Streetwalker Reports

[MrHardBody]

I was on John are looking to see something. I saw a white lady wearing all black walking south. Looked like she had reddish hair. We made good eye contact and she looked back when I drove past her. I didn't have any cash, so I made a quick stop at a gas station. I saw another white lady with blonde hair. We made good contact, but I had to run in the store. She was gone when I exited the station. I said, "Damn! Someone picked her up fast!" What a lost.

I drove south on John are to look for the lady in all black, but she was gone, too. I was a bit sad because I had a good feeling about her. I saw a few other ladies out, but they were a hard pass.

It's like I blinked and they're gone.

[Simp5050]

Picked up blue the other day off evergreen. She's so tight I can barely fit in her. But I love pounding it out when it's that tight. I never have any problems with blue. There were a few other girls roaming around. Warrendale is always hit or miss. When it's good it's great when it's bad it's worse.

What'd she look like and about where was she? Get a notel?

[CommanderThicc]

Agreed that this interviewer wasn't my cup of tea, I prefer Soft White Underbelly, but its nice to see a Detroit version and to have a face to go with the name.

Good point. I don't mean to trash the interviewer either. Just compared to his other videos he was a little aggro this time, but I appreciate his work. Shows the humanity in our world ya know? That being said it's also good advertising LOL.

[Pinhead Larry]

Agreed that this interviewer wasn't my cup of tea, I prefer Soft White Underbelly, but its nice to see a Detroit version and to have a face to go with the name.

Detroit Street Tales on You Tube features a Blue interview.

[CommanderThicc]

Detroit Street Tales on You Tube features a Blue interview.

I just watched it. The interviewer seemed kinda mean to her not going to lie.

[Hedonis7]

Picked up blue the other day off evergreen. She's so tight I can barely fit in her. But I love pounding it out when it's that tight. I never have any problems with blue. There were a few other girls roaming around. Warrendale is always hit or miss. When it's good it's great when it's bad it's worse.

Detroit Street Tales on You Tube features a Blue interview.

[BusHunter69]

Picked up blue the other day off evergreen. She's so tight I can barely fit in her. But I love pounding it out when it's that tight. I never have any problems with blue. There were a few other girls roaming around. Warrendale is always hit or miss. When it's good it's great when it's bad it's worse.

[Wleakr]

If you would like her digits, please ask yourself these questions before DMing me:

1) Do you have a lot of posts, but they are all dipshit questions and don't provide and actionable info?

2) Are you the douchebag that has only 2 posts but promise to trade digits and provide intel, only to never be heard from again?

3) Are you the dumbass that has posted often, but your grammar is so bad that I need to resurrect and hire the code breakers of WW2 to understand your posts?

If you answer yes to any or all of these questions, please don't waste your time. Just stay in your mom's basement and turn on the porn.

If this site did stickie posts, this would be the gold standard! While reading this cracked me up, I realize it's hilarious because of how accurate it describes folks who ask for info. LOL!

[HookerLover]

Good Day Gents:

It's been a while for me. I've had a steady stream of new recruits into the club coming from the civilian population. Nevertheless, I decided to treat myself for the holidays today; and of course, I was sure there was a young lass out there who deserved some JD Christmas tinsel dripping off of her face. Face blasting is often difficult to find in the civilian world, so I inevitably end up back in the streets to scratch that itch. I headed out around lunch, hitting all the east side spots. As you may know, the streets are dam near empty anymore. I hit Chalmers, Harper and the are. I was hoping to find Nikki that you guys have been talking about, but no luck. I did see a stunner heading east on 6 mile from John are, but she was walking with a black dude and didn't seem interested. She was white, tall, skinny, young, long brown hair with blonde highlights. Anyone know this girl? I also saw an older, thick black walker on Chalmers near Harper. I was sitting at a stop sign as she approached and said, "please, please, I just want to suck a dick". She seemed coherent, and as tempting as it seemed, she was a little too forward for me. I like a little romance in my interactions. LOL.

After a couple of hours, I finally scooped Barbi (or Bambi) off Chalmers, near Harper. She is thick, younger looking (I would have guessed her to be early 30's, but she said she is 42), white, dirty blonde, short, big nose, teeth are a bit jacked, coherent. Didn't seem too bad. She asked if I wanted the best BJ I've ever had. I replied that while that certainly sounded nice, I was looking for a full service date at a notel, with pics / video, and the JD Signature Facial Blast ending. She was like, "yeah, that sounds great. I love facials, making movies, and I give the best head ever". YAWN. We agreed to sixty five clams, although she says she typically charges a hundo. YAWN AGAIN. On the way to the notel, she proceeded to tell me how she is never out on the street and usually works off her phone from ads; but somehow, she knew all the street girls. Must be that special ESP all working girls have.

Oh man, this girl has been around a LONG time. I believe she was just in rehab, which is why she is thicker. She is normally pretty skinny, with a terrible stomach from all the baby damage. She will be blowing you up now, so be ready for that. She thinks the is the number 1 hooker down there. Knows everyone. Pocohontas is one of her duo partners. They used to live together right there. I have seen her a few times, but it's been over a year since the last time. I didn't really enjoy my time with her. Usually has a ton of makeup, almost clown like make up.

