Strip Club Reports

[JesusChrisChan]

I don't mind the waitress asking if I want a drink frequently. That is her job and it is annoying if I want a drink and can't find a waitress.

However it is wrong and a hustle to imply you will be kicked out for not buying drinks. Tell them you brought money to spend and you don't intend to spend it all at once or all on drinks. I have often said I will buy another drink after I go to the VIP.

If they really kick you out for not buying drinks, report on it here. Report who the manager was and who the waitress was. Kicking out paying customers who do not cause other problems is not a sustainable business model.

MM.

It happened at SC and FC. Its not like they stop by and say do you need anything, its they start naming everything they have after I say no and lecture me saying if the manager sees you without a drink he might see me out. I already paid to get in, paid valet (at FC), I've tipped on stage. Attentive crosses over to pestering real quick. I get that they mainly make their cash off of tips but if I say no, I fucking said no.

[Marelobo Mex]

I was going to head out tonight to see Lexi from FC but I check insta and she is in NY. She has been of 5 trips to Detroit clubs the best service provider, tried getting 400 for head and 700 for full service LOL. I shut that shit down quick got BB for 400 total VIP, cover, drink, etc. The only thing that has really annoyed me with the clubs so far is waitress asking me to buy a drink every 5 minutes and telling me if I don't the manager might kick me out. I don't drink often and not if I'm driving from Lansing.

I don't mind the waitress asking if I want a drink frequently. That is her job and it is annoying if I want a drink and can't find a waitress.

However it is wrong and a hustle to imply you will be kicked out for not buying drinks. Tell them you brought money to spend and you don't intend to spend it all at once or all on drinks. I have often said I will buy another drink after I go to the VIP.

If they really kick you out for not buying drinks, report on it here. Report who the manager was and who the waitress was. Kicking out paying customers who do not cause other problems is not a sustainable business model.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

Got a booth at Landing Strip, a little after 9 PM and almost immediately had a lady in the booth asking if I was looking for pussy to which I replied "I just got here so I'm trying to have a drink first" but when she came back around half hour later, she said she didn't do extras LOL smh.

It was packed and as always filled with 20+ girls but only one or two that I might have been interested in and they were busy most of the time so by midnight I left and ventured over to check out the Silver Criket. No valet but still a cover to get in. It was packed with people and has a much more homie vibe to it than the upscale places I usually frequent. Its like the size of BT's almost but more people standing / walking around rather than everyone seated somewhere. I was pleased to see prettier girls than I did at Landing Strip, maybe I'm shallow but I enjoy a decently fit body with reasonable proportions, and they had at least a handful of girls that fit the description whereas LS had more average-body kind of ladies. Several Cuban ladies entered the room and took turns walking by me, some staring from across the room. They had their phone apps translating, & I'm not usually a fan of a lady who can't hold a conversation, but I was drunk & horny so I asked how much for everything & she said $$ so we went to the back. I gave 20 to the employee back there, he looked confused & in hindsight I don't think there was any fee to use the back rooms, LOL.

Silver Criket's VIP rooms are atrociously small, like smaller than BT's and separated by a literal shower curtain. I enjoyed the vibes, I appreciated the good-looking ladies, the bartenders were attentive, the manager was chill, but the VIP had me feeling like I was in some weird circus. I would probably go back, especially with a group of people. LS has been missing more than hitting lately when it comes to the attractiveness of the ladies, but I also understand I can be picky. FC is still my favorite but I'm more likely to go to BTs or SC than LS.

In my opinion BTs is about double the size of Criket. Criket has 6 booths and BTs has 12 booths.

In Criket typically in there is a $10 fee to use the VIP. You only pay once per night, not every time you go, so if you take three girls you only pay once. If the VIP dude thought you already went once then he wouldn't normally charge you again that could have been the confusion.

There is one larger VIP in Criket, it is almost always full. I have suggested to the manager that he charge more money to access the room. At least $20, as I would gladly pay that to have the bigger room available to me. So far my suggestion has not been acted on.

MM.

