Strip Club Reports

[Admin2]

Yes, I've noticed this phenomenon in the past as well. I've started buying the non latex covers lately. Perhaps that is the issue. Latex in and of itself smells funky to me.

Lick the cooter, fine as wine. Put on the cover, start fucking and within a few minutes there is that dead fish smell. I know it's not them but it still takes the lead out of my pencil.

A2.

[Sureshot63]

Covers can do this with some of the ladies. I used to see a BackPage "escort" that had this very issue. Went down on her w / o the slightest issue. Seeing how far I could get my tongue in her. Wrapped it up for FS and within minutes her cooter stunk like hell. Not just an odor, it was fucking foul.

Yes, I've noticed this phenomenon in the past as well. I've started buying the non latex covers lately. Perhaps that is the issue. Latex in and of itself smells funky to me.

[Firemanoh]

Stopped at H8's North today. Several girls working. Apparently $10 dance day. Nothing too special until Camilla came out. Ho Leeee chiiiiiit. Smokin hot bad ass babe. Tall, dark hair, tatted up, and massive fake tits. Gave a great dance, and of course it happened to be a day I had to go back home. Couldn't do any deeds because the wife was texting she wanted to Get busy when I got home. Oh well, at least she got my motor running!

[Jimmy Greek]

Agree, if you drain you pipe before going you might as well stay home, there is not point in going.

I recommend not draining the pipe and letting the peeler do that.

MM.

Happy Draining!!

[Pussylicker2]

Also stopped at Bogarts. Smoky and hot younger chick there. But, I could not get the old hag away from me, so I could get a dance from the young one. Ended up getting a phone call, and had to leave, anyway.

I've had that problem. I've gotten up and walked to the stage and tipped the dancer and ask her for a private when she's through. When she's done I go up to her and say are you ready?

[TheGoodLookin1]

I pre test each box before I go back; a slight brush up against the raw beaver while tipping up front alleviates a lot of misery. Might have to get a few dollars in to really get descent contact. Any slight hint of odor STOP there.

I still can't wrap my head around it, how a woman can stand a smell like that. I was stung once like that several years back. Really traumatized me was gunshy for months no shit.

You must be a nigga because you have no idea how to write something and have it make any sense.

I left this up on purpose so that everybody could see why I banned this racist douchebag.

Fuck you asswipe

A2

[Timberwolf]

I had one issue though. As soon as we finished some BJ, and she started riding me (cover on) and I get a slight indication of a dead fish. (should've proceeded to finish since I was pretty hard) but I chose to go doggy next. The next thing I know, the smell was so bad (as soon as she bent down and spread out), I had totally lost my interest and just wanted to get the hell out! So bad that junior didn't want to cum anymore.

Maybe one of her bad days!

Covers can do this with some of the ladies. I used to see a BackPage "escort" that had this very issue. Went down on her w / o the slightest issue. Seeing how far I could get my tongue in her. Wrapped it up for FS and within minutes her cooter stunk like hell. Not just an odor, it was fucking foul.

[Firemanoh]

Hello all! I've visited the cricket on a Thursday, very early during the afternoon shift. Only a handful of dancers working. Maria was by far the best of the talent. So, I tipped her while she was on stage, and she came over to have a conversation. Quickly worked out the details, got CBJ for $. Good looking, short, brunette, with a great set of fake tits.

Also stopped at Bogarts. Smoky and hot younger chick there. But, I could not get the old hag away from me, so I could get a dance from the young one. Ended up getting a phone call, and had to leave, anyway.

[Firemanoh]

Stopped by the cricket again and got talked into going back with McKenzie. Everything was on the table but took a BBBJ it was toothy and subpar. Need to find somewhere else to go to get consistent service. There is one bigger brunette girl there that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, sloppy, no hands, and swallows. She's a scooter but can perform I just haven't seen her there lately and I can never remember her name since she has her mouth full before the curtain is all the way closed. The flight club and been major GPS zone now and I hate even stopping in anymore.

I believe you are talking about the amazing Riley. Wore a "Deep Throat Princess" shirt one time when I was there. More like Deep Throat Queen. I'd bestow a higher title on her if I could.

Last I heard, she had moved out west (CA) and is working out there. I asked the bouncer at SC when I was there last week.

[WesJ96]

Not last week of the month, but the first week of the month. These girls have poor money management skills, they never pay rent on time. My buddy rents a condo to two girls.

Yes I've had better luck the first week of the month.

[Deano666]

I never got a chance to post a review of my visit to cricket the other day. And she is the one I ended up going back with. Agree with everything mentioned for the most part. Nice tits, easy to negotiate and pretty good body for the bang.

I had one issue though. As soon as we finished some BJ, and she started riding me (cover on) and I get a slight indication of a dead fish. (should've proceeded to finish since I was pretty hard) but I chose to go doggy next. The next thing I know, the smell was so bad (as soon as she bent down and spread out), I had totally lost my interest and just wanted to get the hell out! So bad that junior didn't want to cum anymore.

Maybe one of her bad days!

I pre test each box before I go back; a slight brush up against the raw beaver while tipping up front alleviates a lot of misery. Might have to get a few dollars in to really get descent contact. Any slight hint of odor STOP there.

I still can't wrap my head around it, how a woman can stand a smell like that. I was stung once like that several years back. Really traumatized me was gunshy for months no shit.

[Jay23]

Strategies on when to go.


- Go at times when dancers are likely to need money. Late in the month is good, because rent may be due soon. A few weeks before Christmas, because they need extra money for presents. I've even seen "retired" dancers show up a few times before Christmas to get some extra cash.

Not last week of the month, but the first week of the month. These girls have poor money management skills, they never pay rent on time. My buddy rents a condo to two girls.

[Marelobo Mex]

Why would we drain our pipes before heading to the club?

Agree, if you drain you pipe before going you might as well stay home, there is not point in going.

I recommend not draining the pipe and letting the peeler do that.

MM.

[Mstersds]

Has anyone come across any asian dancers in the area?

[SilentStorm]

I concur. She is great. Works day shift. I plan to repeat.

23 YO dirty-blonde with nice B-Cs (with very small bars piecing her nipples). Curvy and attractive body (but not thin if that is what you want). Very cute and into what she does and what you do to her. Flower tat on shoulder. Clean package (good hygiene (no stink), smooth skin, no stretch marks, soft hair), no rush and no drama. Was not able to get BBBJ, only CBJ which was great including extensive DTing. Takes direction well for both CBJ and CFS. Oh yeah, did I say very cute.

I never got a chance to post a review of my visit to cricket the other day. And she is the one I ended up going back with. Agree with everything mentioned for the most part. Nice tits, easy to negotiate and pretty good body for the bang.

I had one issue though. As soon as we finished some BJ, and she started riding me (cover on) and I get a slight indication of a dead fish. (should've proceeded to finish since I was pretty hard) but I chose to go doggy next. The next thing I know, the smell was so bad (as soon as she bent down and spread out), I had totally lost my interest and just wanted to get the hell out! So bad that junior didn't want to cum anymore.

Maybe one of her bad days!