Strip Club Reports

**The Flatline** · 03-09-09 17:56

Looks like the Valley Ball's been bought out. Not sure who, Deja Vu maybe. Went in last week on a whim, price is the same for everything on the menu.

Girls were far, far better than the last time I went to VB. Mostly 7, some 8's. Ended up getting a dance with a girl who had no tits, and was rail skinny. Her name eludes me (worked Wed. during the afternoon). She takes me to the back, motions to the manager that she wants to give me a 2 for 1 deal, and he's cool with it, which was nice.

First surprise, there are new "rooms" in the back for dances. No talk of cameras, and it was pretty high mileage. By the end of the first song she was either playing stick shift of grinding her clit hard against me to get her going. By the end of her second song she was dripping wet and burning hot and was letting me have full access. Did 3 more songs for a total of 140. HE from her, and I made her hit the O 2 or 3 times. Traded some information, tipped 20, hit the bathroom to clean up, and moved on.

VB might actually be increasing in service and talent. It'll be worth checking out again.

**Mr Sixty** · 03-06-09 05:16

I always thought of a certain club in NoHo as a low-mileage club, but apparently, that is changing. Twice in the last two weeks, I've had decent mileage, and have the feeling that more could be on the menu.

Today I tried the theme rooms for the first time. $60 for four "songs". (Actually there is a timer, so who knows what you are really getting.) Super privacy, and I actually had to stop things from happening that I didn't want to happen. (I'm a mid-mileage kind of guy.) I *almost* got KH8-level mileage.

They may have to change the name of the town to YesHo.

Don't mean to be obscure, but Uncle Leo will shut this place down in a minute, so discretion is not a bad idea.

**Antzzz** · 02-08-09 22:00

Originally Posted by Mr Sixty

A dancer was set on fire outside Babes N' Beer in Tarzana the other night:

http://www.dailynews.com/ci_11634639

Send your good thought/prayers/yin force/whatever her way.

And be careful out there.

Hey everybody, long time lurker here,but after reading the article I feel like I needed to let loose. I personally think those two people that burned the dancer deserve to be doused in gasoline and burned themselves! What a disgusting act of cruelty!

**Mr Sixty** · 02-06-09 12:11

A dancer was set on fire outside Babes N' Beer in Tarzana the other night:

http://www.dailynews.com/ci_11634639

Send your good thought/prayers/yin force/whatever her way.

And be careful out there.

**The Flatline** · 12-29-08 19:34

Originally Posted by Jpeaz

Stopped at the club after a hard week a work while visiting from the east coast. Large billboard made it easy to find. Lack of booze was a bit of a bummer, but could go next door for a drink or two. Dancers were much better and more friendly at Xposed. got some very nice lap dances from a few really cute girls. As the night went on more dancers showed up. I'll bet that after 10PM there were more girls than guy's. It was like a mongers playground.

I met a dancer named Baby, Star or something like that. Very nice all natural girl. We talk a bit and go do a private dance. After a dance or two she makes me a offer I can't refuse. We go have dinner and then get a room. Great BJ skills and a really tight snatch. Tasted good also, we have fun for an hour or so. After each of us climax, we clean up and I take her back to the club. Now that's what I call take-out.

What was the damage? PM if you would prefer to keep it off the board.

Sounds like the girls there have loosened up significantly, or at least that one, unless she had a snake-like S tat on her thigh (which I doubt, that chick, while selling the goods, pissed the establishment off).

I used to love Xposed, but haven't been there in about 1-2 years. I had one blond barfly chick latch onto me and cockblock the entire evening like 4 visits in a row, and another try to upsell me by a c note or so, and I just stopped going.

Found that personally, the Rhino down the street got much better mileage and the girls tended to be prettier. Still, there are better mileage places out there if you're willing to drive.

**Jpeaz** · 12-29-08 15:09

Stopped at the club after a hard week a work while visiting from the east coast. Large billboard made it easy to find. Lack of booze was a bit of a bummer, but could go next door for a drink or two. Dancers were much better and more friendly at Xposed. got some very nice lap dances from a few really cute girls. As the night went on more dancers showed up. I'll bet that after 10PM there were more girls than guy's. It was like a mongers playground.

