Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #4025** · 03-06-19 18:02

Originally Posted by LigmaPatient0 [View Original Post]

I sort of TOFTT, went and visited a new place on Ceder. Got in asked to pay upfront to a cute caucasian spinner and then she asked for name and phone number. Danger senses went off, obviously I gave a fake name and phone number. I still partook with massage but kept my shorts on and didn't play the game, I didn't want to look suspicious by leaving after the name and phone number request. Had an hh session for. 7 and tipped. 15, massage was poor and the place looks like it's still under renovation. Also the walls were thin and I could here a group of men talking so. With the whole Roger Kraft thing going on I say avoid this place. I wont repeat until I see more senior reviews who are willing to push their luck.

Thanks for the recon and report. If nothing else, 70 for hh and poor massage in and of itself too high! Stay safe everyone - #4025.

**Choose** · 03-06-19 15:45

Originally Posted by LigmaPatient0 [View Original Post]

I sort of TOFTT, went and visited a new place on Ceder. Got in asked to pay upfront to a cute caucasian spinner and then she asked for name and phone number. Danger senses went off, obviously I gave a fake name and phone number. I still partook with massage but kept my shorts on and didn't play the game, I didn't want to look suspicious by leaving after the name and phone number request. Had an hh session for. 7 and tipped. 15, massage was poor and the place looks like it's still under renovation. Also the walls were thin and I could here a group of men talking so. With the whole Roger Kraft thing going on I say avoid this place. I wont repeat until I see more senior reviews who are willing to push their luck.

Where is this new place? What is its name and address?

**LigmaPatient0** · 03-06-19 14:07

I sort of TOFTT, went and visited a new place on Ceder. Got in asked to pay upfront to a cute caucasian spinner and then she asked for name and phone number. Danger senses went off, obviously I gave a fake name and phone number. I still partook with massage but kept my shorts on and didn't play the game, I didn't want to look suspicious by leaving after the name and phone number request. Had an hh session for. 7 and tipped. 15, massage was poor and the place looks like it's still under renovation. Also the walls were thin and I could here a group of men talking so. With the whole Roger Kraft thing going on I say avoid this place. I wont repeat until I see more senior reviews who are willing to push their luck.

**Charlie441** · 03-05-19 17:02

Lansing is a wasteland. Massage with an HE and maybe some roaming is boring as hell. Don't settle.

Well, according from what I've heard with Mikki, you couldn't settle for just that even if ya tried to LOL.

Originally Posted by TheDarqRyder [View Original Post]

I hadn't really seen all that was going on with the Kraft business until after my post. In the future, deets will be by PM. Generic stuff will still be public.

I agree that drawing out specifics beyond industry-level HE isn't for the best. Butt, with that said, any place that is situated for a long time that is noted as handing out "hand outs", by itself, does make things pretty clear of crossing the line. As noted in an article about stuff down in FL, it was most just standard HEs, and not even with every customer. I don't think it'd take a LEO who's a combo of McGuyver + Columbo + an Oscar Winning Actor to be able to bust one after reading very standard posts about a classic place that's been around a while.

IMO, I think it's by default no-big-deal kept at massages + mere friendly handshakes upon request. But with enough spousal & motherly complainers in an area + fake-talk about "human traffiking" hitting emotions, they are going to be more sensitive. So bringing up BJs & more, even if your mileage isn't so common in getting that, is going to put more a target on a place, as there's only so many resources.

A Sign stated they did not provide sexual services. What I found surprising was being asked up front before the massage really got underway was how much I was going to tip. I took that to mean that the quality of the massage was based on the amount of the tip. I was planning on staying an hour so I told her bad massage no tip. Good massage $10. Great massage $20. Basically, I received an oil body rub with varied pressure. No real massage techniques were used. I don't think she was trained very well.

I think that sign was mainly for legal purposes, albeit more than expected. But I certainly wouldn't count it out at all. I would have answered the question with "Well, (smile), that depends on how things unfold (wink). " Being coy & friendly. And if the massage was going not great, upon flip, I'd make an offer. Heck, even with you saying $10 good massage, $20 great massage, upon flip I wouldn't have said that I didn't need the front! I would have asked for the front and said bigger my tip, bigger your tip.

**MidMichGeezer** · 03-04-19 20:33

Originally Posted by SteveWillDoIt [View Original Post]

Has anyone been there before? Really want to go there. Any personal experiences?

This would be a excellent opportunity for you to introduce yourself to us by doing a TOFTT. It helps us to believe you may not be LEO or a boyfriend trying to get Intel on a SO that works there.

**LigmaPatient0** · 03-04-19 19:45

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

There's a whiny little critic no matter where you go. This wasn't Detroit. This board could use some more activity and bullys like you only serve to hinder potential contributors. Don't read my posts champ.

Some PMd me for details and I obliged the seniors. For you: nope.

Me bully you lmao, please all I got from your post was a person whining about what you can or can't get here in lansing. What is there to bully about?

Yeah so what if you got an little more than others here it is as you say YMMV and you keeping that to yourself is no skin off my back (shrugs). If I wanted to PM you I would've but I didn't bother to becuase YMMV so there really was no point in even PMing you LOL you think too highly of yourself LOL smh.

