Strip Club Reports

[Marelobo Mex]

Excellent posts Marelobo Mex! Well done! Steve, I disagree with naming names. I say post the names. Everyone knows what is happening here and at all clubs, and it is good to know who to pursue and who not to bother with. This is especially true of scammers like Surreal at BT's, who didn't like the price she quoted and literally cried "rape" in the VIP. She is at Pantheon the last I knew. And for God's sake, please don't say "I had a dream I did." That is absurd!

Regards,

Costanza

Costanza,

I agree it is a huge help knowing who is good and who is bad.

MM

[Marelobo Mex]

Thanks for sharing your recaps of your time at BTs, I'm going to be visiting on this week.

It seems like you're a club veteran, or really well read on strip club mongering. I think your negotiations were skilled and your pricing reasonable. I prefer to pay $60 for BJ and $120 for a twenty minute full service, but prices vary, and I usually do day shift.

Some people don't like long reports, but I enjoy the play-by-play style. This is a personal opinion, but I would encourage you to mask the dancers' names if you are reporting on anything "not entirely legal." After reading your reports, it seemed like you would like to dance with Luna again. It would be a shame if uncle LEO used information gained from your report to take her out of the game.

Thanks SB,

I am really not much of a veteran, more of a hobbyist. I have only done 15 trips (most multi day) for probably 50 total pops.

I didn't realize LEO could take some one out based on a report. Thanks for the advice.

I do have some skill in negotiating and expectation management. In my experience there are 3 factors that give a person an edge.

1. The peelers negotiate all the time so they are better at it then we are. I try to tell myself keep thinking with you big head longer than the other guys in here, and it will surprise them that you don't switch right away to thinking with your dickhead. I think they know once a guy is thinking with this dick, they are going to spend a lot of money, me included.

2. Never see one girl and decide she is the one, as you loose all ability to negotiate. Find 4 or 5 girls you would be happy with looks wise and pick the one who you have the best connection with. That was my Angelina mistake. Nice body, no connection.

3. Set your expectation that all you want to do is sit in the bar and look at hot naked girls for two hours. If anything else happens it is a bonus, but if nothing more happens you still had your best night of the week. Between the time a guy gets home from work and before he goes to bed most night he ends up looking at the ceiling masturbating. At least on this night he spent 2 hours looking at real live hot girls (not porn) , and has plenty of masturbation material, in case he isn't taken care of in the club.

MM

[Member #4812]

Was cruising the Ave stroll today, and I realized I've never seen much recent reporting about Vegas or Crazy Horse SCs. Black clientele? White? Mixed?

Extras?

Talent?

Who can share?

[Member #4199]

Not much available at the traffic light that I know of. I wish there was. I live a stone's throw away.

Lets face it, the traffic light sucks and is a waste of time in comparison to other Detroit clubs. If you want the type of time wasting club experience you had 10 years ago, then the TL is your place.

[Emilio Largo]

Tycoons a sure BJ at least.

You can also add Players on 8 Mile in the East Side as a sure bet for all sorts of extras.

[GrTraveler69]

Haven't seen any reports on the traffic light in mcb cty. Not a bad club for a low key environment. Nothing too special, but Most of the girls were 6-8. Only down side is there's no private areas. There is a dark corner that might allow for some extra action. Had a very aggressive bump and grind over the pants and busted a nut in the drawls.

[Bozack]

Another visit to the madness of Middlebelt. Monday day shift-not a great lineup, but for $10 dances, you can at least figure out what's what before dropping any extra cash. Danced with one tall, thin blonde, smoking body, medium face. Offered extras, but her attitude seemed pretty bored so I passed. Best time with an older broad-again, nice body, pleasant convo. 3 great dances, all for $30. Finally got my nut off with a mid ranger-average BBBJ. Tried to charge me extra $20 because she claimed I "sort of" came in her mouth-well, honey, have a "sort of" twenty. I call it a $5.

Shot girl was fucking cute-was going topless, which was a nice add on. Almost got into it with a waitress after she suggested that I might get the bums rush if I didn't order drinks-I had already ordered two at the bar, and bought two shots for dancers. Supposedly the girls are responsible for $35 in drinks as well as their $25 show fee.

Thinking of dropping in at either Bogarts or FC tomorrow midday on my way back to dodge. Any recommendations for Friday day shift?

Stay hungry, and wear eyeglasses if you need to.

[Jooop]

My votes would be:

1.) Flight Club.

2.) Penthouse.

3.) Colliseum.

4.) BT's.

FS available at all. Would suggest you avoid the Hustler Club. Has gone "corporate" and not figured out the Detroit market, in my opinion.

Tycoons a sure BJ at least.

[Big Puff Daddy]

If you have both dayshift and nightshift availability, you may want to check out your club of choice an hour or so before shift change. Most of the clubs here change shifts at 7:00, so arriving between 5:30 and 6:00 works out well. It gives you enough time to check out the day lineup and see if anything interests you. If they have had a slow day, there may be a dayshift dancer or two ready to discount services to try to make money at the end of shift. Then the night girls start, and you can see whether it is worth spending much more time in the club, or heading to your next destination. Have fun.

Stay safe out there

Great advice, as I do it myself a lot. You forgot to mention that by doing this you avoid cover charge because clubs don't start charging cover until 7 pm. Plus in many clubs you don't get charged for a booth on dayshift and many will let you keep the booth into nightshift without charge. Although some do either make you pay or make you get out of the booth once nights hits. Being there at shift change a lot of times leaves a huge ratio of girls to guys too so you don't have to compete with other guys to get a girl to come over.

[Big Puff Daddy]

It has been discussed quite a bit lately, so I'll just throw in a couple of views. I don't judge or condem, but I don't engage in BBFS.

