Strip Club Reports

[Dv456]

Anyone know what happened to Gina? I saw her at Synn around the beginning of 2020. I believe she was Polish, brunette with a gorgeous pair of tits. I saw her a few times at Synn and heard she had worked at Odd Ball.

Also, anyone know of a girl named Sabrina working at Vida? Latina chick, thick, big tits wide hips and a phat ass.

[BDupree]

I've been visiting Synn COI for years. Went to NH for first time. Met a lovely dancer who offered BBBJ+CFS $$ plus room. Seems about normal. The service was phonomenal. CG, mish, standing doggy. Would repeat.

[BoulderBoy]

100 +100 = 200.

Ouch. I'm not that desperate. Or, she would have to be model material.

[HiKeke]

Are you saying you paid $200 for a HJ when all is said and done? Or was it $100 total?

100 +100 = 200.

[PelicanT99]

Made the day trip to Synn on a recent Saturday afternoon….

Excellent report, thank you. Very typical of my Synn NH day shift experiences, tho I haven't been much lately. The free admission usually stops between noon and one, or earlier if they get in more than like 3-4 dancers. Shift start is always subject to "stripper time" haha. I've had UHM & VHM in VIP booths, but it IS a little less private so girls are cautious and positions are limited. And since it's a Synn club, you always need to be wary of the BS clip joint shit: count your change, don't put your drink on the stage (kick! No passes on days with specials, etc. Dancer quality here is hit & miss, but that's better than many places. It's a solid strip club experience.

[BoulderBoy]

Made the day trip to Synn on a recent Saturday afternoon.

On Saturdays, there are $100 for 15 min VIP...

...Somehow in the VIP we negotiated a HJ for $100.

Are you saying you paid $200 for a HJ when all is said and done? Or was it $100 total?

[LAmong]

Made the day trip to Synn on a recent Saturday afternoon.

Plenty of parking in the back. The club is located on an extremely busy intersection. If you are worried about being seen / have friends / family / work in the area, be advised. The whole world can see you getting patted down outside.

Inside the joint, there's 1 stage in the center of the room -- kinda like a boxing ring setup. On Saturdays, there are $100 for 15 min VIP before 2 or 2:30 pm. I think this has to be one of the best deals in the LA area. I arrived around noon and there were a few girls on the floor. By the time I left - 1-1:30 ish, there were probably 7 or so girls, and girls working the pole. Place filled up with patrons too.

No alcohol served, as it's full nude. Dancers were getting full nude on the pole. $8 dollar waters, you know the drill. Oh yea, and there was no cover when I went in too. You have to check if that's all afternoon or up to a certain hour.

To be honest, I didn't see the area for non-VIP dances and I didn't see pricing on that. A skinny mini in red lingerie caught my eye and after exchanging a few words I say yes to VIP. Or shall I say "Si" -- Spanish was her main language, and I mean, 99% of the words coming out of her mouth. She put my middle school Spanish class education to the test. Somehow in the VIP we negotiated a HJ for $100. I didn't love the price, but my haggling in Spanish was not up to par. Exploded everywhere and she had wipes to clean up. I would definitely repeat during day and check out the night shift too. I'm sure more extras are available if that is your thing.

The other thing -- this was like the longest 15 minutes ever. I don't think there was real security there. You pay the drink waiter for your dances, and the drink waiter was hot -- I wanted a dance from her. Unless someone else comes back and yells "time," I can't see her doing it. Anyways, after nut and clean up, she was kinda just hanging and chatting me up. I eventually escorted myself out of there but it was nice to be in a VIP situation without a strict expiration.

[SammyGlick]

Thanks for the reviews. SRVN used to be my favorite when I was young and dumb. Mileage available but that was in the olden days.

Just wanted to add another opinion on one. Checked out Gentlemen's Club Glendale after someone posted about some good experiences in the LA forum I think. I had a great time during the day shift. Reasonable VIP rates and plenty of mileage available. Not sure I've ever noticed tissues in VIP before and should've known that meant a good time.

