Massage Parlor Reports

[TomRiddle81]

Any recommended plances to check out on the east side (Northern Macomb area)? Lakeside Spa was OK but I'm looking for someone a little younger to take care of my massage needs.

[LopezJavi34]

It was $50 for a half an hour. Short girl really good English. Small boobs no butt. I was in a hurry so it was fine. . 5 for half an hour. She let my hands roam all over. Told me that sometimes she pushes guy's hand away but since I was really good looking I can do what I want. Her name was Eva, but joked that it was evil. Got what I came for. Tips. 5 I might have overpaid but I never really go to these things and she actually did a good massage stretch my back real nice.

[JakeMioff]

You are talking about Day Spa, not Van Dyke. You will never get FS at Van Dyke Spa.

Last time I went to Day Spa on Van Dyke north of M59 I had to turn around and wak out because they be old, chubby, and ugly. It would be different if maybe they were lower price but they want the usual. 8 just to get in.

[Averily]

Googling the pics I found a different girl for each pic. All were models and probably making more money as a model than rubbing us Americans.

You may have an inflated view of the modelling world and how much money they make. Your clever sleuthing might obscure my point that this girl is HOT and so was the last one at this place. I still don't recommend due to the price.

There was an American model in the rub business on the east side until this spring when she left. Yes a (American) model was rubbing us Americans.

[MidMichGeezer]

So the 14 & 75 girl was swapped out so I thought I would try my luck again. No luck.

First and this is rare; she is the girl in the pic. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nancy/26699585.

In real life she's better looking. She's tall about 5"9', slender and elegant looking. Smaller B's.

This time I wanted to negotiate what I was getting before things started and I guess this outfit holds the line on prices because she wanted the exact same as the previous girl. 8 for the hour and $. 2 to see the top. So a total of $$ for a topless HJ. I told her I would tip 40 and she said that's just for the handshake. I told her I could get FS for $. 4 nearby from an equally beautiful girl and she said "we don't do that here". So I walked away and she let me.

She was really majestic though. I'm still thinking about her. Damn! Will not be back unfortunately.

Googling the pics I found a different girl for each pic. All were models and probably making more money as a model than rubbing us Americans.

[JakeMioff]

I tried this place tonight drove all the way out there from where I work in Warren she's that's far and the neighborhoods kind of the little shady but clean I guess it's not too bad I made an appointment with you you but they said she not there no more so I asked for Betsy and they said okay no problem what time I told him the time I go in there and I paid the $70 for 1 hour and then I asked for the shower and The Mastermind gave the shower on the table which was pretty good and then I go into the room and lay down and then comes Angela who's not that good she's a little chubby and young though but the massage started out really bad I mean terrible so I said hey I made an appointment with Betsy is she there and she said no no Betsy so I just got up and started putting my clothes on and I said no not okay I made appointment with Betsy sorry no problem and she asked how much money I gave them in proceeded to give me a full $70 refund I took the 10 and gave her a twenty so I figured you know something for the table shower but the girls were all nice and friendly I just wanted someone really attractive and preferably a good massage too. Plus she comes in with an iPad to start the music up and get the timer going LOL. Maybe I went on a busy night Friday but that's just too far for me to drive to roll the dice.

[Averily]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...seuse/14428141

Not wanting to go home empty handed, Anna's girl was available. I think her name was Sasa. She was ok. 40 something but cute. Paid the house and got a so so massage though she really tried hard and easy thorough so I liked it. For an extra. 4 she dropped the dress and finished me off while I roamed. I built a rapport with her by bantering about with Chinese words. We hugged. I left. Much more reasonable than the albeit hotter girl across the street.

[Averily]

Misssed that.

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-6208/24107051

So the 14 & 75 girl was swapped out so I thought I would try my luck again. No luck.

First and this is rare; she is the girl in the pic. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nancy/26699585.

In real life she's better looking. She's tall about 5"9', slender and elegant looking. Smaller B's.

