Strip Club Reports

[Willie23]

Second bikini bar was a total dud 2 drink minimum in a sketchy part of town in no ho on Sherman Way all the dances had jacked up meth head teeth I've never seen anything like that before also the bar tender was some old Russian lady that reminded me of my grandma. It seems there's lots of drama at this bar I didn't feel comfortable as the first bar I think there drink prices are a bit more expensive also. The only highlight of this place is that one of the dancers pulled one of her boobs out for her regular customer I just got a glimpse of it. I am sure she offers more but she wasn't pretty enough to explore and she seemed busy with here regular. The dance prices here are 20 bucks for a full song kind of a rip off. I stayed here long enough to get my 2 drinks that whole time only one dancer was on stage. I will never go to this place stay away guys its a shit whole unless you want to waste your money on meth heads.

Yeah, that's the place between Woodman and Fulton. Seems when I've been in there (late afternoon, early evening), it's just me, my buddy (not a place to go alone -- too depressing) and some Russian wannabe mobsters in the back. All the girls hang with them. The place almost seems like a front. The place on Lankershim is not much better. I stopped in at the one on Sepulveda and Roscoe once. Dead there, too. Got to go to one of the big franchise places.

[OriginalEdStone]

Looks like patrons of the Gentlemen's Club on San Fernando Road had to close (forgive me) oily last night.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/l...515-story.html

[IHateBacon]

So I went to 2 different bikini bars last night yes not a strip club but had to make this report First one was about I got there around 10 pm. I do enjoy nude clubs but decided I wanted to grab a drink and look at some hot girls dance. So first club was a place in Chatsworth next to a really close to a topless bar on Devonshire I prefer this bar better then the topless bar far younger dancers and way nicer also. The ambiance is better a killer sound system and they actually have a dj. I like the fact that they have a full bar with cheep drinks 4.50 or 5.50 forget how much I paid for a blue moon on tap I'm not sure how much a mix drink was I'd say it was 6 or 7 bucks. I didn't like getting scanned for a weapon when I first waked in but a small price to pay also felt more safe in this join knowing no guy had a weapon on him they also have a one drink minimum which is fine with me because I wanted to get a drink anyways. It seems a lot of the girls that dance here also dance at some of the nude strip clubs in the sfv. The lap dances are 10 bucks for a full song great value. I got 1 from 2 dancers way different type of dances one grinded me very well the other air danced so YMMV also if the security is near you can't touch them all all even on the leg. There was a few nipple slips when some of the girls were dancing on the poll witch made it better for me. I didn't stay long enough to see any full nipples pop out but I'm sure it happens I left about 11 on to the second club over all I rate it a 4 out of 5 should of stayed there.

Second bikini bar was a total dud 2 drink minimum in a sketchy part of town in no ho on Sherman Way all the dances had jacked up meth head teeth I've never seen anything like that before also the bar tender was some old Russian lady that reminded me of my grandma. It seems there's lots of drama at this bar I didn't feel comfortable as the first bar I think there drink prices are a bit more expensive also. The only highlight of this place is that one of the dancers pulled one of her boobs out for her regular customer I just got a glimpse of it. I am sure she offers more but she wasn't pretty enough to explore and she seemed busy with here regular. The dance prices here are 20 bucks for a full song kind of a rip off. I stayed here long enough to get my 2 drinks that whole time only one dancer was on stage. I will never go to this place stay away guys its a shit whole unless you want to waste your money on meth heads.

[LCSisme]

I have got to stop writing these things when I'm half asleep. LOL.

Last month I told you about a waitress named BAMBIE. Well I goofed her name is BARBIE! (Like the doll).

She was their again last night too. Cute as ever!

I wish I could afford to visit more often. My monthly visit to DV is a high point in my routine.

I also chatted / danced with Sha and a Asian girl before Hope showed up.

All in all a good night for me.

Till next time...

[LCSisme]

Hi All.

Am I the ONLY ONE posting in Valley Strip Clubs?

Back again to DV. Was quite when I got there around 9 pm Got busy after 10.

My friend HOPE showed up around 11. I was a happy camper.

Good times were had again.

Enjoy All.

[LCSisme]

Note re Pandora: LCSisme, you stated you had a no action ride with her. She's been around forever and when she was working at DVCOI a year or two ago, she had zero boundaries. She was a joyful provider. Of course I'm not surprised that she'd turn down the heat now that she's returned to the stricter NoHo environment, but I'd speculate that if you spend some time talking to her and keep the conversation absolutely filthy, you will find her action button.

Hi Camel,

I DID spend time talking with her. That's why I went to the topless room with her. Besides I think this is a different lady. She is too young and did not talk about the
other clubs when I brought them up.

FYI. I like your posts! Looks like you've been doing this as long as I have!

[The Camel]

I forgot to tell you about a new waitress at the DV. A REAL blond bombshell knock-out call BAMBIE!

She should be DANCIING not waiting on tables but she says she I'd too shy? BULL!

Not the way she was dressed! She looks GREAT and knows how to use it.

She was more fun then most of the dancers.

I hope she's still there on my next visit. My luck hasn't been so good on keeping new friends.

See you all next month.

It is interesting the way DV deploys their waitresses and they do a pretty good job overall. I always feel the conflict that the discount "blue light special" dances coincide with "stage maintenance" when the waitresses simulate cleaning and disinfecting the stage with slow seductive and sensual movements with hints of ass cheeks and cleavage at least as exciting as watching the dancers peel to their birthday suits. And yeah, the waitresses and bartenders in just about any SC are better looking than the dancers but mainly, they got that "taboo" factor working for them. You want what you can't have.

