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[SlightlyHere]

I'm all that. And more.

http://jackson-mi.skipthegames.com/f...8/722241647528

https://sumosear.ch/phone/517-257-9708

Jackson escort scene is rough. Tons of no-responders. Or they respond days later. Definitely, for me, AMP is the way to go there.

But, I wanted to check something out, so I decided to see Cougar Liza. She's the girl in the pics, . . . Body is OK, but she was clean. Had a little issue with her "roommate" who didn't leave for work until 9 pm, so we had a car date. Now, the girl has no top teeth, I couldn't tell if she had bottom teeth or not, but I'd never had a gummy before and she was promising me some deep throat fucking, so I decided to go for it. She didn't lie, girl can swallow the whole thing, unbothered, and you can go right at that gummy toothed mouth. Said Greek was available, but didn't want that in a car date, so finished CIM, clean as can be. Nice girl, not really my style typically, but at least she's honest and cool. The head was great though. 100%.

Communications were easy, and setup was fine. Would have been better and might have taken that greek if roommate situation were better.

Alright, stay safe.

[SlightlyHere]

Leigha, pics accurate, chill, alright.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/313-685-1675

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/5300937

So, I've seen Leigha twice. I saw her when she first started and was working out of a friend's house in RO. Then once while she bounced around a bit. One of those late night encounters that I probably shouldn't do b / c of their risk, but whatever. That's her in the pics, nice petite, with an ass, but not much up top. Sometimes I like that though.

First time she rode me to the finish line, was super energetic, and into it. Whew, that one was well worth it.

Second time, the late night one, was kinda just like, ok, get your nut off, it's late, so it was standing from the back.

BBBJ both times and some DATY the first time, as she was just showered, and it was morning. Looks like she has a long term spot in Southfield, but I haven't visited her down there. Would definitely be better than some of these other one's I've been seeing, that's for sure. Sometimes the adventure isn't worth it, and sticking with a solid provider is better. I just tend to like the adventure.

All together, would recommend.

[SlightlyHere]

Sweet Cherry: Sometimes I like to adventure part III.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-359-5469

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/11267554

So, Sweet Cherry's ad pop'd up on the radar. And quite honestly, I have no idea why, but I decided to investigate.

I dunno man, it's almost like only 40% of the deal with this hobby is the actual act, and the other 60% is just the adventure of finding out the truth and lies. Might even be leaning more toward 25/75 for me, respectively, well. Because I called this chick. Yoooooooo adventure time!

Just to be straight, I knew this shit was going to be bad from the get. I knew it was. Sometimes those older hookers are absolute freaks though, and can do some amazing salad tossing, cock-and-ball sucking nastiness that is really mind blowing. And, to be honest, the single shot, going in, brief intro, get comfortable, getting some head for 5. 67 minutes, and then fucking them for 10 minutes, until they start clock watching is getting a little played out. To avoid this kind of old nasty, I'm going to have to start Eiffel towering chicks, or getting doubles overnight no rules or something. Enough about my psychosis.

I start texting Sweet Cherry, and she's all game, free to text, seems cool enough. Talking some dirty shit, not really pressed by telling me rates, and to shut the fuck up and get there or not. But I know it's going to be nasty. She's over in Warren at 696 and Deq, and that area is hot as fuck for LE, so I wasn't even interested really. Those fuckers know my car. So I ask her to send me a pic for verification b / c all that shit online isn't adding up to one contiguous person. It's like a bad dream of how your wife might turn out, or some Halloween party that you went home with a mummy and woke up next to the chick in the pics. She's delaying the response, so I was about to be out, like, fuck her, . . She must be nasty. Low and behold, she sends me the first pic in black. Little head's like, "Not bad! Probably a fucking freak in the sack. " I'm thinking about that cock-sucking and ball licking at the same time maneuver shit. Alright, I'm going. Goddammit. I get there, and she looks like the second pic, sorry for my bad photoshop. She had some fucked up pink hair, and a nasty wrinkled face, with a ring around the belly and a fupa all together.