This time I wanted to negotiate what I was getting before things started and I guess this outfit holds the line on prices because she wanted the exact same as the previous girl. 8 for the hour and $. 2 to see the top. So a total of $$ for a topless HJ. I told her I would tip 40 and she said that's just for the handshake. I told her I could get FS for $. 4 nearby from an equally beautiful girl and she said "we don't do that here". So I walked away and she let me.

She was really majestic though. I'm still thinking about her. Damn! Will not be back unfortunately.

[Ropeshark07]

Cool, thanks. I saw your report on hannah too. I will try this place in my next dream. By the way how much is the damage?

80 for hour, 40 for tip. At least that's what I tip.

[Averily]

Prior to new gal you saw, were you getting HJ there? Been several months since I tried that place, but my experience there has always been great massage but DIY. Maybe they hurting for buisness. May have to try it again.

I saw a placard at the door with a smiley face on it. Thought it might be a subtle hint of happy times but never tried. Thanks for the report.

[FloppyMcStiffy]

The place at 14 and Haggerty is Longevity, only received HJ once after 4 or more visits. Great massages, but the girl (Lucy) I asked for they told me they fired her. That was about 2 weeks ago. There are lots of other "mulan" spas, all the same owner. None as far as I know do happy endings.

Sad to here Lucy is gone. She was the only one willing to do HE. I've had other girls just tease the entire hour without delivering in the end which pisses me off. I don't know the specific law, but I would imagine teasing my ass and balls for an hour is just as illegal as touching the shaft, so why not deliver the goods? I stopped going to longevity for this very reason.

[Flip Fan]

Prior to new gal you saw, were you getting HJ there? Been several months since I tried that place, but my experience there has always been great massage but DIY. Maybe they hurting for buisness. May have to try it again.

The place at 14 and Haggerty is Longevity, only received HJ once after 4 or more visits. Great massages, but the girl (Lucy) I asked for they told me they fired her. That was about 2 weeks ago. There are lots of other "mulan" spas, all the same owner. None as far as I know do happy endings.

[AvBrent]

In an effort to actually contribute instead of just lurk, I decided to get off my ass and type a quick review of a few girls. Hopefully I can inspire other lurkers to do the same.

Massage Breeze. Jennifer in Westland (2 x).

Pro: Nice safe location, personal residence, low damage (. 5 for hr), good teasing, "do you want me to do this part with my hand or my mouth?

Con: Way too talkative, a tad crazy, crappy massage.

Melisa in Southfield. 5 for hhr?

Pro: Pretty damn hot.

Con: Price, no extras offered, kind of a bitchy attitude.

Angel (prostate massage) . 7 for hr.

Pro: Thick black chick, pleasant enough, Nice condo.

Con: Prostate massage was literally just a finger in my butt. Not my thing I guess.

Sher. Esalen Massage.

Pro: Decent looking, nice location in Ann Arbor.

Con: Barters for everything, no HE offered despite trying.

Allison (Groupon) - . 3 for hr.

Pro: Hot young chick, cheap groupon, decent massage, easy to talk to.

Con: Works out of an office, didn't expect much and didn't get much.

[Bobby9999]

I've been out of the game for a while, but about a week ago I visited Chinese Health in on Wayne in Westland. . 7 for 60 minute massage. Met Angela for a nice massage. Angela looked like she was in her 30's, so with the Asian factor, she is probably about 40. She did have a big rack and wore yoga shorts under her dress. Roaming was OK above clothes.

Massage was very good. Not a lot of teasing until a minute or 2 below the flip.

I got a nice HJ for. 4. She tried for more. I didn't feel anything else was on the menu.

The women here are almost always well above average looking for an AMP. The massages vary from very good to below average. It's almost exclusively HJ only, although one woman gave me hints of more for a tip of $100. I declined as I think the "more" may just have been her getting fully nude. My only problem with this place is that it used to be $30 tip every time, no questions asked, no pushiness. Now you have to fight hard to only tip $40 and at least one of them gets a bitchy attitude about "only" getting $40. Also, there's a table shower but again they seem to expect more of a tip if you ask for that.

[ScShag]

Nice report. What are the cross streets?

Wayne Rd / North of Warren. Have fun.