Strip Club Reports

[FinerThings]

This advice is spot-on (great write up PL2), I will add a couple of things:

- Yeah the valets are annoying and I mostly avoid them too for these same reasons, but there are ways around them IF you really want to go to one of these clubs (I would only recommend FC and BT's Dearborn). Way around is park somewhere nearby and walk in. Not optimal just saying it is possible.

- I would add Silver Criket to the list, no valet, no bathroom troll, drink prices reasonable, girls the same quality maybe a cut above.

- Besides Dallas who is excellent, I also enjoy Nicole, Camilla, and Sasha at H8 N.

Have fun and report back.

Does Dallas offer GFE with FS? I met her last week late into her shift but she only talked BJ I think she is so hot I want it all. Any intel would be much appreciated, thanks in advance.

[Pygophile]

Anyone visited her recently?

https://detroit.rubratings.com/116730

[HoldenCaul]

I like boggies and Henry's.

Some notes: there are 2 Henry's, h8 north (h8 n) and h8 south (h8's). H8 n is the one in inkster close to bogies. Bogies and H8 N are owned by the same family. As you leave either club, you can ask the doorman for a ticket to the other club, save $5.

Bogies has excellent food for not much money. H8 N doesn't serve food. If you eat at bogies, don't just order off the menu, walk up to the kitchen window, there is a blackboard listing the days specials.

It's been my experience that girls at h8 n are more inclined to do BBBJ than girls at bogies. The VIP booths at bogies are larger and better than h8 n. The quality of the girls varies, plenty of fuglies at both clubs, and occasional hotties.

As always, negotiate services before going up to the VIP. Don't be shy, tell her you'd like to get some extras. She'll ask what are you looking for. You could be a cop, she is not a cop, so just say you're hoping to get a blow job. I assure you she hears that every day. Do not let the girl rob you, they won't call the cops, they don't have your car keys so you can just leave. If they threaten to call the cops because they think you owe for more songs, just say fine, call them. They won't.

Flight Club is right there close to bogies, I've never gone there because they INSIST on valet parking your car, so you don't have your keys. If they decide you owe $100 for a VIP dance, they can "lose" your car keys, or block your car with another car until you pay. Screw that! Have fun, h8 n and bogies are both nice clubs. I recommend Dallas at h8 n.

This advice is spot-on (great write up PL2), I will add a couple of things:

- Yeah the valets are annoying and I mostly avoid them too for these same reasons, but there are ways around them IF you really want to go to one of these clubs (I would only recommend FC and BT's Dearborn). Way around is park somewhere nearby and walk in. Not optimal just saying it is possible.

- I would add Silver Criket to the list, no valet, no bathroom troll, drink prices reasonable, girls the same quality maybe a cut above.

- Besides Dallas who is excellent, I also enjoy Nicole, Camilla, and Sasha at H8 N.

Have fun and report back.

[JacobCock7]

Visited LS 2-3 months back. I was sitting in corner at bar counter back to poles. Met Kim, nice plump girl that time black hair. She was with another customer for some time towards the other end of bar counter. Few time we had eye contact. Soon comes up, asks for dance. I said later, She sat beside me, we discussed on different general topics. Again asked for dance, I straight went for extras. She said only dance I said okay, after 1st song asked what in extras? I expressed for CBJ, so 3 songs + CBJ for $. CBJ was little rushed. Overall okay experience.

[GRJoe]

Last night, Sat night, I was in Southfield not far from Subi's when I noticed a dashboard alert that I am losing pressure on one of my tires. I pulled over at the gas station and was able to locate a screw sticking out of my rear tire. I started to panic cause I'm 150 miles from home, it's 11 pm, and my car doesn't have a spare whee / tire. I have regular tires and a Slime set but I never used it before. For some reason, first I just started adding air to that tire and for some magical reason pressure stayed on without using Slime. Great but now my hands are dirty like hell and I got an idea to swing to Subi's, wash my hands and recover from my first shock before I hit the highway. Thought I'm not going to stay long and will park on a side road rather then pay valet. All good spots were taken and I decided to park in front of the stop sign as far as I could so I don't block the guy behind me. Probably about car lengths from the stop sign. A hand wash and one beer later I come to my car, kick the tire old good way to make sure I can fly on the highway and started setting my Waze driving directions. All of sudden I see the valet guy coming to my window all happy asking me if I see the ticket on my windshield. I thought he is giving me a ticket because I didn't use his parking and was about to tell him to leave me alone. He said I'm lucky cop did not call a tow car and now I'll have to pay over $200 because I didn't want pay him $6. I truly think he called the cops on me. Long story short, wach out for that asshole and the red painted curb so you don't get a ticket also.

