Strip Club Reports

**Cloud5162** · 09-04-13 11:40

Went to bare elegance last night, there were at least 7-8 girls but only 2-3 customers myself included.

Took a 2 for 1 from Mia, sweet El Salvador girl who sit and chit chat with me for at least 30 min.

It was. 30 for the 2 for 1 song, nice grinding but no extra. Tried to touch her pussy and she said I will get her in trouble witht the manager, WTF? LOL anyway, no stick shift either.

Took another 2 for 1 with Lucy, Japanese and Mexican mixed, cute face. Again, no extra and grinding is not as good.

Overall the club is just ok. The mileage is definitely not as good as the club in sgv, will not repeat!

**Sasay1960** · 08-03-13 23:59

Originally Posted by LCSisme [View Original Post]

Have not posted anything for a few months. Still trying to break in some new ladies.

My Friends-Amber Lynn-Gina-& Hope have been MIA since Feb. One of the dancers said Hope was still there but I have not seen her.

Met ASPEN last month-Good people skills. TALL! 6ft with out the Sky High shoes. And SLIM. A pleasant armful.

Also a server named BREZZ-Drives a Sport Bike (Motorcycle). Very Cool Young Lady. Too bad she doesn't dance!

WARNING! BEWARE OF ISABELLA! All she wants is MORE $$$$$$$$$$$$

Left later then I should have but I had FUN.

Till next time-

Amber Lynn is working at a brothel in LV right now.

**LCSisme** · 08-02-13 21:15

Have not posted anything for a few months. Still trying to break in some new ladies.

My Friends-Amber Lynn-Gina-& Hope have been MIA since Feb. One of the dancers said Hope was still there but I have not seen her.

Met ASPEN last month-Good people skills. TALL! 6ft with out the Sky High shoes. And SLIM. A pleasant armful.

Also a server named BREZZ-Drives a Sport Bike (Motorcycle). Very Cool Young Lady. Too bad she doesn't dance!

WARNING! BEWARE OF ISABELLA! All she wants is MORE $$$$$$$$$$$$

Left later then I should have but I had FUN.

Till next time-

**Sicicecold** · 07-28-13 17:34

Originally Posted by The Camel [View Original Post]

If anybody stops in to this new club in Van Nuys please report. This space has already hosted 2-3 failed nude clubs over the last 10-15 years. But La Perla has a hook. They're running full page ads featuring porn star Daisy Marie who will be featuring there in a couple of weeks, and positioning the club as "Los Angeles's upscale latin themed club". I'm not optimistic though because the ad, website, FB, et al. Give off a vibe like the big greedy Rhino chain may be behind this. I'm not saying they are, but I'm picking up that kind of aroma. Dance prices are high for a brand new club in a space that failed to attract any money in the past, and if the dances have Rhino timings, I will just sit back and hope for and wait for the latest club failure on Stagg Street. Hope I'm wrong and this place delivers with authentic latin flavor and customer friendly policies.

I'm also curious about La Perla. But I am pretty sure it is owned by the spearmint rhino chain. I just saw it on their website. In other news Jynx Maze was out in the rhino this week. She is ridiculous to say the least. The rest of the girls were meh. They brought in like 20 or more girls for the larger influx of people and some of them, how should I put it, had their prime pass in the 1980's.

**The Camel** · 07-28-13 13:05

If anybody stops in to this new club in Van Nuys please report. This space has already hosted 2-3 failed nude clubs over the last 10-15 years. But La Perla has a hook. They're running full page ads featuring porn star Daisy Marie who will be featuring there in a couple of weeks, and positioning the club as "Los Angeles's upscale latin themed club". I'm not optimistic though because the ad, website, FB, et al. Give off a vibe like the big greedy Rhino chain may be behind this. I'm not saying they are, but I'm picking up that kind of aroma. Dance prices are high for a brand new club in a space that failed to attract any money in the past, and if the dances have Rhino timings, I will just sit back and hope for and wait for the latest club failure on Stagg Street. Hope I'm wrong and this place delivers with authentic latin flavor and customer friendly policies.