[MrHardBody]

"I feel better about not getting robbed by finding a streetwalker. ".

SWs are not in good areas. Not that clubs are in great parts of town, either, but they're in better parts of town than where the SWs are. Plus, clubs have incentive not to have bad stuff down in order to not bring heat upon themselves from the neighborhood, cops, etc. SWs are just one person who might have someone hiding in a Bush behind them. I'd trust a club 1000 before trusting a SW.

Dealing with escorts online is a major pain in the ass. So many fake ads and bad ones out there, especially in Detroit, where a lot of the good ones can make the money they need in the clubs.

The "rules" are part of what makes the experience safer. They're just guardrails. Follow them and there's a world of opportunity that can await.

This guy gets it.

Yes, there are dancers who will try and hustle you, as he said. But learn once and you typically don't need to learn many times again.

The good experiences usually outweigh the bad in the end.

Thanks for the reply, but too much going on. Too many eyes and ears and different ways to get robbed. Men constantly having to purchase drinks (I don't drink), having to worry about valet stealing stuff in your car, bad service / attitudes from the chicks, etc.

[Rg0794]

Who is everyone's go to for a big tit dancer? Looking to make a trip to run into some busty dancers this weekend! Thanks in advance.

[JesusChrisChan]

I was going to head out tonight to see Lexi from FC but I check insta and she is in NY. She has been of 5 trips to Detroit clubs the best service provider, tried getting 400 for head and 700 for full service LOL. I shut that shit down quick got BB for 400 total VIP, cover, drink, etc. The only thing that has really annoyed me with the clubs so far is waitress asking me to buy a drink every 5 minutes and telling me if I don't the manager might kick me out. I don't drink often and not if I'm driving from Lansing.

Maybe it was a blessing in disguise, met with Winter at BT. She a petite girl that used to be 260 and for losing all that weight it looks good. I've definitely seen worse cases of weight loss skin left over, maybe she got it removed idk. BBBJ (says she doesn't do it often, hadn't heard that before) CFS and wouldn't let my cum anywhere near her. Little odd since after taking the condom off she let get a couple strokes in. Wouldn't let me go raw otherwise but I guess she was feeling generous. 260 including VIP and tip.

Anyways the Cubans might not be all that bad, apparently they are driving the prices low, heard three girls complaining about it behind me. Apparently they all have the same Cuban pimp, idk if that's just BT but I'd assume its the same group shipping them all up here. If the prices come down some there isn't much to complain about, hopefully 200 stays the norm from the other girls but I'm not confident.

[Rgv956]

If she isn't back by tax day I'm going to assume she has taken her talents elsewhere. We spent a lot of time talking about different places in the world we've been too, she's a fearless traveler. She spent several months in Columbia a while back just because she wanted to visit it. She doesn't have family here, so I don't see a lot of incentive to come back. She did say that she liked Michigan and said that she had paid her landlord in advance so at least last fall her plan was to return.

Anyone here who has her on social media? Instagram perhaps. PM is fine. Who knows I might actually convince her. Just kidding.

Most of the girls I sit will give their social media if you befriend them.

Happy hunting.

[JesusChrisChan]

I was going to head out tonight to see Lexi from FC but I check insta and she is in NY. She has been of 5 trips to Detroit clubs the best service provider, tried getting 400 for head and 700 for full service LOL. I shut that shit down quick got BB for 400 total VIP, cover, drink, etc. The only thing that has really annoyed me with the clubs so far is waitress asking me to buy a drink every 5 minutes and telling me if I don't the manager might kick me out. I don't drink often and not if I'm driving from Lansing.

[Pinhead Larry]

Got a booth at Landing Strip, a little after 9 PM and almost immediately had a lady in the booth asking if I was looking for pussy to which I replied "I just got here so I'm trying to have a drink first" but when she came back around half hour later, she said she didn't do extras LOL smh.

