Strip Club Reports

[The Flatline]

Being in retail business, I know that if you purchase things outside the city of LA, usually depending on where you purchase, you save 1% on sales tax. Granted it's not much, but on a car or a big-purchase item, you might save 100 bucks. Or better, yet, 100 bucks that *doesn't* go to LA. Check out your receipt some time. If it's anything more than 7.25% sales tax, you're paying extra money to the city you're in.

6% goes to the state, 1/4% goes to the county, and 1% goes to "state and local", which is mainly city I imagine. Each individual city has the option to raise the sales tax by a certain amount for whatever reason, usually via ballot.

If you're curious how it all breaks down, google up the BOE 401A2 schedule (you can get the PDF) and you can see how sales tax breaks down, what it's paid on, and where exemptions are.

It's tangential even to your rant, but the lesson here is that you're pulling a double-whammy on the city, depriving them of taxes *and* of sales. Taxes are looked at quite closely, and if enough people go out of city/county to make purchases, you can bet that they will notice and do something to get that money back.

Vote with your wallets gentlemen. Moreso than even the ballots, your wallets send a much stronger message to politicians. The only problem is that cities with huge tourism trades, such as the LA area (and OC) have a lot of revenue coming in that is not dependent on their citizens, and so have the ability to be bigger asshats. Still, the best way to change the laws are to make the laws unprofitable, and *that* idea certainly ties in with the discussions here on these boards.

I have found Strip Clubs in LA to lack a lot of the extras other clubs offer up very freely.

Then again I am a perv and for a VIP Dance I expect F/S.

I do it often enough in strip clubs to know not all girls do it and most locations in the Valley and LA are very slim pickings, not because of LE, but the girls simply moved on where they won't get harassed, in turn other city's are benefiting. When I have to travel out of LA I make it a point to buy whatever I need OUTSIDE of the City of LA Limits it's my way of repaying the city that isn't so uptight about the activity, and rewarding them for allowing me to visit there fine city. I bring Cash, not crime unless you consider a victimless crime a big deal. This year I am purchasing a new plasma TV, and all of my other Holiday Gifts Outside of LA, sure my little bit won't change anything, but it sure makes me feel good knowing little cities are gaining while la gets a little less maybe one less cop on the street to harass people for victimless crimes.

Wow that was a long rant my apologies, anyways check the City Of Industry board for more info.

[Webcams]

I have found Strip Clubs in LA to lack a lot of the extras other clubs offer up very freely.

Then again I am a perv and for a VIP Dance I expect F/S.

I do it often enough in strip clubs to know not all girls do it and most locations in the Valley and LA are very slim pickings, not because of LE, but the girls simply moved on where they won't get harassed, in turn other city's are benefiting. When I have to travel out of LA I make it a point to buy whatever I need OUTSIDE of the City of LA Limits it's my way of repaying the city that isn't so uptight about the activity, and rewarding them for allowing me to visit there fine city. I bring Cash, not crime unless you consider a victimless crime a big deal. This year I am purchasing a new plasma TV, and all of my other Holiday Gifts Outside of LA, sure my little bit won't change anything, but it sure makes me feel good knowing little cities are gaining while la gets a little less maybe one less cop on the street to harass people for victimless crimes.

Wow that was a long rant my apologies, anyways check the City Of Industry board for more info.

[The Flatline]

Vlad,

I read that Xposed has Venus Faire style booths where you and the model are separated by glass. Any knowledge on if you can enjoy yourself in the booths at Xposed the way you can at VF? and how much are the booths/tips? I live real near there and I can't handle the 30 minute drive across the valley any more to VF to see that the place is devoid of talent.

I'll comment here since it's been a long time since anyone's talked on this thread.

I like Xposed. It's a good club, with good energy. We've done 3 bachelor parties there so far, and the action has been white-hot. My friends, who were ho-hum about the last bachelor party, ended up having a blast, one going so far as to say the girls here are better than any of the clubs he went to here, in hawaii, or in vegas.

There's no booths like the ones you're mentioning. The VIP area has private alcoves, topless overlooks the main floor and nude is against the wall. Dances are pricey, 20 for topless, 40 nude, and they only last for 3 minutes. Wait for the 2/1 deals if you're going to get a dance. They have "couch" dances where you lay down and they grind on you, 300 for 30 minutes (yikes! just get a hot working girl for that cash!).

It's easy to figure out the girls who will give you good dances if you pay any attention and aren't drunk out of your skull (The Wet Spot is next door, and is a full bar. Get blitzed and walk next door to get into the club). Just look for girls who vary their dances on stage from one performance to the next. The ones that do more than the wrote performance usually give good dances (some of the girls there haven't changed music or routine in over a year I was told). There used to be a white girl by the name of valerie who had the curves and moves of a black woman and was smoking hot, but sadly she's moved on I think. 90% of the women in the club are absolutely smoking hot, and the other 10% have some redeeming quality. The girls get out and mix with the customers constantly when they're not dancing, and you get good attention if you tipped well during the dance or went and got a lapdance.

