Massage Parlor Reports

**SlightlyHere** · 09-28-20 19:46

Originally Posted by TMan [View Original Post]

Can you clarify how much you paid? Did you say $200 and she gave you a 10 back? Her add states it 100 for the nuru, just wondered why you paid that amount.

There's no typo bro. Yes, her ad says $1, but that's no extras -- and I don't think the massage was worth $1, honestly. I threw down the pre-tip so she'd know it wasn't going to be a haggle-fest and that I wanted great service.

It's either that, or leave the money seen, available, and on the table telling them, "That's your tip for great service. ". They'll eyeball count it, and act accordingly. If you don't trust them, don't let them take the tip until the end.

**CarmeloJoe35** · 09-28-20 18:27

Anyone been to this place. I tried a search but the only thing that pops is Luckys in Jackson. It looks like it's right down the street from Tiffany. I'm going to be in the area tomorrow and thought I might try it out. Any info will help.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ndale-mi-91889#rubmaps.

**SandersNut** · 09-28-20 17:32

Originally Posted by ODawg [View Original Post]

That's why I ALWAYS bring my own. I saw a long time ago on this forum (I think it was m1) that places were re using rubbers and there was no way I was ever going to let that happen again. Be safe why'all.

Thats f-ing Hilarious.

**SenorVac** · 09-28-20 16:48

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

Spot on advice here BigBootyFan. As soon as I posted my review (even though my review was really a non-review if that makes any sense) my inbox got FLOODED with people begging for her number. We all need to be SUPER CAREFUL with who we are giving out info of SP's that aren't publicly advertising on their own. After all, this is a public forum that I'm sure is scanned by LEO's from time to time and the LAST THING we want to do is give those pigs a reason to try and shut down this board or go after SP's (or quite frankly US) because some of us decided to be careless with info. To all of the non senior members that we're requesting info from me, sorry for ignoring your request (s) for her number. GL to all of you out there and stay safe.

Agreed!! A lot of regular members with no reviews (even if they have been here for years) keep messaging me whenever we ask for digits. Be very careful.

**ProCheck** · 09-28-20 15:31

Originally Posted by Ecuyer [View Original Post]

I've seen Tiffany may times over the years. As mentioned, the most reviewed Lady in this forum. For good reasons. She is not only drop dead gorgeous, but a kind considerate individual. That is, if your treat her with respect. Otherwise, you may feel her wrath which probably is well deserved. I suspect one individual who has posted some scathing reviews lately may have been disrespectful, or even rude. The Saigon spa is a first class operation. You're always greeted by a lovely lady at the door. If Tiffany has to postpone, the comely Jenny or Ebony are there to take care of you. You will always leave very satisfied. I've been in this hobby a long time. There is nothing in the Metro area that compares. She has set the bar. As in restaurants, There's fast food and there's fine dining. Saigon is "fine dining". I can attest to that. Standards matter. I'm not compensated for this testimonial and no longer live in South East Michigan. Just giving credit where credit is due.

I'm agree 100%. How you show respect, what you get in return!

**LostInDetroit** · 09-28-20 15:28

Originally Posted by BigBootyFan [View Original Post]

Hey all seniors who I gave Sarah's number too please be real careful who you pass along her number too! I've gotten like 20 requests for her number. I have given many seniors her number because they can be trusted. I can look at their reviews and tell. Please be advised that I got requests from regular members that could be LEO -just saying. There is no way to know but I got several requests from guys with zero reviews- WTF.

And whoever said to just post the number out in the open- uh no that is a total dick selfish move!

Not trying to be rude but that puts her in possible danger of LEO or some weirdo messing with her.

Anyways seniors be selective of who you share your info with period!

Let's face it. We don't know who is on here but to the seniors that have given credible reports then they deserve the right. That's just how life works. You have to earn trust and respect from people. Fair is fair.

And the other regular members who asked for the number who are legit, sorry but I just won't do it. Nothing personal but just being cautious!

Spot on advice here BigBootyFan. As soon as I posted my review (even though my review was really a non-review if that makes any sense) my inbox got FLOODED with people begging for her number. We all need to be SUPER CAREFUL with who we are giving out info of SP's that aren't publicly advertising on their own. After all, this is a public forum that I'm sure is scanned by LEO's from time to time and the LAST THING we want to do is give those pigs a reason to try and shut down this board or go after SP's (or quite frankly US) because some of us decided to be careless with info. To all of the non senior members that we're requesting info from me, sorry for ignoring your request (s) for her number. GL to all of you out there and stay safe.