[Pussylicker2]

I haven't been to a strip club since 2002. All the clubs where I live have a 3 foot rule, dances are not private and lingerie must be worn. Hoping to visit H8's and Bogies while I'm in detroit. Soynds like a fulfilling experience. Sounds like Bogarts has the better looking women? PM me with any suggestions or advice since I've never seeked out extras at a club before. I've been doing my research on here, do it sounds pretty straight forward I guess. I'll be staying a bit north of detroit. Anything going on up there? Thanks!

I like boggies and Henry's.

Some notes: there are 2 Henry's, h8 north (h8 n) and h8 south (h8's). H8 n is the one in inkster close to bogies. Bogies and H8 N are owned by the same family. As you leave either club, you can ask the doorman for a ticket to the other club, save $5.

Bogies has excellent food for not much money. H8 N doesn't serve food. If you eat at bogies, don't just order off the menu, walk up to the kitchen window, there is a blackboard listing the days specials.

It's been my experience that girls at h8 n are more inclined to do BBBJ than girls at bogies. The VIP booths at bogies are larger and better than h8 n. The quality of the girls varies, plenty of fuglies at both clubs, and occasional hotties.

As always, negotiate services before going up to the VIP. Don't be shy, tell her you'd like to get some extras. She'll ask what are you looking for. You could be a cop, she is not a cop, so just say you're hoping to get a blow job. I assure you she hears that every day. Do not let the girl rob you, they won't call the cops, they don't have your car keys so you can just leave. If they threaten to call the cops because they think you owe for more songs, just say fine, call them. They won't.

Flight Club is right there close to bogies, I've never gone there because they INSIST on valet parking your car, so you don't have your keys. If they decide you owe $100 for a VIP dance, they can "lose" your car keys, or block your car with another car until you pay. Screw that! Have fun, h8 n and bogies are both nice clubs. I recommend Dallas at h8 n.

[NietzscheKeen]

I haven't been to a strip club since 2002. All the clubs where I live have a 3 foot rule, dances are not private and lingerie must be worn. Hoping to visit H8's and Bogies while I'm in detroit. Soynds like a fulfilling experience. Sounds like Bogarts has the better looking women? PM me with any suggestions or advice since I've never seeked out extras at a club before. I've been doing my research on here, do it sounds pretty straight forward I guess. I'll be staying a bit north of detroit. Anything going on up there? Thanks!

[SilentStorm]

Dances in the back at Cricke t25 per song now?

As far as I know, it's $20 per song during the day and $25 per song for the night shift. But interestingly, I've encountered a few on day shift who swing it as $25 per song and if you questioned, they agree to $20 saying, oh I got mixed up!!

[Madscientist]

Decided to stop at Criket for a couple hours around 2:00 PM a couple of weeks ago Tuesday. Hadn't been there in a while, and decided since there's no cover and no valet, it is risk free to get a couple of beers and see what's available. Domestic beers are 2 for $9 which I ordered upon finding a seat at the bar. I like the end of the bar closest to the door, because there is a little round stage on the bar that serves as a backrest when you position yourself at an angle in order to see the stage and floor. It was not looking good, saw a couple of tired old hands that knew me well enough not to approach as I've always turned them down in the past. Was hoping for Cassie or Elizabeth but didn't see them. One beer down and I was considering my next move, when I saw a young brunette with a great body, gave her a long stare (she was near the restrooms / smoking room), and she came over. Introduced herself as "Amira" or "Mira" something like that, not sure. A closer look revealed that indeed her body was smoking, her face a little messed up but pretty cute. Long black hair, olive skin, I would guessed she's mixed race of some sort. After some decent small talk, she asked if I am interested in dances. Absolutely. So I give her my standard line "how about 120 for everything?" and she says I am not sure what you mean, dances are 25 each. Uh oh, I was thinking I should have known, oh well. So I said yeah I am only interested in extras not dances, figuring she would move on. To my surprise, she said she could not do "everything" for 120 but a BBBJ would be on the menu for that amount. Awesome, I agreed, and back we go. 10 to the VIP troll and found a booth. Now, here's where it goes slightly downhill. After some teasing, clothing removal, and warm up, she says I need the 120 up front. I knew something like that was going to happen, I chuckled said no thanks and got up to leave. She panics and goes hey hey hey wait. How about half up front? OK, so I agree to this since I was going to hand her 25 anyway plus I had 10 invested besides that, so I was pot committed for at least 60. Hand it to her, and she gets down to business. Technique not good, did the old just the head while jerking trick, I removed her hand and then started pushing her head down gently at first then more forcefully when she tried going back to the jerking. She can go deep if she tries but clearly doesn't like it. She starts making these exasperated sounds and sighs and at one point angrily swats my hand off her head. At this point I am ready to give it up and not give her the other 60, she senses this and gets back down there to finish up. Then, in mid-suck, she holds up her hand with 3 fingers, indicating, I guess, that the 3rd song had played. So what? We agreed to no song count. I told her the more you stop sucking, the longer this is going to take. So then she starts sucking furiously to get me to come, as I was about to she says "DON'T COME IN MY MOUTH". Well, I did anyway, she jumps up like she was shot out of a cannon. Ha ha ha. Gave her the 60, she took it and left without a word. I went back to the bar to drink my second beer, and she showed up to work the guy next to me. Too bad I couldn't warn him. Needless to say, I will not repeat. Have fun.