**HollywoodGuy** · 07-09-13 18:30

I post on here a lot but not in the strip club threads. But I have a friend that lives out near BE and wanted to take me. So what the heck. My personal preference is AA spinners so I didn't really expect to see anything like that. My vision of a strip club is oversized boob job girls bouncing around. But to my surprise I did meet a cute little teen AA spinner named stacie. It was a 2 for 1 special so I went for it. Didn't get anything extra like I read about on this site. Might try it again. I am kind of a private person so I did feel a little awkward. But it was still fun.

**IHateBacon** · 04-23-13 04:11

Went to xposed and had a great time Sunday night with this dancer she was about 22 years old smaller tits huge ass no tattoos very good smelling with a nice smile. I can't remember her name but she let me roam around on her and made me pop on the 2 for 1 dance. There was lots of other cute young dancers I will report back soon when I check it out on Sat night.

**IHateBacon** · 04-21-13 05:41

Went to BE again lots of differnt girls to give you dances but no one really my type kinda sucks for a Saturday night most girls were over weight and the ones that looked hot were taken by other guys. I did have a decent conversation with a girl I had a dance from before she didn't rember me. I guess she doesn't rember all the guys she gives a dace too but it was fun flirting with her she begged me to give me and she also tryed the typical I haven't gave a dance all night. It was complete bs pro move but I knew better and refuesed got a dance and just left with all my money in my pocket and will try a diffrent strip club this week.

**IHateBacon** · 04-10-13 05:24

Be looks like its picking up for us guys its always empty around 8 on sats it picks up around 10-11 and easy to get extra stuff from girls during the first of the month. Maybe she was into you but you figure you gave her 90 and the next 9 guys give her 90 thats 900 bucks one nights worth of work. Some girls are into you more then others its easy to figure out but it seems she was into you us younger guys have to watch out for eachother I would never lfk any striper or kiss them you never know how meny other guys done that during the week stay safe.

Originally Posted by Numcore1 [View Original Post]

When to BE on Saturday night around 8:00. This may be a long review. : sorry for the grammer. The club was DEAD maybe 8 guys and not sure about the stripper # but maybe 8? A few more walked in while I was busy. Anywho on to the review.

Walked in watched had my eyes on a Asian chick my new ATF. She got turned down by some vet which was better for me on a slow night. She had short hair black top on. She then got her "cousin" to come over to our tabel. The "cousin" sat on my lap and the black top asian girl sat on my brothers lap. I nicely turned down the "cousin" and after coming from the bathroom. All I have to say is my brother is a pro wing man. He bought me a lap dance from her (I had to pay him back). I had no real talk with her other then she was going to give me a lap dance. She knew I wanted her but she didn't really bug about more lap dances. Anyways She was totally my type brown skin but not to dark, short hair, nipples pierced nice and pick not brown, shaved kitty. Anyways soon as the curtain closed the fun started. She put my hands on her tits and then put her nipples in my mouth. Asked me if I liked the taste. Yes and yes, she didn't grab my package or anything like that. That was one dance. Anyways the next dance was 2-1 and 2 a song around 7 mins long. Same girl. : this is when shit got heated. : LFK, FIV, DATY, didn't try for f / s I was more into pleasing her. Anyways.

All I have to say I believe she had as much as fun as I did. If she was faking the pleasure she got. I give the woman a academy award. I felt her body shake orgasmically. Shit that you just can't fake. O yeah total damage 90$

Okay the Bad. A few desperate strippers that can't take the hint of you don't want a lap dance from them. More then a couple of times I was trying to be nice. But some girls you just have to tell them no not interested. Girls should take a hint. On our way about to leave a totally naked girl with very high mileage come up to us. And bagged for us to go in the private area with her. She practically tried everything offered a h / j or hinted at it. Like I said slow night. As always YMMV.

**Numcore1** · 04-09-13 03:11

When to BE on Saturday night around 8:00. This may be a long review. : sorry for the grammer. The club was DEAD maybe 8 guys and not sure about the stripper # but maybe 8? A few more walked in while I was busy. Anywho on to the review.

