Massage Parlor Reports

[OnAnonAnon]

I need a massage and extras would be great too. But since the shutdown, all the AMP phone numbers go to VM. Until I called Ocean Wellness. A guy answered. And I hung-up; worried that I had mis-dialed. I called again, dialing more deliberately (734-xxx-0262). Same guy answered. I did not want to talk to a guy. BWTH, they might be open.

I drive the eight miles to their location (Middlebelt, between 5 & 6 Mile) and notice that the outside sign on the building is on and there are two cars are in the parking lot. Hurray! But the neon OPEN sign in the window is off and the hanging sign inside the door is flipped to Closed. Huh? The door is locked, but I think the hallway light might be on. I knock. Nobody answers. I call again while standing outside and hear their phone ring. Same guy answers and the phone inside the door stops ringing. But I don't like talking with guys, so I hang-up.

I have nothing better to do at home or anywhere else, so I park across the street to watch. I was fiddling on my phone and did not notice the black truck leave. Only one car in their parking lot now. I call and nothing. No ringing. No answer. No busy signal. No VM. Nothing. I call again. No phone company recording. Nothing.

I almost missed the red SUV leave because I was fiddling with my phone. I pull alongside at a red light. A 30-something asian lady in the passenger seat and white guy at least twice her age is driving.

I have called a few times since and still nothing. Does their phone number (734-xxx-0262) work for anyone else?

[Concupiscent69]

It's just a Massage when the provider is Nude. FYI.

It's just a massage when the provider is wearing clothes also. What's your point?

[Joey King]

Anyone know of anyone working this week? Looking for something North and East, most likely private residence or outcall. PM's are fine. Thanks.

[IDime]

That's what it is. She uses the crack of her ass to massage the penis. Similar to titty fucking.

It's just a Massage when the provider is Nude. FYI.

[Concupiscent69]

It's the word she uses. She never explained when I asked her. My guess it's a butt crack massage sort of like a rear end body slide or nude lap dance.

Maybe she thinks there is less risk of spreading the virus when you don't face each other.

That's what it is. She uses the crack of her ass to massage the penis. Similar to titty fucking.

[FrankyV8]

Everything was available. But I did not partake beyond the standard. She was in a night gown and UTC roaming was freely available. Just not really into her.

Do you recall what her ethnicity is?

[MagnifiRod]

It's the word she uses. She never explained when I asked her. My guess it's a butt crack massage sort of like a rear end body slide or nude lap dance.

Maybe she thinks there is less risk of spreading the virus when you don't face each other.

Whats Brazilian? I googled Brazilian massage and several different answers popped up.

[Tommy101]

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Please don't feed the trolls.

A2

[T Long]

Does that mean there were no extra services? Where are the piercings?

Everything was available. But I did not partake beyond the standard. She was in a night gown and UTC roaming was freely available. Just not really into her.

[Tom R]

This ad looks familiar. Does anyone know if Anna's is open again.

https://detroit.rubratings.com/63688

This is interesting. The location looks familiar. The phone number (1261) is one of Anna's that I used to call at least one or two years ago.

But I guess most probably this is still her old ad, but somehow got updated.

[MagnifiRod]

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[Wally2822]

Jen will only do Brazilian now. I would go to her except she's such a flake and difficult to schedule.

Whats Brazilian? I googled Brazilian massage and several different answers popped up.

[TridentD]

I was in need of a massage and to drain my tool. I called the D and lady. I asked her if she would wear a N95 mask while I was there. She said of course. Since we both were wearing them, I skipped the nuru slide and just went for the regular massage with HJ. It sounds weird but it really wasn't that bad. She sure can work a dick. Afterwards, I showered and left. I will certainly go again if this shit continues.

[Concupiscent69]

I saw Jazz earlier this week. First and last time. Not impressed at all. The table was uncomfortable, the piercings were a huge turnoff for me, massage wasn't that good, I don't really find her that attractive. I guess I'm really partial to Asians. Tiffany is getting scary, and boring, and pricey, so I may try Bonita later on after this whole shut down is over. I've not been with a Latino provider yet.

Does that mean there were no extra services? Where are the piercings?

[T Long]

All commercial storefronts are either closed or lying low. I know that some providers are working but are also being somewhat restrictive. If you have seen any of these:

Bonita Diaz, Lisa, Downriver Nuru, Commerce Jen, and Massage Breese, you might try calling them. I know they are seeing previous clients on a limited basis. Also, if you know Tiffany, give her a call. You never know what might develop.

I saw Jazz earlier this week. First and last time. Not impressed at all. The table was uncomfortable, the piercings were a huge turnoff for me, massage wasn't that good, I don't really find her that attractive. I guess I'm really partial to Asians. Tiffany is getting scary, and boring, and pricey, so I may try Bonita later on after this whole shut down is over. I've not been with a Latino provider yet.