Strip Club Reports

[Incognito1234]

Last week, I drove by Subi's and on their sign it said "Now hiring, all positions". I was thinking, yeah, that's exactly what every customer that comes in the place is doing too".

[Incognito1234]

Has anyone gone to H8 lately and if so how was your experience? I've gone through the posts. Just wanting to hear a recent experience, what it set you back etc.

Last week, day shift. Standard session with Nicole. Star performer, zero issues.

To me, there's not a lot of interesting options to me and those that are, can be sticky with negotiations, so I'm more apt to stick with those that I've seen before. A couple of weeks ago, I saw that Isabella was back. She was working day shift. It's been a while, so hopefully she's back this week.

[Pussylicker2]

Did I insult you? The title says "I'm not trying to disrespect anyone" so it wasn't my intent to do that.

No, of course not, and I appreciate it.

All clubs "shake you down" in one way or another... bogies charge day-shift...Hamilton's club that made you buy 2 drinks before they would sell you a VIP wrist band?

You're right, bogies has $5 cover during the day and FC is free (mandatory valet parking is $8 I think). But that's all you pay other than the VIP wrist bands. You're right H8's tried to make you pay for a second drink to get a wristband. That didn't work, we didn't like it, and they're shut down. Which is my point. If we refused to accept their mandatory valet they'd be forced to loosen it. Bogies dings me $10 for a bottled water, which might be FC prices. I don't mind because they know I'm not going to be pounding them like a beer drinker, and they need to make some money on me.

I disagree, 80% of their customers are regulars...

That was speculation on my part as I've never actually made it in!

The last time I went to bogies there wasn't a dancer that was under 300 lbs.

Sometimes they have a diamond in the rough, but oftentimes not.

Strip clubs... know when it comes to pussy guys will put up with all kinds of BS.

Not all guys. Some clubs scan your I'd. I think a guy is foolish if he allows his I'd to be scanned, but some guys do it. If clubs are allowed to get away with this kind of abuse it could become normalized. What you say about the valet guys paying to valet park doesn't make sense. If all they wanted was money they could let us park our own car and pay the valet guy anyway. I don't think the girls seek the "prestige" to work at FC or LS, I think a lot of them may hide the fact that they're strippers.

You admit the clubs use your car as leverage to make you pay the dancer. You're putting yourself in a helpless position.

[MichCanuck]

Star at Bogarts. Young light skinned girl. Dermal piercings in butt dimples, anyone sample her?

Stay away from her.

All cute and fun while negotiating and that changes when you get to the back. We agreed on FS $. 8 and she asked for money upfront. I said I don't do that but I will show you the money. She didn't like that so I offered to put the money on the ledge away from us. As soon as I put it there she grabs it. Oh well, I tried to pay later but let's get this going. She dances for a song and a half then demands for more. I knew I had to cut my losses so I ask for money back, she gives me a 20 back and claim that we already had 5 songs into the dance. The math didn't add up but she bolts out of the room. On my way out I let the wristband guy know that she is cheating people.

[Time Twist]

She is VERY attractive. Never sampled. Was busy each time I saw her.

If this is the same Amira that worked at Criket's then she's pretty good. She's reasonably priced, and when she's in the right mood gives a very good dance, that's not rushed and is a bit more personable than most. Negatives are, she likes to talk quite a bit and can get easily distracted, and is inconsistent. First time I got a dance from her was mediocre but tried her again a year later. That dance and the next time I got a dance from her she was very good. Then the next time she seemed a bit distracted and gave a mediocre dance. One time I got the feeling she was using the dance to avoid a group of customers, but gave a good dance nonetheless.

[RyanGle28]

Star at Bogarts. Young light skinned girl. Dermal piercings in butt dimples, anyone sample her?

[RyanGle28]

Has anyone gone to H8 lately and if so how was your experience? I've gone through the posts. Just wanting to hear a recent experience, what it set you back etc.

Was just there. The girls were older and bigger than I like. But they were all extras friendly. I didn't partake.

[CatsCat87]

Has anyone gone to H8 lately and if so how was your experience? I've gone through the posts. Just wanting to hear a recent experience, what it set you back etc.

[MrBarton]

Does anyone know if this Cali still dances at Bogies? My biggest ask at these clubs is ass fingering, and the time before last I was in the D, she was the highlight of the night. She wasn't there the last time I went (many months ago) though. I might go down again within the next week or two. If she's still there, what would be the best time to hit?

She hasn't been around for months. It's a shame because she was one of the only really fun girls around. No idea where she vanished to. I know she mentioned that she was from Toledo. Would love to find her again.

[Checkers123]

I'm not trying to disrespect anyone, I'm just trying to tell you how the Flight Club works.

The Flight Club is the Viper Room of strip clubs, so they can cherry pick who they let in. They don't want the guy that nurses a beer for two hours or the guy that has a problem paying for things like valet parking or tipping the bathroom attendant. The next time a bouncer gives you a hard time (about anything) hand him a hundred dollar bill and tell him you would like a booth. If you can't or won't do that then the Flight Club is out of your league and you need to go across the street to Henry the 8th.

For some reason people who like flight club like to personally insult those who don't. .