It is hard for them to be in this job and be truly shy with the way they are exploited in various DV events, but some of them are for sure the girl next door who was working as a receptionist at a dental office or are college girls working their way through college. But the thing is, this generation of young women raised on the the internet and smart phones just aren't that shy about being naked these days though they may not be ready to earn their livings grinding hard dicks and being manhandled by every smelly gross creep with a $20 bill. Many of them do eventually become dancers. Usually at a different DV club than they served glasses of water in. In my experience, the waitresses that cross over aren't the least bit shy on stage but are low mileage and worse in dances. I can think of a few examples but the best is a girl named "Mistress" who dances at DVCOI. This is a young dream girl next door. All natural and real in her body and personality, and just pretty as you could ever hope for. She was a DVO waitress. She floats on that DVCOI stage getting rid of her stripper gear rapidly and shows it all like she loves it under the brightest light you'll see on a strip club dance stage. Get one dance with her just to have an opportunity to meet her. She's delightful and it is not a bad thing to spend $10-20 just to have an angel like this naked on your lap. But the mileage is not there and she's been dancing at least a couple of years now. Ruby is another one at DVCOI who is now coming around to peddling a nasty factor, but you can still detect the ex-waitress nervousness at the beginning of the private dance process before she settles in nicely and she can even get into it as it flows.

DVNH was a regular stop for me going back to when it opened in the 90's, but it has become too tame for me to step in there anymore though I've long been in love with dancer Luna since I first met her years ago in another club. My fondest memory of NoHo in this century is being there on a crowded Saturday night and hitting it off big with an adorable and very high spirited spinner waitress who was loading up my "bottomless" soft drink with hard adult ingredients all night long, distilled from agave cactus. She drank with me and my friends and she made the night a big time. The 30 plus dancers were invisible.

Note re Pandora: LCSisme, you stated you had a no action ride with her. She's been around forever and when she was working at DVCOI a year or two ago, she had zero boundaries. She was a joyful provider. Of course I'm not surprised that she'd turn down the heat now that she's returned to the stricter NoHo environment, but I'd speculate that if you spend some time talking to her and keep the conversation absolutely filthy, you will find her action button.

[LCSisme]

I forgot to tell you about a new waitress at the DV. A REAL blond bombshell knock-out call BAMBIE!

She should be DANCIING not waiting on tables but she says she I'd too shy? BULL!

Not the way she was dressed! She looks GREAT and knows how to use it.

She was more fun then most of the dancers.

I hope she's still there on my next visit. My luck hasn't been so good on keeping new friends.

See you all next month.

[LCSisme]

It's been 1 month since my last post and no one else has hosted in this group. Are the SF Valley strip clubs THAT DEAD?

Anyway back to DV on the 6th. HOPE was MIA again. (DAMN) I do miss her but I know she's still around.

Tried two other lady's. Pandora and? (Sorry can't remember) both were nice no action.

Maybe next month?

[LCSisme]

I had a GREAT time because a old friend showed up tonight. HOPE came back after being AWOL for 9 months or so.

Turns out she stopped working on the one day of the week I go to the club. We caught up on our lives in the dance room a few times before I had to go.

ALSO met a new Lady, MORGAN. A cute, small, arm full. She left before I could get a 2nd dance. I hope to see her again too.

Till Next Time.

[LCSisme]

Went back after a long time away. All new people. So I trired two new ladies.

#1- Iceis (? Spelling) Nice but a little shy in the topples dance room.

#2- VEXIN! STAY AWAY FROM THIS Black Broad. (Too bad.- she does have nice TITs).

Tried to up-sell to the $100 VIP room then got MAD when I said NO.

Dance was NO HANDS Stopped dancing when I scratched my nose.

"I told you no touching" she said.

SHE is the reason I hate breaking in a new dancer. All she wants is the $ and not give anything back.

Hoping for better days.

[Outandabout]

This was July 2012. Visited VIP showgirls on a Sat afternoon. Only a few customers and quite a few good looking ladies. Got a 3 for 45 (or 40?) nude from caramel who advertised she was a favorite with married men. No glitter or perfume. And her only rule was I had to keep both hands on her at all times. Dark, quiet corner and full length songs. No penetration but a tight body and good friction left me happy. Don't see much about VIP on the thread but I enjoyed myself and would repeat.

[LCSisme]

Went back to my old hunting grounds. Amber Lynn-Gina-& Hope are long gone but saw a old friend Kaylee. Met her through Amber last year.

Fun and friendly and worth a dance or three.

Had to leave early. Dr. Aptt. In AM.

Have FUN-Be CAREFUL.

LCSisme

[Watnow78]

Just wondering if anyone has visited La Perla. Was curious about going, but wanted to see what folks on here thought first.

Its going to be like your typical "clip joint" expensive drinks, expensive lap dances, and no extras. Just like most strip clubs in the SFV. Better off going to King Henry 8th. I refuse to go to any strip clubs in or around LA. I will however go to Sam's in Downtown and KH8. The girls are fun and don't rush you to buy them a drink or dance. They will sit and chat with you for a good while before anything is asked to bought.

[Fedsom]

Just wondering if anyone has visited La Perla. Was curious about going, but wanted to see what folks on here thought first.