Massage Parlor Reports

**ChanceTaker** · 02-15-20 09:53

Anybody have details on this place or been there recently? Thinking about trying it out PM is fine.

**GuffWrangle** · 02-14-20 16:08

I visited the Lansing Wellness on Holmes for the first time today and had a very disappointing time. I paid for an hour massage and received a session that was maybe 45 minutes long. My masseuse was pretty attractive, but the massage was pretty bad,. Her movements were very fast and poorly calculated, like it was her first time ever giving a massage and her only frame of reference was a YouTube video that she watched at x2 speed. She missed about about 50% of my body, she didn't massage my arms, hands, calves, feet or head, it was absolutely ridiculous especially since she shorted me at least 15 minutes. And I don't even want to consider the parts of me that she did rub a massage. It really just felt like she was trying to rub out a Charlie horse on totally random parts of my back for about 10 minutes and on my thighs for about 30 minutes. Just no touch whatsoever and no knowledge of what she was doing.

There was teasing, but again it was just like she was quickly mashing my body, it's like she had never tried to arouse a man in her life. She saved me 5 minutes for he. I mean it got the job done, but it was so fast and aggressive, would have had a better time just taking care of myself. Another huge con was that she wouldn't let me touch her, at all no otc no nothin.

Hr massage was 65 and I left a 35 tip. Really regretting leaving anything I was so unsatisfied, but I just didn't have it in me to not too and I probably would have regretted it more. Didn't get the ladies name, but she was probably 40-45, fit, attractive and had black hair that came down to her shoulders. Really liked her looks, sucked that the service was so poor.

I'm thinking about trying the other location, but it may not be worth it to me. I've been to Magic several times and have always had a great experience for the same price and tip, really not worth the potential disappointment of going elsewhere.

**Choose** · 02-14-20 07:26

Originally Posted by ChanceTaker [View Original Post]

Been out of the game for awhile but wanted to try this place out. I've read some good reviews so decided to try it out and I was not disappointed. Walked in around noon was met at the door by the masseuse didn't get her name. Paid for a half hour was led to the room. Got on the table she walks in removes the sheet and begins a nice hard massage with oil hitting all the right places with plenty of teasing. On the flip she begins putting oil on my chest and wasted no time. Nice strong HE a little on the mechanical side but allowed UTC roaming finished tipped $35 and was on my way probably will repeat.

Same here. Lansing Wellness has become my playground. All the girls are young good looking and sexy. This place is now my preferred shop. Two locations makes it even better. Good massages and playing around is enjoyable. I highly doubt FS is available but that's okay. They are fun.

**ChanceTaker** · 02-13-20 16:05

Been out of the game for awhile but wanted to try this place out. I've read some good reviews so decided to try it out and I was not disappointed. Walked in around noon was met at the door by the masseuse didn't get her name. Paid for a half hour was led to the room. Got on the table she walks in removes the sheet and begins a nice hard massage with oil hitting all the right places with plenty of teasing. On the flip she begins putting oil on my chest and wasted no time. Nice strong HE a little on the mechanical side but allowed UTC roaming finished tipped $35 and was on my way probably will repeat.

**BrowKBrown0991** · 02-13-20 14:53

Originally Posted by Jaxson69 [View Original Post]

Went to Lansing wellness on S. Cedar the other day and got the half hour massage. I went about a week before that and received an good massage with a good HJ so I thought I would go back and see what extra I could get this time. Walked in and all the ladies seemed to be going to lunch or something but whomever brought me back gave a great massage, very little teasing however and she completely skipped the flip. Once she finished with my legs she said all done and left, gave her a small tip because the massage was good so she earned at least that. I've had her before and the finish was very mechanical so not super displeased. I decided since I had plenty of time and money that I would go to MJ touch and see what action I could get there. Yumi grated me at the door and took me back to her station. She was eager to please she started with a med massage with all the OTC touching that I wanted. Once she saw that I had grown in size while just having her do that she asked me to flip over. That's when the fun began Yumi loves to be touched and so she started to get excited when. I started rubbing her, she didn't even mind when I started to roam UTC and started sucking on her bullet nipples. I'm fairly certain she will give me a full session next time I see her.

What'd it run you?

**Moonglow913** · 02-13-20 11:41

Originally Posted by Xpressway [View Original Post]

Went to Eastern zen on sag hwy the other day. Got massage from Laura. Terrible experience. She was impolite completely disinterested what she was doing. Tried to change the linens while I was just getting up. Shorted me 10 minutes on the hour. No water, no thank you. Will not repeat.

Is this the place by the Goodyear place? If so, I have been there 4-5 times (different person each time) with pretty good luck. Always felt if they just kept the same MP around long enough for a few visits that things would get really fun.

**Boomstick25** · 02-12-20 22:17

Anyone know if / when Angie is returning to Magic? Haven't seen her there last couple times I've been in town.

**Xpressway** · 02-12-20 15:29

Went to Eastern zen on sag hwy the other day. Got massage from Laura. Terrible experience. She was impolite completely disinterested what she was doing. Tried to change the linens while I was just getting up. Shorted me 10 minutes on the hour. No water, no thank you. Will not repeat.

**Choose** · 02-12-20 14:00

Originally Posted by Zachary24 [View Original Post]

Any names? Are they good looking?

I don't frequent them very often. Seems the women are nomadic. That said, give one or some of them a go and tell us about it.

**Zachary24** · 02-12-20 00:47

Originally Posted by Choose [View Original Post]

For that you'll have to go to LA Spa, Hawaii Spa, or Lansing Accupressure.

Any names? Are they good looking?

**Zachary24** · 02-12-20 00:37

Originally Posted by Choose [View Original Post]

For that you'll have to go to LA Spa, Hawaii Spa, or Lansing Accupressure.

Any names? Are they good looking?

**Choose** · 02-11-20 20:34

Originally Posted by Zachary24 [View Original Post]

Just had a massage with Chelsea. Very superb massage with HE in the end. I asked for a BJ but she didn't want it. Anyone knows any MP that provides BJ and topless.

For that you'll have to go to LA Spa, Hawaii Spa, or Lansing Accupressure.

**Zachary24** · 02-11-20 16:04

Just had a massage with Chelsea. Very superb massage with HE in the end. I asked for a BJ but she didn't want it. Anyone knows any MP that provides BJ and topless.

**Jp1225** · 02-11-20 09:33

Any new action in Lansing? I hear that people are avoiding the AMPs and other Asian / Chinese establishments due to the coronavirus. I hope people are not that ignorant? But seems that all action across this board is down.

So if you have any new experiences either in this or other topics let's post about it.

**Jaxson69** · 02-07-20 12:08

Went to Lansing wellness on S. Cedar the other day and got the half hour massage. I went about a week before that and received an good massage with a good HJ so I thought I would go back and see what extra I could get this time. Walked in and all the ladies seemed to be going to lunch or something but whomever brought me back gave a great massage, very little teasing however and she completely skipped the flip. Once she finished with my legs she said all done and left, gave her a small tip because the massage was good so she earned at least that. I've had her before and the finish was very mechanical so not super displeased. I decided since I had plenty of time and money that I would go to MJ touch and see what action I could get there. Yumi grated me at the door and took me back to her station. She was eager to please she started with a med massage with all the OTC touching that I wanted. Once she saw that I had grown in size while just having her do that she asked me to flip over. That's when the fun began Yumi loves to be touched and so she started to get excited when. I started rubbing her, she didn't even mind when I started to roam UTC and started sucking on her bullet nipples. I'm fairly certain she will give me a full session next time I see her.