Now look, I wouldn't make this shit up. I dare one of ya'll to go check. The shit is embarrassing, but her teeth were good, and I decided that maybe I'd be able to just get a CIM and be out. She's cool enough, chatty, doesn't appear to be drugged up, just fucked up. I decided that I'm going to try to get a back rub too, so I do the usual bathroom check to make sure no fools are in there trying to rob me, get comfortable and tell her to massage me. Fuckit, she's doing a great job with the massage. Played some golf and was kinda tight, she had some oil, and was working it. If we had left it at that, I'd have probably been satisfied. But, . . . Of course, it didn't get left there. She pulls out those toys she has in her post, and starts putting them on my taint, vibrating them. I dunno man, but vibrating shit doesn't do the same for me as it seems to do for women, maybe ya'll are different. I'm just thinking about if she cleaned that shit well before she started rubbing them on my balls. So, she tries to stick the Magic Bullet (tm) type thing in my asshole. And man, I'm not a prude -- I've taken a dildo to the ass to convince a chick to let me fuck her ass. It just don't work for me. But nobody is sticking a magic bullet in my ass, on a string, especially not this gremlin looking chick.

So, she starts playing with herself with them, ended the back rub -- like, the only good thing that was going. And she's playing with herself, head hanging off the bed in that upside-down you about to get face-fucked position, so, I go to give her the face fuck. After all, shit said freaky in her ad, right? She's like, "Nope, I can't do it like that. " All the while, this disgust is building up inside me, like, "Who the fuck would even be trying to nut in this chick's throat! She ends up _attempting_ to give me a blowjob, and it's just sad. Maybe 2 inches went in her mouth, lackluster performance. She just wanted me to jerk myself off. At this point, I just want to nut and leave, so I ask her if she has a condom. She doesn't have one. Starts asking me why I didn't bring one, telling me to just fuck her raw. N-O-P-E.

Now check this out. . . This is some serious ho shit. She goes over to the little ice bucket thing, and grabs one of the bags that you're supposed to use when you get ice in the bucket, and is like, "This will be good enough, you can just use this. " And she wraps my hard cock up in a fucking plastic trash-esque bag, meant for holding ice in the ice bucket. I literally said aloud, "Uhm, I don't think this is going to stop any diseases. " And she's like, "Just try it. " She lays on her back on the bed, and, you know what, . . . I told her, to turn over doggy, so at least I didn't have to look at her while I disgraced myself further. She refused. She said that her pussy was so tight that doggy hurt her. Yo. Like, what was my first clue to not do this shit! I took the ice bag off my dick, tossed it on the ground, got my clothes on -- all the while screening the cash still sitting on the table from her grabbing it. I snatched the cash, dropped her $40 for her trouble, and got the fuck out.

Like, man. I've done some fucked up shit. I'm not sure if it was worse to raw dog some crackhead, or humiliate myself with a potential ice bag fuck with a disgusting old nasty nasty. . . You tell me.

Anyhow. Unless you want to experience this type of shit, I wouldn't recommend.

Stay safe.

[SlightlyHere]

After Candace, I visited Nikki.

Candace couldn't get it done, I just needed a little more freak. A little more involvement.

So, I had Nikki in the wings. Ready to serve. I guess she's in game with Delilah and they were offering duos. But a duo for Hh isn't really appealing to me. Like, 30 min with two chicks might be ok for a straight blowjob. But, anyhow, I get there, and pics are true as can be. She's super thin, has non-fucked-up teeth, and is dressed in the exact same outfit as 4 months ago when she took those pics.

https://callescort.org/734-292-3440

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...roit/54069045/

They're both in those pics, but the sent me the attached one that sealed the deal. Fuck. I'm a sucker for thin ass coke-heads. Like, snort your coke, smoke it, whatever, just be thin -- it works.

So, I roll to Pymouth between beeh daly and telegraph. That same crackhead area as before. So, I go to the house, and they are flicking the porch light on and off to attract my attention. It worked.

They have this little side room, ready for fucking. . . When you're walking up, they start flashing on and off the porch light, kind of like a pussy beacon. I place the cash on the table and with the quickness she slides it under the door and calls for Delilah to grab it. Alright, but she's petite as hell; not really into me touching her much. She's going at my dick CBJ with a fever that I haven't seen since I had a first timer go at it at 18 years old. She put it on my cock like the ladies at the AMP, except that she didn't hide it in her mouth for 20 minutes. Sadly that's not going to get it. Doesn't matter how hard she tries. I've been fucking, jerking, and getting sucked off so much lately that it isn't happening. I get her into doggy, she's on the bed, I'm standing. . . And her pussy is tight. It was doing that dick grip shit that you see in porns, and wonder if it's reality or just big cocks. So, the pussy is expanding out, on my dick, outside her * And I'm watching it in awe, and it's great. Nonetheless, it was doing it. It wasn't enough to make me blow. Maybe my dick was just so insensitive after just fing Candace or some shit. So, I start asking about BB. 150 more for BB. I only got 60. Ok then 80 for BB. . Blew my nut. Just talking about BB did it for me. Fuckit, no shame.

