Massage Parlor Reports

[CarpetMunchr69]

Was out in the Lansing area for a family visit. And nothing better to do than go get laid beforehand!

For newbies this is the former home of Mikki who is now out in Jackson. This place looks like a dump found in the jungle of a third world country, located off of Lansing Rd exit off of the I-69 Southbound freeway. This place is still a lot of fun. Paid. 60 for an hour massage which started with a ticklish thorough table shower. She really cleaned my asshole and I was thinking oh crap this might be foreshadowing of what was going to come my way but no, it was fine.

"Joanne" appeared to honestly be in the 45-50 age range but nice body but had a very well padded bra top. She answered the door with a short one piece dress that demonstrated that she had no underwear on. Once we moved back to the room after the table shower and sauna, I instructed her to get up on the table and I was going to massage her. She loved it and I ate her out from behind and played with her asshole a bit. I thought I had a winner. Shortly thereafter she spun around and was ready to get fucked. I can't believe I didn't get my dick sucked at all but I was too eager to bury my dick in her. Had fun with standing missionary and then standing doggie and couldn't last any longer and finished inside her, BBFS. After she cleaned me up, I had her finally give me a massage which was mediocre at best for 15 minutes. I was there for close to an hour. I was the only car in the parking lot. Be careful out there. I feel like I'm waiting to get ambushed by local villagers when I walk out of there!

[Jp1225]

Any recent visits to either Lansing Wellness location? I've had inconsistent experience with extras there in the past. Some have been more willing than others. But has been several months since I visited.

Any new reports? Who is a sure bet for HE and OTC / UTC roaming?

Last visit to Magic Touch they said I should come less often to save my $ (WTF right? Helluva business plan. No, we want to make less $? So I guess I take it elsewhere!

[MidMichGeezer]

Drove by today and a new sign says "Home Health Care" or something like that. I wonder if they are now making house calls and spit polishing your knobs.

[Member #4025]

I made an appointment and visited Magic Touch on Monday. Chelsea was my masseuse. One hour massage. All was most excellent as has become the norm for me at Magic Touch. Wonderful 1 hour firm massage including HE with more that adequate OTC and UTC roaming allowed. Paid 65 for hr and tipped 35. They seem to be keeping busy so making an appointment might be a good idea. I'd recommend.

[Moonglow913]

I initially posted this in the GR section but realized she now also posts in Lansing. To be clear she is not in Lansing but a bit west of Grand Rapids (I guess she has moved closer). Anyway, here is what I wrote:

Had the opportunity and pleasure of finally meeting this lovely and fun lady at her new location. Reviews well deserve. She is not what I would call GFE, more FBM with extras (I don't think she kisses). Very open with no drama or bullshit (and funny). I liked that she was what I would characterize as "professional". Communicated timely, was ready upon my arrival and didn't short me on time. Not sure about MSOG but wouldn't surprise me. After round one she was in no hurry to get me out the door and in fact, offered to continue with the massage. I didn't take her up on the offer but I am sure if I had and was "up" for it, I would be able to confirm the MSOG assumption (LOL). Reasonable rates.

[Choose]

I remember Penny and Kelly. Kelly was an absolute stunning babe. An easy 10. She had the most perfect natural breast. She gave me FS twice without extra charges because I made her kitty pur. I still think about her from time to time. Penny was beautiful as well.

What happen to that place?

Regarding Kelly's looks. Think Sofía Vergara; body, smile, and hair. Just breath taking looks. I saw her weekly for about 2 months, then one day she's gone.

[Choose]

Back in the day this place used to be great. Anyone remember Penny? Without question one of the hottest AMP to grace our little hobby. Sadly, LA is no longer. DR experience is typical now a days.

I remember Penny and Kelly. Kelly was an absolute stunning babe. An easy 10. She had the most perfect natural breast. She gave me FS twice without extra charges because I made her kitty pur. I still think about her from time to time. Penny was beautiful as well.

What happen to that place?