Walked in watched had my eyes on a Asian chick my new ATF. She got turned down by some vet which was better for me on a slow night. She had short hair black top on. She then got her "cousin" to come over to our tabel. The "cousin" sat on my lap and the black top asian girl sat on my brothers lap. I nicely turned down the "cousin" and after coming from the bathroom. All I have to say is my brother is a pro wing man. He bought me a lap dance from her (I had to pay him back). I had no real talk with her other then she was going to give me a lap dance. She knew I wanted her but she didn't really bug about more lap dances. Anyways She was totally my type brown skin but not to dark, short hair, nipples pierced nice and pick not brown, shaved kitty. Anyways soon as the curtain closed the fun started. She put my hands on her tits and then put her nipples in my mouth. Asked me if I liked the taste. Yes and yes, she didn't grab my package or anything like that. That was one dance. Anyways the next dance was 2-1 and 2 a song around 7 mins long. Same girl. : this is when shit got heated. : LFK, FIV, DATY, didn't try for f / s I was more into pleasing her. Anyways.

All I have to say I believe she had as much as fun as I did. If she was faking the pleasure she got. I give the woman a academy award. I felt her body shake orgasmically. Shit that you just can't fake. O yeah total damage 90$

Okay the Bad. A few desperate strippers that can't take the hint of you don't want a lap dance from them. More then a couple of times I was trying to be nice. But some girls you just have to tell them no not interested. Girls should take a hint. On our way about to leave a totally naked girl with very high mileage come up to us. And bagged for us to go in the private area with her. She practically tried everything offered a h / j or hinted at it. Like I said slow night. As always YMMV.

**Willie23** · 04-04-13 11:02

Originally Posted by Sasay1960 [View Original Post]

Went by DV on Tuesday around 5, and was bored out of my mind. Got two totally lame dances. Only 4 irls when I arrived and 7 when I left at around 6:30-7 PM. Did a few things then decided to check out BZ. I arrived about 8, and I was the only customer. There was a tall, long-haired, kind of fat girl working. Two spinners came in (must have been night shift) as I walked through the door, and went to the back not to be seen again for an hour +. Sitting behind me, putting on some make-up was this very hot looking body builder. She came up and chatted and I noticed she was probably pushing 40. Very cool woman, and smart. She said she was only working this until they started shooting the new X-men movie, wherein she has a role as one of the female X-men! It may have been total BS, but I enjoyed the story. She said something about her husband that I took to mean he got messed up somehow and could not "satisfy" her. Got a dance and she was all over me. Kissing, ears, HJ over pants. Unfortunately I was wearing blue jeans. Anyway, it was good enough to convince me to VIP. Multiple positions, but no BJ; however, we started BBFS, just barely, and that scared me! I did get digits with a very strong "encouragement" to call her. She actually said she'd like to hang out, go to lunch and just get to know me. She never pushed for dances or anything, just really cool. What I liked best is she just seemed real, not some flake. Now, when I got home, I noticed a couple of drops of blood. I'm not sure if that was me getting my dick chafed on my zipper, or her. I didn't see any scars, scabs or abrasions on me, but I'll be worried for a bit. The best part was that it only took me washing my hands twice to get rid of the pussy smell. As for Mr. Happy, well I scrubbed him down with some bathroom cleaner that contained bleach and antibacterial stuff. Hope it keeps him safe! Sorry guys, I can't for the life of me remember her name. Spinner. 35-40, black hair, from TX, very muscular, and D+, about 5'4 w / o heels.

Accidental or not, BB action happens. Best course of action is to immediately take a piss. The most vulnerable entry point (if you don't have an open sore or abrasion) is via the urethra. Go from the lap dance to the urinal. Do not pass go. All that stuff with cleansers, etc, is long after the fact.

Your chances of getting something are just a tiny fraction of the chance the girl takes, but it's a real risk.

**IHateBacon** · 04-03-13 16:20

Originally Posted by Sasay1960 [View Original Post]