She's a good girl, enthusiastic, even if professional, and it's whatever so long as the money is right. Can't hate the game.

Would recommend. Will do again. Hopefully not after a different hooker.

Kinda want the duo with Delilah, but her reviews lately aren't that stellar.

Alright, stay safe.

P.S. I wonder why she doesn't show up in sumosear. Ch and shit. Maybe it doesn't cover callescort? Hmmm.

[SlightlyHere]

Alright, so I saw Candace. Aka: Soft and Sweet, quite the Treat!

It's pretty suspicious to me to have 6 pics and not a single one with so much as one piece of tooth showing.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/248-296-4100

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...820/2482964100

She finally got back to me and was like, "Can you come now?

Fortunately, I could, and I was in for an adventure. Yep, that's her in the pics. The belly is a little bigger than you would imagine from the pics, but it's her 100%.

Like the other reviewers said, she's straight to business. Mechanical, ready to suck (mechanically), and fuck (mechanically) for her 4 kids. BBBJ was cool, but nothing else, and straight mechanical sex. She likes to ride reverse doggy, which is awesome, but I kept wanting to stick my finger in her ass and it wasn't happening.

She wasn't able to get me off -- it was just too damn mechanistic.

Candace has good teeth. FYI.

So, I had to go see Nikki.

[SlightlyHere]

Listen, I've been a fucking hound. I saw Summer.

So, it was late at night. And, admittedly, I've been on a tear lately. I'm not quite sure what the fuck is up with me.

But, I made a late night text to Summer. . .

https://sumosear.ch/phone/248-470-0530

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/i...r-you/28283627

Ya'll know the bubble pic, so I put it below for future reference.

And she answered, and was game for me to come visit. Comms (this time) were smooth, and all was well.

Got to her place, and it was quiet, seemingly nobody else there, and had a nice clean room with porn playing for us to chill out in.

Now, she's considerably thicker than her pics. I almost bailed, were it not for the 30 minutes and stupidity that I drove all that way at 3 am. She's got a pretty big belly, but an amiable nature.

I'd say she was pretty accommodating. After banging her out, she gave me a decent back rub, and finished off the time without rushing, and with some conversation.

If she got her act together and lost that extra fat, I'd visit again. But without that, I just can't.

Anyhow, another adventure taken, another puzzle solved.

Stay safe.

[SlightlyHere]

A lot has been posted about Downriver Nuru. I've never had a "real" nuru massage before, so I decided to check it out.

https://detroit.rubratings.com/142769

Made a hastily arranged appointment, but she accommodated me. It's downriver, but pretty easy to find, area feels pretty safe, wasn't bothered parking my car on the street, of course, around the corner as usual. Walking up, I can see what people are saying about her neighbor b / c there's a big ass cross on the door to the left, and some other "I'm more holy than you" type garb out for show. I'm sure that they are really pleasant to be neighbors with. She answers the door, and kinda jumps, b / c she knows that she doesn't recognize me. We greet, with the usual, "first time" AMP question, house is pretty clean, but not what I'd call tidy.

She's wearing a grey shirt and jean shorts, can tell that there's no bra in the shirt, but headlights are off. Holy shit is she petite. She's probably 4'8, maybe 4'11 at most, but not thin. I mean, she's in decent shape for being 50 ish. Like another poster said, (sorry forgot name there), standard AMP older lady. She's very nice, and smiley, thick accent, and I find that I have to speak clearly instead of my usual mumble. Grabs my hand, with chit chat, to the back room. I follow the lead of the last fabulous review (sorry bro, name slips my head) and drop $2 on the table, no questions; her eyes light up. Now, here's how you know she's a good person, honest lady. She-gives-me-ten-dollars-back and tells me that I might need some lunch money for tomorrow. I'm _literally_ jaw dropped. I've never seen such a thing. Maybe she doesn't take five dollar bills!? Like, WHOOOAAAA.

