Strip Club Reports

[Ray Raynor]

A recent afternoon visit to the Criket featured 7 dancers, 5 of whom were seriously overweight. Not my thing! But I know that tastes vary and some men like big women with rolls of fat. So if you like your women to look like the Michelin Man in a g string, then stop by the Criket for the afternoon shift.

YES. I made a post earlier about this. I went back there yesterday and could not believe those girls are still there. Rough to even watch on stage.

[MilkMan2484]

I know what you mean by hazy. There was a thin fog all over the club that kind of made it hard to see the dancers on stage in certain lighting conditions, when I was there this weekend.

Sorry, to clarify, smoky as in hazy / smoky. There wasn't an abundance of cigarette smoke but there was certainly a haziness all over the club. Almost as if there was a smoke machine used at one point. Maybe one to many vapes. Haha. Idk.

And the area did not seem particularly shady by any means. I was only using the shady places I have been to as a point of reference. It is not shady but it is also by no means extraordinarily nice. I enjoyed my experience and as I said definitely recommend it.

Are you sure that you have the correct club? Criket has a separate smoking area and the club is generally not smokey, unless they have relaxed the smoking ban. Also, the area it generally not shady. It is not upscale residential but I know of no clubs in posh neighborhoods.

Are you sure that you have the correct club?

It was probably from the smoke machine they use there at times. I've been in there when they've had it going and it's gets quite choking in there when they do that. It just as bad as if everyone was smoking in there. I hate that smell almost as much as the cigarette smoke.

[Vip11]

What is the best City other than Detroit for extras with gorgeous white strippers?

[Home Grown12]

I see. I just drink bottled water without added electrolytes. What tom brady said sounds reasonable if you do alot of exercise throughout the day. I'm also far lighter than Tom brady. Imo if your urine is

Clear as water, then you need to stop drinking h20. My teacher that said this about h20 is a science teacher btw so i trust him.

L-Argenine supplement to increase circulation naturally.

The current issue of Men's Health Magazine has nice info on small diet changes for. Penis health. (attached).

[Electronman]

Sorry, to clarify, smoky as in hazy / smoky. There wasn't an abundance of cigarette smoke but there was certainly a haziness all over the club. Almost as if there was a smoke machine used at one point. Maybe one to many vapes. Haha. Idk.

And the area did not seem particularly shady by any means. I was only using the shady places I have been to as a point of reference. It is not shady but it is also by no means extraordinarily nice. I enjoyed my experience and as I said definitely recommend it.

Thanks for the clarification.

[Time Twist]

Sorry, to clarify, smoky as in hazy / smoky. There wasn't an abundance of cigarette smoke but there was certainly a haziness all over the club. Almost as if there was a smoke machine used at one point. Maybe one to many vapes. Haha. Idk.

And the area did not seem particularly shady by any means. I was only using the shady places I have been to as a point of reference. It is not shady but it is also by no means extraordinarily nice. I enjoyed my experience and as I said definitely recommend it.

I know what you mean by hazy. There was a thin fog all over the club that kind of made it hard to see the dancers on stage in certain lighting conditions, when I was there this weekend.

[Loki19]

Are you sure that you have the correct club? Criket has a separate smoking area and the club is generally not smokey, unless they have relaxed the smoking ban. Also, the area it generally not shady. It is not upscale residential but I know of no clubs in posh neighborhoods.

Are you sure that you have the correct club?

Sorry, to clarify, smoky as in hazy / smoky. There wasn't an abundance of cigarette smoke but there was certainly a haziness all over the club. Almost as if there was a smoke machine used at one point. Maybe one to many vapes. Haha. Idk.

And the area did not seem particularly shady by any means. I was only using the shady places I have been to as a point of reference. It is not shady but it is also by no means extraordinarily nice. I enjoyed my experience and as I said definitely recommend it.

[Electronman]

First time visiting Detroit and thought I would make a run to the Silver Cricket that I had read so much about. What is there left to be said that hasn't been. It was really smoky.

I've been to clubs in shady ass areas in Mexico and SE Asia. Cricket certainly isn't he wors but by no means the best. LOL. If anyone else comes in from out of town I would say definitely make a visit for the experience.