[Jd2011]

Good Day Gents:

It's been a while for me. I've had a steady stream of new recruits into the club coming from the civilian population. Nevertheless, I decided to treat myself for the holidays today; and of course, I was sure there was a young lass out there who deserved some JD Christmas tinsel dripping off of her face. Face blasting is often difficult to find in the civilian world, so I inevitably end up back in the streets to scratch that itch. I headed out around lunch, hitting all the east side spots. As you may know, the streets are dam near empty anymore. I hit Chalmers, Harper and the are. I was hoping to find Nikki that you guys have been talking about, but no luck. I did see a stunner heading east on 6 mile from John are, but she was walking with a black dude and didn't seem interested. She was white, tall, skinny, young, long brown hair with blonde highlights. Anyone know this girl? I also saw an older, thick black walker on Chalmers near Harper. I was sitting at a stop sign as she approached and said, "please, please, I just want to suck a dick". She seemed coherent, and as tempting as it seemed, she was a little too forward for me. I like a little romance in my interactions. LOL.

After a couple of hours, I finally scooped Barbi (or Bambi) off Chalmers, near Harper. She is thick, younger looking (I would have guessed her to be early 30's, but she said she is 42), white, dirty blonde, short, big nose, teeth are a bit jacked, coherent. Didn't seem too bad. She asked if I wanted the best BJ I've ever had. I replied that while that certainly sounded nice, I was looking for a full service date at a notel, with pics / video, and the JD Signature Facial Blast ending. She was like, "yeah, that sounds great. I love facials, making movies, and I give the best head ever". YAWN. We agreed to sixty five clams, although she says she typically charges a hundo. YAWN AGAIN. On the way to the notel, she proceeded to tell me how she is never out on the street and usually works off her phone from ads; but somehow, she knew all the street girls. Must be that special ESP all working girls have.

Once at the notel, the clothes came off. She has surprising small tits for her thick frame. Big nipples and aereolas though, and a shaved innie vagheen. Surprisingly tight for shitting out 4 kids. Kind of an odd configuration; but I like oddities. She said she just got out of rehab. YAWN. If that's true, when she thins out on the street, she will have Melissa Ashley style tits. Activities enjoyed were as follows: BBJ with ball licking and sucking; FS mish & K9, finishing with the Signature JD Facial Blast. I did not inquire about Canadian as it is not my bag. Overall, the session was a bit rushed. Grades were as follows:

BJ / BLS: C+ I thought she was the GOAT? LOL.

Full Service: B- I pounded her in both mish and K9.she took it but complained about the JD Sausage. Just got out of rehab, haven't had sex in a while, blah blah. YAWN. When she complained, I just turned up the porn on the TV.

JD Signature Facial Blast: C- She took about 4 ropes across the schnozz and 5-head and scrambled for the bathroom as I snapped the rest out on her as she made her escape. I thought she loved facials? LOL.

Overall grade would be a C. I've had better, but have certainly had much worse. She claims to have a duo partner. Maybe I will take her up on that if I'm in the mood at some point. Unfortunately, I promised to not post any pictures or video. Moving forward, I think I'm going to tell them it will get posted if they don't live up to their end of the bargain. Barbi was definitely in the gray area on living up to her end of the bargain. I do have digits for contributing members in good standing. Although I imagine any monger serious about the craft has probably already fucked her. If you would like her digits, please ask yourself these questions before DMing me:

1) Do you have a lot of posts, but they are all dipshit questions and don't provide and actionable info?

2) Are you the douchebag that has only 2 posts but promise to trade digits and provide intel, only to never be heard from again?

3) Are you the dumbass that has posted often, but your grammar is so bad that I need to resurrect and hire the code breakers of WW2 to understand your posts?

If you answer yes to any or all of these questions, please don't waste your time. Just stay in your mom's basement and turn on the porn.

All that said, I hope everyone has a fabulous holiday season.

JD.

[LookingForA10]

I made a few passes on Baldwin this afternoon and didn't see anything, headed North to leave and spotted a thin white woman in the liquor store parking lot north of Montcalm. I pulled in and made eye contact, she approached and said she was trying to make some money, score!! She hopped in, a late 20's WSW with shoulder length curly ish black hair, a nice thin body, she said her name was Kelly. This chick is absolutely crazy, agreed to BBBJ for 60, she originally asked for 100, it was pretty lame but got the job done. She's either crazy, or cracked out jumpy and jittery, I wouldn't pick her up again.

[MrHardBody]

Cute little Sws short dark hair blonde hi lites at the moment the are by edgevale & 6 mile & are she always around.

Thank you.

[MrStandUp]

May you PM me?

Cute little Sws short dark hair blonde hi lites at the moment the are by edgevale & 6 mile & are she always around.

[BigBlockChuck]

Saw a video of Paige from Iwaschosen's page. Whatever happen to her? Are the rumors she's out the game because she started dating someone?

I texted last spring and she said she retired. But she posted an add in August.

[MrHardBody]

I've saw her twice in too days both times BBBJCIM with swallow was incredible. And she was looking decent a lot better then the last few times last year.

May you PM me?