Excellent posts; mostly very consistent with my pre-COVID visits to the various SF Valley clubs. Mine were almost always day-shifts, so a few variances. I'll recap below, and add such post-COVID intel as I have (I'm not in the Valley for work much anymore).

TLDR: Synn VN top of class, SRVN has lookers but bad value, others a mess or hit & miss at best.

1. Synn VN. Agree: (Hit or miss on dancer quality, but high mileage usually available, especially in the VIP.) Pretty much same today, quality a little lower IMO because I like thin girls and they're rarer than ever. Asking prices up, but regulars gain bargaining power with some girls. Usually lots of AA dancers, if that's your thing.

2. Oddball. (Generally very good dancer quality, but low mileage.) I got crazy high mileage there for a couple years, but good looking girls wouldn't stay due to shitty management. I was told the club sold & things fell apart, zero mileage. Haven't been there post-COVID.

3. Red Tie. (Variable dancer quality, but overall, decent. Low mileage.) Days rarely had more than 2 girls, rarely staying. A few lookers but typically one-and-done never saw them again. No privacy in that big VIP room so little happens besides a covert HJ, but that solo VIP room can pay off with the right girl. Also pulled a couple good OTC girls from there. No post-COVID visits...

[GeezerX]

Excellent posts; mostly very consistent with my pre-COVID visits to the various SF Valley clubs. Mine were almost always day-shifts, so a few variances. I'll recap below, and add such post-COVID intel as I have (I'm not in the Valley for work much anymore).

TLDR: Synn VN top of class, SRVN has lookers but bad value, others a mess or hit & miss at best.
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You forgot Vintage Industrial Strip in Sunland. For a couple months it had 2 hotties with mileage and apparently only me as a day customer. Then one day they added a tranny dancer (he was upfront, good thing since it was dark). I declined his offer, ran for the door & never returned!!

Ah, memories.

Wow, thanks for the report update! It seems like I am doomed to repeat my past life, and will probably check out SRVN and Synn, as always, and regret it.

I did forget Vintage Industrial Strip. I was there the opening week. If I recall, it was a woman owner. The club opened to a big fanfare, with as you note, some hotties, and then it struggled. Once I went, and there was this enormous dancer who wanted to do me, and I had to practically push her away. She was all over me, and I remember being tempted to just go for it, but she had to have been 260 pounds, which is just not my type.

A little while later they added trans dancers. They wanted to appeal to a different market in the hopes they could create a niche for themselves. I'd be surprised if they are still there. I'm sure there is a market for it, but I am not a part of it.

[AsianLove69]

Is Angel available for extras?

I didn't ask and she didn't offer. I only saw here there one time, and I frequent that place regularly. Haven't seen here since. There really isn't anywhere to do the deed anyway. I don't think any of the girl there offer extras except this one girl that doesn't dance on stage like the rest, she just goes around asking guys if they want dances. Then offers a couch dance and asks if you want to bust. Asks for a bill for an HJ. That's the most action I've gotten there.

[PelicanT99]

Star Garden is on Lankershim. I was only counting nude clubs. Star Garden will live forever in my mind as the club where my car was broken into and stuff stolen while I was in the club.

For topless clubs, I would add:
- Candy Cat. Fun for a beer.
- Candy Cat Too. Fun for a beer.
- Club on Woodley between Saticoy and Roscoe (7757?) - Fun for a beer and decent lap dances sometimes.
- Another club off of Devonshire & DeSoto that I never visited, but read they had decent laps and porn stars working there that were sometimes available for takeout.
- Club near Sherman Way and Fulton that was the worst place I'd ever visited, until a dancer sat beside me and started DFK'ing me for no reason whatsoever.
- Club in Reseda where a dancer's BF tragically set her on fire.
Any others?

Excellent posts; mostly very consistent with my pre-COVID visits to the various SF Valley clubs. Mine were almost always day-shifts, so a few variances. I'll recap below, and add such post-COVID intel as I have (I'm not in the Valley for work much anymore).

