Telephone Chat Line Reports

[TheNutkracker]

What's going on folks? I know somebody getting some pussy off the chatline. Why are yawl not talking about it? If you are getting laid from chatline girls talk about.

I remember when the chatlines were poppin' and you could always find some cheap pussy on there. The game has gotten so fucked up. All the good reliable ones are gone. I thought I had a potential a few weeks ago. She wanted me to host, but I couldn't when I called her back a few days later to set something up, she never answered her phone again. Nowadays on the chatlines, just a bunch of idiots who have no idea about giving okay service, or the concept of repeat clientele.

Every now and then, I might turn up a potential, but for the most part they are inconsistent.

[Cat Daddy #2]

What's going on folks? I know somebody getting some pussy off the chatline. Why are yawl not talking about it? If you are getting laid from chatline girls talk about.

[Drw25]

Well I was Bored this morning and decided to get on the chatline to see what I can find. After making my ad. It was, I'm up early looking for some thing to get into some adult fun serious acquire only I'm mobile. Basically I kept it short simple and to the point. Mean while after browsing three ads some female with a soft voice responded to my ad and she said that was looking for a p4p. So I was game. I replied with my fake name and number she replied that she's going to call me between then and the time she called I had gotten eight numbers so finely she called and I ask her what was her name? She said Dasha, so I was like cool. Where do you stay? And she said Lawrenceville hwy the super 8 motel. She let me know how much the $ was and told me to call her when I get near her. I called once I got close by and she guided and told me the room number at this point I didn't know how she look but I was soon to find out. Since I don't stay to far it didn't take me long to get there. I parked and walk up some flight of stairs knocked on the door and she opens. She had a towel around her and body looking right and thick by this time I was on rock hard she offered a bbj but I declined so I hit it in doggy style it took me a long time to nut but she didn't care she's not a time watcher finely I nutted clean my self. I will return she's a keeper. As for the other eight number. I'm going to give a try and I will post some update about them.

[Drw25]

Hey guys,

I've been on Quest off and on for like 4 years. Nothing steady. I think I actaully paid for minutues like 5 or 6 times at best. I usually just use someone's phone to get the 60min free thing or get a new google number.

I generally stay away from providers on Quest because of a bad past experience. I much rather not have to deal with the BS. What I'm looking for 99% of the time on the lines is free pussy but this takes time and effort (if you're into that sort of thing.

Anyway, was on the line 2 weeks ago and this girl responded to my ad or whatever. We got to talking doing the back and forth msg thing. Evenutually, I striught up told her I'm not on a paid accound and my time was running out so she sent me her. Gave her a call that night and we talked for a bit. Being the monger that I am deep down, I eventually got in her head. She's 29 but seems to LOVE younger guys (I'm 22. Her last bf, she met when he was 16 and they brok up this year and he just turned 21 (you do that math. After speaking back and forth for a few days I fianlly just went out ans asked if she wanted to do phone sex. Dah hoe was game and from there things went uphill. Finally decided to meet up tonight. Drove over to her place and even brought over some food. After talkin for a few hours we got to drinkin. Let me tell you, I may be 22 and weigh a cuck 30 soaking wet but I can hold my alcohol. She on the other hand. Well it all paid off. Turns out she is a straight up freak. Did some DATY for like 40 minutes stright. The puxxy was beautiful. It was the type where I just pulled her pants off and slid her panty to the side. She was so wet when I was through I would have sowrn somebody spilled a bottle of aquafina all over the couch. Fucked the shit out of her but not before she had me lay on my back and licked me from my neck all the way through my ass crack and down to my feet.

This one was definately worth the effort. I'm telling you. If you want to get into some true amateur shit, give it a try. My add was something like: ladies you know the deal. Up late. Bored on the net. Have my own wheels, own place, steady job. The ones looking for "friendship" usually responds within minutes. I know others have had luck by just out saying their looking for pussy but it really hasnt worked for me for some reason but oh well.

Here's a pic she sent me the second night I talked to her.

