Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[PbgMonger]

Quick report.

CL-PBC ad. Ph number ends in 1862. Outcall only zaftig latina. Very limited to no English. Was ontime and very clean. Nice and chill. Massage was a oil rub and average at best. Got comfortable after flip taking the top off. Excellent view. Allowed roaming but bottoms stayed on. 1. 5/ hr. Standard handshake only and one of those dates that ends after the finish. So no after rub or anything else. Got cleaned up and left. Elapsed time 1/2 hour. Won't repeat, but options are limited for many so I thought I'd post in case someone wants a pet project to train.

[PbgMonger]

I'm looking for someone for waxing / manscaping in the Northern part of the county if anyone knows of anyone good.

Anyone visited Sophia?

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...712622787.html

I went digging and found some old reviews from other parts of the country. They weren't good. Maybe TOFTT and see if things have turned for the better?

[LazyBones]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40920/

Anyone have experience with her?

I wouldn't bother. Tried once. Barely ok massage. Flaky - no extras. For me anyway.

[OutdoorFun74]

I'm looking for someone for waxing / manscaping in the Northern part of the county if anyone knows of anyone good.

Anyone visited Sophia?

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...712622787.html

[TacoEater2013]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40920/

Anyone have experience with her?

I don't, but her CL ad says "professional massage only" and states not to ask for extras.

[Chichef3000]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40920/

Anyone have experience with her?

[Ruff Road]

Ok Gents. I took another for the team today and starting to think I should set up a gofundme for my losses. I don't know why but I feel like I always ask questions but it's more often than not a let down. I'm not a FS guy. I prefer a solid massage and leaving happy. Why is this so complicated. I dislike the AMPs but feel as though I need to suck it up and go. My preference is a residence or a business suite situation. So here was my experience today and based on research, I expected a much better outcome.

I called Angela today, went back and forth (on 2 different phone numbers) with what was allowable / expected. I hesitated on her fee for a massage and she quickly dropped it 25%. So I agreed. She overall has a decent body for her age but would not STFU after I got on the table. Place is clean as is she. She rents a room at a safe location. Massage was very lackluster but at this point I was horizontal and already $. 5 in. So her discussion was all over the effin place, Politics, abortion, vaccine, television, travel, drugs, alcohol. I was like, please just STFU thinking she would get the hint with my grunting responses. So after the hour she says, all done and I was like, "what about down below. " She says, "I'm kind of a voyeur. " She then proceeds to tell me she will take everything off and lightly touch but not participate. I'm like, no problem, I'm all set and went to get up. Then she shifted gears. She is now trying to convince me to DIY. I'm like nah. And she continues. So I start but take my time in hopes I get more participation. After like 10 minutes I wait for her to get closer and end up finishing it on her face with a long shot. It was rather comical. Had a good laugh to myself but bottom line is I could never repeat..

Wow, what a letdown; great report. If you're still looking for a great massage with a happy ending this is the place for you. Make sure you ask for Pam; her massage / stretching is out of this world.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/w...y-rubs/2947033

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/hws...652167391.html

This is just what you're looking for; leave happy with a beautiful girl doing all the work.

Pete.

[PbgMonger]

Any of these providers real? Fun times? Clothes come off?

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...643729694.html

No reports of interest to us has come out of that place as far as I can tell. TOFTT and see if you can thaw the ice.

[Rustys]

Any of these providers real? Fun times? Clothes come off?

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...643729694.html

[FriskyFrankie]

Seems they delete and repost frequently.

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/hws...594207046.html

Cool. Deleted again!

[TacoEater2013]

Ad already deleted by the "author". Not a good sign, is it!

Seems they delete and repost frequently.

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/hws...594207046.html

[FriskyFrankie]

OK so I have an appt with her but did a little digging and have concerns about "her" being a "him". How would you guys handle this?

Ad already deleted by the "author". Not a good sign, is it!

[TacoEater2013]

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/hws...590562896.html

Any thoughts on this one? Looks legit.

OK so I have an appt with her but did a little digging and have concerns about "her" being a "him". How would you guys handle this?

[TacoEater2013]

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/hws...590562896.html

Any thoughts on this one? Looks legit.

[Hawkeye49]

Ok Gents. I took another for the team today and starting to think I should set up a gofundme for my losses. I don't know why but I feel like I always ask questions but it's more often than not a let down. I'm not a FS guy. I prefer a solid massage and leaving happy. Why is this so complicated. I dislike the AMPs but feel as though I need to suck it up and go. My preference is a residence or a business suite situation. So here was my experience today and based on research, I expected a much better outcome.

I called Angela today, went back and forth (on 2 different phone numbers) with what was allowable / expected. I hesitated on her fee for a massage and she quickly dropped it 25%. So I agreed. She overall has a decent body for her age but would not STFU after I got on the table. Place is clean as is she. She rents a room at a safe location. Massage was very lackluster but at this point I was horizontal and already $. 5 in. So her discussion was all over the effin place, Politics, abortion, vaccine, television, travel, drugs, alcohol. I was like, please just STFU thinking she would get the hint with my grunting responses. So after the hour she says, all done and I was like, "what about down below. " She says, "I'm kind of a voyeur. " She then proceeds to tell me she will take everything off and lightly touch but not participate. I'm like, no problem, I'm all set and went to get up. Then she shifted gears. She is now trying to convince me to DIY. I'm like nah. And she continues. So I start but take my time in hopes I get more participation. After like 10 minutes I wait for her to get closer and end up finishing it on her face with a long shot. It was rather comical. Had a good laugh to myself but bottom line is I could never repeat.

So I'm prepping to leave and she tells me some chick rents a mattress out in the living room. (Angela rents the room in a 2 BR place) Sure enough I walk out and there is a 20 something year old chick laying there on the floor. The whole thing was effin weird. There is a stripper that lives in another unit upstairs as well whose name I found with a little research.

If I'm barking up the wrong tree please feel free to message me. I miss the old Indee days. Just need a couple solid options on a regular basis.

Link https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...587928843.html.

More bad reviews to come maybe this week.

M.

This was an absolute gem of a read. It got a very rare morning chuckle out of me! Thank you for sharing.