I managed one night about a year ago to get drunk out of my skull and get a few dances from this amazingly hot black girl (little thick, long hair, gorgeous face, eyes, and moves that would melt stone). I was drunk enough that I was a lot more forward than I normally am, and she completely responded and dug it, and by the end of the dance we had both gotten off, there was spanking involved, some fingering, hair pulling, nibbling at her tits, ect ect. In hindsight it was amazing that we got away with it. Nowadays there's cameras pointed at the vip stalls so you don't get any more extras like that unless you wear sweats or baggy shorts (another good hint from one of the girls there. I learned a lot about stripper etiquette from this place), but that night was amazing. I hooked up with her a few times over the past year, and it's always been good times.

I've even unknowingly gotten a few lapdances from some b-list porn stars. One chick went by the performance name of "Lurid Dreams" and gave me a hell of a lapdance, and I didn't find out about her job until afterwards as we talked over a drink. Good times.

Extras as I said are hard to come by, but a few girls have worked out how to do them. In particular is an asian girl who's name escapes me at the moment, but if you go on for 2-4 dances, you'll get an "elbow job" through the pants, and the one time I got a few dances from her, I told her I needed a break or I was going to pop and she offered to finish me off and did so with a tit-job through the pants. She's easy to spot. She works every night and has comic-book sized breasts that are usually hanging out of a tank top that's 2/3 cut off. If you go there, she *will* ask you if you want a dance.

I've gotten at least half a dozen girls in the last few years to actually reach orgasm giving a lapdance. Don't grab with hands per se (some girls love it, some want more for touching, others let you do it on the sly if you're restrained) but move to the music, and try to get a good grind going. They'll settle in and go for the O sometimes. If you're known and they're comfortable with you it's a lot easier.

I hardly go to Xposed any more, I save it for parties and the like, and I'll spend my money elsewhere, but before I got into mongering, I used to love the place. It's easy to drop multiple bills between the booze and the girls.

Hope the report helped someone out there.

[Inlander]

...she keept on talking shit and hit me with her boobs in the face, almost broke my nose.
I would say the worst lap dance experience I ever had. Damage of 75 total. Should have tried the lap at Godfather.

Keep on lapping.[/QUOTE]


Whew, I'm married. I'm not sure how I would explain that broken nose. I guess I would have to bang the car against something on the way home, just for an excuse!

Good report, keep it up. With or without the chuckle. If you ever get out to the Inland Empire, both the S Rhino in Rialto and TL in Upland can be nice high mileage joints. As usual, it depends on the girl, so spend a bit of time eyeballing the scene. Both of these places have yielded the absolute worst experiences I've ever had. In each of those cases, I walked in, saw THE PLAYBOY foldout, paid the asking price, and 3 or 6 songs and $100+ dollars later, wondered where I forgot my brain. If I was 20, that might be understandable, but I'm well over 50! And I still take a bankruptcy dive every now and again. Bottom line, in the club, in the AMP, or on the street - If it looks/sounds way too good to be true, listen to your gut. It may keep you out of jail, and will almost always save you a few bucks, at the least.


Inlander

[Nunquamfides]

I was wandering around the Valley last night with a friend of mine looking for a bar to have good times at when we came across the Frisky Kitty. I haven't been to a strip club since I moved back to CA so I don'trealy have any thing to compare this experience too, but I have to say that I had a pretty good time.

Sunday night it's 15$ to get in and if you hold out long enough you can wait at the stage for 3-1 full nude lapdances, they say it's 25$ but at the last minute the bar girl came to the back and asked for 8.50 "for the ladies drink" all in all the lapdance cost me 33.50 but I the girl put on such a good show that I couldn't really complain.

Name's "Michelle", taller white girl with short black hair and pierced nipples, interesting face but a very sweet body and a sweeter attitude. It was basically sex other than the fact that I was clothed and she did NOT shy away from the boner once she knew it was there, actually she made it a point to grind it harder.

Haven't tried any of the other girls there, Michelle works 5 nights a week from wednesday to sunday and I'll definately be back for her. The place is small but it ain't lit badly and all the girls seemvery nice. I'll try to give more info if I go back sometime soon.

P.S. If any of the older guys on the working girl forums catch this, I've found it rather awkward to just straight up ask where the action is, I'm orginally from the valley but I spent four years in the Navy and did all my "shopping" in Waikiki and Downtown Honolulu, I'd love to know where I can get a similar experience out here. Thanks!

[Eeros]

Thursday night, or better say early evening I was over in the valley (had to pick up some stuff at Fry's) and decided I might just wanna use the oppertunity to check out Godfathers. Got there around 7:00 PM. Guess it is a bad time. The club looks quite nice and the prices are fine (5 to get in and 5 for a drink-got used to bottled water after spending some weekends in Mexico). Laps are really great price 40 for 3, 50 for 4 and 60 for 5. Unfortunately I did not get to try any. Only three girls in and none really caught my attention in a way that I wanted to lap with them, in retrospect that was a mistake (see the Playres experience below).