So, I get naked, get on the table. The table is, I dunno, kinda wide, and definitely not a traditional massage table. Kinda seems like a couple book shelves put together or something as I stare down through that little face toilet bowl thing. She damn near immediately does a cop check and tickles my balls from behind, "Yep, that's ok, you can touch there all you like!" The massage starts, and she's using oil, Swedish massage style, but with some pressure in places. One thing I didn't expect is that her hands are kind of rough, like she works outdoors or something. I point out a place that is sore -- been working outside -- and she goes and gets a rolly tool and works it out. All good. Once in a while, she's teasing the boys. I tell her that I've never had a Nuru massage, and she goes, "We'll fix that."

What I didn't expect is that, after a bit, she gets this really warm gel stuff, and puts it on my back for the Nuru. Climbs her short self up and starts rubbing her body on me. Now, listen, I'm not trying to spoil or hate on anyone, but this is what was in my mind. I kind of, couldn't tell if it was belly or titty rubbing me, like, it was just a solid mass, with some rough pubes sliding along as well. She rubs herself all along my back, and legs, rubbing her pussy on it a bit. Honestly, I was a little grossed out rather than turned on by it. Listening to this slurping sound, feeling those pubes, thinking about the petite, but kinda thick 50+ asian lady on me. Just didn't do it. After a bit, she dismounts, and my mind is going, "Flip time!" and she smacks my ass and says, "Lets go wash you up and finish you off. " So, ok, we're on our way to that other room that my fellow monger discussed. Sweet.

Go in the shower. There's about 10 bars of Irish Spring laying on the counter top, some mouth wash, and plenty of liquid soap. She washes me down, and then hops into the shower with me, where I wash her down. She drops for a BBBJ and goes at it. It was good, but her mouth is small, so at depth, I had some teeth action on it. Excellent effort though, you could tell she wanted that finish. We dry off, and here, again, I'm thinking, "special Nuru Room!" but she takes me back to the massage room, tells me to lay face up on the table and tries to finish me off with a hand job. That just wasn't going to get it either. She's apologetic, and admits that she was nervous with me, but has another appointment in 15 minutes. She promises that if / when I come back, she's going to give me to top tier primo service. . .

I can tell she has skills, and with the top tier service, it'd be pretty hot. But all in all, I probably won't repeat. I've probably just had enough older lady AMP in my life for that drive, and I'm afraid she couldn't take the whole dick if I were to try to give it to her -- although some of those ladies surprise me.

Alright, Stay Safe.

[SlightlyHere]

So, I went to see Emily, aka Mrs. Pretty Pussy, aka deeeelicious.

https://ann-arbor.skipthegames.com/f...y/444256601496

https://sumosear.ch/phone/313-451-3872

Was rolling by Ann Arbor, and gave her a call, she answers quick, sets up the appointment, texts the address, and I'm there in 15 minutes. She's in these hidden away, straight shack-esque apartments, off of Michigan Ave. Driving in there, it was pretty obvious the Candyman had a post set up, thinking I'm a buyer. I park around the corner, and walk to her spot, and she opens up and lets me in. . . Yeah, it's the girl in the pics, with 5-6 years of age and that candy lovers worn out look. She takes me to her room, and I notice some loud ass music playing in the room next door. "It's my roommate, he's cool, won't bother us. " Meanwhile, I'm thinking, "Shit, that's her boyfriend who's letting her turn tricks for candy. " The door to her room doesn't really shut well, door handle is broken. Again, what the fuck am I doing here. Toss the cash ($70 SS) on the table.

She keeps telling me to get naked and lay on the bed. "Naw, I'll stay standing (by this damn door), lets do it this way. " Eventually, CBJ, she takes off her shirt -- track marks -- never takes off her bras, either of them. I'm listening to Pantera or whatever it was next door with one eye on her bedroom door, and my cock is damn near unresponsive to this effort. She did call herself Mrs. Pretty Pussy though, so I tell her, lets see the pretty pussy. Maybe fucking it will work. So, she starts getting undressed in a belabored mannor. Wants me to get naked and lay on the bed. Bed is made, looks alright, looks clean, but I'm not doing it. So we try at missionary. I kinda get going on it, until up from the bed comes this smell. OMG. Why don't these ladies wash themselves up!?

