you dude. She is really good at head, though.

[Member #4025]

It was News Year's Eve afternoon 3:45 or so when I decided to visit either Warm Hands Chinese Massage (drove by and parking lot looked busy so I did not stop) or Lansing Accupressue (parking lot was empty so I stopped). Mamasan greeted me and took me to a room; after a minute or two Donna entered the room (nice looking 40 something [I'm not good with the age of these Asian gals] dressed in tight fitting short dress showing her ample curves and smooth stomach; I'd say she sported enhanced Cs) , turned out to be a nice little hard body. Donna and I greeted each other with hugs, gentle kisses and welcomed groping; a very sensual beginning.

Since I needed to be across town by 5 pm I opted for half hour for 40; figured it would be rushed but it was not; quite the opposite I was there for at least 45 minutes and had to excuse myself for fear of missing my 5 pm appt. Donna took my 40 to Mamason and I got undressed and waited only a short time for her to return. I asked if we had time for Table Shower (a favortie part of the experience for me) ; she said sure and led me to Table Shower which was quite nice with ample touching and probing; followed by Donna Towel drying me and escorting me back to the room. Once there, we exhanged another kiss or two before I laid on table for brief but sensual massage. We then agreed to 100 for the rest of my time and she did not disappoint. I was standing at edge of table when she returned from delivering the money to mamasan; and there was an abundance of foreplay (LFK, mutual hand roaming, me sucking / caressing her breasts followed by her taking her time, kneeling and licking my balls and shaft (would not call it BBBJ, but she covered every inch with her tongue and lips) followed by her applying condom with her mouth and CBJ. I then laid her back on table and DATY for several minutes; followed by me standing and f*ing her while she lay on the table; which was followed by me joining her on the table for mish finish. She then cleaned me with warm towel and contined the softly massage me until I said I had to be on my way.

I will repeat; our time was more GFE than PSE which worked for me; Donna assured me that she or Jay would treat me as well on my next visit; we will see and I will let you know.

Stay Safe #4025

[TwistedBrother]

Anyone had better luck at Warm Hands either early or late in the day? As in when the mama-type isn't around?

[TwistedBrother]

Went to Spa Time on west side the other day to see if I could match or improve my initial visit last summer, and for a cheaper, non FS, but intriguing alternative to Lansing Accu or Hawaii.

This time the old mama was behind the counter. I had thought she was the only one there (though that would be hard for 7 long days a week) , but a gal named Marsha popped out from the back. Not bad! Chinese gal that was fairly tall, kinda shapely. 40-something probably. Looks a lot like Monica from Warm Hands, but taller and a little older. My hopes were lifted.

As it turned out, though, the experience wasn't really much different than my other time here, or than Warm Hands' best.

I've decided I'd rather not share full details here on this one. PM me if you want more, plus a little additional info beyond my visit.

[Msuhoops]

Went to the islands today and saw Mikki and Pet. Got a 4 handed massage and it was a great massage. Pet is by far better at the massage then Mikki. FS with both of them, no need to get into Mikki and her performance. We all know how great she is.

Lets talk Pet, She is old, she looks to be in her 60's. She just did not turn me on, bad boob job, one was hard the other was softer, she has a little belly that sticks out, she looks old, to much faking goin on with her. No way in hell I got her off 3 times in 10 min. LOL. She looks old. She sucks a good dick and is very vocal, Sandy was way better. I have seen Pet before, I can't think of the spa but she has been in the area before.