[Moonglow913]

I finally decided to take the plunge and take a long morning drive out to the LA Spa to catch them just after they opened. Well, after reading some of the weak efforts in previous reports I went in. The woman who met me at the door had the usual tight dress on and way too much make up. But I think that was to hide her age? She was at least in her late 40's to 50's. (NOTE: I saw the mammasan taking the trash out when I left who didn't have any make up on, and she looked way better). So I decided to do the half hour and then get out of there. Well, the massage was nothing to impress, despite asking for a hard one. During this time all clothes remained on and she worked around until we got to the flip and then the upsell started. I hadn't had FS there in a long time, so I asked for that and she did the usual stuff and came back and stripped down. She had a really nice bod, although for some of you she would be too thick. And that is where I think I had some of my issues, she gave a great covered BJ with me standing but a little DATY like I have there in the past (although the girl then, was a twentysomething) but the kitty was nice and shaved, but she blocked me and only wanted to enter and get things over with. That pretty much killed my mood and despite her being very, very tight I almost wish she was loose and sloppy in this case. In the end I hopped back on the cot and she finished with a solid CG. Damage was $14 and the half hour house fee. Got that out of my system, and most definitely won't repeat for doing something my own hand could do a better job at.

Back in the day this place used to be great. Anyone remember Penny? Without question one of the hottest AMP to grace our little hobby. Sadly, LA is no longer. DR experience is typical now a days.

[ODawg]

Yes. I'm very interested in this too. I've always wondered if one was in area because I would frequent that. Imagine if mikki and a friend of hers had one of those tables.

Is Mikki still in Jackson? Does she ever come back to the lansing area?

[JWayne497]

Does anyone know of a provider in the area with a Milking Table? Please PM!

Yes. I'm very interested in this too. I've always wondered if one was in area because I would frequent that. Imagine if mikki and a friend of hers had one of those tables.

[The Darq Ryder]

I finally decided to take the plunge and take a long morning drive out to the LA Spa to catch them just after they opened. Well, after reading some of the weak efforts in previous reports I went in. The woman who met me at the door had the usual tight dress on and way too much make up. But I think that was to hide her age? She was at least in her late 40's to 50's. (NOTE: I saw the mammasan taking the trash out when I left who didn't have any make up on, and she looked way better). So I decided to do the half hour and then get out of there. Well, the massage was nothing to impress, despite asking for a hard one. During this time all clothes remained on and she worked around until we got to the flip and then the upsell started. I hadn't had FS there in a long time, so I asked for that and she did the usual stuff and came back and stripped down. She had a really nice bod, although for some of you she would be too thick. And that is where I think I had some of my issues, she gave a great covered BJ with me standing but a little DATY like I have there in the past (although the girl then, was a twentysomething) but the kitty was nice and shaved, but she blocked me and only wanted to enter and get things over with. That pretty much killed my mood and despite her being very, very tight I almost wish she was loose and sloppy in this case. In the end I hopped back on the cot and she finished with a solid CG. Damage was $14 and the half hour house fee. Got that out of my system, and most definitely won't repeat for doing something my own hand could do a better job at.

[DirtyOne313]

Does anyone know of a provider in the area with a Milking Table? Please PM!

[Bandit1]

This place is located in the strip mall just east of Goodyear. Enter the doors in the middle and go up the stairs. Usually have to knock on the door. I have been there 4-5 times and each time but once was similar to what Choose described. The one exception was great. Upon showing I was willing to pay ($200) she was quite accommodating. Fully nude with BBBJ. No condom so no FS. When I went back a few days later (fully prepared) she was no longer there. The ensuing session was same old, same old.

She rotates between there and zen on pen. LOL it rhymes.

Both places produce well. Like someone said establish yourself and good things happen. Like walk through the door she locks it and turns off the open / massage sign. You know it is going to be fun!

[Atyurervice]

This place is located in the strip mall just east of Goodyear. Enter the doors in the middle and go up the stairs. Usually have to knock on the door. I have been there 4-5 times and each time but once was similar to what Choose described. The one exception was great. Upon showing I was willing to pay ($200) she was quite accommodating. Fully nude with BBBJ. No condom so no FS. When I went back a few days later (fully prepared) she was no longer there. The ensuing session was same old, same old.

Thank you both for your reviews. Will give it a try at some point.

[Moonglow913]

Yeah, I was there a while back. It's your standard AMP. The young lady I had was very friendly accommodating. She didn't put much effort into the massage and was a little rushed. However, I did get the full hour. She was playful, chatty, and pretty. She allowed UTC and a pretty HE. 60/40.

This place is located in the strip mall just east of Goodyear. Enter the doors in the middle and go up the stairs. Usually have to knock on the door. I have been there 4-5 times and each time but once was similar to what Choose described. The one exception was great. Upon showing I was willing to pay ($200) she was quite accommodating. Fully nude with BBBJ. No condom so no FS. When I went back a few days later (fully prepared) she was no longer there. The ensuing session was same old, same old.