That shit wasn't going to work, so I pulled out, and told her to turn over for K9 -- And she refuses -- "I don't do that. " "Why not?" "Because I don't like it. " This * is like Beta-MAX, like, " they still make you! (Chris Rock). So, I try to give it another go, but the aroma, OMG, it wasn't happening. Stood up, threw the condom on the ground, said it's not going to happen, and quick-like got dressed. She had to know. She was embarrassed, kinda muttered, "You can show yourself out. " which I happily did with the quickness. Wasn't much furniture in the living room to dodge anyhow.

Not going to lie, I felt itchy the entire rest of the day, what the hell.

Maybe on a good day, with a non-smelly pussy, a different attitude that allows K9, a door that closes fully, and minus one angry druggie boyfriend listening to Pantera 6 feet away through a wall, she'd be a good catch. But until then, stay the hell away. Oh yeah, and those fleas or whatever made me itch gone too.

Alright. Stay safe.

[SlightlyHere]

Boots / Sarah / Artiste.

https://www.seeking.com/member/79024...4-f29807bf4751

No less than $500 per meet. No thanks.

Welp, I TOFTT, and it was joyous.

No less than $500 per meet. No thanks.

Man, I've fucked so many heroin and coke addicted hookers, and in-between rough time ladies in my life. I just decided to go for a PRO. And a PRO is what I got. She's purposefully a bit of a * just to ward off anyone who can't deal with a little bit of pressure. But once you get through that little eggshell discomfort with herself in your presence type bullshit, she'll roll a joint for you, smoke it with you, while rolling shrooms. Gently lure you to the bed, and you can feast on her absolutely perfect tiny little pimple free pussy and ass. She'll ride you and look in your eyes so deeply that you'll forget where you are, sing you a lullaby, put you completely out of your world.

But it's going to be $500 and some tolerance for some bullshit.

Worth every penny.

Would not repeat.

[SlightlyHere]

It's been a minute, since I've reported anything, but it's not like I haven't been a fing hound. I have been. How many times has it been the last time? Well, this was the last time too, but it wasn't.

Melissa, sexy Italian, petite chick. That's her in the pics.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/313-802-3446

Had just picked up this chick and fucked her in the bar parking lot in Jackson, but, apparently I wasn't done, so I called Melissa. I guess I like those skinny ass crackhead types, so kill me. I wouldn't have even bothered, but she said greek is available for $1. 4 hh, and I kinda like to make those tiny ones squirm. She's over in Warren (oh shit), at that hotel south of 696 at deq. The same fucking hotel as ice bag gremlin; so I knew I was in for adventure. Adventure it was.

Typical two call system, when I park, I call and she seems panicked. "Do you mind if we do a car date?" Uhm, in goddamn Warren!? Fuck no. "Ok, well, the desk guy at the hotel is being an ass and hassling everyone that comes in, telling me I can't have guests. I'm on the first floor, do you mind climbing in the window?" Hah. Alright, I knew there'd be adventure. So I see this Italian malnourished etheopaian-esque chick hanging out the window waving to the left of the hotel entrance. Fuckit, I'm going to lay into her tiny little asshole, lets go.

I head over there, and she opens the window more. It's not quite as tall as a fence, but it's a good stretch to get into it as some dude walking down the street is watching me. She goes on about how the manager is hassling her, and how, well, fuck him, she hasn't even seen many people, but he says no guests allowed due to COVID. I drop the cash on the table, and listen to her drone on a bit. She's laying on the bed, continuing to talk, and I'm standing, waiting for it to end. Eventually, I just pull out my cock, and stick it in her mouth to shut her up. She takes to it like it's her natural habitat, although she's not going to let me go rough on that throat, no doubt, couldn't swallow it all.

After a while, she gets up to get a condom, and I remind her that I'm going to fuck her ass. She looks surprised. "Shit, I hate it when I'm texting more than one person at a time, I didn't realize. " Well, it's on, so, loosen up. "Ok, Ok, I got this, we can do this, no problem. " She dumps a healthy heaping of lube on / in her asshole in preparation, while she does that cock-sucking-putting-condom-on-my-dick-trick. I bend her over the bed, and start to work my cock into her ass, ever so slowly, while she pushes back. I get a little rhythm going, but, honestly, can't feel shit. Not sure if I'm wearing a pair of welding gloves as a condom, or maybe just b / c I raw dog'd that chick in Jackson, but the combination of not feeling much, impatience at opening up her ass to fully dive into it, and her tentativeness starts to make me bored. I go to get that leg up on the bed so I can get some leverage, and she slaps my leg, "No leg up!" I'm kinda, like, WTF? Cock beginning to go limp, maybe 1/3 the way in her ass, at a bad angle that she won't let me fix so that she can hilt that monster.

