Strip Club Reports

[Mr Sixty]

I have had a nice arrangement with two SB's that are sweet and well skilled. They are both African American and on the larger side and I am aching for a petite Latina. I know where to visit for an Asian girl but this obsession at the moment is very specific. Massage parlor would be ideal but I'll even venture to a strip club to cure this craving, so I am posting in both areas. Much thanks in advance.

Go to Synn Van Nuys. Dayshift. Ask for Kat. Es muy flaca. Es muy bonita. Usted será feliz.

[Mr Sixty]

Stopped by Synn North Hills last week. I think there is some shenanigans going on with the "Free" admission pass. I paid $5 at the door, even though it was before 6 pm. Then, my drink was $8, which seems higher than previous visits.

Shayna (I think) approached me as soon as I sat down, and the waitress was on us like a fly on poop, asking if I wanted to buy her a drink. I said no, and sent Shayna gently on her way. As soon as I did, I was approached by Kat. It was almost like a tag-team. Kat is a "tall spinner" if that is such a thing. She said it was her first day at the club, having previously worked at 7th Veil, which Synn now owns.

I took her back for a 3-for-40, which soon turned into two 3-for-40's. She is artful in her skillz, and I sensed the force in this Jedi.

When I returned stageside, one of the most beautiful dancers I've seen in a while was on stage, and she told me her name, but I forgot. Just DDG in body and face. She hadn't stripped yet, and was still wearing lingerie. I tipped her a couple of bucks, and at the end of the song, she left the stage.

At that point, I bailed.

It's not a bad club, but has no personality, and feels like a lap mill. You can get your SKO and scoot in 30 minutes, while dropping under $120. I've never gotten any extras here, but the dancers all try to KYSO pretty reliably.

[Lovergrrl]

I have had a nice arrangement with two SB's that are sweet and well skilled. They are both African American and on the larger side and I am aching for a petite Latina. I know where to visit for an Asian girl but this obsession at the moment is very specific. Massage parlor would be ideal but I'll even venture to a strip club to cure this craving, so I am posting in both areas. Much thanks in advance.

I loooooves me some Flacas too, LOL.

I know this is in the SFV forum, but check out Alicia at Bare Elegance in the SB. She fits the criteria on all levels.

[Large Ess]

I have had a nice arrangement with two SB's that are sweet and well skilled. They are both African American and on the larger side and I am aching for a petite Latina. I know where to visit for an Asian girl but this obsession at the moment is very specific. Massage parlor would be ideal but I'll even venture to a strip club to cure this craving, so I am posting in both areas. Much thanks in advance.

[Mask Man]

Picked up on a Ebony stripper at BZ took her to a relatives house whose out of town. Cute, big booty, fun. She gave me a show and a BBBJ. But she does not do intercourse. I get really lucky at BZ I go in the day time. This is the best place to get laid or pick up on a stripper.

[Oglaf]

No idea why their website says 7 pm on Sundays but they were open at 1 pm.

Probably something to do with football season being over and the webmaster not updating the site.

I don't really keep up with sports and went to a club during the Super Bowl. You'd think that the ladies working that shift would be very pleased to see someone, anyone, during that shift, but this was not the case (or maybe it was just me).

[StealBunz]

Went to BZ for the first time. I like how it's hidden in an industrial area. Do not be deterred by the outside, inside is actually pretty nice. Coverage was cheap and came with a drink. No idea why their website says 7 pm on Sundays but they were open at 1 pm. According to the door, there were five girls working. I only saw two. Both AA. Drink lady with sexy with a great rack. Unfortunately AA isn't my flavor, even though one looked like a very curvaceous woman out of a rap video, so I stayed for about 10 minutes and left. I was only in town for that weekend so probably won't be back in that area for awhile.

[Mr Sixty]

Completely fake review. He's a shill.

No one has fun in the VIP room except for the girl who was lucky enough to find a moron to fall for the scam.

You've been warned.

Thanks for the warning. Too bad. Synn in COI is a solid club.

[Mr Sixty]

Take his review with a grain of salt. Reviewer has only 2 posts, both hyping Red Tie. Maybe legit, who knows.

You mean both hyping Synn, right? I was the one who mentioned Red Tie.

[ChrisPoontang]

Take his review with a grain of salt. Reviewer has only 2 posts, both hyping Red Tie. Maybe legit, who knows.

Completely fake review. He's a shill.

No one has fun in the VIP room except for the girl who was lucky enough to find a moron to fall for the scam.

You've been warned.

[Blake 4]

Thanks for this review. I've been wanting to check this place out. I tried a $100 VIP at Red Tie last time, and it was OK, but nothing special. What is the VIP room at Synn like in terms of privacy? At Red Tie, it is a big open room with lounge chairs, and privacy is about zero, except every time I use it, no one else has been back there. Mileage is low, considering.

Feel free to PM me if you would rather not post openly. Thanks!

Take his review with a grain of salt. Reviewer has only 2 posts, both hyping Red Tie. Maybe legit, who knows.

[Mr Sixty]

I go to Synn Off Roscoe and Sepulveda. Before when I went here it was ghetto, but a lot has changed and quality has gone up. People are a lot more laid back, and girls are pretty fun and linient in the VIP. Vips are cheap too. 100 and 150. Their roster is looking a lot better too. Girls at Red tie are a little stuck up for me. Synn has decent entrance fee, dances are cheap, and I know I'm gunna have fun in the VIP.

Thanks for this review. I've been wanting to check this place out. I tried a $100 VIP at Red Tie last time, and it was OK, but nothing special. What is the VIP room at Synn like in terms of privacy? At Red Tie, it is a big open room with lounge chairs, and privacy is about zero, except every time I use it, no one else has been back there. Mileage is low, considering.

Feel free to PM me if you would rather not post openly. Thanks!

[OneForAll]

I go to Synn Off Roscoe and Sepulveda. Before when I went here it was ghetto, but a lot has changed and quality has gone up. People are a lot more laid back, and girls are pretty fun and linient in the VIP. Vips are cheap too. 100 and 150. Their roster is looking a lot better too. Girls at Red tie are a little stuck up for me. Synn has decent entrance fee, dances are cheap, and I know I'm gunna have fun in the VIP.

[Lexx1029]

Where's the OTC availability in the SFV?

Went to dejavu NOHO, what's the deal with this club? Did a regular dance and it was barely topless when I thought it was nude?? Can someone clarify this? Do you have to get an upgraded dance for nude?

Anyways, it was a cool place due to low pressure and it was slow so those that were actually on the floor didn't mind sitting down and chatting. Most were too thick, so didn't get many dances.

[Mr Sixty]

Anyone been to red tie? Anything extra? Chick Mimi is pretty hot guys!!

I've been to Red Tie a few times. Mileage is overall as low as other valley clubs, but it's a nice club. The selection of girls on a Friday afternoon is pretty diverse with something for everyone, even if there may only be six girls there. The biggest problem is turnover. Every time I've been, it's an entirely new crew of dancers. The only constant has been Lauren, the dancer / manager / DJ, and apparently, she is no longer there either!

How would you describe Mimi?