Massage Parlor Reports

[StoneJason38]

This is an awesome post. Humor with some truth. Real question though, from a lurker. I've been to some AMPs on the east side but none in the M1 area. I've driven to the lot of M1 and got cold feet from it's location. In anyone's opinion, what's the best time to visit M1? Yes I'm the person that didn't go downtown til Gilbert but negative on the Hilary part. I'm concerned about my leaving my vehicle in the lot for a while. Yes it's part of the game but if anyone has suggestions on the best times to go, it would be appreciated.

There are many hazards associated with visits to massage parlors; particularly M1. I will list several that come to mind and you will need to access your personal comfort level with each of these factors to determine the acts you would like to partake in:

The Munchies: After dropping (probably) 2 nuts in the course of an hour + appointment, you will leave hungry. After leaving M1, I am almost always unable to fight the urge to swing through the nearest McDonalds drivethru and pick up a Big Mac Extra Value meal, topped off with a hot fudge sundae. This practice is very harmful to one's current diet and fitness plan.

Activity with your SO: Picture this. You go to M1 and basically get your testicles sucked out of your body through your cock. You promptly return home to find your SO in a frisky mood. What do you do then? You certainly can't tell her that you just had your cock sucked, balls sucked, asshole rimmed, and the shit fucked out of you in multiple positions by a hot Asian grandma. Do you give her the old headache excuse? Tell her you have the swine flu that's going around? Do you stage a personal accident and fall down some stairs? Think about it.

ATM: For those that don't know, this mean ass-to-mouth. Many of these divine Asian therapists provide the service of tossing one's salad. I'm not a big fan of this particular sport, but being an open-minded guy, I have allowed them to, from time to time, dine on my ass. Some (the old Sugar) are very aggressive with this act.as if they were at the Sweden House buffet and it was free for Koreans day. After raping your asshole with her tongue, she may then try to soul kiss you. What do you do? Fight her off like a wild animal? Humbly accept the kiss? If you do, does that make you gay or bisexual? You may have a whole new set of problems / fetishes that needs to be discussed with a counselor.

Parking Lot Hazards: Unfortunately, AMPs are not typically located in posh suburban communities. M1 in particular, is in a sketchy area. You may have to deal with parking lot pan handlers, miscellaneous hoodrats, etc. Can you handle yourself? Or are you the type of guy that never went downtown until Dan Gilbert showed up? If you are the latter type, you will have to wait another 3 years for Hillary to have another shot. If she gets in, I'm sure she will protect you in the M1 parking lot.

Condoms: Sorry in advance for the rant, but seriously. If you enjoy your activities covered, BRING YOUR OWN RAINCOATS! Why would anyone use a hat that the girl brought in the room already out of the package? Have some professionalism. Stop at CVS first and spend $5 on your favorite brand. If you have leftovers and don't want to keep them cause your SO could find them, give them to the girl. She will thank you. If you choose to live on the wild side and rawdog, they will probably accommodate that too. Have a good time. If you prefer to be covered but you are still worried about the girl providing uncovered services to the rest of the world, then this hobby is probably not for you.

Table Shower Hazard: To me, the table shower is a highlight of the experience. To go and not get the table shower is like going to the bar and ordering a water. Yes, the washrag she uses on you was probably used on some truckers ass a half hour before you. Is it really something to worry about? Each person has to determine what the risk is for themselves. Consider this. Every time you eat at a restaurant you probably consume a small amount of fecal matter via some dirtbag cook that skips hand washing. At least the washrag has been in soap.

In conclusion, we as men, are surrounded by pitfalls and challenges every day. What we do in the face of these challenges determines what type of man we are. Do we just cower and turtle like a small child? Or do we boldly try new things and partake in life to the fullest? What would life be like today if the soldiers who crossed the English Channel in 1944 looked at the beaches of Normandy and said, "fuck this shit. It looks dangerous over there"? What if Prince had said, "that guitar looks difficult. It has 6 strings and shit. I'm just going to watch TV"? What if Nick Foles had said, "I don't want to run the trick play cause everyone will laugh at me like Brady if I drop the ball"?