Decide to just fuck her pussy. She does a brief washing of the condom off, and sticks it in her pussy from behind. Out from within comes the great stink of Jabba The Hut's shits -- please not again. I just couldn't take it. About 10 minutes into it, I'm too distracted trying to avoid up drafts of this garbage dump pussy smell. Her asshole didn't stink like this. I can't do it. Pull out, take off the cover and toss it on the ground -- it's not happening. She doesn't seem surprised.

I'm going to just start carrying a douche with me to these chicks and having them use it prior. Why the fuck not?

Well, I get dressed, and climb my disappointed ass back out the window of the hotel. Happy that she didn't ask me to fuck her with an ice bag over my dick, I see Warren LE circle the parking lot. Luckily that climb didn't rip my pants, and LE didn't see it. Saddle up and get the fuck out.

She's a nice girl, and if I were more patient and brought my own bottle of AstroGlide (tm), I could have probably railed that ass and skipped that Jabba shit smelling pussy. Wouldn't repeat, definitely not, even if that window shit made for a good story.

YMMV.

Stay safe.

[SlightlyHere]

Continuing on with the emaciated ladies stories, I decided to give Cece a visit.

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/11421571

https://sumosear.ch/phone/313-329-4002

Off the top, she does not stay in a nice area of town. I was a bit scared to park near her house, but little head told me not to worry, so I didn't. Had easy comms with her, but I had been trying to hit her up first thing in the morning -- as I usually do b / c I like to be the first in the morning even if some would say I'm last of the evening. After missing a few mornings, she finally hit me up one morning and was awake, so off I went.

She's got her own little house, it's run down, has a security camera on the porch and iron bar windows. I arrived, and she told me to come on up, so I walked my way around the corner, as is my habit, and made her door. Knock knock. No answer. I get a text saying that she'll be 5 minutes. . . Yo, I'm in a bad neighborhood, just standing on the neighborhood hooker and drug junkie's doorstop, and she wants me to wait 5 minutes? I almost got gone. I could hear, what sounded like, her smoking some H, or something, on the other side of the door. I knocked hard, and text her to open the damn door and could tell she kind of got startled, but came to the door quick.

That's her in the pics, but that's the last time you'll ever see her arms due to track marks. Chick is completely flat chested, which is once in a while hot. The house is disheveled, but not really gross, just shit everywhere. She's rattling about how she bought the house on land contract, and how she's getting her life together as she leads me upstairs. She has a nice big comfy and squishy bed, perhaps a little too squishy, and definitely not capable of passing the full shake test.

We chat, and I get naked and try to start undressing her, but she's not having it. She lets me get her pants and underwear off, and feel her flat chested nipples under her shirt, but the shirt is staying on. So, I'm playing with her pussy from behind her as she finishes a cigarette and she grabs some hand sanitizer from the nightstand, and offers me some politely' with a smile. "Want some hand sanitizer!? " As in, take the damn hand sanitizer. So I do, and continue to play with her clit while she smokes. I've got my cock in between her barely-there ass cheeks and am somewhat pumping them, reached around on her clit. At that point, I'm pretty sure she'd let me slide in, no problem. But today I'm good, I brought condoms. Well, because she asked me to. She turns around and gives me an OK CBJ, can't swallow the whole thing, but she's energetic.

We slip up onto the bed, and I ask her to ride, and she won't ride -- I forget what her excuse was, but it was lame. I start laying into her, and she's getting wet, but not really into it. I ask her what would have happened if I didn't bring condoms and she's like, "You know, I think that I'd rather fuck raw that suck dick raw b / c I have to kiss my kids with this mouth. " The stupidity of these words sends me into a trance, the condom clearly not letting me come, "If you want to fuck me raw, it's OK. " And so I tear that condom off, and plunge my raw cock into this obvious IV drug user's pussy. With that kind of risk, it doesn't take long; I could have fucked her for 30 days with the cover, but this only took 3 minutes without. What a dumb ass I am. Hah. When I pulled out, I almost shot her face and was kinda sad I missed.

I got my shit on, killed a cockroach on my way out, and went on to live in my shame.