Did I insult you? The title says "I'm not trying to disrespect anyone" so it wasn't my intent to do that.

I don't mind paying, I just don't like being robbed and disrespected. Yes, if you hand a c-note to a bouncer they may loosen some silly rules for you, but you're being shaken down.

All clubs "shake you down" in one way or another. Does bogies still charge cover during day-shift? Or how about the way the bar staff aggressively pushes drink sales? You have a full beer in your hand and five waitresses will ask (one right after the another every 60 seconds) if you want another drink. Wasn't there a Hamilton's club that made you buy 2 drinks before they would sell you a VIP wrist band?

FC and LS cater to out-of-towners who just flew in. Guys that go to a club twice a year may be happy to spend $1,000 a night.

I disagree, 80% of their customers are regulars that spend good money on the bar (buying bottles, food, booths, etc) not just buying extras from dancers.

We all have mongering budgets. For $500 / week I can hit bogies twice a week. If I was going to FC I'd only be going twice a month.

I can only speak for my self but I'd rather stay home and read a good book then go to any Hamilton's club. The last time I went to bogies there wasn't a dancer that was under 300 lbs. So for me it's worth the extra money.

FC and LS don't care if guys come back, they figure as long as they have the hottest girls guys will put up with being abused.

I think that's true with any strip club, especially if they are an extras club. Strip clubs are not service oriented business, they are not HomeDpot or Outback Steakhouse. They know when it comes to pussy guys will put up with all kinds of BS.

Girls like FC and LS because if guys don't want to pay, the bouncers will hold their car hostage until they do. That's why they require you to give them your car keys. You can't have a buddy drop you off. Other clubs like bogies, h8n, BTs, depend on regulars so they don't have these idiotic policies.

Girls like FC and LS because they make the most money there and the prestige factor of working at the top VIP bar. Yes it's true that the bar will use your car as leverage to get you to pay your bill. A lot of people don't know this but the valet company pays the bar to sell their services there (do business at the bar). They are not bar employees. So if a valet company is paying a bar X-amount a month to park cars they might also have stock in a mandatory valet rule.

And really, if a guys job is to keep people out who are wearing sweatpants, he should learn what sweatpants are. If the guy had asked me if my pants were sweatpants I'd say I don't know, my wife bought them for me.

I've had this happen to me as well. I think it's just a little hard for them to see (I've had them shine a flashlight on my pants), or they are just give you a hard time. Like I said, strip clubs are not service oriented business.

Just my 2 cents, everyone have fun and be safe.

[Semi Regular]

I don't know why you guys have such a different experience than I do. There are ME girls at every club, at least the suburban ones I go to like FC, Criket, BT's, even Henry's & Bogie's. Toy Chest before covid. These clubs are all in or next to Dearborn, too.

Is every girl ME? Of course not. And you may even strike out at one club. But I'd be willing to bet I can hit up any two of those clubs I just mentioned at any time, and find at least one FS ME girl.

She is VERY attractive. Never sampled. Was busy each time I saw her.

[Horn Knee]

Alasia, Carmon, Chy, Dallas, Princess, Sweet, Thai, and Vegas were at BT's. A so-so lineup. No one new there today that interested me, so I bailed after a beer.

Capri, Cheyanne, Chloe, Desire, Elizabeth, Jordan, Sasha, Selena, Star, Stormy, and Taylor were at Criket. Another so-so lineup. Selena, a slender 20's Latina, interested me, but she was busy with a customer.

Bogart's had at least ten dancers. Annabelle, Cali, GG, Sabrina, and Tori were some names. As expected, most of the lineup was older and / or overweight.

Cali is mid-30's, white, dyed pink hair, B-cup tits, taller height, and has tats. Her inspired / passionate VIP performance today was good. She had no gag reflex for the uncovered first half. I would repeat.

I spent about 200 total today for a beer at each place, Bogart's cover charge, Bogart's VIP fee, dances at Bogart's, and tips.

Does anyone know if this Cali still dances at Bogies? My biggest ask at these clubs is ass fingering, and the time before last I was in the D, she was the highlight of the night. She wasn't there the last time I went (many months ago) though. I might go down again within the next week or two. If she's still there, what would be the best time to hit?

[Drew93]

There was a dancer with that (or a very similar) name I met at Criket within the last 6 months, she was a hot mess and tried to pull all sorts of the usual BS with me like arguing about agreed on $$, changing what she'd be willing to do once in back, etc.

Could be the same woman and experience.

It is not the same chick.

[SamPerkins420]

Are the reasons personal or general?

There was a dancer with that (or a very similar) name I met at Criket within the last 6 months, she was a hot mess and tried to pull all sorts of the usual BS with me like arguing about agreed on $$, changing what she'd be willing to do once in back, etc.

Could be the same woman and experience.

[SamPerkins420]

I don't know why you guys have such a different experience than I do. There are ME girls at every club, at least the suburban ones I go to like FC, Criket, BT's, even Henry's & Bogie's. Toy Chest before covid. These clubs are all in or next to Dearborn, too.

Is every girl ME? Of course not. And you may even strike out at one club. But I'd be willing to bet I can hit up any two of those clubs I just mentioned at any time, and find at least one FS ME girl.