Excuse / Reason #1 why guys engage in BBFS:

There is no feeling like busting a nut from raw sex. Is the feeling more powerful than the possible consequences? Some guys like to drive without their seatbelt on, despite the possible consequences.

Excuse / Reason #2:

A fellow monger I've clubbed with told me when he got in VIP, he realized he didn't have a cover. The dancer didn't, either, but he was a regular so she let him go BB. The monger told me he has been fixed for 25+ years, so he didn't concern himself with pregnancy. He also told me he didn't have a significant other, so he didn't have that to keep him in check.

Excuse / Reason #3:

Many guys don't give a fuck about a hoe. And plenty of guys don't give a fuck about themselves. So it's not much of a stretch to understand why they don't give a fuck about the monger / stripper community.

Not an endorsement by any means, just responding to a forum post.

Along these same lines, I'm sure no one ever thinks it's going to happen to THEM. Until it does happen to them, and then they think how the fuck could I have been so stupid. Now they've got gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, syphillis, clymadia, Hepatitis C, fill in the blank. Just not worth the risk IMHO opinion, but to each their own. I have been offered BBFS, and I've heard of some dancers just hopping on raw without asking but I've never done it. But it's not like I am taking zero risks myself because I have got plenty of BBBJ in the clubs. There is a risk, but I really don't think anywhere near as much as BBFS. Why do I let BBBJ happen? I guess because it feels better and I like the feeling of blowing my load in her mouth, on her face, whatever rather than into a condom.

[SlackerFreak]

If you have both dayshift and nightshift availability, you may want to check out your club of choice an hour or so before shift change. Most of the clubs here change shifts at 7:00, so arriving between 5:30 and 6:00 works out well. It gives you enough time to check out the day lineup and see if anything interests you. If they have had a slow day, there may be a dayshift dancer or two ready to discount services to try to make money at the end of shift. Then the night girls start, and you can see whether it is worth spending much more time in the club, or heading to your next destination. Have fun.

Stay safe out there

Not a bad approach to be sure, but the downside to it is that there's frequently a noticeable dead time between the end of the day shift and when the night shift really gets going. Most night shift dancers don't get to the club until around 9:00, so the 7:00 to 9:00 time slot may not be truly representative of what the night shift has to offer. Be prepared to wait it out if the early arrive-ers don't do it for you.

[Member #4934]

It has been discussed quite a bit lately, so I'll just throw in a couple of views. I don't judge or condem, but I don't engage in BBFS.

Excuse / Reason #1 why guys engage in BBFS:

There is no feeling like busting a nut from raw sex. Is the feeling more powerful than the possible consequences? Some guys like to drive without their seatbelt on, despite the possible consequences.

Excuse / Reason #2:

A fellow monger I've clubbed with told me when he got in VIP, he realized he didn't have a cover. The dancer didn't, either, but he was a regular so she let him go BB. The monger told me he has been fixed for 25+ years, so he didn't concern himself with pregnancy. He also told me he didn't have a significant other, so he didn't have that to keep him in check.

Excuse / Reason #3:

Many guys don't give a fuck about a hoe. And plenty of guys don't give a fuck about themselves. So it's not much of a stretch to understand why they don't give a fuck about the monger / stripper community.

Not an endorsement by any means, just responding to a forum post.

[Eq Twink]

I think I'd prefer to lean more towards quality, although I'm not uncomfortable in any setting, and I know that looks don't necessarily equal performance. I've been in all variety of places (a "club" in Phoenix that had a hole in the floor for a toilet, folding chairs lined up, and a few booths out of an old Long John Silvers along the wall where people would just come and go while you're sitting there getting a handy, for instance) , just so long as it's safe.

Your best overall bet is probably BT's. It isn't the highest class but isn't a dank whole. It won't set you back as much as Flight, Coli or PH. Also higher ratio of "dirty" girls and less coy about the whole thing. It is centrally located and if for some reason you strike out your not that far from Bogarts or Henrys to go trolling in the bottom end.

[TwoWheeler21]

I'm going to be in The D later this week and have been reading the forum to get myself acquainted with the action in your area. HOLY SHIT. I know that The Chi is Puritanical, but I'm really interested in what I'm reading. That being said, I'm having a tough time pinning down which of your establishments might be the best choice; there's so many and some conflicting reports for most, it seems. I'll have some day shift and night shift availability. Would any of you be willing to share which clubs are your personal favs, or are pretty much a can't miss? Either here in the forum or PM.

Grateful to my monger brothers for the assist.

If you have both dayshift and nightshift availability, you may want to check out your club of choice an hour or so before shift change. Most of the clubs here change shifts at 7:00, so arriving between 5:30 and 6:00 works out well. It gives you enough time to check out the day lineup and see if anything interests you. If they have had a slow day, there may be a dayshift dancer or two ready to discount services to try to make money at the end of shift. Then the night girls start, and you can see whether it is worth spending much more time in the club, or heading to your next destination. Have fun.

Stay safe out there

[Monger2]

I'm going to be in The D later this week and have been reading the forum to get myself acquainted with the action in your area. HOLY SHIT. I know that The Chi is Puritanical, but I'm really interested in what I'm reading. That being said, I'm having a tough time pinning down which of your establishments might be the best choice; there's so many and some conflicting reports for most, it seems. I'll have some day shift and night shift availability. Would any of you be willing to share which clubs are your personal favs, or are pretty much a can't miss? Either here in the forum or PM.

Grateful to my monger brothers for the assist.

My votes would be:

1.) Flight Club.

2.) Penthouse.

3.) Colliseum.

4.) BT's.

FS available at all. Would suggest you avoid the Hustler Club. Has gone "corporate" and not figured out the Detroit market, in my opinion.