It was packed and as always filled with 20+ girls but only one or two that I might have been interested in and they were busy most of the time so by midnight I left and ventured over to check out the Silver Criket. No valet but still a cover to get in. It was packed with people and has a much more homie vibe to it than the upscale places I usually frequent. Its like the size of BT's almost but more people standing / walking around rather than everyone seated somewhere. I was pleased to see prettier girls than I did at Landing Strip, maybe I'm shallow but I enjoy a decently fit body with reasonable proportions, and they had at least a handful of girls that fit the description whereas LS had more average-body kind of ladies. Several Cuban ladies entered the room and took turns walking by me, some staring from across the room. They had their phone apps translating, & I'm not usually a fan of a lady who can't hold a conversation, but I was drunk & horny so I asked how much for everything & she said $$ so we went to the back. I gave 20 to the employee back there, he looked confused & in hindsight I don't think there was any fee to use the back rooms, LOL.

Silver Criket's VIP rooms are atrociously small, like smaller than BT's and separated by a literal shower curtain. I enjoyed the vibes, I appreciated the good-looking ladies, the bartenders were attentive, the manager was chill, but the VIP had me feeling like I was in some weird circus. I would probably go back, especially with a group of people. LS has been missing more than hitting lately when it comes to the attractiveness of the ladies, but I also understand I can be picky. FC is still my favorite but I'm more likely to go to BTs or SC than LS.

[WinterKnight]

If she isn't back by tax day I'm going to assume she has taken her talents elsewhere. We spent a lot of time talking about different places in the world we've been too, she's a fearless traveler. She spent several months in Columbia a while back just because she wanted to visit it. She doesn't have family here, so I don't see a lot of incentive to come back. She did say that she liked Michigan and said that she had paid her landlord in advance so at least last fall her plan was to return.

I had a similar conversation with her, and my assumptions are the same as yours: she has no real ties here, and she has the whole world from which to choose her next destination. I will be first in line to see her if she returns; but if she doesn't, I wish her all the best, and safe travels. She'll make friends wherever she goes.

[WinterKnight]

Have read recent reports that Criket was dead or had few choices, so I went Monday afternoon to check. I planned to go to VIP only with certain dancers I know if they were there; but if they weren't there, then I would enjoy the company of new ladies but only for (mostly) clean dances.

The very first two dancers I met were very friendly and very easy to talk with. One was Dream, a tall, slender, firm, fit brunette, and Sammi, a pleasingly plump full-busted dark haired lady whose derrière was magnificent. Both of them impressed me with their candor, and that they were friendly towards each other, instead of being any. They both like Criket for its laid-back, friendly atmosphere, and I think this contributes greatly to a good working environment and good experience for the patrons.

I enjoyed some very frank conversation with each of the ladies for quite some time, so I reciprocated by agreeing to a couple of dances. Each of them had me aroused at the table, and rock hard by the time we entered VIP. This is not always true for me in the club, as I am older than most of you, so this is a sign these women are very good. Are they the best looking? No, but are they pretty, engaging, sexy? Oh, hell yes! Attitude is everything.

Both were very willing to do much more than dance. And at my price level. I managed to maintain my bounds despite their best efforts to change my mind, LOL. I could not keep my hands off them. I will definitely see them again.

[SmegBoy]

Would love to squeeze that ass. Haven't seen her since December. I'm going to make the trip out there this weekend.

If she isn't back by tax day I'm going to assume she has taken her talents elsewhere. We spent a lot of time talking about different places in the world we've been too, she's a fearless traveler. She spent several months in Columbia a while back just because she wanted to visit it. She doesn't have family here, so I don't see a lot of incentive to come back. She did say that she liked Michigan and said that she had paid her landlord in advance so at least last fall her plan was to return.

[Rg0794]

Anyone know if she is back and what her schedule is?

Would love to squeeze that ass. Haven't seen her since December. I'm going to make the trip out there this weekend.

[Rg0794]

Looking to run into some nice tits this weekend. Any suggestions would be awesome! Bbw is fine as long as the tits are nice! Thanks in advance.

[Shyguy242]

Anybody know when or where Nina (Blue) dances these days? She was at LS last year but have not seen her there in awhile.

She was most recently at Legends that I know of. You can reach her at Goddessdeal on Instagram.