Think about it.

[XirCom]

Never swallowed. In my dreams.

Always cim for me and swallow most of the time. But as always YMMV.

[NewGuy40]

I'm new who is Massage Breeze? How do I make contact?

[QuestForFun]

I've had f / s with her 2 times. Not fun at all and total dead fish. She give great head with cimws. A great value if you can get past her non-stop yammering about her son.

Never swallowed. In my dreams.

[Delgue]

BBBJ for sure and she's not shy about it. I've never had FS of any kind from her, but not for lack of trying. A few others have claimed FS but I doubt it. I still see her from time to time because she's a bargain. As always YMMV.

I agree with this.

I see her about 4 times a year and always leave happy but no go on F / S.

[LeftHand44]

BBBJ for sure and she's not shy about it. I've never had FS of any kind from her, but not for lack of trying. A few others have claimed FS but I doubt it. I still see her from time to time because she's a bargain. As always YMMV.

I've had f / s with her 2 times. Not fun at all and total dead fish. She give great head with cimws. A great value if you can get past her non-stop yammering about her son.

[JohnQP313]

BBBJ for sure and she's not shy about it. I've never had FS of any kind from her, but not for lack of trying. A few others have claimed FS but I doubt it. I still see her from time to time because she's a bargain. As always YMMV.

I've had FS from her at least twice, but it such a dead fish experience that it isn't even fun! Her quote to me the one time was "whatever gets it done!

She is a nice lady but I feel that She is completely asexual. Meaning she would have no problem NEVER having sex again.

Her price is right and her location is wonderful but I'd personally rather her give me oral or a HJ than full service as I feel she actually gets into that. Take it for what it's worth.

Stay safe,

JQP.

[XirCom]

Does anyone know if Massage Breeze does BBBJ or BBFS? I've been trying to book an appointment with her lately, but our schedules haven't cooperated. Thanks.

BBBJ for sure and she's not shy about it. I've never had FS of any kind from her, but not for lack of trying. A few others have claimed FS but I doubt it. I still see her from time to time because she's a bargain. As always YMMV.

[Acoustic53]

I normally keep my mouth shut but damn, this is too easy. Maybe try www.asianmailorderho.com? Just PM me your credit card info and I'll put in a good word for you.

LOL! Good one. I actually thought it was real for a moment, until I read the next sentence.

You're right, too easy. When I first read the OP's post, I thought, keep dreaming, pal.

[Gozno69]

I would love to have a dream where one of these lucky Asain women I could impregnate and give them a good ole American born baby #Merica.

I normally keep my mouth shut but damn, this is too easy. Maybe try www.asianmailorderho.com? Just PM me your credit card info and I'll put in a good word for you.

[Dmd7765]

Dreamt I went yesterday afternoon. Yellow wasn't available so I received Sugar. Paid $120.

Laid on my back she kissed all over my back, then flip, cover, shot, got cleaned up, then normal massage and on my way.

[IvanHomeless]

Does anyone know if Massage Breeze does BBBJ or BBFS? I've been trying to book an appointment with her lately, but our schedules haven't cooperated. Thanks.

[Double K]

I had the weekend open for some R&R. And dreaming away I visited two places.

The first was the AMP at 14 and Mound in Sterling Hts. I've been once before but I'm closer to the one at 15 and Dequinder. Both offer the same service. Decent massage with a HE.

The other was a newbie to me. Red Moon on Maple in Troy. I already knew what the outcome would be but wanted to try any how. The massage was good, really good. But she left nothing for any arousal. I expected DYI but jeez at least some teasing to get it going. Eastern on Auburn gives a really good massage as well, yet it's DYI but at least I get some good teasing.

Since Tokyo bust I'm struggling to find a replacement. The girls were enjoyable there.

[BlackCountry]

I would love to have a dream where one of these lucky Asain women I could impregnate and give them a good ole American born baby #Merica.

[JPhoto]

I dreamt of the Comfort Spa at 5955 and wayne rd in westland recently. The masseuse was attractive but offered nothing more than a HJ with some limited OTC roaming. The massage was just ok. I hope not to repeat that dream.