Strip Club Reports

[Mr Sixty]

Alto I haven't been back to this club in about 6 months, it's always been a good source of mileage. As a daytime clubber I have found the pickings very slim in terms of quantity of girls, but the few there were at least decent. Got to say I like it a helluva lot more than SynnVN down the street.

Very interesting, LG. I've never had even a hint of extras at OBC, and I've been going there since Manuela was 30. You're right, they've always had at least a few pretty girls, but mileage is weak. At Synn VN, the mileage used to be much better, but lately, it's been equally as week as OBC. Just a year ago, I've gotten the Paradise Handshake at Synn VN shortly after sitting down, but not lately.

After my visit to SRVN a couple of weeks ago though, I agree with all those who told me it's worth the money. Sooo much better than either Synn or OBC. (Though definitely pricier!

[Lovergrrl]

Went there last week and it gives a chill vibe. No hard selling from the girls. I had a few dances and they were pretty good. Anyone had extra's during dances or in the VIP room? There was an old blonde maybe in her late 40's and she was talking to a monger and he took her to the VIP for half hour I think. He must have had fun. If you have details on this club, please share. Also, is Leilani no longer working here?

Alto I haven't been back to this club in about 6 months, it's always been a good source of mileage. As a daytime clubber I have found the pickings very slim in terms of quantity of girls, but the few there were at least decent. Got to say I like it a helluva lot more than SynnVN down the street.

[Vondu]

Went there last week and it gives a chill vibe. No hard selling from the girls. I had a few dances and they were pretty good. Anyone had extra's during dances or in the VIP room? There was an old blonde maybe in her late 40's and she was talking to a monger and he took her to the VIP for half hour I think. He must have had fun. If you have details on this club, please share. Also, is Leilani no longer working here?

[Mr Sixty]

After getting recommendations a few months ago, I finally made the time to check out the Spearmiint Rhino on Oxnard in Van Nuys. Many years ago, one of the PLs on ZBone named it the "Dead Rhino" because they go long stretches of time (especially during day shift) with no dancers on stage. I am happy to report this has not changed at all. I was there for nearly an hour, and not one dancer every graced the stage. It's ironic, since the doorman gave me change for my $10 cover charge in ones.

I was standing at the bar to order my drink, when I was immediately approached by Bella. As she approached me from across the room, my first thought was, "I'm not getting a dance from her. " But the closer she got the cuter she looked. She made small talk, and had to call the waitress over to me. (The waitress was too busy on her phone to look up and see me.) I ordered a water, and the waitress asked if I wanted to "buy the lady a drink. " My water was $7 (I think), and Bella's was $10.

We chatted for 3 or 4 songs, which surprisingly seemed uncut in length. I suggested getting a dance, and Bella mentioned only two options: The VIP, which I think was $150/15 minutes (maybe $180? And the daily special, which was 3 nude dances for $90. I opted for the latter. The dances were great, but no extras were offered. As most of you know, SR clubs do not usually offer extras outside of the VIP room. I asked if it were possible to add a fourth dance, but to do so, we had to switch rooms. Kind of weird.

After my time with Bella, I was sitting back at the bar, and was approached by Candace, a strawberry blonde who had what I would think of as the perfect body. We chatted for a moment, but I indicated I wasn't getting any more dances, as I had to leave. After Candace left, I was approached by Kennedy, a tall, olive-skinned dancer (perhaps Latina?) whose pitch was about how much fun we would have had if I had danced with her instead.

As far as I could tell, there were no other dances visible during my visit. I finished my drink and left the club.

The parking lot had quite a few cars in it, I'd say between 15 and 20, so there may have been many more dancers back in the VIP rooms. There were only 2-3 guys in the club, and another 2-3 male employees (doorman, bouncer, etc.). So maybe 10-15 dancers total, all in the back rooms?

I plan to return this week to see Candace. She is exactly my type.

[PlayerN818]

Thanks Lexi and Lover. Any recommendations for the nude clubs in the valley?

This, plus a whole lot more details as each club is different as are the dancers.

First is the decision. Nude or topless? Nude means no booze but potentially great mileage dances. Topless has booze and is more of a sports bar feel, but the dances are much tamer. Dance prices will be less at topless joints since the dances are actually bikini, not topless. Topless is only on stage. At nude clubs the dances can sometimes be off the rails, lol.

Dance prices run the gamut of (fairly) cheap topless dances, up to 30 min or longer VIP's at nude places which can run hundreds of $$. Some clubs have more strict floaters/bouncers than others, and even then it can vary from day to day and even from shift to shift, depending on who's working.

As you can see there is no set recipe. Just tell your "friend" to go and have fun and experience a few clubs and see what happens.

[Lovergrrl]

It's been a while since LA area visits, but usually 20/ song. VIPs are usually timed like 15 min or 30 min. You just need to find a dancer you click with and let her set the rules. Everything differs by club. Sorry I don't have recommendations, waiting for someone else to chime in on that. I'm pretty sure I'm just going to wait till I get back to vegas though.

This, plus a whole lot more details as each club is different as are the dancers.

First is the decision. Nude or topless? Nude means no booze but potentially great mileage dances. Topless has booze and is more of a sports bar feel, but the dances are much tamer. Dance prices will be less at topless joints since the dances are actually bikini, not topless. Topless is only on stage. At nude clubs the dances can sometimes be off the rails, lol.

Dance prices run the gamut of (fairly) cheap topless dances, up to 30 min or longer VIP's at nude places which can run hundreds of $$. Some clubs have more strict floaters/bouncers than others, and even then it can vary from day to day and even from shift to shift, depending on who's working.

As you can see there is no set recipe. Just tell your "friend" to go and have fun and experience a few clubs and see what happens.