Guess I was caught in between day and night shift. Spent some money on the stage (what is up with those guys that do not tip the stage girls, you are watching, so give them some damn money, and by the way one dollar was a lot 10 years ago).

Left around 7:45 and headed east. Before I knew I was close to The Players club and decided to make a stop. Have been there couple times (see posts in LA section), wasn't great but usually good for some nasty lap dance, though the girls aren't really on the light side.

Got there paid my 10 + 5 for drink and sat down. Wow, raelly no good looking girl around, only one decent blonde, a bit heavy but at least she had the nasty look and a cute face (big titts of course). Decided to go for the 60 couch dance. I should have been warned when she told me it is only 5 minutes. I sat down on the couch and only put my hand on her leg and she pushed it off right away. She told me that this wouldn't be the day shift. Really bad dance, she keept on talking shit and hit me with her boobs in the face, almost broke my nose.

I would say the worst lap dance experience I ever had. Damage of 75 total. Should have tried the lap at Godfather.

Keep on lapping.

[Spank Me]

Why not enlighten him and us. That's what this place is all 'bout.

Yeah! I second that. The VIP room in Thisty's is small, with 4 chairs facing each other, and an open door to the main room. Creative as I am, there is not much I can imagine happening under those circumstances. I'd rather recommend ya'll make the trek to Spearmint Rhino in Oxnard, or Flesh in Colton (used to like Babydolls in Pomona, but that was shuttered last time I tried to lighten my load, uh, wallet). So, enlighten away! Don't spare details.

[Friendly Tiger]

You might wanna rethink that statement

Why not enlighten him and us. That's what this place is all 'bout.

[Blake 4]

Vlad,

I read that Xposed has Venus Faire style booths where you and the model are separated by glass. Any knowledge on if you can enjoy yourself in the booths at Xposed the way you can at VF? and how much are the booths/tips? I live real near there and I can't handle the 30 minute drive across the valley any more to VF to see that the place is devoid of talent.

[Dark A]

There's no 'special' service available in that joint.

You might wanna rethink that statement

[Vlad De Sade]

Mongers,

Roscoe & Canoga's old Wet Spot & Club Exposed is the PLACE to go. The owner Brad, he's a friend, only hires 10+ chicks. Right now they have a great assortment of black, Mexican, asian and white dancers.

S**t, on Mondays its 2 for 1 day. Thats 2 dances for the price of one. And its way more likely that YOU can get extras upstairs, during daylight hours, if YOU play your cards right and build a relationship w/your favorite girl!

Its a great local place to ESCAPE FROM REALITY FOR 30 minutes to an hour. And he is doing an awesome job of renovating the whole facility. If he would only put in an AMP w/hot white chicks... I'd never leave!!!

Peace, V da Sadist

[Friendly Tiger]

I guess it's been awhile since I drove by this address, as they didn't used to be open in the daytime. So yesterday, I first noticed that they were open just past noon, then I noticed the name (and ownership) had changed. That was enough reason to check it out.

GC used to be a real dive. The new owner has dressed it up nicely. Nice lookin' dancer (the only one I saw). She put on a great nude dance, then we proceeded behind the curtain.

Nice place, worth checkin' out, IMO.

Serving non-alcoholic beverages. Chicks dance and strip nude on the stage. Private nude lap dances behind thick curtains, run $40 / 3 songs.

Godfather, 21516 Sherman Way, 818-703-0089, noon - 2am.
Topanga Canyon Blvd N from the 101 fwy, E on Sherman Way, south side of the street (1 1/2 blocks west of Canoga Ave.).

[Friendly Tiger]

Nice place for a beer. Summer happy hour, 1 - 4 pm. Beers are two bucks. Nice Thai bikini dancer.

BTW, over the years, I've dated dancers that have worked there. The one thing in common: they hate guys that talk dirty or try to rush getting to see them on the outside. The slow road is the only road. LOL

[Friendly Tiger]

What is the deal with the place that opened on De Soto a while back?

Do you mean Sunny's Bikini Saloon? Behind the Carl's Jr, at DeSoto & Lassen?

Nice place for a beer. Summer happy hour, 1 - 4 pm. Beers are two bucks. Nice Thai bikini dancer.

[Webcams]

It use to be a topless biker meth bar, now it is all cleaned up, or so it's suppouse to be been a few times NOTHING that caught my eye in the least the place is old and there is no way it is worth going to, if your that cloe to it have a laugh and drive to the rhino or the Oddball.

Me and my buddys talk about how hot the girls were at the Oddball in the late 80's What happen to Strippers? the place use to be packed full of girls, and the clientelle was there as well, no big fattys like you see today, all diffrent kinds lot's of white high quality tail. Damn Even the Rhino in Industry hires fattys WTF ? If I want to see fat girls dance, I will go to the market and watch these heffers huck gallons of Ice cream in there shopping carts. But that's just my 2 cents. Longshot I am with you man, Both places now can't hold a candle to them 10 years ago.

What is the deal with the place that opened on De Soto a while back?




Fuck this place it's Bullshit I'm outta here