TLDR: Synn VN top of class, SRVN has lookers but bad value, others a mess or hit & miss at best.

1. Synn VN. Agree: (Hit or miss on dancer quality, but high mileage usually available, especially in the VIP.) Pretty much same today, quality a little lower IMO because I like thin girls and they're rarer than ever. Asking prices up, but regulars gain bargaining power with some girls. Usually lots of AA dancers, if that's your thing.

2. Oddball. (Generally very good dancer quality, but low mileage.) I got crazy high mileage there for a couple years, but good looking girls wouldn't stay due to shitty management. I was told the club sold & things fell apart, zero mileage. Haven't been there post-COVID.

3. Red Tie. (Variable dancer quality, but overall, decent. Low mileage.) Days rarely had more than 2 girls, rarely staying. A few lookers but typically one-and-done never saw them again. No privacy in that big VIP room so little happens besides a covert HJ, but that solo VIP room can pay off with the right girl. Also pulled a couple good OTC girls from there. No post-COVID visits.

4. Spearmint Rhino VN. (Great dancer quality, but zero mileage. Long periods of empty stage time, and you can be ignored for hours, hence the nickname "Dead Rhino. ") Yeah Dead Rhino is the truest nickname. Some very hot girls, but mileage is unavailable or generates crazy GPS asks. In old days I'd covertly fuck Kennedy & one other girl for like $100-120 tips, but my few visits after the plague have been dry runs but good eye candy.

5. Godfather VN. (Terrible dancer quality. Mileage available, but why would you? I think it's closed since 2020.) Yeah long closed. Same 3 girls for years, all old & pretty low end. Ardyce could suck a dick, tho, and for pocket change LOL.

6. Godfather CP. (Good dancer quality. Low mileage.) Days were terrible, one old mamacita tho she sucked my dick for NMT in VIP since I was apparently the only customer that day. Never returned.

7. XPosed / Wet Spot. (Very good dancer quality. Occasional porn stars, even, but zero mileage.) Never went.

8. Deva Vu. (Consistently good to great dancer quality. Zero mileage.) Never liked it; too "my first strip club" for me. Girls exploiting suckers was the game there. Although I had a dance with "the Legend" (Alexia?) that was in my top 5 ever, legendary. Never saw her again. Haven't been there post-COVID.

9. Blue Zebra. (Hit or miss on dancer quality and mileage. Mileage only available in VIP, and only if you are lucky.) Where Rhino sends its older MILF dancers. I had a couple good girls who'd turn down the lights in that very open & uncomfortable VIP room & deliver the goods. Recent visits no good, one all fuglies and one I couldn't close the deal with the one looker.

10. Gentleman's Club, "Glendale. " (At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.) I only found it open a couple times, always closed in days. Only a couple girls on site, tho one hot each time. Got BJs but wouldn't fuck for fear of getting fired. Dropped off my list.

11. VIP. (At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.) So true. Usually one hottie per day shift, but never mileage. Too many cameras and thuggish staff straight out of the John Wick villain casting call.

12. La Vida. (This club used to have another name, and had decent dancer quality. A couple of dancers were famous on ZBone for a while. After it became La Vida, dancer quality seemed to go downhill fast, but it was never a place for mileage anyway.) I went once and worried about my car the whole time. Shitty area. Hoochie mama dancers, not my scene. Never returned.

You forgot Vintage Industrial Strip in Sunland. For a couple months it had 2 hotties with mileage and apparently only me as a day customer. Then one day they added a tranny dancer (he was upfront, good thing since it was dark). I declined his offer, ran for the door & never returned!!

Ah, memories.

[GeezerX]

You forgot about the World Famous Star Garden on Sepulveda.

Star Garden is on Lankershim. I was only counting nude clubs. Star Garden will live forever in my mind as the club where my car was broken into and stuff stolen while I was in the club.

For topless clubs, I would add:

- Candy Cat. Fun for a beer.

- Candy Cat Too. Fun for a beer.