PS. I've met A LOT of girls taking this approach. Quite a few were a waste of time but 80% worked out pretty well, just like this one. And FREE, which is what I like. Sorry, I work and dnt have as much $ as some of our fellow members.

That's a nice catch. I be on quest also and metro vibe.

[Delta Flier]

Hey guys,

I've been on Quest off and on for like 4 years. Nothing steady. I think I actaully paid for minutues like 5 or 6 times at best. I usually just use someone's phone to get the 60min free thing or get a new google number.

I generally stay away from providers on Quest because of a bad past experience. I much rather not have to deal with the BS. What I'm looking for 99% of the time on the lines is free pussy but this takes time and effort (if you're into that sort of thing).

Anyway, was on the line 2 weeks ago and this girl responded to my ad or whatever. We got to talking doing the back and forth msg thing. Evenutually, I striught up told her I'm not on a paid accound and my time was running out so she sent me her #. Gave her a call that night and we talked for a bit. Being the monger that I am deep down, I eventually got in her head. She's 29 but seems to LOVE younger guys (I'm 22). Her last bf, she met when he was 16 and they brok up this year and he just turned 21 (you do that math). After speaking back and forth for a few days I fianlly just went out ans asked if she wanted to do phone sex. Dah hoe was game and from there things went uphill. Finally decided to meet up tonight. Drove over to her place and even brought over some food. After talkin for a few hours we got to drinkin. Let me tell you, I may be 22 and weigh a cuck 30 soaking wet but I can hold my alcohol. She on the other hand. Well it all paid off. Turns out she is a straight up freak. Did some DATY for like 40 minutes stright. The puxxy was beautiful. It was the type where I just pulled her pants off and slid her panty to the side. She was so wet when I was through I would have sowrn somebody spilled a bottle of aquafina all over the couch. Fucked the shit out of her but not before she had me lay on my back and licked me from my neck all the way through my ass crack and down to my feet.

This one was definately worth the effort. I'm telling u. If you want to get into some true amateur shit, give it a try. My add was something like: ladies you know the deal. Up late. Bored on the net. Have my own wheels, own place, steady job. The ones looking for "friendship" usually responds within minutes. I know others have had luck by just out saying their looking for pussy but it really hasnt worked for me for some reason but oh well.

Here's a pic she sent me the second night I talked to her.

PS. I've met A LOT of girls taking this approach. Quite a few were a waste of time but 80% worked out pretty well, just like this one. And FREE, which is what I like. Sorry, I work and dnt have as much $$$ as some of our fellow members.

[GeorgeGray3207]

To all the guys that sent me private messages about the piss drinker, I want to say that my lack of response doesn't mean I'm ignoring you.

I simply received lots of inquiries for this nasty lady.

Work has been very hectic and I haven't has time to respond to all.

I simply didn't know we had so many R Kellys in this forum.

If any if you travel to the DR let me know.

I almost got ran off the board for trying to organize a public bukkake and piss party for my lady friend at one of the discos.

The guys over there said I should respect the ladies more
(what the f:uck?).

It's too bad really. I spoke to her this morning and she said she wants to
drink my piss.

I remember my last trip down there. Everytime I stood in front of the bowl she would kneel next to it and catch the lemonade mid stream - b!tch is crazy. And she wonders why I don't take her seriously.

Anyway, I'll continue to work on this one and hopefully we can have one in the states.

Again, sorry for the lack of response.

When I was a lot younger(25 years ago) I worked construction and traveled on lengthy job assignments. Met a girl from a little town outside Dayton, Ohio and we spent about 3 months together while I was there. About a month in she confides to me she wants to be pissed on, says she could never ask anyone in her small town because it would get out. We get in the shower and I start pissing on her pussy(actually not as easy as you would think), her eyes about glazed over and she leans forward and takes it in her mouth and starts cumming and swallowing at the same time. Have still never seen anyone cum like that, like she was possessed lol. Would love to find another like that, you're lucky.