Dances in the back at Cricke t25 per song now?

[BrandoM]

Probably it doesn't belong here but I'll be visiting Toronto soon and I couldn't get much info online, has anyone ever been to any strip club in Toronto? Suggestions? Price-range?

Better to just go to a massage parlor there. You can get bodyslides and stuff there from actual attractive women, unlike here.

[XaDudeX]

Is that the brunette with a phat ass and kinda floppy b cups, large tat on her leg

That's how I remember her.

[Jules Jordan]

She is mid-20's, AA, dark hair, B-cup tits, athletic build, nice backside, and has a few tats. Damage was 120 for a GFE session. I would definitely repeat. Bubbles typically dances $10 dance nights here.

[Jules Jordan]

She is 20's, white, blonde, B-cup tits, tall, and has a few tats. Damage was 120 for the works, minus Greek. I wouldn't repeat. Her head game was decent, but she lacked energy during the main event.

[VirCof]

LOL, I like to seat in the same spot but closest to the door of the kitchen. Because of the view and because in that spot I always get a back massage from college.

Decided to stop at Criket for a couple hours around 2:00 PM a couple of weeks ago Tuesday. Hadn't been there in a while, and decided since there's no cover and no valet, it is risk free to get a couple of beers and see what's available. Domestic beers are 2 for $9 which I ordered upon finding a seat at the bar. I like the end of the bar closest to the door, because there is a little round stage on the bar that serves as a backrest when you position yourself at an angle in order to see the stage and floor. It was not looking good, saw a couple of tired old hands that knew me well enough not to approach as I've always turned them down in the past. Was hoping for Cassie or Elizabeth but didn't see them. One beer down and I was considering my next move, when I saw a young brunette with a great body, gave her a long stare (she was near the restrooms / smoking room), and she came over. Introduced herself as "Amira" or "Mira" something like that, not sure. A closer look revealed that indeed her body was smoking, her face a little messed up but pretty cute. Long black hair, olive skin, I would guessed she's mixed race of some sort. After some decent small talk, she asked if I am interested in dances. Absolutely. So I give her my standard line "how about 120 for everything?" and she says I am not sure what you mean, dances are 25 each. Uh oh, I was thinking I should have known, oh well. So I said yeah I am only interested in extras not dances, figuring she would move on. To my surprise, she said she could not do "everything" for 120 but a BBBJ would be on the menu for that amount. Awesome, I agreed, and back we go. 10 to the VIP troll and found a booth. Now, here's where it goes slightly downhill. After some teasing, clothing removal, and warm up, she says I need the 120 up front. I knew something like that was going to happen, I chuckled said no thanks and got up to leave. She panics and goes hey hey hey wait. How about half up front? OK, so I agree to this since I was going to hand her 25 anyway plus I had 10 invested besides that, so I was pot committed for at least 60. Hand it to her, and she gets down to business. Technique not good, did the old just the head while jerking trick, I removed her hand and then started pushing her head down gently at first then more forcefully when she tried going back to the jerking. She can go deep if she tries but clearly doesn't like it. She starts making these exasperated sounds and sighs and at one point angrily swats my hand off her head. At this point I am ready to give it up and not give her the other 60, she senses this and gets back down there to finish up. Then, in mid-suck, she holds up her hand with 3 fingers, indicating, I guess, that the 3rd song had played. So what? We agreed to no song count. I told her the more you stop sucking, the longer this is going to take. So then she starts sucking furiously to get me to come, as I was about to she says "DON'T COME IN MY MOUTH". Well, I did anyway, she jumps up like she was shot out of a cannon. Ha ha ha. Gave her the 60, she took it and left without a word. I went back to the bar to drink my second beer, and she showed up to work the guy next to me. Too bad I couldn't warn him. Needless to say, I will not repeat. Have fun.

[JabberWorky]

Brunette, fat, big boobs? Yes she is still working there.

Thanks. She didn't used to be fat, but that was a couple of years ago. Does she still wear her gray sweater?