**T Man** · 09-28-20 15:09

Can you clarify how much you paid? Did you say $200 and she gave you a 10 back? Her add states it 100 for the nuru, just wondered why you paid that amount.

Originally Posted by SlightlyHere [View Original Post]

A lot has been posted about Downriver Nuru. I've never had a "real" nuru massage before, so I decided to check it out.

https://detroit.rubratings.com/142769

Made a hastily arranged appointment, but she accommodated me. It's downriver, but pretty easy to find, area feels pretty safe, wasn't bothered parking my car on the street, of course, around the corner as usual. Walking up, I can see what people are saying about her neighbor b / c there's a big ass cross on the door to the left, and some other "I'm more holy than you" type garb out for show. I'm sure that they are really pleasant to be neighbors with. She answers the door, and kinda jumps, b / c she knows that she doesn't recognize me. We greet, with the usual, "first time" AMP question, house is pretty clean, but not what I'd call tidy.

She's wearing a grey shirt and jean shorts, can tell that there's no bra in the shirt, but headlights are off. HOLY SHIT IS SHE PETITE. She's probably 4'8, maybe 4'11 at most, but not thin. I mean, she's in decent shape for being 50 ish. Like another poster said, (sorry forgot name there), standard AMP older lady. She's very nice, and smiley, thick accent, and I find that I have to speak clearly instead of my usual mumble. Grabs my hand, with chit chat, to the back room. I follow the lead of the last fabulous review (sorry bro, name slips my head) and drop $2 on the table, no questions; her eyes light up. Now, here's how you know she's a good person, honest lady. She-gives-me-ten-dollars-back and tells me that I might need some lunch money for tomorrow. I'm _literally_ jaw dropped. I've never seen such a thing. Maybe she doesn't take five dollar bills!? Like, WHOOOAAAA.

So, I get naked, get on the table. The table is, I dunno, kinda wide, and definitely not a traditional massage table. Kinda seems like a couple book shelves put together or something as I stare down through that little face toilet bowl thing. She damn near immediately does a cop check and tickles my balls from behind, "Yep, that's ok, you can touch there all you like!" The massage starts, and she's using oil, Swedish massage style, but with some pressure in places. One thing I didn't expect is that her hands are kind of rough, like she works outdoors or something. I point out a place that is sore -- been working outside -- and she goes and gets a rolly tool and works it out. All good. Once in a while, she's teasing the boys. I tell her that I've never had a Nuru massage, and she goes, "We'll fix that. ".

What I didn't expect is that, after a bit, she gets this really warm gel stuff, and puts it on my back for the Nuru. Climbs her short self up and starts rubbing her body on me. Now, listen, I'm not trying to spoil or hate on anyone, but this is what was in my mind. I kind of, couldn't tell if it was belly or titty rubbing me, like, it was just a solid mass, with some rough pubes sliding along as well. She rubs herself all along my back, and legs, rubbing her pussy on it a bit. Honestly, I was a little grossed out rather than turned on by it. Listening to this slurping sound, feeling those pubes, thinking about the petite, but kinda thick 50+ asian lady on me. Just didn't do it. After a bit, she dismounts, and my mind is going, "FLIP TIME!" and she smacks my ass and says, "Lets go wash you up and finish you off. " So, ok, we're on our way to that other room that my fellow monger discussed. Sweet.

Go in the shower. There's about 10 bars of Irish Spring laying on the counter top, some mouth wash, and plenty of liquid soap. She washes me down, and then hops into the shower with me, where I wash her down. She drops for a BBBJ and goes at it. It was good, but her mouth is small, so at depth, I had some teeth action on it. Excellent effort though, you could tell she wanted that finish. We dry off, and here, again, I'm thinking, "special Nuru Room!" but she takes me back to the massage room, tells me to lay face up on the table and tries to finish me off with a hand job. That just wasn't going to get it either. She's apologetic, and admits that she was nervous with me, but has another appointment in 15 minutes. She promises that if / when I come back, she's going to give me to top tier primo service. . .

I can tell she has skills, and with the top tier service, it'd be pretty hot. But all in all, I probably won't repeat. I've probably just had enough older lady AMP in my life for that drive, and I'm afraid she couldn't take the whole dick if I were to try to give it to her -- although some of those ladies surprise me.

Alright, Stay Safe.

