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06-19-19 18:05 #11376
Posts: 11Four-club tour of Metro Detroit: cover charges and drink prices
Quick survey of four Metro area clubs. Did not get any dances and did not bring up the subject of extras with any dancers.
Landing Strip. June 17th (Monday).
Got there about 8:30 pm. $10 cover charge to get in. Was hoping to see Sandra, but no soap. Last word from the bouncer a few months ago said he hadn't seen her in awhile. Sandra was from Croatia, with an unbelievable figure. Paid $9. 50 for a Red Bull. I'm on the wagon indefinitely for health reasons, but this will give you an idea. Dancers: Corrine and Kylie were both very cute. I'm a boob man. Corrine's were about delta-delta size implants, firm and full like the moon. Lovely. Kylie was younger and had an adorable face with equally pleasing naturals. Maybe large Charlies or Deltas. (I hate how the auto correct turns it into "thees' or "dees".) Both friendly. About ten ladies working; generally attractive. The problem with LS is the smoke. I cough and gag more in this club than any other. Stayed until about 9:30 and left.
Penthouse. June 18th (Tuesday).
This used to be my go-to club. It's within the Detroit city limits, and the curtains are down. It's gone downhill. The "redecorating" of last year included constructing a new wall on the upper floor. The VIP area behind this wall is dark with dim lights. About 10-15 dance couches with no dividing walls. Got there about 8:30 pm. About 4-6 customers, most of whom were in a booth with waitresses and dancers. My waitress was easily the hottest woman in the club. Enormous boobs that strained at her black tank top, and the way her chest wobbled when she walked, I suspected they were natural. In response to my hopeful question, she said she only waitressed. No dancing. Just when I thought the drink prices couldn't get more outrageous I found myself staring at a $12 bill for a Red Bull. Jesus H Christ on a crutch. *facepalm*. PHC was dead. A few plodding dancers, only one girl on stage at a time. Cute, but hardly in the mood to hustle. The one AA lady who did (great tits, BTW) was three sheets to the wind. I tipped a blonde cutie and she looked at me like I'd just crawled out from under a rock. The bouncer looked like he ate nails for breakfast. The only redeeming features of PHC was the great light show, new fixtures thanks to the "remodeling," and smoke-free atmosphere, but this was likely just due to the place being empty. Finished my drink and left for.
Silver Criket -.
Got there at 9:30 (Tuesday). This became my go-to club after PHC, where I found the buxom woman of my dreams, Camilla, a little over a year ago. Again the $10 cover charge, and $7 for a Coke. Paid less attention to the dancers here, as none of them really grabbed my attention. I would rate the highest as maybe a 6. 5-7. Bodies were in decent shape, but no one grabbed hold of this monger's lusty heart. Or any other part. The DJ did a quantum leap, going from four straight house / dance songs to "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus. That's when I left. Good things about the Criket are free parking, no smoking (designated smoking room), reasonable prices all things considered, and a separate VIP area. The food is good, too.
Flight Club -.
Decided I didn't want to go home yet and gave Flight Club a shot. Wow - $15 cover. Bouncers were welcoming. I took a spot at one of the two-seater tables up against the stage. My mouth hung open as I looked around. So this was where all the great talent hung out. Four dancers going at a time, and every woman in there was at least a 7 IMO. Bella really took my eye. Nice and friendly, lovely implants (underboob scars still kinda raw, tho). I tipped her well but I saw her disappear behind the bar with a customer right after her set. Just as well. I have a lady I see regularly in another club, and I'll save my cash for her. A couple other dances came up. Again nice and friendly. I just said they were welcome to hang out, but I had no plans of going to VIP that night. They all departed immediately for better hunting elsewhere. Drink price - $9. 35 for a Coke. A few more cents and they'll match Comerica Park, smh. The last word I had was that dances at FC were $30 apiece. The curtains are definitely still up. Saw two couples go into them while I was there. I have a feeling that this is a place where the maxim holds, "If you must ask the price, you cannot afford it. " The vibe in FC was great, though. DJ is the best, the music was on point, and the bass vibrated the walls. Business definitely picked up while I was there. When I left there were about 50 customers. Did not stay through the whole lady lineup, but suspect there were about 20 women working. They do enforce a dress code there. As I was waiting for the valet, the bouncers were refusing a guy entry because he had a T-shirt on. They wanted him in a collared shirt. Peace out.
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06-19-19 11:37 #11375
Posts: 346Originally Posted by Jenghidkhan [View Original Post]
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06-19-19 11:26 #11374
Posts: 159Originally Posted by Jenghidkhan [View Original Post]
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06-19-19 02:25 #11373
Posts: 385Originally Posted by StripperLover [View Original Post]
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06-18-19 20:58 #11372
Posts: 6Originally Posted by Riddick1983 [View Original Post]
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06-18-19 19:53 #11371
Posts: 64Originally Posted by Riddick1983 [View Original Post]
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06-18-19 16:11 #11370
Posts: 159Originally Posted by StripperLover [View Original Post]
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06-18-19 15:08 #11369
Posts: 346Originally Posted by MichiganMan686 [View Original Post]
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06-18-19 01:27 #11368
Posts: 11Cassandra.
Originally Posted by Dpmct [View Original Post]
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06-17-19 22:42 #11367
Posts: 385Curtians
Are the curtains down at all the clubs now? TY my friends. Mm686.
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06-16-19 09:37 #11366
Posts: 346Originally Posted by SunnyDee007 [View Original Post]
As to Coli the talent level there has really hit a low mark in my book. There are some really good looking girls who either don't do extra's or only for unbelievably high prices. Instead of paying those rates i'll walk any day and know that money will give me spades of enjoyment with true Asian spinners.
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06-14-19 22:56 #11365
Posts: 273Originally Posted by MasonDetroit [View Original Post]
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06-14-19 18:05 #11364
Posts: 15Coli Detroit
Originally Posted by TimeTwist [View Original Post]
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06-14-19 08:45 #11363
Posts: 325Nice ad
Originally Posted by MasonDetroit [View Original Post]
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06-13-19 15:18 #11362
Posts: 31North PR sisters
The sister with the glasses "vanessa" is actually the younger sister. She's up for pretty much anything except the backdoor but she is very mechanical. Esmeralda the older sister. Might be good for a lap dance but no fun to be had. Even though she talks a good game. Don't fall for it. That being said there are way better choices at north.