All together though, she is as advertised. That's her, and she's nice, no rush, reasonable, and communicative. Not sure if I'd repeat b / c I don't want to shake those dice again, but if what she is advertising catches your eye, what you see is what you get. Luckily, my tires were still on, and car was safe when I went to leave.

I'm going to go neutral on the recommendation for this one.

Stay safe.

[SlightlyHere]

Keeping going on these super skinny chicks, Stacy is out on the Eastside. That's definitely her in the pics.

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/11342629

https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-422-2961

She has her own house and is responsive to text. The house isn't in the best area, but it wasn't horrible.

I rolled up and met her, and it's definitely her in the pics. Got to keep in mind, she has a bit of a speech problem. Not sure if it's b / c of drugs, or just natural, however, she's no rush, and really nice, and easy going. I get there, and we chat, and I start to get comfortable, and for some godforsaken reason, I ask if she has cover for us. . . She doesn't. I ask if she's just going to let me fuck her raw, and see seems fine with it, but after that Cece shit, I load up and go buy some condoms from the local liquor. No problem, I come back, and she's waiting.

She plays some porn on the TV and it's like, some, 80's vintage shit that is kinda cool. I guess she bought a box of DVDs that were getting tossed. I negotiate to fuck her ass, well, or at least she says, "I'll try. " Not sure why I want to punish 'them so bad.

Now, here's the thing about Stacy, . . she can swallow a dick. She gets it all the way back deep in that throat, and can keep it there for a while, letting me fuck her throat for, maybe, like, 30 seconds a pop before she pulls off. She almost got me to nut that way, I just needed a little more time. I'll be going back for that, definitely. After all that cock sucking, she comes to her senses, and decides that I'm too big for her tiny asshole -- no big deal, I get it. I finish CFS from behind standing, and drop her a $50 Amex card on top of the donation so that hopefully she'll buy some food instead of candy.

She's kind of fucked up and has that speech thing going, but she's really nice, and I'd probably go back to lay babies in that throat.

Alright, stay safe.

[SlightlyHere]

I went to check out Merci recently.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/702-751-5193

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/10698556

So, after disappointment with Shay, I hit up Merci. She's at 14 and 75, and answered right away, and told me to grab cover. I make it to her room, and you can tell that there are a couple kids staying there and she has "her cousin" in the shower. She won't let me go in there and see who's in there b / c she says that her cousin doesn't see people. Yo, I see that baseball cap on the bed, rim and tight and straight, it's perfectly white. Somebody is in that shower.

I tell her that I really need to use the bathroom, and she directs me to the one in the lobby, and I ghost the fuck out of there. Not only was the bathroom company an issue, but Merci looks like she may be pregnant, or at least that stomach is getting round and fat. I think it's her in the pics, but those were slimmer years. Felt bad just rolling out on her, but too many issues.

Stay safe.

[SlightlyHere]

So, after several attempts, finally Shay got back with me.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-331-6653

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...232/5863316653

And she hit me up in the morning, which, well, we all know I like being first in the morning to lay wood into these ladies. So I offer her $1 HH, early bird special and she declines. Comes back with $1. 8 HH, $2. 2 HR and has the disposition to say something along the lines of, "BBBJ, BB included, if you don't want it bring cover. " I'm a little bit stunned by this, b / c her default is just to go raw, and, well, that's dangerous as fuck, like, I see the high rate, but my lord! So I book her, like, who wouldn't, I'm going to get in these guts.

Back and forth, back and forth, my IP Text app is going to shit, and I miss a bunch of her texts, but eventually I make it to a trailer park around 19 mile and Vandyke. Like, I shouldn't even be parking my car here, but it doesn't feel dangerous, just run down, so I park around the corner, as ususal. At this point she's called off the date, bc my IP Phone is fucking up, but I roll up to her little brown trailer anyhow, as if she's going to turn away good money.

Of course, she doesn't, and answers the door in a robe and some yoga pants. The place is dirty, but not messy dirty, just need a vacuum and some deep cleaning. The dog has obviously been fighting with the walls, ripping them apart. She leads me to her room, and the bed is made, she undoes her robe, and some fat pierced titties fall out, right on top of a fat FUPA. I'm showing her how her texts didn't come through, and she gets it, was probably her texting app that didn't send them with this shoddy ass reception in the trailer park.