[Sugar Daddy D]

I had reservations about visiting this one because of her looks.

But I was in the area so I figured what the hay.

I told her on the phone while she was giving me directions that she better not be wasting my time. I ONLY LIKE NASTY FREAKS.

She said don't worry she'll accommodate.

When I got to her spot I did a quick check to make certain it wasn't an ambush and told her I had to take a piss and get cleaned up.

She pointed to the bathroom and I told her to COME HELP.

She didn't miss a beat.

She came into the bathroom with me.

Unzipped my shorts, pulled my dick out and held it over the toliet.

At first I couldn't go. Thinking about all the nasty things I'm going to do to this one. Images of me pissing in her mouth at the neighborhood Booger K(I)ng at the order counter on a busy Saturday.

But eventually I let loose and took a nice long piss.

As I pissed I kept steping back as her aim was off and some of it landed on top of the bowl rim. But she kept aiming higher (apparently she was more concerned with me not getting piss on my shorts).

After I finished, I took some tp to wipe the piss off the bowl.

She said I'll take care of that.

I stood back pleased as this woman cleaned up my urine and took a wash cloth to wash my dick afterwards.

(yes, I have plans for her indeed)

We headed to the bedroom.

I told her to get completely naked, lie spread eagle on the bed and the audition resumed.

I asked her a series of questions.

What qualifies you as a freak?

Do you mind fucking in public?

How many guys can you take on?

The whole time I'm straddling her and slapping her cunny hole with my dick waiting for her objection to plunging into her bareback.

There was NONE.

I wasn't interested in fucking. Just curious about her limits so turned her around and paid some attention to her ass, probing her with my finger.

Damn! Her ass got wetter and wetter like a pussy as I finger fucked it.

Have you guys every experienced this before?

Usually I need to lube but with each stroke it moistened up.

She seemed to enjoy it but I was getting bored (I'm an Exhibitionist)

So I told her I would be in touch and left.

This one has potential for a piss orgy guys.

She may not be much to look at but it is not about that. It's about EXPLOITATION.

It looks like she has a foul funky odor to her. Were you able to get the smell off your finger? Try some bleach.

[Vibe3030]

I had reservations about visiting this one because of her looks.

But I was in the area so I figured what the hay.

I told her on the phone while she was giving me directions that she better not be wasting my time. I ONLY LIKE NASTY FREAKS.

She said don't worry she'll accommodate.

When I got to her spot I did a quick check to make certain it wasn't an ambush and told her I had to take a piss and get cleaned up.

She pointed to the bathroom and I told her to COME HELP.

She didn't miss a beat.

She came into the bathroom with me.

Unzipped my shorts, pulled my dick out and held it over the toliet.

At first I couldn't go. Thinking about all the nasty things I'm going to do to this one. Images of me pissing in her mouth at the neighborhood Booger K(I)ng at the order counter on a busy Saturday.

But eventually I let loose and took a nice long piss.

As I pissed I kept steping back as her aim was off and some of it landed on top of the bowl rim. But she kept aiming higher (apparently she was more concerned with me not getting piss on my shorts).

After I finished, I took some tp to wipe the piss off the bowl.

She said I'll take care of that.

I stood back pleased as this woman cleaned up my urine and took a wash cloth to wash my dick afterwards.

(yes, I have plans for her indeed)

We headed to the bedroom.

I told her to get completely naked, lie spread eagle on the bed and the audition resumed.

I asked her a series of questions.

What qualifies you as a freak?

Do you mind fucking in public?

How many guys can you take on?

The whole time I'm straddling her and slapping her cunny hole with my dick waiting for her objection to plunging into her bareback.

There was NONE.

I wasn't interested in fucking. Just curious about her limits so turned her around and paid some attention to her ass, probing her with my finger.

Damn! Her ass got wetter and wetter like a pussy as I finger fucked it.

Have you guys every experienced this before?

Usually I need to lube but with each stroke it moistened up.

She seemed to enjoy it but I was getting bored (I'm an Exhibitionist)

So I told her I would be in touch and left.