- Club on Woodley between Saticoy and Roscoe (7757?) - Fun for a beer and decent lap dances sometimes.

- Another club off of Devonshire & DeSoto that I never visited, but read they had decent laps and porn stars working there that were sometimes available for takeout.

- Club near Sherman Way and Fulton that was the worst place I'd ever visited, until a dancer sat beside me and started DFK'ing me for no reason whatsoever.

- Club in Reseda where a dancer's BF tragically set her on fire.

Any others?

[BigCountry818]

What is the current state of Valley Strip Clubs?

Here is how it used to be, for me. Has anything changed? In no particular order:

1. Synn VN. Hit or miss on dancer quality, but high mileage usually available, especially in the VIP.

2. Oddball. Generally very good dancer quality, but low mileage.

3. Red Tie. Variable dancer quality, but overall, decent. Low mileage.

4. Spearmint Rhino VN. Great dancer quality, but zero mileage. Long periods of empty stage time, and you can be ignored for hours, hence the nickname "Dead Rhino. ".

5. Godfather VN. Terrible dancer quality. Mileage available, but why would you? I think it's closed since 2020.

6. Godfather CP. Good dancer quality. Low mileage.

7. XPosed / Wet Spot. Very good dancer quality. Occasional porn stars, even, but zero mileage.

8. Deva Vu. Consistently good to great dancer quality. Zero mileage.

9. Blue Zebra. Hit or miss on dancer quality and mileage. Mileage only available in VIP, and only if you are lucky.

10. Gentleman's Club, "Glendale. " At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.

11. VIP. At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.

12. La Vida. This club used to have another name, and had decent dancer quality. A couple of dancers were famous on ZBone for a while. After it became La Vida, dancer quality seemed to go downhill fast, but it was never a place for mileage anyway.

I think those are all the clubs in the Valley. (The Dirty Dozen.) Did I miss any? Has anything changed? Even if the mileage is low, is there anywhere you can go for a fun time, and seeming some naked hotties? Or is it all just "thick" (fat) dancers with fake ballers making it rain, and zero mileage now?

Old Geezer X.

You forgot about the World Famous Star Garden on Sepulveda.

[GeezerX]

What is the current state of Valley Strip Clubs?

Here is how it used to be, for me. Has anything changed? In no particular order:

1. Synn VN. Hit or miss on dancer quality, but high mileage usually available, especially in the VIP.

2. Oddball. Generally very good dancer quality, but low mileage.

3. Red Tie. Variable dancer quality, but overall, decent. Low mileage.

4. Spearmint Rhino VN. Great dancer quality, but zero mileage. Long periods of empty stage time, and you can be ignored for hours, hence the nickname "Dead Rhino. ".

5. Godfather VN. Terrible dancer quality. Mileage available, but why would you? I think it's closed since 2020.

6. Godfather CP. Good dancer quality. Low mileage.

7. XPosed / Wet Spot. Very good dancer quality. Occasional porn stars, even, but zero mileage.

8. Deva Vu. Consistently good to great dancer quality. Zero mileage.

9. Blue Zebra. Hit or miss on dancer quality and mileage. Mileage only available in VIP, and only if you are lucky.

10. Gentleman's Club, "Glendale. " At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.

11. VIP. At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.

12. La Vida. This club used to have another name, and had decent dancer quality. A couple of dancers were famous on ZBone for a while. After it became La Vida, dancer quality seemed to go downhill fast, but it was never a place for mileage anyway.

I think those are all the clubs in the Valley. (The Dirty Dozen.) Did I miss any? Has anything changed? Even if the mileage is low, is there anywhere you can go for a fun time, and seeming some naked hotties? Or is it all just "thick" (fat) dancers with fake ballers making it rain, and zero mileage now?

Old Geezer X.

[Draves]

Met Angel Youngs at Xposed. Great dancer, amazing tits. Said she danced for some extra money and her main job was porn. Y'all can look her up. Was definitely her, she was there on a Saturday.

Is Angel available for extras?