Are you sure that you have the correct club? Criket has a separate smoking area and the club is generally not smokey, unless they have relaxed the smoking ban. Also, the area it generally not shady. It is not upscale residential but I know of no clubs in posh neighborhoods.

Are you sure that you have the correct club?

[Grinder264]

Except her name was Riley. She kind of did what she promised (let's just say unenthusiastic at the very least) but not exactly so I kind of paid her what I promised, but not exactly. She replied "You were never going to pay me the full amount anyway. " I told her how wrong she was, that sometimes I even tip a little extra for a great performance. Too bad, Riley was hot especially in a slutty way. And now she will never get a dance from me again. We need to be fair to the dancers, but they also need to be fair to us.

Too bad, Exactly. She has no idea how much money she was about to make off of me.

[Checkers123]

Did Marvin buy the Vert, the new lights is his MO?

[Weezon]

Weezon, is Jasmine an AA dancer? I ask because I had dealings with a gal by the name of Jasmine. She danced at the Cricket and later at the Coliseum. This was about 3 years back, recently shed contacted me and wanted to get together. Any information you could provide would be appreciated. PM me if you prefer.

Thank you,

RT88.

I'm not sure if this is the same Jasmine. There's reports of a Jasmine on night shift at the Cricket. She's got big boobs and the Jasmine I know has bee stings.

[Loki19]

First time visiting Detroit and thought I would make a run to the Silver Cricket that I had read so much about. What is there left to be said that hasn't been. It was really smoky. Most of the girls were nat that impressive. Ranging anywhere from snaggle tooth meth head looking to a few cute fit girls. One particularly cute short Asian girl with nice fit abs and ass. Already snatched up and being occupied all night in a booth with another patron.

I took a seat at the bar, after rebuffing some of the less than stellar girls a halfway decent girl sits down and just starts talking away as if we were already in the middle of a long conversation. She lives in Toledo, Loves Tec-9 (of course she does), used to dance at the flight club, etc. Barely got her name and didn't really care at the time. She is pretty funny though, had all her teeth and some nice big fake tits. I am already pretty ready to go when I walk in there and don't really feel like making a night of it here much longer so when she asks me back for a dance I say sure. VIP rooms are pretty small. She thinks her friend is in the room next to us and opens the curtain to find it isn't her friend but another girl "going to town on some dude dick" as she says. I ask her what will it take for her to do the same. HS tries to say she came in late and was already 190 down. I tell her the night is young and I'm sure I won't be the only one to contribute. LOL. After agreeing on about. 8 she strips down and gets to work on a pretty good BBJ which turns into a BBJCIM. Was in the booth for about 3 songs.

I've been to clubs in shady ass areas in Mexico and SE Asia. Cricket certainly isn't he wors but by no means the best. LOL. If anyone else comes in from out of town I would say definitely make a visit for the experience.

[Advisor]

Exactly! Hand her $60, or $30 if it's $10 dance day (Mondays at h8 n). Watch then squeal like a pig.

Except her name was Riley. She kind of did what she promised (let's just say unenthusiastic at the very least) but not exactly so I kind of paid her what I promised, but not exactly. She replied "You were never going to pay me the full amount anyway. " I told her how wrong she was, that sometimes I even tip a little extra for a great performance. Too bad, Riley was hot especially in a slutty way. And now she will never get a dance from me again. We need to be fair to the dancers, but they also need to be fair to us.

[Pussylicker2]

I would of only paid her for the 3 songs not the 120.

Exactly! Hand her $60, or $30 if it's $10 dance day (Mondays at h8 n). Watch then squeal like a pig.

[Time Twist]

I think you friend is misleading you. No way a girl at the FC that looks that good is doing extras that cheap. The fact that there is only a ten dollar difference between a BJ and FS really makes me not believe it to be true.

Same. The last time I got a BBBJ that low was over 3 years ago. The dancer wanted $350 FS /200 BBBJ, and I got her down to $125 BBBJ if I didn't go beyond 6 songs, and then after the first song she offered another 100 for FS as long as I didn't go over 30 minutes. Last time I was a year ago here the lowest price I got was $175 CBJ, $250 BBBJ. Needless to say I gave up and went to Criket.