This one has potential for a piss orgy guys.

She may not be much to look at but it is not about that. It's about EXPLOITATION.

[Vibe3030]

It looks like my Travel plans for this holiday have fallen through so I'm stuck here this weekend (fvcking boss).

So while the missus is visiting her madre I'll need a diversion to help me unwind.

I'm looking for a wingman (or wingmen) this holiday weekend to engage in some exploitive, abusive fun with the girls off Quest or Raven.

I like these girls better as they are cheaper and more open to my type of play.

You know my motto.

'Only two rules. No condoms and anything goes'

(except m2m play. And some other rules too but the motto sounds cool)

So if you are into group sex, exhibitionist and/or fetishes hit me up.

I know 3 white chicks (and 1 thick latina) who are down for my type of play. Ones thick, ones athletically built and ones skinny.

I'm also on the lookout for other hoes.

And if any of you are having a gang bang this weekend. How's about an invite.

[Mimsss]

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[Vibe3030]

Here's YET another one I met when she responded to the following ad on quest:

***

I'm looking to break some bread.

I'm looking to have some adult fun.

I'm looking for those ladies that either catch, swallow or know how to take a facial.

So if that is you. Hit me back with your description.

***

The signs were all there about this one.

But I ignored as I found her pics attractive.

She responded to my post and I indicated that I'm looking for a stank ass hoe (without the stank) and she said she'll catch but not swallow.

And that her ass was available for play.

I told her I'm looking to be drained and not rushed.

She said if I bring some drinks we can chill for 2-3 hours.

I asked is she DFK, she said NO, since that was an emotional thing (I'm thinking, you'll let me nut in your mouth and stick my dick in you ass but kissing is too emotional). Whatever, I thanked her for her time and said it won't work since I'm looking for GFE. She asked, what's GFE? I said girl friend experience.

She said, oh yeah, I love to kiss, we can kiss. (should've rejected, but them tittays looked so big)

Got to her spot in downtown Atlanta (auburn ave) and told her to buzz me in.

She said she had to come down and sign me in.

Now, I waited in a parking garage and it was FUCKING HOT.

After 10 minutes of waiting someone left the building and I slipped in.

I called again and told her I'm in the lobby and asked for her room number.

She freaked.

I TOLD YOU I NEED TO SIGN YOU IN.

I said, I'm standing in front of the office and it's closed.

I'm GETTING DRESSED, I'll BE RIGHT DOWN.

Waited another 10 minutes and by now I'm pissed.

She comes down and she looks different than her photos. Bigger. (she noticed my disappointment)

We get to her room and it's a mess. I mean shit is all over the place. She says it's because she had a friends child over. BULL SHIT. She's a slob.

Anyway, I sit on the couch, pour a couple of drinks and she turns on Eddie Murphy's Delirious.

She asks if I'm pleased with her looks. I made a comment like she looked different than her photos. Big mistake.

She went on a 20 MINUTE TIRADE asking multiple questions. Why? Is different bad? I just took the photos yesteday.

I said relax everythings cool. Have a drink.

Come sit close to me. She asks why?

(what?)

So I got my arm around her and she is as stiff as a board (her entire attitude is like don't touch me).

She starts on a 40 MINUTE RANT!

Both of my brothers are in prison for violent crimes. I'm in counciling because I stabbed a girl for stealing from me. My councilor says I need to meet 3 new people to break out of my shell.

I'm thinking it's time to dip.

Then she says, I'm not going to lie to you. I want to go to the club tonight.

I'm like what?

She says yeah, If I go before midnight I can get in free.

So I said, you want me to leave.

She says no, I'm just being real with you.

Then she says, I'm trying to be romantic with you but you are not my boyfriend. I can't fake it.

So I say, you want me to go. She says no. I'm just being real.

I got up to go and she starts crying.

(fuck) This could be trouble since she's emotionally unstable and has stabbed someone.

Calm down, why are you crying.

She says I'm trying to be good.

