Strip Club Reports

[SlyGuy12]

GPS=golden pussy syndrome. Come on bro.

We should ask A2 to add to the abbreviation section.

[IMonger2]

Was in Boggies the other night and there were 11 or 12 dancers that night. Maybe one solid 8, a few 7's and down from there. The one 8, Athena, really looked a lot like Nicole Kidman. Sadly though she suffered from GPS and wanted $$ for some fun, although it was all on the table.

The older gal there, I think it was Brooklyn, but maybe Brittany, was pretty cool. We chatted a while and she told me she had been there 22 years. With that I would put her mid to late 40's. But she looks really good for her age! Said she started with her mom when she was 18 (that would have been hot!

Chatted it up with a few other girls, satisfaction is a younger mulato spinner. She was nice and we chatted it up a while. Another girl stopped by, she was fun, but either acting stupid drunk or seriously was. Couldn't really tell. Didn't want to have any fun with a girl who was so drunk. I ended up having some fun with Collie, who other dancers were saying looked like death. She's a little spinner with a long face. She wasn't really into dancing, but the main event was nice. She was a bit worried about how long we would be enjoying our time but all in all it was on for $. 2.

[Jd2011]

GPS=golden pussy syndrome. Come on bro.

What is GPS? LOL been bugging the shit out of me and I am sure I look stupid for asking but haven't been able to figure it out. Thanks in advance.

[Shoeless1951]

What is GPS? LOL been bugging the shit out of me and I am sure I look stupid for asking but haven't been able to figure it out. Thanks in advance.

GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome.

[Rajesh1989]

What is GPS? LOL been bugging the shit out of me and I am sure I look stupid for asking but haven't been able to figure it out. Thanks in advance.

Golden Pussy Syndrome. A girl shows attitude and prices her services really high.

[Kliffslp]

They had seven dancers with a dozen costumers when I arrived after work. Listed below is what I remember about the talent.

Angel: AA, mid 20's, dark hair, okay body, nice booty, a 6. 75 appearance. I enjoyed a half & half session with her last fall for 120. The first half was uncovered.

Chanel: White, 20 ish, blonde, B-cup tits, nice booty, petite, a 7. 25. Her face isn't her best feature, although it isn't terrible. I enjoyed a GFE session with Chanel today for 120 plus a small tip. This girl has a strong head game. Also, she didn't care about the noise level during the main event. Highly recommended.

Kay: White, 40 ish, dark hair, larger tits, medium build, a 6. 25. I've previously seen her dancing dayshift at the Criket.

Michelle: AA, late 20's, dark hair, medium build, a 6. 25.

Selena: Latino, mid 30's, dark, hair, B-cup tits, noticeable stomach, a 6. 25.

Suzie: White, 40's, dyed red hair, decent body, a 6. 25.

Tatiana: White, 40 ish, dark hair, overweight, a 6.

Please excuse my ignorance: Where is H8 located?

Thank you.

[Soupy3838]

What is GPS? LOL been bugging the shit out of me and I am sure I look stupid for asking but haven't been able to figure it out. Thanks in advance.

Lots of talent on stage. There were many +8's.

However the great looking younger & spenders girls either sufferer from GPS (as also a few of the older gals) or were just there to dance & collect tips. When I went upstairs I overhead the "wrist band guy say only sold 20 bands that night (and it was near almost midnight).

Finally hooked-up with somewhat older gal (I am guessing 30-35 and maybe a 6) - lots of tats. The identifying Tat (as I forgot her name) is a upside don cross on her chest between tits.

Nice (not great) looking C-cup but they felt great in my hand. Decent (not again not great looking ass) but again, felt great in my hands (weird. Running my hands all over her was more enjoyable that I had thought it would be)..

[Electronman]

Did anyone go to the grand opening of Charmed (formerly Chix on Dix at 403 S. Dix Street)?

I stopped by on the afternoon of March 15 but they were not scheduled to open until that evening and I couldn't swing by in the evening.

[Tractorman]

Lots of talent on stage. There were many +8's.

However the great looking younger & spenders girls either sufferer from GPS (as also a few of the older gals) or were just there to dance & collect tips. When I went upstairs I overhead the "wrist band guy say only sold 20 bands that night (and it was near almost midnight).

Finally hooked-up with somewhat older gal (I am guessing 30-35 and maybe a 6) - lots of tats. The identifying Tat (as I forgot her name) is a upside don cross on her chest between tits.

Nice (not great) looking C-cup but they felt great in my hand. Decent (not again not great looking ass) but again, felt great in my hands (weird. Running my hands all over her was more enjoyable that I had thought it would be).

For $ we had a great time. Lots of kissing. CBJ (a rule) - I we as she was really into the fucking (CFS) - many positions and few time back to CBJ before back to fucking. No drama & no rush.

I look forward to repeating.

[Tractorman]

2nd time with this day shift dancer. It was almost GFE like experience. She was very horny and was into DFK. Same as first time, no rush & no drama & takes a pounding without compliant.

However. Previous visit I had impression Greek might be available but this time it was definite no.

Also this time pressed hard for BBBJ vs CBJ and that to was not to be had even. If anyone ever has different experience please let me know.

Late Dev had the opportunity to spend the wheel with the southern-bell Gracie who (claims) just started working at Crickets.

Recommend if you are OK with a mature, but slender & enthusiastic, provider. Long blond hair, some belly, nice legs & ass, great B-Cs particularly for a 42 YO.

Most important, very into what she was doing to me and what I was doing to her. I hope to repeat. (kissing, BJ, FIV, CFS multiple positions. No rush and no drama).

[RockHard403]

Just got home from h8. Tall fairly slender blonde. Rocked. My. World. Says she hadn't had seed in over 2 years (who believes that? Says $3. For everything (who's going to pay that? I tell her I'm a two lump chump and offer $1, settle for 1. 4. BBBJ followed by CFS. I finished wish) quick. She offered to trade numbers but I didn't have my phone to take her number and I didn't want to provide mine. Either way. I'm happy tonight.

You get her name?

[Abcd1]

Just got home from h8. Tall fairly slender blonde. Rocked. My. World. Says she hadn't had seed in over 2 years (who believes that? Says $3. For everything (who's going to pay that? I tell her I'm a two lump chump and offer $1, settle for 1. 4. BBBJ followed by CFS. I finished wish) quick. She offered to trade numbers but I didn't have my phone to take her number and I didn't want to provide mine. Either way. I'm happy tonight.

[DTownFun]

Planning on taking a day trip to bts next week, wondered if anyone had any info on which dancers are the best for extras on day shift?

[Incognito1234]

In from out of town and need a little help. What time is shift change at the Hamilton clubs? 8:00? Tried to call and get a busy signal.

7 pm. Get there around 6 or 6:15 to get the last of the day shift offerings.

[Incognito1234]

Pretty standard range. Theirs a few that will pull GPS syndrome on you but they back off quick.

Thank you. Looks like I'm going to have to wander over again. I haven't been since the first year or two of it opening as the Hustler club. After they made changes that caused activity to be so different and absurdly high booth / room costs, I stopped going.