I met a dancer named Baby, Star or something like that. Very nice all natural girl. We talk a bit and go do a private dance. After a dance or two she makes me a offer I can't refuse. We go have dinner and then get a room. Great BJ skills and a really tight snatch. Tasted good also, we have fun for an hour or so. After each of us climax, we clean up and I take her back to the club. Now that's what I call take-out.

**WulfgarX** · 11-25-08 15:50

I had this dream that I visited Valley Ball on Monday. It as quiet, only about 4 guys around 3pm. I hit up the dance rail and saw girls dance. Dropping about 4$ on the stage got me great views of the wonder works.

I passed on a couple of dances, to keep checking out what came out on stage.

A semi-full-figured girl came up and asked for a dance. I said I would try the topless first and decide on nude later. We head to the back/side area. The dance was very "hot", and I got to see alot of nice views. A little gear shifting, and snuggling. I asked if we could "advance" to the nude area so I could see more. We moved forward and I got 4 dances. Let's just say, she knows how to drive a stick shift, and the fact that I had to hit the bathroom afterwards was awesome. Spent about $ that day. Also saw a hot lil latina. Not as "showy", but definately pushed down hard. I thought my jeans would have popped her cherry.

Then I woke up.

**Bigg Hubb** · 11-04-08 21:18

Is there no more sleezy action here at the strip clubs in the valley?

**The Flatline** · 07-31-08 20:26

Originally Posted by Napretep123

I agree that it is pretty vague and if I wrote my own description (rather than copy the description that someone else wrote), there would be more of it. But being that it is a small club and I've never seen a girl there that has redish blonde hair, let a lone any body that gives high milage in this club, I think that there may be a chance that somebody knows her. Anyway if anybody does know who I'm talking about, please PM or post the info. Also if anyone knows any other dancer in this club that gives high milage that would be appreciated. I'm tired of driving to COI or KH8 to get high milage at relatively low cost.

Agreed. I'm just teasing you really. I've met black girls that dance at clubs that qualify under the "blond hair and fake boobs" description.

**Napretep123** · 07-31-08 08:17

I agree that it is pretty vague and if I wrote my own description (rather than copy the description that someone else wrote), there would be more of it. But being that it is a small club and I've never seen a girl there that has redish blonde hair, let a lone any body that gives high milage in this club, I think that there may be a chance that somebody knows her. Anyway if anybody does know who I'm talking about, please PM or post the info. Also if anyone knows any other dancer in this club that gives high milage that would be appreciated. I'm tired of driving to COI or KH8 to get high milage at relatively low cost.

Originally Posted by The Flatline

Blond with big jugs. I don't think you could possibly be any more vague than that actually heh.

**The Flatline** · 07-30-08 22:08

Originally Posted by Napretep123

Someone posted that there is a girl in Godfather that gives pretty high milage but said that he is not sure what her name is. He described her as a red / blonde lady with big jugs. Does any one know her name? Does any one know any other dancer their or near by that has high milage? I'm tired of driving to KH8 in LA.

Blond with big jugs. I don't think you could possibly be any more vague than that actually heh.

**Napretep123** · 07-30-08 01:28

Someone posted that there is a girl in Godfather that gives pretty high milage but said that he is not sure what her name is. He described her as a red / blonde lady with big jugs. Does any one know her name? Does any one know any other dancer their or near by that has high milage? I'm tired of driving to KH8 in LA.

**CautiousOne** · 06-23-08 00:24

Originally Posted by Scenic View

Cool, I didn't realize you knew what you you were looking for, it just wasn't here. Clubs here are such a drag after you've been around the country. Although BC's reports on KH sound intriguing.

Yeah, I have been to KH8 a few times. I have had dine in as well as take out service. Thanks Baldy for all the reports.

My friend that mentioned Godfather is a girl that is/was actually thinking of going to work there.
KH8 and anything near LAX is too close to family for her.

I was trying to get some intel so she would have a clue what to expect.

**Scenic View** · 06-22-08 22:23

Cool, I didn't realize you knew what you you were looking for, it just wasn't here. Clubs here are such a drag after you've been around the country. Although BC's reports on KH sound intriguing.