**HeeJung47** · 09-28-20 14:37

Originally Posted by HiRoller [View Original Post]

Are you talking about Tiffany or Ellie?

Clearly, its Tiffany he is talking about.

**HeeJung47** · 09-28-20 14:36

Originally Posted by Ecuyer [View Original Post]

Personally I can't say enough about this place. As reported I usually go early and get many hands. Joy closes with a pretty good HJ. Quoting Cosmo Kramer, " I left feeling as loose as cream corn". Can't think of any better.

Bella Touch is pretty much the exact same thing as Famous, Shiatsu, Van Dyke, Alice, Empire, and Yoshiko. They are all Chinese-Korean from the same schooling. The service and prices are pretty much exact. Take your pick. However, Shiatsu Well Being clearly has the best looking girls on the East side, hands down. There is a real cutie at the Chinese spa at 14 and Ryan named Cindy, FYI.

**HawaBoy55** · 09-28-20 14:00

Kind of a whole in the wall but close so ventured there. Was greeted by an average 40's type and she said she was the only one there so she locked door behind us, kind of weird.

They do have full clean rooms but the massage was quite non existent, just kept asking how I know about the place and what I was looking for.

Everything seemed kinda rushed and landed up with a Mediocre release despite OTCR.

Can't say I'd repeat because I paid for 1 hr and was maybe in there for 30 min max. Total damage was $.

**RaidersFan53** · 09-28-20 11:22

Hey fellow mongers,

I live in Waterford and I'm wondering if anyone has seen her lately and if so is she worth seeing. Any info would be great.

**SlightlyHere** · 09-28-20 11:14

A lot has been posted about Downriver Nuru. I've never had a "real" nuru massage before, so I decided to check it out.

https://detroit.rubratings.com/142769

Made a hastily arranged appointment, but she accommodated me. It's downriver, but pretty easy to find, area feels pretty safe, wasn't bothered parking my car on the street, of course, around the corner as usual. Walking up, I can see what people are saying about her neighbor b / c there's a big ass cross on the door to the left, and some other "I'm more holy than you" type garb out for show. I'm sure that they are really pleasant to be neighbors with. She answers the door, and kinda jumps, b / c she knows that she doesn't recognize me. We greet, with the usual, "first time" AMP question, house is pretty clean, but not what I'd call tidy.

She's wearing a grey shirt and jean shorts, can tell that there's no bra in the shirt, but headlights are off. HOLY SHIT IS SHE PETITE. She's probably 4'8, maybe 4'11 at most, but not thin. I mean, she's in decent shape for being 50 ish. Like another poster said, (sorry forgot name there), standard AMP older lady. She's very nice, and smiley, thick accent, and I find that I have to speak clearly instead of my usual mumble. Grabs my hand, with chit chat, to the back room. I follow the lead of the last fabulous review (sorry bro, name slips my head) and drop $2 on the table, no questions; her eyes light up. Now, here's how you know she's a good person, honest lady. She-gives-me-ten-dollars-back and tells me that I might need some lunch money for tomorrow. I'm _literally_ jaw dropped. I've never seen such a thing. Maybe she doesn't take five dollar bills!? Like, WHOOOAAAA.

So, I get naked, get on the table. The table is, I dunno, kinda wide, and definitely not a traditional massage table. Kinda seems like a couple book shelves put together or something as I stare down through that little face toilet bowl thing. She damn near immediately does a cop check and tickles my balls from behind, "Yep, that's ok, you can touch there all you like!" The massage starts, and she's using oil, Swedish massage style, but with some pressure in places. One thing I didn't expect is that her hands are kind of rough, like she works outdoors or something. I point out a place that is sore -- been working outside -- and she goes and gets a rolly tool and works it out. All good. Once in a while, she's teasing the boys. I tell her that I've never had a Nuru massage, and she goes, "We'll fix that. ".

What I didn't expect is that, after a bit, she gets this really warm gel stuff, and puts it on my back for the Nuru. Climbs her short self up and starts rubbing her body on me. Now, listen, I'm not trying to spoil or hate on anyone, but this is what was in my mind. I kind of, couldn't tell if it was belly or titty rubbing me, like, it was just a solid mass, with some rough pubes sliding along as well. She rubs herself all along my back, and legs, rubbing her pussy on it a bit. Honestly, I was a little grossed out rather than turned on by it. Listening to this slurping sound, feeling those pubes, thinking about the petite, but kinda thick 50+ asian lady on me. Just didn't do it. After a bit, she dismounts, and my mind is going, "FLIP TIME!" and she smacks my ass and says, "Lets go wash you up and finish you off. " So, ok, we're on our way to that other room that my fellow monger discussed. Sweet.