Went by DV on Tuesday around 5, and was bored out of my mind. Got two totally lame dances. Only 4 irls when I arrived and 7 when I left at around 6:30-7 PM. Did a few things then decided to check out BZ. I arrived about 8, and I was the only customer. There was a tall, long-haired, kind of fat girl working. Two spinners came in (must have been night shift) as I walked through the door, and went to the back not to be seen again for an hour +. Sitting behind me, putting on some make-up was this very hot looking body builder. She came up and chatted and I noticed she was probably pushing 40. Very cool woman, and smart. She said she was only working this until they started shooting the new X-men movie, wherein she has a role as one of the female X-men! It may have been total BS, but I enjoyed the story. She said something about her husband that I took to mean he got messed up somehow and could not "satisfy" her. Got a dance and she was all over me. Kissing, ears, HJ over pants. Unfortunately I was wearing blue jeans. Anyway, it was good enough to convince me to VIP. Multiple positions, but no BJ; however, we started BBFS, just barely, and that scared me! I did get digits with a very strong "encouragement" to call her. She actually said she'd like to hang out, go to lunch and just get to know me. She never pushed for dances or anything, just really cool. What I liked best is she just seemed real, not some flake. Now, when I got home, I noticed a couple of drops of blood. I'm not sure if that was me getting my dick chafed on my zipper, or her. I didn't see any scars, scabs or abrasions on me, but I'll be worried for a bit. The best part was that it only took me washing my hands twice to get rid of the pussy smell. As for Mr. Happy, well I scrubbed him down with some bathroom cleaner that contained bleach and antibacterial stuff. Hope it keeps him safe! Sorry guys, I can't for the life of me remember her name. Spinner. 35-40, black hair, from TX, very muscular, and D+, about 5'4 w / o heels.

Yeah the x men thing is tottal bs unless she's a stunt doubble hope you didn't catch anything.

**Sasay1960** · 03-31-13 00:31

Went by DV on Tuesday around 5, and was bored out of my mind. Got two totally lame dances. Only 4 irls when I arrived and 7 when I left at around 6:30-7 PM. Did a few things then decided to check out BZ. I arrived about 8, and I was the only customer. There was a tall, long-haired, kind of fat girl working. Two spinners came in (must have been night shift) as I walked through the door, and went to the back not to be seen again for an hour +. Sitting behind me, putting on some make-up was this very hot looking body builder. She came up and chatted and I noticed she was probably pushing 40. Very cool woman, and smart. She said she was only working this until they started shooting the new X-men movie, wherein she has a role as one of the female X-men! It may have been total BS, but I enjoyed the story. She said something about her husband that I took to mean he got messed up somehow and could not "satisfy" her. Got a dance and she was all over me. Kissing, ears, HJ over pants. Unfortunately I was wearing blue jeans. Anyway, it was good enough to convince me to VIP. Multiple positions, but no BJ; however, we started BBFS, just barely, and that scared me! I did get digits with a very strong "encouragement" to call her. She actually said she'd like to hang out, go to lunch and just get to know me. She never pushed for dances or anything, just really cool. What I liked best is she just seemed real, not some flake. Now, when I got home, I noticed a couple of drops of blood. I'm not sure if that was me getting my dick chafed on my zipper, or her. I didn't see any scars, scabs or abrasions on me, but I'll be worried for a bit. The best part was that it only took me washing my hands twice to get rid of the pussy smell. As for Mr. Happy, well I scrubbed him down with some bathroom cleaner that contained bleach and antibacterial stuff. Hope it keeps him safe! Sorry guys, I can't for the life of me remember her name. Spinner. 35-40, black hair, from TX, very muscular, and D+, about 5'4 w / o heels.

**Willie23** · 03-25-13 11:27

Originally Posted by IHateBacon [View Original Post]

Went to BE last night wend night there was 3 or 4 other guys there and some dancers walking around topless I say about 11 dancers all about 18-33 some I'd rate all them about 6-7s only one bad one way past her prime really bad dancer also. Most were really nice to talk to and didn't strain me for a dance right away like other clubs I have been to talked to one of the dancers named Daisy or Dannie she was very young about 19 great small tits she was very boring maybe I'm just too old for her she was telling me about smoking weed in the back and how she wish she had better weed we also talked about how there's some dancers did extra stuff outside the club.

When she went to dance I talked to Tori young black girl about 25 she's I got to tell me about how she does porn not that hard to get a stripper to open up on a slow night she told me there other girls that work there that also do porn got a dance from her was good but not great. Also got a dance from a dancer about 5 foot 1 brown hair I forget her name her tits were great and she let me roam around but her dance was very mechanical and she wasn't into it maybe because it was late and she just wanted to go home. I wouldn't say don't get a dance I'd say go when she starts her shift and she's more money hungry and more willing to please the customer hope this helps.

All of these girls are barely (pardon the pun) making it financially. The last few days of the month and the first week of the month, they are going to work harder to pay the rent.

Bare Elegance operates the club, but it's actually called Valley Bare (used to be Valley Ball, and before that, Oddball's Cabaret). My favorite there at a visit a few weeks ago was Stacy, who I discussed in my last post.