Also the activity on this thread is low because all the parlor have been reviewed to death not because of "bullies" lmao. So if you got a tad more than everyone else from the parlors that had been reviewed to not offer more than HE good for you.

**BigMac55** · 03-04-19 18:50

Was in town last week and stopped by Lansing Accupressure. I can confirm that Mikki is there and since it was mid afternoon and I was the only one there, I got the usual Mikki PSE treatment, including the usual naked walk from room to shower. LOL.

**Averily** · 03-04-19 16:30

Originally Posted by LigmaPatient0 [View Original Post]

You didn't get anything in Lansing beyond HE and now need to flex how you can get it better elsewhere that may or may not happen because YMMV the first time you visited them.

Most people would just post "PM me for more detail on service and location I visited today because extra" end of post.

Everyone here knows that most of Lansing providers don't offer more than HE and that YMMV is a given in this hobby.

What a waste of a post, no review, no new Intel, even your YMMV experience is irrelevant because it happen in Detroit.

There's a whiny little critic no matter where you go. This wasn't Detroit. This board could use some more activity and bullys like you only serve to hinder potential contributors. Don't read my posts champ.

Some PMd me for details and I obliged the seniors. For you: nope.

**Choose** · 03-03-19 08:46

West Saginaw, Lansing. I haven't read or heard much about this place so thought I'd give it a go. The place was clean and seemed professional. A Sign stated they did not provide sexual services. What I found surprising was being asked up front before the massage really got underway was how much I was going to tip. I took that to mean that the quality of the massage was based on the amount of the tip. I was planning on staying an hour so I told her bad massage no tip. Good massage $10. Great massage $20. Basically, I received an oil body rub with varied pressure. No real massage techniques were used. I don't think she was trained very well. At the 30 minute mark she dried the oil off my back and told me to roll over. I told her I didn't need the front massaged. As I got up to leave she said you tip now. I told her I would get dressed first and then I would pay. She was waiting for me at the counter with mamasan. I paid for the massage and handed the girl $5. Right in front of mamasan. She didn't look pleased at all. But then, neither was I.

**LigmaPatient0** · 03-02-19 17:57

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

I recently got into a conversation regarding YMMV with some on the Detroit board. I have often gotten more than average service at these place (and occasionally less). At this place my first time ever visiting I was pleasantly surprised.

Lansing is a wasteland. Massage with an HE and maybe some roaming is boring as hell. Don't settle.

You didn't get anything in Lansing beyond HE and now need to flex how you can get it better elsewhere that may or may not happen because YMMV the first time you visited them.

Most people would just post "PM me for more detail on service and location I visited today because extra" end of post.

Everyone here knows that most of Lansing providers don't offer more than HE and that YMMV is a given in this hobby.

What a waste of a post, no review, no new Intel, even your YMMV experience is irrelevant because it happen in Detroit.

**The Darq Ryder** · 03-02-19 10:30

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

NP. Not publicly detailing for 2 reasons. 1. Given the current climate, I don't think we should get graphic about the services at these places.

2. YMMV means this isn't something done for everyone. If it was public, everyone would go and expect the same. If I go back I may or may not get the same service but the last thing I'm going to do is put pressure on the girl as a reward for what she did for me.

If the following isn't useful information I am sorry: it is possible to get services over and above.

I hadn't really seen all that was going on with the Kraft business until after my post. In the future, deets will be by PM. Generic stuff will still be public.

**SteveWillDoIt** · 03-01-19 17:28

Has anyone been there before? Really want to go there. Any personal experiences?

**Averily** · 02-27-19 14:32

NP. Not publicly detailing for 2 reasons. 1. Given the current climate, I don't think we should get graphic about the services at these places.

2. YMMV means this isn't something done for everyone. If it was public, everyone would go and expect the same. If I go back I may or may not get the same service but the last thing I'm going to do is put pressure on the girl as a reward for what she did for me.

If the following isn't useful information I am sorry: it is possible to get services over and above.

Originally Posted by Member#4025 [View Original Post]

Averily. Not calling you out, but why post if you're going to be so vague; without naming names, give us some examples of what you've experienced beyond standard HE and some roaming. PM me if you prefer. Thanks, #4025.

**Choose** · 02-27-19 10:27

Originally Posted by Member#4025 [View Original Post]

Averily. Not calling you out, but why post if you're going to be so vague; without naming names, give us some examples of what you've experienced beyond standard HE and some roaming. PM me if you prefer. Thanks, #4025.

Yes, I'd love to know what we're missing out on as well. PM me if you prefer. Thanks, #4025.

**Member #4025** · 02-27-19 09:37

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

I recently got into a conversation regarding YMMV with some on the Detroit board. I have often gotten more than average service at these place (and occasionally less). At this place my first time ever visiting I was pleasantly surprised.

Lansing is a wasteland. Massage with an HE and maybe some roaming is boring as hell. Don't settle.

Averily. Not calling you out, but why post if you're going to be so vague; without naming names, give us some examples of what you've experienced beyond standard HE and some roaming. PM me if you prefer. Thanks, #4025.