[Lexx1029]

Could anyone familiar with strip clubs please explain how it works? Is there a set price for a "dance"? What can one expect during a dance? Are the bouncers someone to be wary of? Asking for a friend. Thanks.

It's been a while since LA area visits, but usually 20/ song. VIPs are usually timed like 15 min or 30 min. You just need to find a dancer you click with and let her set the rules. Everything differs by club. Sorry I don't have recommendations, waiting for someone else to chime in on that. I'm pretty sure I'm just going to wait till I get back to vegas though.

[PlayerN818]

Could anyone familiar with strip clubs please explain how it works? Is there a set price for a "dance"? What can one expect during a dance? Are the bouncers someone to be wary of? Asking for a friend. Thanks.

Last Thursday went to Danes and Games around 6 on there website says 5 dollar entry till 8 but was 10 when I got there. Not that expensive but expensive for a topless bar on a Thursday, this place is ran by spearmint rhino. Anyways they had about 6 girls working lots with ugly ghetto tattoos and one a few with fake tits and about 7 guys no one was tipping when I got there. So I ordered a pitcher of beer and sat down to watch some dancers. I threw out some feeler money to a few that I thought that were worth my time and not even a thank you for tipping me like you see at other topless bars it felt more like I was at an all nude bar with out all the perks. I talked to a dancer for about half an hour but nothing extra got a lap dances was $20 for a song kind of a rip off because you know they didn't play the whole song anyways I will check it out enough because they have a pretty decent drink special.

[Lexx1029]

Any updates here? Recommendations?

[IHateBacon]

Last Thursday went to Danes and Games around 6 on there website says 5 dollar entry till 8 but was 10 when I got there. Not that expensive but expensive for a topless bar on a Thursday, this place is ran by spearmint rhino. Anyways they had about 6 girls working lots with ugly ghetto tattoos and one a few with fake tits and about 7 guys no one was tipping when I got there. So I ordered a pitcher of beer and sat down to watch some dancers. I threw out some feeler money to a few that I thought that were worth my time and not even a thank you for tipping me like you see at other topless bars it felt more like I was at an all nude bar with out all the perks. I talked to a dancer for about half an hour but nothing extra got a lap dances was $20 for a song kind of a rip off because you know they didn't play the whole song anyways I will check it out enough because they have a pretty decent drink special.

[LWashington]

Any recommendations for a good club for a bachelor party? Friend of mine is looking for ideas and I'm not too familiar with clubs in the sfv. I saw the blue zebra has a bachelor party package with a table and drinks and dances, but I want to make sure everybody has the best time. Thanks.

[Mr Sixty]

SynnVN is pretty ghetto. Probably the most ghetto club in the SFV, which isn't saying alot, I know.

Remember that it's owned and operated by the same owner as Synn COI, Paradise Showgirls, Rio, & Sahara just to mention a few. His clubs are all clipjoints and all he cares about is how much money he can squeeze out of every customer as evidenced by the relentless buy-the-lady-a-drink routine. The dancers tend to be flabitas, with the exception of SynnCOI where the strippers are more pleasing to the eye.

I'm really surprised to read this. What qualifies a club as "ghetto"? Synn VN has a decent mix of flabitas, flacas and normalitas on the few times I've been there.

I agree the drink scam is there, but not half as pushy as at his other clubs.

But the 3-for-$40 nude dances is one of the better deals in SFV, IMO. They aren't cut too badly. Maybe they are more like 2-for-$40's, but $20 for a nude lap is not a bad deal, all told.

[Lovergrrl]

Can you me out with a couple of the abbreviations? They aren't in the listing. SKO? KYSO?

Knock Your Socks Off. Or Knock Your Shit Out. Same difference

[PlayerN818]

Stopped by Synn North Hills last week. I think there is some shenanigans going on with the "Free" admission pass. I paid $5 at the door, even though it was before 6 pm. Then, my drink was $8, which seems higher than previous visits.

Shayna (I think) approached me as soon as I sat down, and the waitress was on us like a fly on poop, asking if I wanted to buy her a drink. I said no, and sent Shayna gently on her way. As soon as I did, I was approached by Kat. It was almost like a tag-team. Kat is a "tall spinner" if that is such a thing. She said it was her first day at the club, having previously worked at 7th Veil, which Synn now owns.

I took her back for a 3-for-40, which soon turned into two 3-for-40's. She is artful in her skillz, and I sensed the force in this Jedi.

When I returned stageside, one of the most beautiful dancers I've seen in a while was on stage, and she told me her name, but I forgot. Just DDG in body and face. She hadn't stripped yet, and was still wearing lingerie. I tipped her a couple of bucks, and at the end of the song, she left the stage.

At that point, I bailed.

It's not a bad club, but has no personality, and feels like a lap mill. You can get your SKO and scoot in 30 minutes, while dropping under $120. I've never gotten any extras here, but the dancers all try to KYSO pretty reliably.

Can you me out with a couple of the abbreviations? They aren't in the listing. SKO? KYSO?

[Lovergrrl]

Go to Synn Van Nuys. Dayshift. Ask for Kat. Es muy flaca. Es muy bonita. Usted ser feliz.

SynnVN is pretty ghetto. Probably the most ghetto club in the SFV, which isn't saying alot, I know.

Remember that it's owned and operated by the same owner as Synn COI, Paradise Showgirls, Rio, & Sahara just to mention a few. His clubs are all clipjoints and all he cares about is how much money he can squeeze out of every customer as evidenced by the relentless buy-the-lady-a-drink routine. The dancers tend to be flabitas, with the exception of SynnCOI where the strippers are more pleasing to the eye.