Like, YOOOOO, I'm not fucking this FUPA. The old toss some flour on it and look for a wet spot trick left me years ago, so I tell her that I just want top, only if he can take a dick to the throat. She kinda mumbles and grumbles about how she doesn't change her appointments. I look down at that big old FUPA, reach into my pocket, grab a $20, and give it to her, and get the fuck out. I may fuck some track marked H users, and shit, but I'm not going to fuck with a FUPA like that, especially on RAW default. How'd I get into a trailer park in Sterling Heights anyhow? She got it, and was cool, and I rolled out.

Take her pictures and add 30 lbs in the worst way, and that's what you get. I image she'd have let me fuck her RAW, and anal, and everything for the hour, but yo, I'm only trying kill myself so slowly. . . That was sway too fast.

Alright, Stay safe.

[SlightlyHere]

Credit to Tj144.

Metro Detroit AMP Guide for Beginners.

Alright guys, I've seen plenty of posts about Tiffany and Saigon here the last month and thought I'd throw in my two cents. I've been there well over 15 times but I've only seen Tiffany and Celine (who's now gone) so most of this only applies to Tiffany. First of all if you're looking for full service, she is expensive. But compared to other AMPs, the level of quality there is so much higher in my opinion that I'd rather spend 250 once to pound Tiffany once than 120 twice for full service with the girls at a dumpy AMP. Her other services are the best bang for your buck around outside of independent providers though, IMO. Also, she does post on this board and have people that do it for her so take that with a grain of salt. I'm not one of them and am just a guy that browses much more than I post so figured I'd contribute something that might be helpful. You're welcome to not believe that if you want.

So based on my experiences round here there's two main types of happy ending AMPs worth visiting and it all depends on what you're looking for. I'll highlight them and explain why I think Saigon is superior, but you should also know that I'm in my late 20's, good looking, workout 6 days a week, and show up in business attire straight from the office most the time so my experiences there might be a little different than a 60 year old overweight monger that forgot to shower that morning. I'm not trying to hate on anyone here, it's just how life goes; but for you guys that don't know this already, put some effort into your appearance before going to these places and I'm sure your money will go further. If you've got some cologne on that day they're naturally going to be friendlier and more intimate than if you smell like BO.

The first kind of AMP are the ones that give a very good high pressure massage with limited options for the ending. These are places like the Shiatsu's, Bella Spa, JC, ACU, etc. They cost around 80 for the hour plus a tip of 20-60 depending on how generous you are. For those of you that need some aches and pains to go away, they're a solid option, your back should feel much better the day after. But you're pretty much only getting a HJ, some prostate play, and some UTC touching of the girl for the price I've mentioned. I've gotten more at these places but it's rare. The girls are middle age but at least somewhat good looking and you'll occasionally find a young gem.

The second kind are the places where the massage is an afterthought and they know you're there for action. These are places like Magic, M1, Fuji, and Sunny. You basically go there and hand them around 120 and you'll get a very average 15 min massage then they tell you to flip over and you can choose a HJ (don't know why you would here), BJ, or full service. The girls here are generally worst looking in my opinion but you're guaranteed what you want.

Now we're back to Saigon. Saigon is the best of both these worlds for me, at a slightly higher cost. Firstly always make an appointment, I know some people say Saigon double book and they probably do, but I've never had an appointment cancelled. The actual inside of the building is much nicer than any place mentioned above, and looks wise Tiffany and Celine are / were both gorgeous. The massage you get here isn't as good as the first kind of AMP I mentioned, but it's much better than the second. It's more of a relaxing gentle one with hot stones and towels than a high pressure, back pain reliever. Tiffany will do it nude for you no problem though and the finish is better than anything you'll find at the above places. For 160 I get a nude massage with kissing, DATY, and a great BBBJ and you don't have that dirty feeling afterwards that you get from some of the dumpier AMPs. I've seen people complain about her FS being mediocre, but I've never had an issue with it, other than maybe the time during quarantine where she insisted on wearing a face shield. She always gets into it. She will rush you a bit when it goes on longer than 20 minutes though, but whatever.

If people have additional questions feel free to PM. Please don't ask anything that's blatantly mentioned here like "how much do you pay in total for a massage and a BJ from Tiffany? I've seen a lot of the independent providers too like Breeze, Heather, Downriver Nuru, etc. I'll get around to summarizing my thoughts on those whenever I'm not feeling so lazy. Enjoy your week you fellow degenerates!