Streetwalker Reports

**LimaBean** · 11-15-16 04:36

Older, white SW with surprisingly nice, firm c cups and a firm ass. She had short, blond hair, I think. She's crazy, though, as in the batshit variety. She'd mutter to herself, say outrageous things about herself and her family about how prominent they are in town, and ask shit like why did I just call her. The daffy woman should have known this was our first meeting, and I didn't even have her number.

The BBBJ and FS were better than expected. She tried running up the price another. 2 on me, though, and wouldn't exit my vehicle until I forced her out because extortion never works on me. She said she'd go to the cops and blah blah blah. Sorry, I'm not sure, but I think her name is Karen.

**LimaBean** · 11-15-16 04:26

Cash is an odd one. She'll do you right one time to make sure she has repeat business. Another time she'll do a cash and dash. She is older--maybe in her 40's or so with brown hair. What I saw of her body was prettt damn good, and she has some skills. With that said, I wouldn't trust her any further than I could throw her. I've learned she has a rep for fucking people over.

**MuaDib2112** · 10-17-16 16:25

Saw Annie 4:20 pm MLK and Saginaw today.

**MuaDib2112** · 10-10-16 23:43

Saw Annie today at 2. 20 pm MLK and Sag.

**LimaBean** · 10-06-16 01:20

Overweight brunette with a strawberry or something on her face who aggressively gets in your way on the road to get you to stop. I did, so it worked. Mediocre CBJ. I wouldn't recommend.

She wanted at least. 4. I don't pay that kind of coin for a BJ.

**LimaBean** · 10-06-16 01:15

Originally Posted by CalicoJck [View Original Post]

I wish I had stories. I've cruised the zoo more times than I can recount and haven't seen a thing, well once I saw Nicole but I'd never pick her up again. I've tried different days and times and I just never see anyone any more. Just my bad luck I guess.

Sorry, man, but they are out there. Make sure you look down side streets when you're driving the Zoo. Sometimes they're coming or going.

Nicole definitely has some screws loose.

**CalicoJck** · 10-05-16 23:46

Originally Posted by LimaBean [View Original Post]

Don't fall for their sweetness. It's oftentimes just a ruse. To them, we're almost always just a target from which to extract as much money as possible, and sweetness is what often gets them into our pockets. We're a means to an end just like they're a means to an end with us.

Wow!! Glad you stayed safe. My crazy experience with her ended shortly after it started but I never had to deal with anything like that. Like you said, always better to let cooler heads prevail!

Stay safe!

**CalicoJck** · 10-05-16 23:41

Originally Posted by LimaBean [View Original Post]

What's curious to me is why I'm the only one lately reporting on everyone but Annie. I know some of you guys have stories, and you're holding out. Maybe you're too embarrassed to report that you've actually been with some of these girls, but who cares what other anonymous mongers think of you? It's storytime!

I wish I had stories. I've cruised the zoo more times than I can recount and haven't seen a thing, well once I saw Nicole but I'd never pick her up again. I've tried different days and times and I just never see anyone any more. Just my bad luck I guess.

**LimaBean** · 09-24-16 18:48

I couldn't find anyone else, so I picked up Nicole. She's a snake, and she belongs in a fucking zoo. Some of you may remember that one of the contributors here said she pulled a knife on him. Some of you may also remember that I saw her before, and there was no knife incident, but she rushed me.

Anyway, I wasn't having any luck, and I saw Nicole. I debated about picking her up, but the little head won. I told her about my disappointments with my last experience with her, and I mentioned that maybe I should just drop her off. She promised she wouldn't do those things this time. I wasn't really convinced, but like I said, I wasn't having luck finding anyone else. She made small talk on the way to her place, so things were OK so far.

Once there, she stripped naked, and she was giving me a BBBJ. Last time I think she did it covered, and last time she rushed it. This time was better, but it was still far from spectacular.

After a few minutes, she decided she needed to go to the other room to take care of something. She pulled that shit last time, too, but nothing bad came of it.

Suddenly, while she was still in the other room, someone rang the doorbell, and she let a tall, black guy in. She claimed he was her husband and that I better hurry up and get out. She was nearly screaming. As I was dressing, she said she didn't know what I had in my pocket, but I better not try anything stupid. (Well, I did secretly weaponize before I exited my vehicle, but I only pull something out in extreme situations. This was a dangerous situation, but it wasn't extreme yet.) At the same time, she was yelling at the other guy to do something about me. I was relieved when he was calm and saying to her that it wasn't my fault that she brought me there to fuck me. Hell, he even opened the door for me as I was leaving. That made me a bit nervous because as I was going by him, he could have easily shanked me or done something else, but he didn't seem upset, and nothing came of it.

In any case, I'm glad neither of us killed the other. It's too much fucking bullshit to have to go through the courts and spend tens of thousands of dollars. It's best that cool heads prevail.

Anyway, this was the final nail that will keep me from ever picking up Nicole again. I would recommend you stay away.

For those who don't know, Nicole doesn't look much like a crackhead, but that's what she is. How do I know? She pulled out her pipe and hit it while she was with me.

At this point, the girls that I would consider potentially dangerous in the Lansing area are three: Nicole, Styles, and blond Jenny. I really don't think Jenny would do something unless she feels you've done her wrong somehow, but all of them would would fuck you over in a heartbeat and justify to themselves why it's OK to do so.

Don't fall for their sweetness. It's oftentimes just a ruse. To them, we're almost always just a target from which to extract as much money as possible, and sweetness is what often gets them into our pockets. We're a means to an end just like they're a means to an end with us.

**LimaBean** · 09-23-16 00:38

What's curious to me is why I'm the only one lately reporting on everyone but Annie. I know some of you guys have stories, and you're holding out. Maybe you're too embarrassed to report that you've actually been with some of these girls, but who cares what other anonymous mongers think of you? It's storytime!

**LimaBean** · 09-23-16 00:34

May have been a ginger. Gaunt with sores on her face from picking. She would probably be pretty with more weight on her bones. BBBJ was decent. Smelled a bit. FS was OK. She tried to rush things a little. Had to finish with nothing wet on my pecker. Overall, it was OK, but it wasn't anything special.

**LimaBean** · 09-22-16 20:58

I thought maybe she'd left the area because I haven't seen her since the episode a couple months ago, but psycho Styles is out walking. I highly recommend not picking her up. If you don't pay what she expects, she'll try to extort it out of you. One of the first things she'll ask is to kiss your cock before you go very far. Tonight she's wearing a sparkly shirt and a cap. She's overweight and short. I've never had a date with her because I was able to outdo her on bullshitting and scaring her. You've been warned.

**LimaBean** · 09-17-16 20:08

Bad news: BBW and she smelled of BO.

Good news: Fast and furious BBBJ that as hot. She talks dirty as hell. Got naked and rode me hard CFS.

I wish she'd take a bath, but the sex was hot. I wouldn't have done the sex but it was included in the price. Yes, I was nasty. Get over it.

**LimaBean** · 09-16-16 19:37

Wouldn't do anything but CBJ. She was on her period. She was slim and in a little black dress. The BJ was OK but rushed. I don't like covered BJ's, nor do I like being rushed, so I don't recommend.

**LimaBean** · 09-16-16 19:34

I think I saw something about Diane a while back. She's a plump, blond WSW. She gives a pretty decent BBBJCIM. She's friendly, and I think she's always looked and smelled clean.