Go in the shower. There's about 10 bars of Irish Spring laying on the counter top, some mouth wash, and plenty of liquid soap. She washes me down, and then hops into the shower with me, where I wash her down. She drops for a BBBJ and goes at it. It was good, but her mouth is small, so at depth, I had some teeth action on it. Excellent effort though, you could tell she wanted that finish. We dry off, and here, again, I'm thinking, "special Nuru Room!" but she takes me back to the massage room, tells me to lay face up on the table and tries to finish me off with a hand job. That just wasn't going to get it either. She's apologetic, and admits that she was nervous with me, but has another appointment in 15 minutes. She promises that if / when I come back, she's going to give me to top tier primo service. . .

I can tell she has skills, and with the top tier service, it'd be pretty hot. But all in all, I probably won't repeat. I've probably just had enough older lady AMP in my life for that drive, and I'm afraid she couldn't take the whole dick if I were to try to give it to her -- although some of those ladies surprise me.

Alright, Stay Safe.

**SlightlyHere** · 09-28-20 10:31

Originally Posted by BigBootyFan [View Original Post]

Hey all seniors who I gave Sarah's number too please be real careful who you pass along her number too! I've gotten like 20 requests for her number. I have given many seniors her number because they can be trusted. I can look at their reviews and tell. Please be advised that I got requests from regular members that could be LEO -just saying. There is no way to know but I got several requests from guys with zero reviews- WTF.

And whoever said to just post the number out in the open- uh no that is a total dick selfish move!

Not trying to be rude but that puts her in possible danger of LEO or some weirdo messing with her.

Anyways seniors be selective of who you share your info with period!

Let's face it. We don't know who is on here but to the seniors that have given credible reports then they deserve the right. That's just how life works. You have to earn trust and respect from people. Fair is fair.

And the other regular members who asked for the number who are legit, sorry but I just won't do it. Nothing personal but just being cautious!

After I posted, I got damn near FLOODED with requests for info. . . Even though her link was still in my post and her ad was still up. Now, I can understand, at this point, her ad is gone, and she's operating on regulars, or people from this forum. But I didn't reply to a single request, b / c in my mind, even being a Senior Member, like, the info is there. Asking me exactly how much cash, and exactly what she does, and shit like that. Hey man, I gave the most stellar review I've ever given, and if you read my reviews, they don't come often.

Not trying to lay out a "No True Scotsman" logical falsehood, but Senior Mongers (which is what it should say instead of Senior Member) know that on a stellar review, it's worth shaking the dice. Yeah, maybe she's not going to let you fuck her ass (she's not), but it's stellar service and there are plenty a crack ***** who'll give you that one thing you MUST HAVE.

This massage thing is about the experience overall, the seduction and shit. Go to the escorts section if you want to know if a chick is into Wolfbagging or the Rusty Trombone.

It would help, however, if the forum was more threaded by provider. I'm not sure if that's a possibility.

**Ecuyer** · 09-28-20 10:10

I've seen Tiffany may times over the years. As mentioned, the most reviewed Lady in this forum. For good reasons. She is not only drop dead gorgeous, but a kind considerate individual. That is, if your treat her with respect. Otherwise, you may feel her wrath which probably is well deserved. I suspect one individual who has posted some scathing reviews lately may have been disrespectful, or even rude. The Saigon spa is a first class operation. You're always greeted by a lovely lady at the door. If Tiffany has to postpone, the comely Jenny or Ebony are there to take care of you. You will always leave very satisfied. I've been in this hobby a long time. There is nothing in the Metro area that compares. She has set the bar. As in restaurants, There's fast food and there's fine dining. Saigon is "fine dining". I can attest to that. Standards matter. I'm not compensated for this testimonial and no longer live in South East Michigan. Just giving credit where credit is due.

**Jd2011** · 09-28-20 07:12

Don't forget about the frequent visitor card. I can't remember the actual number, but with something like 8 visits, you get a free session.

Originally Posted by Ecuyer [View Original Post]

Personally I can't say enough about this place. As reported I usually go early and get many hands. Joy closes with a pretty good HJ. Quoting Cosmo Kramer, " I left feeling as loose as cream corn". Can't think of any better.