Strip Club Reports

**HoldenCaul** · 06-11-20 17:13

I spent from 1 PM - 330 PM at H8 N today, here is a full report.

Usual guy was working the door, gave him the $5, he asked me do I have a mask. Yes, I have one in the car I can go get it. No need, he hands me one. I ask, what are the rules with this? He says it's optional to wear it or not, it's a state regulation to have it on you at all times. OK, I shove it in my pocket and head to the bar.

Order a beer from usual ***** of a bartender, and look around. I see 4 girls, 1 on stage and 3 sitting around. There are about 5 or 6 customers, plus the owner in his usual spot, yucking it up with some loudmouth guy. The girl on stage is very petite, like 90 pounds maybe, some kind of mix ethnicity and fake blonde hair and fake boobs. I drank my beer and watched her, since nothing else was going on. Ordered another and hit the restroom. Wow. Rememeber that literal shithole? Totally cleaned up with an entire urinal missing. Went back out, and same girl was still on stage. Pretty sure she danced for 5 or 6 songs. The other girls I noticed were a white brunette in her late 30's and can never remember name. And the PAWG with the pinkish blonde dyed hair. After 2 beers, I needed to go to my vehicle and make a phone call, during this time I observed 2 things. 1 - the owner was in the parking lot cleaning up some trash near the dumpster, and 2 - a silver car comes screaming into the lot at around 60 MPH and slams on the brakes in the lot. He goes over and yells at the driver, which turns out to be an AA girl who exits the vehicle and starts running. WTH? After 30 minutes total, I go back in.

Incredibly, the same waif is dancing again, and a few more customers are now inside. Probably 8 guys at this point. And one more girl, the aforementioned AA from the parking lot is a dancer, so now there are 4 girls. So for the record, no Dallas, no Nicole, no Ava, etc. Not looking good. Except the waif looks totally bangable. So I have 2 more beers and during this time, the waif walks by several times we exchange smiles and hellos but she never sits down. Also, I've observed a couple instances of pairs going to the VIP. But never the waif. I decide that by 3:00, if I don't get hit on by anybody, I will leave for other pastures (Bog's). Lo and behold, as I was about to give up, the AA sits down and hits me up. I get a better look at her. Cute, in her 20's, decent body. She immediately asks for a dance, I say how about 100 for everything, she agrees immediately. Once we get back (after paying the troll), I realize she is high as a kite. She is mumbling, wobbly, and not even sure what we just negotiated. She is lucid enough to demand a cover for the BJ, unfortunately, so off we go. CBJ, CFS, her on top and bent over, with no rush or song count limit. Gave her 120 for a good effort. Will repeat with her.

Overall, the mask thing was somewhat odd at first but then a pretty much non issue. Everything proceeded as normal mostly.

HANKS IS BACK!

**K Plank** · 06-11-20 12:51

Originally Posted by HoldenCaul [View Original Post]

Was Nicole there?

There was one younger petite white girl and 2 black girls, one younger and curvy, and another older and less ample. I didn't catch names.

**Passenger** · 06-11-20 10:59

Originally Posted by KPlank [View Original Post]

I visited H8 N on Tuesday day shift to see how things were. Masks were to be worn until you were seated and my temp was taken at the door. I stayed for 2 beers and left because I only saw 3 girls. I'll check back in a few weeks.

We have a classic chicken or the egg scenario.

Customers aren't going to show with few dancers; dancers won't show with few customers. Probably going to be a good month before water finds its level.

**SomeDetroitGuy** · 06-11-20 10:22

Originally Posted by HoldenCaul [View Original Post]

Was Nicole there?

Now we're getting to the important questions. By far the best option at H8 North. Attractive and sucks a damn good dick.

**HoldenCaul** · 06-11-20 08:30

Originally Posted by KPlank [View Original Post]

I visited H8 N on Tuesday day shift to see how things were. Masks were to be worn until you were seated and my temp was taken at the door. I stayed for 2 beers and left because I only saw 3 girls. I'll check back in a few weeks.

Was Nicole there?

**K Plank** · 06-10-20 11:03

I visited H8 N on Tuesday day shift to see how things were. Masks were to be worn until you were seated and my temp was taken at the door. I stayed for 2 beers and left because I only saw 3 girls. I'll check back in a few weeks.

**Aman200** · 06-09-20 13:40

Originally Posted by RayRaynor [View Original Post]

But what about the talent. I'm wondering if there is an abundance of girls needing to make up for lost time.

Like I had said not good. The girls were busy talking to each other more than clients. Only 4 or 5 girls per location.

**Ray Raynor** · 06-09-20 07:53

Originally Posted by Aman200 [View Original Post]

Cricket had about 10 people and FC about 16. No deals to be had and FC had a limited menu but they still had my steak tips.

But what about the talent. I'm wondering if there is an abundance of girls needing to make up for lost time.

**Aman200** · 06-08-20 19:00

Originally Posted by RayRaynor [View Original Post]

I'm wondering if the clubs even know what rules they are going to enforce and what they aren't going to enforce. Going to take some time for the water to find its level. Was it crowded? They should be doing food and drink deals to get people back into the clubs.

Cricket had about 10 people and FC about 16. No deals to be had and FC had a limited menu but they still had my steak tips.

**Ray Raynor** · 06-08-20 18:07

Originally Posted by Aman200 [View Original Post]

It was just strange. I saw a few girls go back at each club. Cricket required masks if you were up and moving around, FC didn't seem to care. Strippers at FC where dancing with masks on. Just odd honestly.

I'm wondering if the clubs even know what rules they are going to enforce and what they aren't going to enforce. Going to take some time for the water to find its level. Was it crowded? They should be doing food and drink deals to get people back into the clubs.

**Aman200** · 06-08-20 17:54

Originally Posted by RayRaynor [View Original Post]

So masks, social distacing no VIP. What's the scoop?

It was just strange. I saw a few girls go back at each club. Cricket required masks if you were up and moving around, FC didn't seem to care. Strippers at FC where dancing with masks on. Just odd honestly.

**Ray Raynor** · 06-08-20 17:14

Originally Posted by Aman200 [View Original Post]

Stopped by cricket and flight club today. The girls seemed too excited to see each other to give a shit about customers. BT's and Dream Girls we're still closed.

So masks, social distacing no VIP. What's the scoop?

**Aman200** · 06-08-20 17:11

Stopped by cricket and flight club today. The girls seemed too excited to see each other to give a shit about customers. BT's and Dream Girls we're still closed.

**Ray Raynor** · 06-08-20 16:46

Spoke with a Criket dancer and was told they hav to wear masks and practice social distancing. It doesn't sound like they will be doing any VIP. I told her that if there isn't any VIP then no one will come LOL. See what I did there?

**PapaPump** · 06-08-20 15:12

Originally Posted by Studly77 [View Original Post]

I hear it will be next week but I doubt the mask will be enforced for long if at all. I know Deanna had retired but it would be great if all this activity will bring her out of retirement. I haven't been to a club in probably a year now so she would be a site for sore eyes.

She was getting ready to come back just before the shut down. My guess is she will be back.