Escort Reports

[Van Lopez]

"I had enough of that nonsense I tell her stop and I get to work. Mish but her bottom half is so big that I can hardly get in deep enough. I was finally able to bust into the bag but the whole experience was shit".

Just a tip. When a chick has a thick middle and you're doing missionary, prop a pillow under her ass to elevate her pussy. Anyways works for me.

I always use that trick for DATY. I like narrow assed women. LOL.

[TipTopTip]

I don't think I've seen her mentioned before or know if she's been around for awhile. I just know I want to see what she's about. I'm tired of chicks flaking on me and I want somebody who will actually show up and be ready to do something. I don't have free time to do things like this so I try to make the best of my time when I can try this out.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168140449

[HumphreyB]

Any reports on this one?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...l/158550398342

[KennJak]

She looks horrible.

Seriously she is hideous.

[NeilYoung999]

"I had enough of that nonsense I tell her stop and I get to work. Mish but her bottom half is so big that I can hardly get in deep enough. I was finally able to bust into the bag but the whole experience was shit".

Just a tip. When a chick has a thick middle and you're doing missionary, prop a pillow under her ass to elevate her pussy. Anyways works for me.

[Formula382]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168078620

Went and seen this one on Saturday afternoon. Excellent communication, very prompt. Set up at a decent hotel near the airport. Pics are definitely her and recent. That's where all the good stuff ends. Tons of rules. Very mechanical. Covered everything, you can't touch her anywhere below the waist. No kissing, didn't even like to be hugged. Tried to put the condom on me as soon as I took my pants off, she didn't even make an attempt to make me hard to get the condom on. She doesn't ride, she doesn't do doggy, you can't do Missionary, she makes you either sit or lay down for the mediocre blowjob that she gives you. I was in town just for a couple hours and didn't have time to spare or else I would have walked out and went and looked somewhere else. Definitely don't recommend.

She looks horrible.

[Timberwolf]

I've been wanting to see her for quite a while but because of poor communication I usually gave up.

I was finally able to see her Friday even though coms were spotty at best.

The good: Pics are accurate. She's actually quite pretty and friendly. No signs of candy use. She wasn't stoned out of her mind and I don't think she does drugs at all.

The bad: Her ass is fat. Like way bigger than it looks in the pictures. And she has a belly. These are bad in my book. Also a clock watcher with lots of rules.

I get to her apartment and she answers almost naked. Just wearing stockings and garter with a nice set of unenhanced B's. Great. Then I notice her ass. It's big. And that garter is holding / covering a gut. Not my thing at all. Her apartment is a MESS. Claims shes moving but it looks well lived in with shit everywhere. She also has a dog in there with her. It's a really nice dog and very well behaved. The dog wasn't a problem. At least for me.

Bigger gut and ass than her pics? Because she clearly has both in her ad. So no one is confused this is NOT the same Jessica Jones from the old Michigan boards who has resurfaced recently.

[Formula382]

i've been wanting to see her for quite a while but because of poor communication i usually gave up.

I was finally able to see her friday even though coms were spotty at best.

The good: Pics are accurate. She's actually quite pretty and friendly. No signs of candy use. She wasn't stoned out of her mind and i don't think she does drugs at all.

The bad: Her ass is fat. Like way bigger than it looks in the pictures. And she has a belly. These are bad in my book. Also a clock watcher with lots of rules.

I get to her apartment and she answers almost naked. Just wearing stockings and garter with a nice set of unenhanced b's. Great. Then i notice her ass. It's big. And that garter is holding / covering a gut. Not my thing at all. Her apartment is a mess. Claims shes moving but it looks well lived in with shit everywhere. She also has a dog in there with her. It's a really nice dog and very well behaved. The dog wasn't a problem. At least for me.

I get undressed and out come the rules. No daty, no fiv, no fia, no kissing, no titty sucking and everything covered.

Sit down on the couch and she immediately puts the cover on and starts with the worst bj i've ever had. No kidding. The worst. And i've had some bad ones. My johnson never even makes it into her mouth. It's all lips on just the head. Fucking terrible.

After i had enough of that nonsense i tell her stop and i get to work. Mish but her bottom half is so big that i can hardly get in deep enough. I was finally able to bust into the bag but the whole experience was shit.

It's really to bad. She's very attractive and if she lost some of the lower half weight and focused more on providing a good experience, she could probably move up to being a high end escort and charge high end prices.

Damage was $$ for hh. Not worth it at all and i won't be repeating. But if an attractive face with a huge ass, floppy belly, clock watching, lots rules and shitty service is your thing then maybe give her call.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168073397

thank you.

[Timberwolf]

It was a scary experience because anything could've happen to me. Thank God a family member or someone didn't pop up. I figured since I'm there, I might as well deal with it all. Good thing was it was in the morning. Bottomline, I'd NEVER go to trap house (I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, etc). If I had gotten caught up in anything (robbery, police stings, shootout), it would've been extremely bad for me, if you catch my drift. Wrong place, right time, I guess.

We've all been to at least one incall where we figured "Well, she didn't ghost, and I'm already here" when we should have bailed.

[JoeyRamone]

I've been wanting to see her for quite a while but because of poor communication I usually gave up.

I was finally able to see her Friday even though coms were spotty at best.

The good: Pics are accurate. She's actually quite pretty and friendly. No signs of candy use. She wasn't stoned out of her mind and I don't think she does drugs at all.

The bad: Her ass is fat. Like way bigger than it looks in the pictures. And she has a belly. These are bad in my book. Also a clock watcher with lots of rules.