A brother gots the fuck out of there.

So even though she promised everything, I got nothing.

These ladies out here are so damaged they are so dangerous.

[Secretshoppa]

I met this one when she responded to the my ad on quest:

She said that she is a newbie and that she swallows and will do it all except bare sex for 8-tee.

As soon as I received her pics, I set my Do Not Disturb mode on

Google Voice

So I would know about the service.

Trusted members hit me up if you want the digits.

C'Mon Vibe we can fuck girls that look like this for free. Somebody would be a dumbass to pay for this. At the most you'd bring them food

[Secretshoppa]

I met this one when she responded to the my ad on quest:

She said that she is a newbie and that she swallows and will do it all except bare sex for 8-tee.

As soon as I received her pics, I set my Do Not Disturb mode on

Google Voice

So I would know about the service.

Trusted members hit me up if you want the digits.

C'Mon Vibe we can fuck girls that look like this for free. Somebody would be a dumbass to pay for this. At the most youd bring them food.

[Vibe3030]

Here's another one I met when she responded to the following ad on quest:

*** I'm looking to break some bread.

I'm looking to have some adult fun.

I'm looking for those ladies that either catch, swallow or know how to take a facial.

So if that is you. Hit me back with your description.

***

This one had me thinking wedding bells.

I mean I seriously considered leaving my significant other of eight years for this chick.

The only reason I'm posting this is because we lost contact with each other. If one of you guys have seen her let me know so we can walk down that aisle.

I know she isn't much to look at but her pleasant personality and disposition made her absolutely irresitible.

Additionally, we had great conversation and great sex.

She's addictive. Her voice is sweet.

She's Dominican and French, technically only has a 4th grade education, but is smart as hell because all she does is read for self-study.

She had no objections to us driving down the road, her leaning back, lifting up her dress to her head, and allowing me to finger her while cars passing by watched the show. We drove the entire 285 this way and the brothers on the east side went nuts. What first caught their attention was the foot hanging out the window on the driver side. Those in SUVs saw the chubby chick with several of my fingers and hers in her cootchie, bringing her to several orgasms.

Not only that she would blow me off me public. Well. Semi public. We went to the drive-in and for four hours she sucked my dick, licked my balls and tickled my ass while the cars nearby caught the show. BTW, tongue fucking ass is her favorite. She can do this for hours.

She also isn't scared to express herself sexually in public. We were at the movie theater and she keep trying to get her hands in my pants (I wouldn't let her because we were sitting next to a bunch of 10 year old girls. We were at a midnight showing of the Twilight Flick so who knew there would be 10 year old girls)

She is so tasty too. Her CL(I)t is so big, and pink and sensitive. I mean it was one of those CL(I)ts that looks like a dick head. It's so big, tasty. She's very clean.

She also likes it in the ass. ROUGH. I'm talking no lube.

While at the drive-in I slipped a finger back there and she said, "Be as rough with it as you like, tear it apart".

So while she blew me I grounded three fingers up her shit hole, went deep, pulled out and had her lick my fingers clean (not that they were dirty, they weren't, but isn't that freaky).

She also has pretty feet. I'm mean they are perfect. I don't have a foot fetish but ugly feet can break the deal for me in life. This woman has sexy toes.

This one is a gem.

This is the first woman I've met that I'm very attracted to because of her personality.

Usually, I need to be physically attracted to the person.

But with her, I like her for her.

The only bad thing is that she made me pay, not much, but she did make me pay (8-tee each time for the entire night).

COME BACK TO ME BABY!

[Vibe3030]

I met this one when she responded to the my ad on quest:

I'm looking to break some bread.

I'm looking to have some adult fun.

I'm looking for those ladies that either catch, swallow or

Know how to take a facial.

So if that is you. Hit me back with your description.

She said that she is a newbie and that she swallows and will do it all except bare sex for 8-tee.

As soon as I received her pics, I set my Do Not Disturb mode on

Google Voice

So I would know about the service.

Trusted members hit me up if you want the digits.