I get to her apartment and she answers almost naked. Just wearing stockings and garter with a nice set of unenhanced B's. Great. Then I notice her ass. It's big. And that garter is holding / covering a gut. Not my thing at all. Her apartment is a MESS. Claims shes moving but it looks well lived in with shit everywhere. She also has a dog in there with her. It's a really nice dog and very well behaved. The dog wasn't a problem. At least for me.

I get undressed and out come the rules. No DATY, no FIV, no FIA, no kissing, no titty sucking and everything covered.

Sit down on the couch and she immediately puts the cover on and starts with the worst BJ I've ever had. No kidding. The worst. And I've had some bad ones. My johnson never even makes it into her mouth. It's all lips on just the head. Fucking terrible.

After I had enough of that nonsense I tell her stop and I get to work. Mish but her bottom half is so big that I can hardly get in deep enough. I was finally able to bust into the bag but the whole experience was shit.

It's really to bad. She's very attractive and if she lost some of the lower half weight and focused more on providing a good experience, she could probably move up to being a high end escort and charge high end prices.

Damage was $$ for hh. Not worth it at all and I won't be repeating. But if an attractive face with a huge ass, floppy belly, clock watching, lots rules and shitty service is your thing then maybe give her call.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168073397

[Bench]

I haven't been on here much in the last couple years. I'm one of the older guard I guess you could say. Even though I haven't hit 50 yet. Anyways, I have to say, I'm a little surprised nobody recognizes Kourtney from the past. I know I did, the first time I saw her post in 2023. Curious if anyone else knows or remembered who she is? I'm going to wait a few days and see if anyone else remembers and then I'll spill the beans. I know some of you horny fuckers will be like " OH SHIT " I remember that!

I can't wait to find out.

[Random37]

Any experiences with this one? Communication doesn't seem to be to bad.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168118699

[PeterGozinya]

Hello gents, I'm in the Muskegon area planning a visit. Have any of you been with this young lady. Thanks for any info.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...-/806975114112

I haven't been on here much in the last couple years. I'm one of the older guard I guess you could say. Even though I haven't hit 50 yet. Anyways, I have to say, I'm a little surprised nobody recognizes Kourtney from the past. I know I did, the first time I saw her post in 2023. Curious if anyone else knows or remembered who she is? I'm going to wait a few days and see if anyone else remembers and then I'll spill the beans. I know some of you horny fuckers will be like " OH SHIT " I remember that!

[DaddyGoogle]

Detroit, my final night in town and my goodness did you deliver.

Alita is without a doubt the finest service I've encountered.

When I first saw her mentioned on the board, I Googled and was amazed to discover that she's a genuine porn star who shot for many of the big companies. Her catalog isn't deep, but I've definitely spent some time on her Pornhub page in the past. Seemed almost too good to be true. Why would she be in Detroit?

It took two messages to get through, but it says in her ad to keep trying, so I did. We worked out a time under tight constraints given that I was leaving town, but communications were excellent.

The spot was a 3-star hotel out in the burbs. Extremely comfortable and inviting.

I arrived to find her dressed in a sexy low cut cocktail dress and low heels. I won't bother to describe her. Just watch any of her videos. She looks just like that. Zero difference.

She offered by water or wine. I took water.

The kissing wasn't too deep at first, but I just asked for some tongue and she accommodated.

BBBJ was first up, with Anita dropping to her knees and giving a performance that felt as genuine as any dating BJ I've received. A lot of playful licking. A little bit of DT just to show she cares. Not a PSE at all. Serious GFE. Then we laid down for some 69 that was equally intimate and not at all mechanical.

It was so enthralling that I went straight to covered mish with deep eye contact and plenty of her playing with herself. I noticed she had a toy (a clitoral suction device that seems to be popular with real women) on the bedside table. So asked her to use it while I played with her a little but mostly watched. She didn't fake any sort of shaking orgasm. Just a genuine nice time.

It was then that I discovered her superpower. She has a two year old and is still lactating. Hand to god, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would NEVER have guessed she was a mother. Not a sag or a stretch mark anywhere. I've since gone back and watch some of her scenes shot before she was pregnant and there is zero difference in her body. Unbelievable.

We went back to it and I finished CIM. She swallowed and told me it was bitter and I needed to hydrate more. But it wasn't a scolding. It was just a friendly matter of fact and the sheer honestly was lovely.

We spent the last 20 minutes or so just cuddling, talking about the ups and downs of shooting porn, her relationship with her kids father, what brought her back to Detroit to be near family. Some of the things she told me were so raw that there's no conceivable reason she would make it up. Like how her kinks have diminished over time, and she's been in a cuddle phase since having a baby — which is, hormonal and typical in almost all new mothers.

I honestly felt like we were going to just spend the night together. It had all the post-coital vibes of a really really good first date. Except with someone with a really interesting life.

Then, of course, it was over, and as I was the last client of the night (she keeps short hours, but 3 pm-10 pm) she was eager to get home to her kid.

Detroit. I'll say it again. You have no idea what a gem your have. Just wow.

[TallYankee]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168078620

Went and seen this one on Saturday afternoon. Excellent communication, very prompt. Set up at a decent hotel near the airport. Pics are definitely her and recent. That's where all the good stuff ends. Tons of rules. Very mechanical. Covered everything, you can't touch her anywhere below the waist. No kissing, didn't even like to be hugged. Tried to put the condom on me as soon as I took my pants off, she didn't even make an attempt to make me hard to get the condom on. She doesn't ride, she doesn't do doggy, you can't do Missionary, she makes you either sit or lay down for the mediocre blowjob that she gives you. I was in town just for a couple hours and didn't have time to spare or else I would have walked out and went and looked somewhere else. Definitely don't recommend.